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Title: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on September 03, 2015, 07:45:34 AM: Ok, so this is a tradition I started last year...sadly I have a year's worth of lost jokes.. But I thought I'd start recording my profile messages from now on. Only thing I can't decide, should I put the outfits that I use with them? I'll try it on this first one and everyone let me know what you think..

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/www.kizoa.com_collage_2015-09-03_09-42-28_zpsqvbdvtgb.jpg)

Is the pic too much, fun, or would just a list of the text be better?
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Lover on September 03, 2015, 09:25:07 AM: I'd say add the pic. They say more than 1000 words lol

Maybe a tipp: If you add width=600 when you add a pic, the size is perfect. Looks like this:

I mean like this.

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/www.kizoa.com_collage_2015-09-03_09-42-28_zpsqvbdvtgb.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Fixxgiggle on September 03, 2015, 01:59:04 PM: Definitely with the picture, but then you probably knew I would say that ;D

Giggling all the way home.

Fixxgiggle :D

(http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j346/Fixxgiggle/Banner_zpsgknlwqop.jpg?1441310218256&1441310220245&1441310220344)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on September 04, 2015, 08:25:48 AM: (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/www.kizoa.com_collage_2015-09-04_10-22-16_zpsklj8wmof.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: martinus on September 05, 2015, 12:39:12 AM: mmmmmm i wouldn't mind that at all ;) :-*
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on September 05, 2015, 08:34:43 AM: (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/www.kizoa.com_collage_2015-09-05_10-25-39_zpstg1mbikd.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on September 06, 2015, 07:44:39 AM: Ok, if you're not American, or old enough to remember the height of the transfat craze here in America. Country Crock is a soft margarine that spreads easily.

A commercial from the 80s.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S90qSqp0gng

Anyway it was the inspiration for today's sexy profile joke.

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/b40f7651-3a49-459f-b49d-537697baf7cc_zpsuov1tw46.jpg)

Hope you enjoy and have a great Sunday!

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/8f189b0e3dc914ea83383e3d032a3e29_zpsiunqmkxh.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on September 08, 2015, 06:31:52 PM: Didn't get to making a collage yesterday, so this post will have both today's and yesterday's.

Yesterday -Labor Day in the US and a few other other places.

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/www.kizoa.com_collage_2015-09-08_20-23-47_zpswlaqano6.jpg)

Today's

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/www.kizoa.com_collage_2015-09-08_18-07-25_zpskgovir1y.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on September 09, 2015, 03:57:20 PM: ok...spoof on a coca~cola slogan. (there will be more to come, and if you've been to my tumblr recently you may have seen the whole list I did yesterday, when I saw this specific one already done...)

The slogan...
(https://facultycommonsslo.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-14-at-2-12-32-pm.png)

My spoofy profile...

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/www.kizoa.com_collage_2015-09-09_17-47-00_zpsbblcm7lf.jpg)

Also...feedback is welcome!
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on September 10, 2015, 09:38:13 AM: Wish I had written this one myself, but its just a favorite to repeat ;) I've used it a few times in the past year.

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/www.kizoa.com_collage_2015-09-10_10-45-51_zps78ovt7t8.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on September 11, 2015, 07:10:05 PM: Sometimes I feel really naive.. I didn't know that kegel weights were really a thing until today!! I guess I can just say thank god no one ever felt the need to inform me of them ;D

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/www.kizoa.com_collage_2015-09-11_20-21-51_zps5dlqne65.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on September 12, 2015, 10:15:07 AM: (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/www.kizoa.com_collage_2015-09-12_12-09-35_zpsujzaqgjj.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Brandybee on September 13, 2015, 06:06:12 AM: I love these. Great work Misdevious.

Clever, witty , Arty and you have quite a talent.

Part of me feels this should be in Artists Alley.

Thanks for sharing them.
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on September 13, 2015, 11:42:17 AM: Thank you, Brandy! i don't feel I'm deserving of such praise! I'm just really combining the efforts of other's art into something I think is amusing. Some of the jokes and wording are all me, but sometimes just an idea that's twisted into something new, or just to fit in the space, or flat out reused if it made me laugh hard enough. Although, I guess collage is a protected form of art...it's just a very grey area and not something I feel comfortable taking much praise over. But...my ego will gladly take the praise if you can see the layered meanings in my choices.

