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Title: messin' around
Post by: bobbler on September 29, 2010, 04:36:40 PM
one thing i like to do to mess with people...when getting a Group Sex cold invite...is let the timer run to zero  ;D
then...inevitably...i get another invite for Group Sex from the same person...sometimes more than once  :D

anyone else have a different way(s) to mess with others?
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: TightFit74 on September 30, 2010, 08:29:35 AM
Hi Bobbler,
ever tried letting the timer run out and then sent an invite back? But as soon as you get in a room, leave? Never doe it myself, but it might be an option...
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: Lover on September 30, 2010, 10:01:12 AM
I am acting the same way bobbler :D not only in Group sex, also with a cold invite from one person.  Sometimes, after repeating the invite 2,3,4 times, they say "hello". Then I just answer "hello". Almost they are quit. Sometimes they say "I invited you" then I say "Oh, really? I didn't notice it."
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: bobbler on September 30, 2010, 02:13:17 PM
Hi tight:
that would be mean  ;)

but here is another idea, similar to what you stated.  accept the invite, then get in the room and say you accidentally clicked the wrong button...*then* leave  ;D
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: TightFit74 on October 01, 2010, 09:24:04 AM
Bobbler... nasty...
Or go through the steps and when arrived in a room: "I thought you were a guy/gal...(opposite from the gender ofcourse)" and leave then.

If you ever start teaching a nasty course, I'll sign up!
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: bobbler on October 06, 2010, 07:13:41 PM
or how about when someone says "can i invite you?" and then you say "sure"...but don't accept.  you only said that they could invite

one time i even did that and logged off after i said "sure"...since i was just about to log off anyway  :D
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: bobbler on October 19, 2010, 07:34:31 PM
ok here's something else i do...just happened tonight, but its happened before:

on the rare occasion that a girl ticks me off or is rude in some way, i like to keep arguing with her and pushing her buttons, just to see how far i can push her before she puts me on ignore
a girl starts talking to me tonight, *she* started the conversation, then WHAM  right in the middle of talking she goes in a room. comes out maybe 10 minutes later, says sorry, i tell her she was rude to do that. she say's well then i will go back in the room now. i say have fun. she goes in the room...comes out not too much later...i try to talk to her and she has me on ignore

 :D  :D  :D

and the funny thing is, she probably feels all good about putting me on ignore while in actuality i could care less

this was a short conversation before i was put on ignore. i've had much longer ones  ;D
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: Lover on October 20, 2010, 05:03:51 AM
Today a girl talke to me. She just had her name, no description at all. After saying "Hi" she told me about yahoo and that I can meet her there - I played the stupid one and said "Sorry, I don' know WHERE yahoo is, I live in Germany. Is it far to go for me?"
She tried to explain and explain...

