AChat Forum
		Off-Topic => Quizz, Fav TV, Fav Music, Fav Films, Books... => Topic started by: Soniaslut on December 14, 2020, 09:16:54 AM
		
			
			- 
				I couldn't find an existing thread for this purpose, so made this one.
 A place to confine all those songs that are just shameful.
 In your opinion.
 
 We all have songs that we find cringeworthy, laughable...just plain awful.
 No music is necessarily BAD...perhaps just not your cuppa tea.
 
 POST HERE anything that you find irksome.
 
 
 
 I'll kick this off with a (in my opinion) bloody awful offering from...
 
 
 
 Village Girls
 The Great Song Of Indifference
 
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDodfsbRCA4
 
 (https://i.imgur.com/m0m3GP6.jpg?1)
- 
				And an annoyingly trite and frankly (imho) crap attempt to cash in on a Covid Christmas from an aggravating has been that slipped out of the Campervan list somehow (that will be remedied shortly)..............
 
 
 Robbie Williams
 
 Can't Stop Christmas
 
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4BTaYbsX-s
 
 (https://i.imgur.com/Hc1sD2K.jpg?1)
- 
				It's good to know Trump hurt so many peoples feelings!!! TDS is real  :-* :)
			
- 
				Great call by Jessie J turning down this song that was originally written for her.
 Good call Jessi.
 
 Unfortunately former Disney kid and annoying twat Cyrus picked it up and ran with it.
 Stumbled and fell in my own opinion.
 
 
 
 Party In The USA
 Miley Cyrus
 
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA
 
 (https://i.imgur.com/28M4Ydt.jpg)
- 
				Jesus!!!
 What can I say?
 What can you?
 Please comment on this little ditty.
 (If you can bear to listen beyond the intro, that is...
 
 
 Jan Terri
 Losing You
 
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO2oayC54dg
 
 (https://i.imgur.com/kMV6Vax.jpg?1)
 
 
- 
				This guy may be a product of his time but he failed miserably
 to get past the next few years ... just look at the state of him
 that hair like a massive toilet brush and matching moustache
 it is genuinely cringeworthy and then there is that awful song
 about where do you go to my lovely, and that awful cheesy
 smile at the camera FFS - (Campervan for you my lovely)
 
 Peter Sarstedt - Where Do You Go To My Lovely
 
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8XQZYIiNgo
 
 
 (https://i.imgur.com/WWuWG8L.jpg?1)
- 
				Apparently this was a huge hit in the late 1980's.
 I imagine sales were driven by teenage boys.
 I very much doubt it was bought for the musical quality.
 
 
 Sabrina
 Boys Boys Boys
 After watching the vidjo maybe it should have been called "Boobs Boobs Boobs"?
 
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ozAuCHDDc0
 
 (https://i.imgur.com/fZWTGmx.jpg?1)
- 
				^^^ LOL. ^^^ I remember this,  Wow the 80's hehe.  How did I survive.   :P
 
 
 Could also be changed  to Boing, Boing, Boing.    :D :D
- 
				Was there some strange prescience at work when this was filmed all those years ago?
 Shame, indeed, not only for the song, but the irony that a paedophile as yet unknown at that time was presenting the programme the kids appeared on.
 
 
 St. Winifred's School Choir
 There's No One Quite Like Grandma
 
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh0P-JjiIV0
 
 (https://i.imgur.com/irkVEX0.jpg?1)
- 
				The poor fucker below was the youngest of the family with 7 older brothers and a sister.
 Small wonder that the following annoyingly twee ditty was grasped at by the ugly lil feller in an attempt to match his elder siblings assault on the entertainment industry.
 
 
 Jimmy Osmond
 Long Haired Lover From Liverpool
 
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4ZY3-X4E50
 
 (https://i.imgur.com/OEAEBsI.jpg?1)
- 
				What a God-awful song.
 From a God-awful woman.
 Campervan awaits you chubby arse...
 
 Nicki Minaj
 Anaconda
 
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDZX4ooRsWs&list=PLJ1zpBMiNMIfl7nDuSlXwV370MuJElTgi&index=9
 
 (https://i.imgur.com/GlP6VTy.jpg?1)
- 
				"Touch my bum,
 This is life".
 
 WTFF???
 Whichever A&R idiot signed these talentless twats should hang their head in shame.
 Thank you Monica & Gabriela for a contender for World's Worst Pop 'Song'.
 
 
 The Cheeky Girls
 Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)
 
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfODYOp41ww
 
 (https://i.imgur.com/5opqoDv.jpg?1)
- 
				A rock band does disco???
 Just doesn't work imho and invalidates their previous work
 
 KISS
 I Was Made For Lovin' You
 
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhIsAZO5gl0
 
 (https://i.imgur.com/4Yl7BgW.jpg?1)
- 
				Excruciatingly awful song designed to promote the "comedian"
 which reached No.7 in the charts in 1985 .. once heard you
 will never get the dreadful tune from your head
 
 
 Russ Abbott   Atmosphere
 
 
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QEkUINpAsg
 
 
 (https://i.imgur.com/TKcuZLa.jpg?1)
- 
				Dear oh dear oh dear...
 Although, despite it being universally decried, I reckon there are quite a few out there that have got up and danced to this (complete with actions) after imbibing a little courage.
 despite that...it's in the shame studio.
 
 
 Black Lace
 Agadoo
 
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afRqVmMf1Lo
 
 (https://i.imgur.com/Z1YXDsP.gif)
- 
				It speaks for itself.
 As does the fact that youtube disabled comments.
 
 
 The Gummy Bear Song
 
 (https://i.imgur.com/bGhNMPD.jpg?1)
- 
				Nobody can listen to the first minute of this
 without stopping it and agreeing it is utter crap
 of course if someone wants to put it into sexy songs
 be my guest
 
 
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eoQTEvL6lQ
 
 
 (https://i.imgur.com/sP0O6Cu.jpg?1)
- 
				Nobody can listen to the first minute of this
 without stopping it and agreeing it is utter crap
 of course if someone wants to put it into sexy songs
 be my guest
 
 Sonia  :  I managed to make it to 1:32, just after the vocoder kicked in, but that was as much as I could stand.
 
 
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eoQTEvL6lQ
 
 
 (https://i.imgur.com/sP0O6Cu.jpg?1)
 
 
- 
				
 
 I rest my case
- 
				All you need do is listen to the song and watch the vidjo...if you make it past 1:00 on the timer you are in need of either a Medal for Perseverance or a hearing aid.
 
 Tay Zonday
 Chocolate Rain
 
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA
 
 (https://i.imgur.com/neVS67x.jpg?1)
- 
				
 Incredibly twee, mawkish even, this over-sentimental and jejune offering from Mr. Jacks earns a place in the Studio.
 
 
 
 Terry Jacks
 Seasons In The Sun
 
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tPcc1ftj8E
 
 (https://i.imgur.com/apiekW2.jpg?1)