Anyway, now that I'm over my blush, here's today's!

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/www.kizoa.com_collage_2015-09-13_13-07-57_zpsp4ot3nkg.jpg)

As in layered meanings...the picture of the cat I chose is one...it's a pet, it's a pussy, and it's under an umbrella so it's not wet like most of our minds would autocorrect that first sentence into (as we're on a sex site). I really like highlight the literal behind my innuendo for contrast, as I did with the skeleton sex, the phallic trees, and the vintage coke ads that I found could be taken suggestively if viewed that way. That is what I love!
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on September 14, 2015, 03:09:23 AM: I opened the door in the loft....

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/www.kizoa.com_collage_2015-09-14_04-45-40_zps9rxlxwfa.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on September 15, 2015, 08:31:29 AM: Season premiere this week for Doctor Who in America

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/www.kizoa.com_collage_2015-09-15_10-23-22_zpssnhfb58m.jpg)

For non-Whovians, River Song is the doctor's wife. She's a fabulous character whom he calls Hell in High Heels. Anyway, because they are both time travelers, and she started travelling later in their relationship, he will sometimes pry for details, and she always says "No spoilers" quite cheekily.
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on September 16, 2015, 04:21:19 PM: (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/www.kizoa.com_collage_2015-09-16_18-08-29_zpssdi5uhzn.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on September 17, 2015, 07:02:36 AM: (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/cddc0275-f24d-4aa2-81a8-4e59e118fb65_zpsdkdbubrv.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on September 18, 2015, 12:22:19 PM: (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/www.kizoa.com_collage_2015-09-18_11-08-18_zpssudeoidv.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on September 20, 2015, 08:26:45 PM: Missed a day again! The editor I usually use was offline, so had to fiddle with a new one.

Today's is just rather simple!

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/ab1641b0-297a-46b6-b5db-a4b70c8e9fff_zpsn35jink1.jpg)

and yesterday's since I missed making it, but did save the info..

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14428021256971_zpspnmb6dmn.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on September 21, 2015, 11:25:08 AM: (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/Eq%20Funnies/pizap.com14428559299041_zpsribcnhrh.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on September 22, 2015, 07:19:24 PM: a bit nervous about this one....might end up deleted in a few days...pics are all me...

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/t_2921071489pizapw1442970280_zpspkamhgc9.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on September 23, 2015, 03:47:13 PM: (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14430445336621_zps2uszjn8o.jpg)

bonus meme!

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/ab1d6d2f93909897d8b99f7ccac44f1a_zpsg5ivf1la.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: AnniSilver on September 23, 2015, 07:13:05 PM: Honestly, I love this...I don't understand them ALL, but I love the subtlety of those I understand! :D

Great work Misdevious ;)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on September 24, 2015, 04:51:41 AM: Quote from: AnniSilver on September 23, 2015, 07:13:05 PM
Honestly, I love this...I don't understand them ALL, but I love the subtlety of those I understand! :D

Great work Misdevious ;)

Thank you! And, please ask about any you don't understand, several come from pop culture, and not everyone is familiar with everything!
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on September 25, 2015, 05:17:53 AM: Was a bit tied up yesterday in achat...didn't make a new profile, so here's a joke in it's place

(https://36.media.tumblr.com/34d175553746d68ceb11609e65eb15f2/tumblr_nr68gaUCpM1rgsog7o1_540.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: AnniSilver on September 25, 2015, 05:55:30 AM: Yesssssssssssssssssss it's that!!!!

Nothing is OUR mistake, we only had baaaad, baaad exemples in the past, that's how we were growing up with!!!!! ;D

Holy cow I LOVE the minions too, lol
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on September 27, 2015, 12:19:47 AM: Yesterday's

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14433379684251_zpsderxqwtw.jpg)

since the square root of 69 is an irrational number it needs to be rounded. therefore 8 something works perfectly!

Today's

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14433407018801_zpsojf1nfwh.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on September 29, 2015, 03:15:40 PM: Yesterdays:

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14435279718891_zpsismntyay.jpg)

and well today, it's my son's birthday and even though he won't see my profile, I did it as a birthday message and tossed on the birthday party hat, so nothing to share really!
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: AnniSilver on September 29, 2015, 03:58:26 PM: Happy birthday to your son misdevious!!!

