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Events / THE TOWN SQUARE XMAS PARTY 2015 SONG ENTRIES
« on: December 27, 2015, 01:35:26 PM »Big Thank You to all who sent their Entries Good Luck
THE STAGE IS YOURS
time for some ....
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01.
Based on "I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas" performed by Gayla Peevey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Dec9Jb_Ac4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Dec9Jb_Ac4
I Think I Lost My Sanity On This Girl by PEEKA
I think I lost my sanity on this girl
She has got the way to drive me crazy
Messing up my thoughts, with her sweet little smile
But I don't want her to stop, I like to play along
I think I lost my sanity on this girl
I don't think she even realizes, does she?
She doesn't need a lot to touch my inner self
Just leave a kiss on my cheek
That's an easy thing to do
I can see me now on a sunny morning
Waking up slowly
Have her lying next to me
Open up her eyes on me
And come against me aiming for the hug
I think I lost my sanity on this girl
She has got the way to drive me crazy
Makes me do things I would never do
I so much like what she brings me to
And I dare to think she likes me too
Pal tried to warn me be careful friend, but then
Silly me don't wanna listen coz' it feels so good
There's lots of room for her in my little heart
I'd let her in and cherish her and give her what she needs
I can see me now on a sunny morning
Waking up slowly
Have her lying next to me
Open up her eyes on me
And come against me aiming for the hug
I think I lost my sanity on this girl
She has got the way to drive me crazy
Makes me do things I would never do
I so much like what she brings me to
And I dare to think she likes me too
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02.
Based on "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)" performed by John Lennon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN4Uu0OlmTg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN4Uu0OlmTg
Happy Xmas - I'm outta Here by ZUZANNAH
So Happy Christmas
Got news for you Son
I'm not your real Daddy
You're the Milkmans
It's our last Christmas
I'm divorcing your Mom
I had enough
I'm so sorry Son
The Milkman shagged her
For over a Year
Then he busted a rubber
And then you appeared
And so I am leaving
Leaving For the Sun
I am the poor one
I'm getting out of Dodge
I'm Not disappointed
I knew all along
The Milkmans a Bastard
Yeah, I know it's a Shock
So have a Merry Christmas
And please no more tears
I'll have a Good One
With barrels of beer
I have met someone
Are you glad for me Son ?
She is a T.S.
They are best for some Fun
She is so Gorgeous
She's so Beautiful, Son
And Shes got brain
So unlike your Mom
So have Merry Christmas
And I hope this is clear
Here is your present
I'm outta Here
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03.
Based on "You´re a mean one, Mr. Grinch" performed by Thurl Ravenscroft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfquW-m_UdU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfquW-m_UdU
You're a mean one, Mr. Zoe by ZOERINK
You're a mean one, Mr. Zoe
You really come from hell,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as no one, Mr. Zoe,
You're asking for tequila with a black capeeeeee!!!
You're a pokerman, Mr. Zoe,
Your heart's a tequila barrel,
Your brain is full of AS's, you have A king under your sit, Mr. Zoe,
I wouldn't touch you with a Win or Die god phoneeeee!
You always back, Mr. Zoe,
also called Zorro with your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Zoeeee,
Given a choice between the two of you'd take the tequila bottle!
You're a rotter, Mr. Zorro,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Zoeeeeeeee,
You're a You're a troublemaker Mr Zoe!!!
A big troublemaker, in a funny wayyyy,
with a bottle and a god in poker,
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Zoeeeee,
with Lady Maron Peeka and Jenny, with Blayne Rayna and the Kingggggggggg
You're a number one, Mr Zoeeeeeeeeeee
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Zoeeeeee,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Win or DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"!
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04.
Based on "Santa can you hear me" performed by Britney Spears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrvebqA8xdM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrvebqA8xdM
Baby can you hear me by MARON
Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Tonight I logged on in the game
Cold invites, it´s always the same
Seems like no one else but me is in love
Baby can you hear me?
I clicked my friends list, no one around
Just invites, I turn them down
I know exactly what I need tonight
Baby can you hear me?
I want my baby, baby
I want just you to love me
Just you to touch
Maybe, maybe (maybe, maybe)
He will come right now, just he knows how
Baby can you hear me?
I have been so bad today
And all I want is one thing
Telling me you´ll come to play
You´re all I want, all I need
Oh please come and douse the heat
Make me feel all right
Baby that's my only wish tonight
Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah
I checked the batteries and licked my lips
I turned it on, caressing my tits
You´d know exactly what I need tonight
Baby can you hear me?
I really hope that you're on your way
To make me pant, to make me beg
Oh, please make me cum with you
Baby, can you hear me?
I want my baby, baby
I want just you to love me
Just you to touch
Maybe, maybe (maybe, maybe)
He will be right here, whisper in my ear
Baby can you hear me?
