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Discussions about sex => Everything about sex and love => Topic started by: JessiCapri on February 22, 2021, 03:44:05 PM

Title: First Date Nightmare
Post by: JessiCapri on February 22, 2021, 03:44:05 PM
We have all had them.  The experiences you share can be real life or virtual life but no names please.  This is not a place to mock or bully just a place to share a laugh.

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Title: Re: First Date Nightmare
Post by: JessiCapri on February 22, 2021, 03:46:53 PM
I will start it off.

The guy beeped his horn to let me know he had arrived to pick me up.  I opened the door to let him know I knew he was there.  He never walked up to the door and I never walked out to the car.  We both sat in our places waiting for the other.  After about 45 minutes I closed the door and turned out the lights.
Title: Re: First Date Nightmare
Post by: Vaughan on February 22, 2021, 03:50:45 PM
She picked her nose over dinner,  looked at the mgnificent grolly, ate it with relish and then washed it down with a mouthful of the finest House red. All without a word as I watched on.

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Title: Re: First Date Nightmare
Post by: JessiCapri on February 22, 2021, 03:55:17 PM
Another....

His mom called and asked when he’d be home and he says... but mommmm I am on a date!!!! We both were in our early 40s
Title: Re: First Date Nightmare
Post by: Vaughan on February 22, 2021, 04:01:40 PM
She said, "My  fourth husband gets paroled next week."

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Title: Re: First Date Nightmare
Post by: JessiCapri on February 22, 2021, 04:01:58 PM
And one more for today....

When he drank behind my back and got a DUI, was arrested. I had to find a way home.
Title: Re: First Date Nightmare
Post by: Vaughan on February 22, 2021, 04:07:04 PM
She said,  "Any chance you have some foot fungus cream handy?"

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Title: Re: First Date Nightmare
Post by: Vaughan on February 22, 2021, 04:14:30 PM
She asked to use my bathroom & left her TEETH on the sink!

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Title: Re: First Date Nightmare
Post by: Stone on February 23, 2021, 09:56:22 AM
He asked me for a dance.

I thought this ...

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And he thought this ...

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