I talked to a friend during that time, probably she still is explaining...
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: bobbler on October 20, 2010, 06:23:36 PM
good one Lover  :D
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: alstott on February 10, 2011, 03:38:08 AM
i nearly had the same one Lover ,maybe we talked to the same gir  l lol
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: Lover on February 13, 2011, 03:45:01 PM
Haha and did you find out about messenger ;)
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: alstott on February 13, 2011, 03:49:48 PM
No i said ,never been there , is it big? i don't like big citys, i'm ajust a little guy who enjoys the country life , she gives up and said, i hate to be a teacher... :D :D
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: Lover on February 13, 2011, 04:07:29 PM
Haha, probably she's changing her tactics now :D If we ever meet her again?
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: alstott on February 13, 2011, 04:12:05 PM
Maybe, we must prepare us ,she`s bringin up heavy ordnance , i guess, probably she thinks, i hate those guys didn`t know what Yahoo is,how dumo they are :D :D :D
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: Lover on February 13, 2011, 04:15:34 PM
Let's search her and then, one guy after the other, is asking her: "Can you tell me where I can find AChat?"
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: alstott on February 13, 2011, 04:18:29 PM
Hahaha,what would she say?
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: islandsun on February 13, 2011, 05:04:09 PM
I say do it ! ;D
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: alstott on February 13, 2011, 05:10:09 PM
Oh,oh i forgot one, she asked me about hotmail, i said oh yes sometimes i am,but what is this mail,oh you mean mall?
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: islandsun on February 13, 2011, 05:15:44 PM
You ! ::) Like confusing the confused !  
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: Lover on February 13, 2011, 05:18:25 PM
Let's prepare for the next one - facebook? There can be so great word plays ;D
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: alstott on February 13, 2011, 05:22:05 PM
Oh yeah we search one and tell each other who she is :D :D
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: alstott on February 13, 2011, 05:49:43 PM
I`m so bad,but someone made me so, :D :D haha
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: islandsun on February 13, 2011, 07:15:21 PM
@ alstott   ;) I think it`s that witch that put a curse on you  :o Damn her !   hehehe ! :D :D :D
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: alstott on February 13, 2011, 07:25:26 PM
I hear her Voice right now :o ,wondering where its coming from :D :D
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: TightFit74 on February 14, 2011, 03:02:49 AM
I'll lend a hand if you need one. Although Lover and Alstott will probably drive her crazy by themselves..lol
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: islandsun on February 14, 2011, 06:05:44 AM
Hahaha !  Poor > alstott  :o  Some gay guy keeps putting the moves on him !  alstott  > lol all i can say ,is keep your back to the wall ! hahahahaha !
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: alstott on February 15, 2011, 01:57:50 AM
>Sunny i hate you so much :D :Di`ll spank you next time ;D ;D
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: islandsun on February 15, 2011, 05:10:35 AM
@ alstott  I`m laffin   ;D  oh you like it !  Sweet cheeks ! hahaha ! Hey it`s your little ass that`s popular here ! hehehe ! have to catch me first ! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: alstott on February 15, 2011, 08:15:54 AM
You making me crazy :D calling me Sweet cheeks again, gets you in "trouble" lil Miss ,oh i catch you , then i tie you up and work on you with a feather all night long ;D ;D
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: alstott on February 15, 2011, 12:25:18 PM
@Lover omg i`ve done it, i chatted with someone ( i`m not telling it was a girl)
>hi my name is ...(i cant tell the real name)
<hi im ron jeremy,just call me ron(im laughing) :D
>you new in here?
<me? no i´m born in 1976
>no,no,here on facebook
<oh sorry i`m a little bit nervous,yes
>why you nervous?
<my first time here
>you need a guide?
<yes thanks , where can i see the faces i can book
>what?
<okay , this is my problem, i wanna do a porn , but nobody should recognize me , this is why i want to book a face
>but you cant book faces here
>wait wait you wanna do a porn?
<Yes but dont tell anyone,okay?
<damned shes gone :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: Ardeur on February 15, 2011, 12:35:07 PM
This was in AChat?

Anyway, it's a good thing being stupid isn't forbidden by law, it's a punishment by itself already...   ;D
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: TightFit74 on February 15, 2011, 12:35:35 PM
@ Alstott Was it really the first time you chatted? Congrats man!!!  :D  :D  :D
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: alstott on February 15, 2011, 12:54:24 PM
@Ardeur no, on facebook, i know i`m bad.@Tight oh yes first time ever ;)
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: Lover on February 16, 2011, 11:19:27 AM
Lol Alstott, you're making new friends everyday ;)   I see you need a face double ;) Perhaps you find someone in AChat? Haha