I love the one from yesterday, if all the guys on achat could be like this it would be awsome ;)...I know a few of them, but they are in minority :(
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on September 30, 2015, 06:43:15 PM: A quote from the lovely Mae West.

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14436598266371_zpspzrdpscm.jpg)

Thank you for all your comments and encouragement, Annie, I appreciate it!
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: AnniSilver on October 01, 2015, 03:49:42 AM: Yvw Misdevious, you put so much effort in the profile on the day and they are really good!

Love this one with snow white too, I shared a thing like this on fb several times ago lol ;D
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on October 01, 2015, 12:04:53 PM: (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14437094758161_zpsysx3guo1.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on October 02, 2015, 10:12:53 AM: one I use often, because it's sooo true! But, you still have to guess ;)

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/pizap.com14438014714711_zpsoowg9n0k.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on October 03, 2015, 02:57:19 AM: (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/www.kizoa.com_collage_2015-10-03_04-46-47_zpsaq3mp8gz.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on October 04, 2015, 05:45:23 AM: (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/pizap.com14439589350411_zpsp9zauo6n.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on October 05, 2015, 06:32:00 AM: (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/BeFunky20Collage_zpshtjvrjqg.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on October 06, 2015, 04:41:14 PM: Didn't write this saying, it's just true!! Anyway, no pic of me today, my spouse grabbed me to a room before I got that far. You've seen enough of my mug anyway (yes, horrible, horrible pun fully intended)

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14441709470701_zpsus5og3iu.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: AnniSilver on October 06, 2015, 05:37:29 PM: Lol, this could be me....without my coffees I'm not human! ;D
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on October 07, 2015, 08:37:38 AM: So not creative lately, used another saying that's not my own. Still, I love it, and it applies to me!

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/www.kizoa.com_collage_2015-10-07_04-13-33_zpsehjgyt13.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: FoxyRoxxy on October 07, 2015, 10:26:45 AM: Interesting way of presentation For your artistic way.
I like to come see them some are very nice
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on October 07, 2015, 12:33:26 PM: Thank you, Roxxy!
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Brandybee on October 07, 2015, 01:10:21 PM: I concur. It is fast becoming one of my favourite stops of the day.

Great work Misdevious. Absolutely love them.
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on October 08, 2015, 11:25:14 AM: Thanks again, Brandy!

I saw something very close to this on a list of Harry Potter pick up lines. I just made a little tweak. cum for come. ;)

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/pizap.com14443248232121_zpsrd3rnvua.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on October 09, 2015, 09:18:44 AM: Not a joke, just a little trend I'd like to pay homage too, and maybe get started around here!

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14444033475961_zps6v2g9msk.jpg)

Some bonus pics that didn't make the final cut.

I just loved this!

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/tumblr_mtyz0me0L31r4ro7yo1_540_zpssbtm7ms2.jpg)

this shirt looks familiar....in fact, misdevious has it in her wardrobe on achat!

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/images%2081_zpsca8zjeau.jpg)

and I just might have to do this to our pumpkin! Probably shouldn't share this yet, it may go into next weeks!

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/images%2074_zpsbzkgbrud.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: AnniSilver on October 09, 2015, 10:51:03 AM: Here you go, fishnets are soooo sexy!!!! ;D

I love the "men you are doomed' pic too, good idea for my next profile text :p

The shirt is in my inventary too ::) and I can tell you that it is one of my fav shirts! And of course I'm wearing fishnet stockings with it ^^
Would love to have the matching skirt :(

No problem for the pumpkins, in my head it's Halloween all year long lol :P
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on October 09, 2015, 11:51:09 PM: Mr. Theodor Geisel aka Dr. Suess said this one.

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/pizap.com14444557320891_zps6pofql9h.jpg)

Bonus naughty Seuss Style

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/images%2087_zpswzblnplf.jpg)

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/images%2086_zpsclzutiyo.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on October 11, 2015, 10:46:35 AM: I'm going to hell for this....

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/www.kizoa.com_collage_2015-10-11_12-20-19_zpsmc4bxtnx.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: AnniSilver on October 11, 2015, 12:09:17 PM: Quote from: Misdevious
I'm going to hell for this....
Only if you believe it ^^

This is the honest Jesus pic I've ever seen, after all.....he WAS an man ;D
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on October 12, 2015, 01:22:56 PM: Not going to make one today....so enjoy a smile on me instead!

