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HisGirlOnly
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« #975 : February 03, 2014, 08:57:34 PM »
C'mon baby, show us your pink bits

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Rukya
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Paddle Queen
« #976 : February 04, 2014, 05:10:01 AM »
@Ginuwine : Hmmm ... i dont see where he was hostile ...  ::)

                 STOP TO FAVORIZE THE MF ORIENTATION , FF PAY THE SAME PRICE THAN THEM AS ALL OTHERS ORIENTATIONS !!!!
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Sweet As Honey With A Cheeky Sting. BUZZ !!
« #977 : February 04, 2014, 05:57:11 AM »
I think  the Bman may have been a guy pretending to be a girl.   :o

                         :)   :D   :P    THERE'S  A  LITTLE  BIT  OF  DEVIL  IN  MY  ANGEL  EYES       :)    :D    :P
HisGirlOnly
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« #978 : February 04, 2014, 06:35:02 PM »

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.

There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.

You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.

Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.  ( i actually like this one :) )

You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

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hukk
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Later, Space Cowboy
« #979 : February 06, 2014, 07:33:27 AM »
Changed the girls name here. A little exchange I had yesterday.

Hornygirl: Mmm..you look hot and sexy. I want to do things to you.
Hukk to Hornygirl: Oooo yea baby. Keep talking. What kind of things?
Hornygirl: Naughty things. Like suck your cock deep. And lick your big balls.
Hukk to Hornygirl: *rubs my nipples* Keep going. Don't stop.
Hornygirl: Is this turning you on? What will you do to me bb......?
Hukk to Hornygirl: Girl, first imma take you to the best oriental seafood restaurant in town. I'll order you a big plate of calamari
hornygirl: Tell me bb what you will do...
Hukk to Hornygir: For me, I'll just get me some noodles. I'm a little cash strapped, so I can't splurge so much,
Hornygirl: Okay. I meant in bed bb. What will you do to me...
Hukk to Hornygirl: Oh in bed. Mmmmmmm girl....imma sex you up real good. First, I'll play us some soft music by Color me Bad. Then, I'll slowly undress both of us...and proceed to lay ontop of you.
Hornygirl: I like that. Slide you r cock into me baaaby.
Hukk to Hornygirl: Shit, wait stop.
Hornygirl: :(?What is it bb?
Hukk to Hornygirl: I forgot the condom. Can you spare me a couple of bucks? I spent all my money at the sea food restaurant I took you. Sorry.

End of conversation. Not sure what happened. Everything was going so well.

« : February 06, 2014, 07:35:23 AM hukk »
Concerto
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« #980 : February 06, 2014, 10:32:24 AM »
Huh! You never have nice conversations like that with me!
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DESERT ROSE
« #981 : February 06, 2014, 12:45:52 PM »
Today I got this one  its not  a worst  one  I kind like it  and want to share  .



234 : It is a pity that such a sensual body has no lesbian attraction.

FoxyRoxxy to   234 : nice line

234:  You are nicer than the lines

FoxyRoxxy to 234  : ty     




Can we post  any  nice pick up lines ??
« : February 06, 2014, 02:40:56 PM FoxyRoxxy »

                           LAUGHTER IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL
hukk
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Later, Space Cowboy
« #982 : February 06, 2014, 04:34:08 PM »
Quote from: Concerto on February 06, 2014, 10:32:24 AM
Huh! You never have nice conversations like that with me!

Next time we chat, I'll rp that I took you out to eat at Taco Bell. You'll have to pay of course, because I will have forgotten my wallet back at my apartment.  ;)
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« #983 : February 06, 2014, 04:49:39 PM »

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen

Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!

There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!


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HisGirlOnly
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« #984 : February 07, 2014, 08:40:47 PM »

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down. (cant lose with this one :P)

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?


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HisGirlOnly
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« #985 : February 12, 2014, 08:40:05 AM »
another Achat pickup  line
if you guess whats in my hand i'll let you have it

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« #986 : February 18, 2014, 08:05:07 PM »
This guy, lets call him GoonHug, asks me if I've ever sucked an N word... then tells me I'd look prettier with black dick in my mouth. I respond "yeah probably" then he says "You wink at me again and its going in your mouth." I reply "sure thing" 5 minutes later he spams cold invites and then gets upset and goes "whatever" I reply "I didn't wink yet hun"
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Later, Space Cowboy
« #987 : February 19, 2014, 08:27:36 AM »
@ Eden
Poor guy. All he wanted was to place his black shalong inside your mouth. I can only wonder if he ever found the right person to share his freakishly large black penis with yet here on achat (I assume it's big, because he's black). Godspeed my friend....Godspeed..  ::)


My convo with a user who goes by um..lets say a name resembling Batman.

Batcock: Hey cutie.
Hukk to Batcock: Holy frijoles Batman!
Batcock: lol....want to have fun?
Hukk to Batcock: I don't have to dress as robin right?
Batcock: lol..
(I don't respond for a bit)
Batcock: I'm sure you have some ideas in store for me ;-)
Hukk to Batcock: Yes, one idea! It's a simple idea, really. We kill the Batman. Sorry, just can't resist. It's just right there in front of me. I gotta hit it out of the ballpark.
(this is where I think she got upset)
Batcock: Ooooh another guy with a picture showing off his tattoo's. Way to be original.
Hukk to Batcock: I can tell from your not so subtle hint of sarcasm, you mean that as an insult but I'll take it anyway. Gee thanks! <3
Batcock: Duh, I am.
Hukk to Batcock: *motions over your head* You're too smart for me. You win. I lose. Game over. e.e'
Batcock: Whatever.
(I paste this youtube clip for her)
Hukk to Batcock: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQVfOguNWBw

And then that was it. I will never forget our conversation my masked dark knight!

Lover
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« #988 : February 19, 2014, 04:05:33 PM »
lol hukk, im sure i met the same bat. She talked to me too, least she tried but her kind of introducing... lets say i told her that i think men wearing costumes should go to doc and not play in AChat ;)
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« #989 : March 01, 2014, 01:06:02 PM »
When I log on, I usually have a couple of guys tell me all about their 11or 12 inch dicks... All I can think of on hearing that is 'ouch'. Not a big turn on for me. Besides, in my experience, bigger doesn't always equal better.
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