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Title: My american friends - I am shocked!
Post by: Lover on July 13, 2013, 08:46:13 AM
What did I have to read about you?

Every tenth looks during sex on his smartphone

12% take it to shower (don't you have a shower app???)
35% use it during a romantic date
55% while driving a car

I always thought you're looking at the screen while having sex  ;)
Title: Re: My american friends - I am shocked!
Post by: hentaiboy69 on July 13, 2013, 09:08:19 AM
Quote from: Lover on July 13, 2013, 08:46:13 AM
I always thought you're looking at the screen while having sex  ;)

I think someone use it TO have sex! lol!

Just to make you know....an old friend of mine is using Facebook to to find girls who like to play "undercover".......but even without cover!  :o
Title: Re: My american friends - I am shocked!
Post by: Brandybee on July 13, 2013, 10:21:32 AM
They are obviously checking out The Womans Footy scores    ;D


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Title: Re: My american friends - I am shocked!
Post by: mrsexlover on July 21, 2013, 04:14:22 AM
more crazy things about the americans i found on the internet  ;D

(http://doblelol.com/thumbs/funny-sayings-sex_5062826820632877.jpg)
Title: Re: My american friends - I am shocked!
Post by: Brandybee on July 21, 2013, 05:25:50 AM
Those are great Martin....  wonder who the hell did something for it to be an issue & a law made in the first place !!  The mind boggles.. 

I  wonder if we have some like that too...   :P

 Florida obviously protects their porcupines,  forget the other animals..  Porcupines are  sacred.  LOL.
 and in  Wasington, no sex with fat animals...   lose weight now !!  LOL
Title: Re: My american friends - I am shocked!
Post by: Covems on July 23, 2013, 03:31:47 PM



Number 10 is the reason why I've stopped going to Washington.



Woodchucks are fine, except when they bite.
Squirrels and rabbits won't last through the night.
Cows can be fun but they're hard to seduce,
But you never need worry if you find a Moose.

And it's Moose, Moose, I want a Moose!
I have never had anything quite like a Moose.
I've had many women, my life has been loose,
But I've never had anything quite like a Moose.



Title: Re: My american friends - I am shocked!
Post by: Brandybee on July 23, 2013, 07:34:45 PM
Reminds me of an old Rugby song I heard once  -     Sang to the tune of  "  Tie me Kangeroo down Sport, Tie me kangeroo down "


Beastiality’s best boys,
Beastiality's best
Grope an antelope
Beastiality’s best boys,
Beastiality's best

Down the throat of a goat, boys
Down the throat of a goat

Get it on with a swan, boys.
Get it on with a swan,
All together now

Beastiality’s best boys,
Beastiality's best
Grope an antelope
Beastiality’s best boys,
Beastiality's best

Ram your log up a dog, boys
Ram your log up a dog,

Shove your load in a toad, boys
Shove your load in a toad,
All together now

Beastiality’s best boys,
Beastiality's best
Grope an antelope
Beastiality’s best boys,
Beastiality's best

Intercourse with a horse, boys
Intercourse with a horse,

A tender fuck of a duck, boys
A tender fuck of a duck,
All together now

Beastiality’s best boys,
Beastiality's best
Grope an antelope
Beastiality’s best boys,
Beastiality's best

 ;D
Title: Re: My american friends - I am shocked!
Post by: hentaiboy69 on July 25, 2013, 12:34:09 AM
Brandy, what did you listen!?  :o

this rugby son must be moderated here......

A tender fuck of a duck, boys
A tender fuck of a duck,

poor duck!  :P
Title: Re: My american friends - I am shocked!
Post by: FoxyRoxxy on August 17, 2014, 01:46:47 AM
Any one that needs  sex on his smartphone  is sad ...