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/f083eeb44ffc7e3ea8d2238c0bf2d400/tumblr_nsvml9DsoT1rgsog7o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on October 12, 2015, 06:36:56 PM: ok, thanks to a random computer shut down I lost the room with the spouse when he was afk, so I got to make a new profile...Enjoy! More Halloween fun.

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/6b38378d-660a-4442-b86f-087db0d6b758_zpswpcfbm48.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on October 13, 2015, 10:33:59 PM: Spouse kept me chained to the bed all day...but this was going to be my profile if I ever left. We're, shall we say, honeymooning, and am staying in the room even though we both have lives to lead. Not sure if that's silly or sweet...but it keeps me from doing a daily profile =)

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSiDPLpI9eMcYDzAd3-Xo75lyApObgKP0u1k-lrGhs90y4DT7gEew)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on October 14, 2015, 07:34:47 PM: Field of Dreams is about ghosts....so I stretched it for a Halloween idea. ;)

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14448724622711_zpswysi9s6u.jpg)

anyway, I'm spoofing this part of the movie, if you've never seen Field of Dreams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMcQKz3H0yY
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on October 15, 2015, 03:48:52 AM: (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14449022343751_zpswci8jxfy.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on October 16, 2015, 05:01:13 AM: Fishnet's Friday again! I hope any ladies who enjoy this thread will help get the trend going, and post your pics! It may be a one person trend for now, but I'm calling it so in today's, guess I'm that arrogant (lol).

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14449928617841_zps6whryd98.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: AnniSilver on October 16, 2015, 07:14:38 AM: Hmm hmmm....guess I'll try to create some more fishnet clothes lol ;D
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on October 16, 2015, 08:33:23 AM: do it, Annie! I'm not overly fond of the options I have in net to be honest. The shirts and skirts are too short to be wore with the full ones, which are my favorite pair. Nothing like having the waistband of your hose showing! ugh. Now net garters...or a net shirt with a bra look under it...wish they would let us layer our bras with shirts!

Oh goodness, butteryfly, I just noticed....do I really care to redo it? lol that one was a PAIN. but I guess...someone may think it was intentional....since I did say hard to catch...we can hope..
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on October 17, 2015, 02:17:37 PM: (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14451139416621_zpsm8heuj2c.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on October 18, 2015, 12:39:50 AM: couldn't resist doing a cats meme one...

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14451501714842_zps7cjfcswd.jpg)

mmm resizing seems to make these blurry lately.
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on October 19, 2015, 02:22:52 AM: had to pay homage to my forum avatar.

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14452427493701_zpsxyfkitz8.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: AnniSilver on October 19, 2015, 06:02:01 AM: Ok I love the "old" effect you've done to this one!! :o
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on October 19, 2015, 05:02:11 PM: thanks, I actually went pro on one of the sites for making collages....lots of new neat tricks. Of the three sites I use, kizao, pizap, and befunky, there are elements of all 3 I wish were in one program. Pizap had the most add ons, but their layouts are sooo sorely limited, but pizap is where I bought a subscription...for now anyway, still in the free trial period.
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on October 20, 2015, 10:19:30 AM: am getting a bit bored with the limitations of taking screenshots of my profile..so while this hides most of my clothes, I went in a room for it ;) quite obviously!

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14453569622121_zps90nwwsnc.jpg)

and I made a version for tumblr I thought I'd share
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/bec54084fbc7101f4da02481c2a0fb11/tumblr_nwix49g7JR1u8exjmo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: AnniSilver on October 20, 2015, 10:24:44 AM: I disagree lol, I SOOOOOOO need my damn coffee and not only in the morning! :D

As for sex in the morning.....grrrr....not until I'm really awake.....will say after a few hours and some coffee ;D ^^
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: AusWoody on October 20, 2015, 10:30:57 AM: Quote from: AnniSilver on October 20, 2015, 10:24:44 AM
I disagree lol, I SOOOOOOO need my damn coffee and not only in the morning! :D

As for sex in the morning.....grrrr....not until I'm really awake.....will say after a few hours and some coffee ;D ^^

best way to wake up
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: AnniSilver on October 20, 2015, 10:39:05 AM: Coffe? Yesssssssssssss :P
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on October 20, 2015, 10:40:49 AM: well, here you go Annie.