PS: I need a double to do  my work, so I can spend more time in AChat - anybody offering his help?
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: alstott on February 16, 2011, 04:47:33 PM
Lol Lover,I´m one of a kind :D :D but sometimes it can help ;) ;)don`t lead me into temptation with Achat,haha. I´m staying at home for minimum 4 weeks with a broken leg,so i`ve enough freetime ;D ;D
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: TightFit74 on February 17, 2011, 12:41:31 AM
@ Alstott: You don't have to use a pick-up line on the forum, achat is much better suited for that ;) But in all honesty: get well soon man..
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: Bear on February 17, 2011, 03:17:05 AM
Ouch Alstott,...be careful,..I came on shortly after ripping a knee apart, 9 months later,..the little diversion is still strong...
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: alstott on February 17, 2011, 08:52:37 AM
Thanks Tight i will   @Bear man i know where you going through i ripped of my anterior cruciate ligament 3 years ago and still have problems some days...
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: islandsun on February 17, 2011, 01:10:40 PM
@alstott   Hey get a home nurse in to help you ! Some one that wears the nurse uniform like the one on achat ! lol   Look out world alstott is on face book ? Really?   ;)
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: Adera on February 17, 2011, 01:39:53 PM
I thought the nurse uniform was really kinky and fun until guys started asking me to give them injections... stopped wearing it then.
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: Ardeur on February 17, 2011, 01:45:12 PM
Heh, did they know what kind of injection they had coming to them?  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: islandsun on February 17, 2011, 01:48:42 PM
@Adera  should of said you go first !
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: alstott on February 17, 2011, 01:53:49 PM
@Sunny you sure ,it will push on my healing process? :D :D ähm face book?  no no , i mean race look ;) ;)
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: Adera on February 17, 2011, 01:56:39 PM
They wanted me to fuck them up their asses, quite a lot where hetero too. Well I don't really enjoy doing that with guys, if I did I guess the whole thing would've been funnier.
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: islandsun on February 17, 2011, 01:59:42 PM
@ alstott   That`s what pain killers are for ! :D lol    sexy nurse  will take the pain away LOL
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: alstott on February 17, 2011, 02:17:15 PM
No Doping for me !  :D lol oh yeah she would for a while at least ;) do you know if my health insurance company pays for that? :D :D lol
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: alstott on February 17, 2011, 06:00:52 PM
Okay listen a converstion i had minutes ago,this was after a cold invite after i write to her call first and she does it 4 times again:
>you wanna sit on my face?
<whats when im weigh 330 pounds?
>are you fat?
<maybe , you don`t know it
>you wanna lick me or not?
<i have pimples on my tongue, cause i let  a girl ridin my face
>Uhhh its disgusting
<don`t tell me , i have to deal with it
< and also since that time my balls itching
>what you gonna tell me about?
<nothing ,but careful who you cold invite
>suck yourself
<i would but i have a bad neck
>why i`m talking to you?
< i don`t know
<oh oh wait now i`m in the mood right now makin you happy
>really?
<no just kidding
and then she`s gone,damned :D :D :D
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: islandsun on February 17, 2011, 06:11:57 PM
HAHAHAHHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  guy > Just oral sex !   Dont talk ! >Dum blonde moment , i had to ask >guy  cause my wife dont like it !  :)
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: alstott on February 17, 2011, 06:27:36 PM
Poor guy,can`t laughing my rips hurt,say to him-no problem move your head down until you hear a creaky noise , then move your hips :D :D
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: islandsun on February 18, 2011, 09:40:44 AM
hehehe ! better then a pain in the ass ! :D
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: alstott on February 18, 2011, 10:59:22 AM
No seriously i hear that sometimes too , wife from my buddy don`t like it either
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: islandsun on February 19, 2011, 10:10:34 AM
wow lots  guys complaining about that !   :o :o :o One guy told me he has`nt slept w his wife in about ten year ! I could`nt imagine  having a man around  ,and not wanting those arms around me and the touch of his lips !  Why they stay together ?   ::) TOO CRAZY !!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: Unhealer on February 19, 2011, 01:26:35 PM
damn kids
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: islandsun on February 19, 2011, 02:51:24 PM
Staying together because of kids  is dum ! Being raised in a home w out love  and happiness is  not a healthy enviroment ! :o
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: Unhealer on February 19, 2011, 04:20:49 PM
kids will be fine as long as you make them eat all of their food groups and exercise
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: alstott on February 19, 2011, 10:42:28 PM
omg love without sex i can`t figure it out for myself, but a friend of mine has this in real , cause there is so much love in it , i salute to them , i can`t do that right now at least
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: TightFit74 on February 20, 2011, 01:43:02 AM
Love without sex? Depends on the persons and the relationship they had. My ex-wife hated it, something to do with experiences early in life. Unless you know, hard to deal with. For me, having a lousy sexlife and having a naughty mind like me, it was part of the reasons for leaving her.

In all honesty: not everybody is so content and focussed on sex as a lot of people online here...
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: islandsun on February 20, 2011, 10:12:48 AM
Life with out orgasm`s  Now thats a nightmare ! shhh mr blue don`t get upset were just talking ! hehehe !   ;D   Love with out sex could`nt do it ,it might sound greedy , But Id want it all !  ;D  I`ll stick w my older friend w benefts ! No complications there !  :D
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: Adera on February 20, 2011, 10:23:16 AM
There are of course asexual people out there and apparently more females than males but only like 1% in total so I'm not surprised about a relationship without sex.

I can't have a relationship like that though, I would go crazy and start sleeping around. I really need someone to fuck me until I make sweet cummies at times. :P
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: Bear on February 20, 2011, 10:57:51 AM
Tight' u nailed it,..
We are talking of celibate relationships.... here on this site?

I seriously doubt there would be but a handful who could wrap their minds around that,...there again,...most folks here have not experienced much in terms of water under the bridge of time...
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: islandsun on February 22, 2011, 06:37:16 PM
In real  >Sure if you found the one ! That felt passionate about life like yourself ,and had damn hot healthy sex life .And all sudden a partner could`nt have sex due to accident or some reason ! Ive seen a couple like that ! loved each other !   That`s soul mates !  But here  I`m laffin , on cyber ! I know better !  I can click my heels all I want I`m not in Kansass anymore !
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: TightFit74 on February 23, 2011, 02:33:48 AM
Witnessing it as it happens. Old schoolbuddy got paralised, his bride from South-Africa. They married after his accident and are now trying to have a baby.. He's paralised from the neck down. True love can be amazing...
But this is an exceptional situation. I think more people would part if something like this would happen. Only a handful strong enough to make the other the priority in life. *takes off hat and bows deep*
Title: Re: messin' around
Post by: islandsun on February 24, 2011, 09:24:49 AM
Sweet I hope they are blessed soon ! The thought is making me smile ! That is my source ! I feed upon happiness !