(http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/45787928.jpg)

http://www.bustle.com/articles/79296-why-morning-sex-wakes-you-up-better-than-coffee-because-getting-up-to-get-off-just

and ya..me and my obsession with scientific sex facts... lol
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: AnniSilver on October 20, 2015, 11:11:19 AM: :D Thank you Misdevious! Milk and suger too, please ;D

I LOVE science.....until it gets against what I like or don't like ^^, they can "prove" whatever they want, but to me it's proven that if you wake me up in the morning and want sex, you take the risk to being punched :D ;D

(http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/876062ideassex.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on October 21, 2015, 03:10:13 AM: (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/pizap.com14454183494651_zpsffuvbint.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on October 24, 2015, 02:11:52 PM: Sorry! Didn't get to posting, here's 3 for today! (Thursday, Friday and Saturday)

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14455898364591_zpsyjvhb0ba.jpg)

Couldn't settle on fishnets to wear...

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14457148001641_zpslyyjmre0.jpg)

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14457170712811_zpsy3lo8ucx.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on October 25, 2015, 07:33:33 PM: (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/pizap.com14458222357271_zpsqis0qfsm.jpg)

I dressed myself as Veruca Salt (from the 1971 movie...to allude to this scene)

Quote
Willy Wonka:Try Some More. The Strawberries taste like strawberries, The Snozzberries Taste Like Snozzberrys

Veruca Salt: Snozzberries? Who ever Heard of a Snozzberry?

But....did you know that snozzberries are mentioned in one of Roald Dahl's adult books....makes it maybe the filthiest joke ever hidden in a children's book. It was used in Dahl's novel "My Uncle Oswald" as a slang term for penis.

Quote
"How did you manage to roll the old rubbery thing on him?"
"There's only one way when they get violent," Yasmin said. "I grabbed hold of his snozzberry and hung onto it like grim death and gave it a twist or two to make him hold still."
"Ow."
"Very effective."
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on October 27, 2015, 07:56:47 AM: Yesterday's... hopefully I get to today's by today.

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14459539792361_zpscdfz04i4.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on October 27, 2015, 11:28:42 PM: (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14460096614631_zpso4xhv7z3.jpg)

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Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on October 30, 2015, 11:15:05 AM: (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/pizap.com14462248343781_zpskpnzrop7.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on October 31, 2015, 08:21:41 AM: (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14463009578471_zpscpxoa0h7.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on November 01, 2015, 02:05:41 PM: (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14464081620301_zpsbonxbzhb.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on November 02, 2015, 01:15:42 PM: (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/www.kizoa.com_collage_2015-11-02_14-06-20_zpsxsxee66x.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on November 03, 2015, 01:31:52 PM: As a woman of a certain age...

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14465787491361_zpsusfuajoc.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on November 04, 2015, 06:47:40 AM: A bit from a favorite poem today. Oh I have cherries, but not A Cherry ;) You can guess what they are.

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14466410032751_zpsjbfqepra.jpg)

Cherry Time by Robert Graves.

CHERRIES of the night are riper
Than the cherries pluckt at noon
Gather to your fairy piper
When he pipes his magic tune:
Merry, merry,     5
Take a cherry;
Mine are sounder,
Mine are rounder,
Mine are sweeter
For the eater     10
Under the moon.
And you’ll be fairies soon.

In the cherry pluckt at night,
With the dew of summer swelling,
There’s a juice of pure delight,     15
Cool, dark, sweet, divinely smelling.
Merry, merry,
Take a cherry;
Mine are sounder,
Mine are rounder,     20
Mine are sweeter
For the eater
In the moonlight.
And you’ll be fairies quite.

When I sound the fairy call,     25
Gather here in silent meeting,
Chin to knee on the orchard wall,
Cooled with dew and cherries eating.
Merry, merry,
Take a cherry;     30
Mine are sounder,
Mine are rounder,
Mine are sweeter.
For the eater
When the dews fall.     35
And you’ll be fairies all.
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on November 05, 2015, 02:41:22 PM: (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/562764c6-b764-40e9-bf15-42c7c1431567_zpsymwifzk3.jpg)

psst achat: A little more room to write these jokes in would be appreciated...I'd like to add a couple of words to today's!
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on November 06, 2015, 10:36:27 AM: (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14468270949161_zpsfbcpc4yj.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on November 07, 2015, 09:29:21 AM: Bill Nye the Science Guy....some of you Americans that are a bit younger than I, may be a bit disturbed to hear Bill Nye speaking of sex. Me, I found it a riot, but admit, had it been Mr. Wizard, my childhood memories would be uncomfortable. For those non-Americans, Bill Nye is a scientist who had a children's television show about science. And here he is talking about why we are soo damn horny all the time! But, I have a confession, this bow tie! mmmmm *fans self* I have a thing for em.

Must see, just to see Bill Nye say that he's horny!
https://youtu.be/TgOJ-j0N__0

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14469094835661_zpsslvx6elz.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: AnniSilver on November 07, 2015, 09:41:12 AM: Oh yes, Bill Nye the Science guy....know him from the Big Bang Theory lol ;D
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on November 08, 2015, 06:36:04 AM: I saw the photo of the woman next to the deflated Donald Trump blow up doll and was inspired to write today's sex position! (photo is in the collage)

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/c540cca2-313f-49a1-9767-2c7dd4ea0900_zpshpsfj0js.jpg)

Sadly, the little speech bubble I have in the collage is an actual quote from Trump to a female in the boardroom on his tv show.

Not getting into politics though! Just a man who's great to make fun of.
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on November 10, 2015, 03:24:29 AM: (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14471470795511_zpsmy0ztsjg.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on November 10, 2015, 06:46:37 PM: (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14472024743411_zps9oxpaabr.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on November 10, 2015, 10:25:08 PM: A bit serious today. For Armistice Day/Veteran's Day

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14472155111251_zpssamycrx5.jpg)

(http://www.activityvillage.co.uk/sites/default/files/images/in_flanders_fields_460_0.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on November 12, 2015, 02:25:54 PM: (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14473597721272_zps9l8vn4fo.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on November 12, 2015, 10:37:19 PM: (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14473891260161_zpshh4ghrpu.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on November 14, 2015, 04:33:26 AM: (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14474969441461_zpsiyiz1lyv.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: FoxyRoxxy on November 14, 2015, 08:55:02 AM: Quote from: Misdevious on November 14, 2015, 04:33:26 AM
(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14474969441461_zpsiyiz1lyv.jpg)

Quote from: Misdevious on November 10, 2015, 06:46:37 PM
(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14472024743411_zps9oxpaabr.jpg)

Very nice this 2 photos
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on November 16, 2015, 11:38:39 PM: Thanks Roxy! I love to hear what people are enjoying =)

Anyway, one for Mrdevious...although he'd probably call me Mrsbearr.

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14477380340651_zpssfacbmb3.jpg)

Hopefully I'll edit this soon and add yesterdays!
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on November 17, 2015, 11:31:03 PM: ok...in honor of Go Pink! I had to put my own little naughty spin on the suggestion for pretty in pink..

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14478243487652_zpsw7mbffiu.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on November 18, 2015, 10:57:29 PM: (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14479088490731_zpskwv7dkdq.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on November 21, 2015, 10:19:38 PM: Thursday-Friday-Saturday

Thursday's is something I used to a say to a dear, now mia friend...Covems

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14481615954121_zpsv1hhaev4.jpg)

Friday's

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14481631602831_zps3qkg35qo.jpg)

and today was the first snowfall of the year...and we got alot!

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14481646552851_zpshnzfknco.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: FoxyRoxxy on November 22, 2015, 11:24:02 PM: Hey Misdevious I like if you ca have a go on me

I would really like to see what you come up on foxyRoxxy
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on November 23, 2015, 11:43:58 AM: Quote from: FoxyRoxxy on November 22, 2015, 11:24:02 PM
Hey Misdevious I like if you ca have a go on me

I would really like to see what you come up on foxyRoxxy

sure! I'd be happy to, when I get a chance to log in I'll see what your profile says and do one up =)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on November 27, 2015, 06:06:09 PM: I should be back in the swing of things soon. I've unfortunately been suffering with mono, and then went and added an upper respiratory infection on top of it. Needless to say, I've pretty much felt like death.

But, I've not abandoned this..just been sleeping alot!
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Brandybee on November 28, 2015, 05:40:25 AM: (http://www.allgraphics123.com/ag/01/9349/9349.gif)

Hope you are feeling better soon. Hugs (With a mask on lol )
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: AnniSilver on November 28, 2015, 09:01:26 AM: Hope you'll go better soon Misdevious!

It's so odd to being sick ???, send my best wishes and greetings over the sea! ;D
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: martinus on November 28, 2015, 09:33:47 AM: (http://www.desiglitters.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Hi-FriendGet-Wel-SooN.gif)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: FoxyRoxxy on November 28, 2015, 09:39:08 AM: (http://image.blingee.com/images19/content/output/000/000/000/7b2/769899719_176349.gif)

was down with this nasty vires nocked me out to .....Well I hope you feel better sleep and drink a lot water tc Misdevious
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Peeka on November 28, 2015, 10:06:45 AM: Hope you'll be ok soon! Can't wait to see your profiles of the day again.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9c/5d/a3/9c5da3943229c442ca32a6542a82a2a7.jpg)

;)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on November 29, 2015, 08:00:44 AM: Thank you all for the well wishes! I'm starting to feel half human again!
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Lover on November 29, 2015, 03:29:45 PM: Welcome back... and get full recovered soon
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on November 30, 2015, 02:15:08 PM: I'm back! Got em for the last 3 days.

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14488697415141_zpssfukygja.jpg)

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14489076769301_zpstaf9cers.jpg)

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14489141190291_zpsmpjkv2wr.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on December 02, 2015, 10:02:06 AM: (http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14490696639091_zpsktaov8al.jpg)

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14490717620261_zpsnmniut01.jpg)

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/candy_cane_wanna_lick_dinner_plates-rdd7f7fb5fee54be08a346a5e4d6a0fbb_ambb0_8byvr_324_zpssngnrbqs.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on December 02, 2015, 07:20:03 PM: Here ya go, Roxy, and I added in Lover for you too!

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/mischieffy/achat/pizap.com14491052340561_zpsvqpdnket.jpg)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Lover on December 02, 2015, 07:27:45 PM: Thanks Misdevious, a very nice pic :) (Only thing is, now I'm eternalized in pink forever, but who cares...lol)
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: FoxyRoxxy on December 04, 2015, 04:43:14 PM: Beautiful work Misdevious

you are very creative in all your art here thank you so much its lovely .
Title: Re: Misdevious's Profile of the Day
Post by: Misdevious on October 29, 2016, 09:39:22 AM: Let's see if i can remember some new ones I've done. I haven't been able to make any collages tho...that was a fun diversion while I had mono, but maybe soon I can get back to it!

(while wearing the metal net outfit) I'm the tin woodswoman (Wizard of OZ twist). I don't chop wood, I give it.

Did a few combos of outfits similar to those in some cult movies.

Rocky Horror, dressed as Frankenfurter (black bustier, thigh highs, thick mary janes, gloves, dark makeup), I did a few, hoping people would guess it. "It's the hip thrust, that really drives you insane. ", "touch-a, touch-a touch me, I want to be dirty! "Give yourself over to to the absolute pleasure
(http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/rockyhorror/images/a/a4/Dr_Frank-N-Furter.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100419192930)

A Clockwork Orange (White body suit, panties with belt on the outside, black combat boots, black bowler hat) "I do what I do because I like to do!"

(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTH_oqvlow6kzklppD92zCvyOp1OB49B1dSFrIqjtY3XXCfbApS)

Heathers - blue tired lace skirt, black tank top, dark tights bowler hat. "Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up"

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/2d/6b/a3/2d6ba3f7a44c094510335c60fad5704a.jpg)

Big Trouble in Little China- wearing the red cheongsam "It's all in the reflexes"
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-V-8ncloeyT8/UYOPMcSS6dI/AAAAAAAAAk4/E2kx0S7AqoI/s1600/vlcsnap-2013-05-03-01h36m27s95.png)

Some Like it Hot - silver dress, nude nylons, white pumps, closest jewelry to what Monroe wore. "Most of the time, I SLAP it!"

(http://66.media.tumblr.com/e4de6f810d18df038e1389a4bfbc7d5c/tumblr_nyv4puIqcw1rujq2eo1_1280.jpg)

I really, really am enjoying these movie ones...and it's fun to see who gets it! I might make collages of these one day! And I want to start doing books too.

I know I'm forgetting some...it's that kind of week.