I have been so bad today
And all I want is one thing
Telling me you´ll come to play
You´re all I want, all I need
Oh please come and douse the heat
Make me feel all right
Baby that's my only wish tonight
I hope he will be here to make me moan, oh, yeah
Would be a shame to play all on my own, oh, yeah
'Cause I have been so bad, so bad today, oh oh
I close my eyes, dont´t mind hard or slow
They perfect pace, only he would know
Baby can you hear me?
I have been so bad today
And all I want is one thing
Telling me you´ll come to play
You´re all I want, all I need
Oh please come and douse the heat
Make me feel all right
Baby that's my only wish tonight
Oh, Baby, can´t you hear me?
Oh, Baby
You´re all I want, all I need
Oh please come and douse my heat
Make me feel all right
Baby that's my only wish tonight
Baby that's my only wish tonight
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05.
Based on "The Twelve Days of Christmas" Intrumental Arrangement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ERgEEv9wTc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ERgEEv9wTc
The Twelve Days of Christmas by BRANDYBEE
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A promise … to make me pee.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two cuffs to bind
And a promise… to make me pee
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three pints to sup… (*slurps and gulps)
Two cuffs to bind
And… the promise to make me pee
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four shots to down… (*swallows in 1)
Three pints to sup… (*slurps and gulps)
Two cuffs to bind… (giggles)
And… the promise to make me pee
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five charming love eggs… (*ooo bladder’s filling)
Four shots to down,
Three pints to sup
Two cuffs to bind
And… the promise to make me pee
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six anal play beads… (*lady grunts)
Five charming love eggs
Four shots to down,
Three pints to sup
Two cuffs to bind
And… the promise to make me pee
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven different vibrates … (*wooo eeee)
Six anal play beads… (*bladders half full)
Five… charming love eggs…
Four shots to down,
Three pints to sup
Two cuffs to bind… (*giggles)
And… the promise to make me pee
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight paddles a spanking
Seven different vibrates … (*wooo eeee)
Six anal play beads
Five charming love eggs
Four shots to down,
Three pints to sup
Two cuffs to bind
And… the promise to make me pee
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine whips a teasing
Eight paddles a spanking… (*wobbles my full bladder!)
Seven different vibrates … (*wooo eeee)
Six anal play beads… (*lady grunts)
Five …. charming love eggs… (*Big breath)
Four shots to down,
Three pints to sup
Two cuffs to bind, (*giggles)
And… the promise to make me pee
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten wines for tasting… (*nearing bursting point)
Nine whips a teasing
Eight paddles a spanking
Seven different vibrates … (*wooo eeee)
Six anal play beads
Five ….charming love eggs….
Four shots to down,
Three pints to sup
Two cuffs to bind
And… the promise to make me pee (*Needsto go…)
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven cocks for licking
Ten wines for tasting
Nine whips a teasing
Eight paddles a spanking
Seven different vibrates … (*wooo eeee)
Six anal play beads… (*lady grunts)
Five …. charming love eggs… (*horny moans)
Four shots to down,… (*gulps)
Three pints to sup… (*slurps)
Two cuffs to bind… (*giggles)
And… the promise to make me pee… (*dancing on the spot…)
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve pots to pee in… (*thank you lord!)
Eleven cocks for licking
Ten wines for tasting
Nine whips a teasing
Eight paddles a spanking
Seven different vibrates … (*wooo eeee)
Six anal play beads… (*lady grunts)
Five … charming love eggs… (*horny moans)
Four shots to down,… (*gulps)
Three pints to sup… (*slurps)
Two cuffs to bind… (*giggles)
And… the promise to make me pee … (*wooooshshsh …
“Big contented sigh of relief & village idiot smile… mmmm)
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06.
Based on "Blue Christmas" performed by Elvis Presley & Martina McBride
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KK6sMo8NBY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KK6sMo8NBY
Blue Christmas by STONE & JAYC
I’ll have a blue Christmas without you
I’ll be so blue just thinking about you
Wearing my rubbery suit, round the green Christmas tree.
Won’t be the same Dear, if you’re not here with me
No more teasing and gimping me up Dear.
No more sucking, kissing and filling my cup Dear,
with your wisdom and wine. No more are you mine.
And I’ll have a blue, blue blue blue Christmas
I’ll have a blue Christmas that’s certain,
When the fettish suit gets tight and starts hurtin’,
You‘ll be doing alright, in your mankini of white
But I’ll have a chaffing, blue blue blue Christmas
But I’ll have a chaffing, blue blue blue Christmas
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07.
Based on "I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus" performed by The Jackson 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PITCmngiMfA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PITCmngiMfA
I saw AusWoody kissing Santa Claus by MIDNITERAVEN
Wow, AusWoody is kissing Santa Claus!
I saw AusWoody kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
He didn't see us creep
Down the stairs to have a peep
They thought that we were tucked up
In our bedroom, fast asleep
Then we saw AusWoody tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Brandybee had only seen
AusWoody kissing Santa Claus last night
We saw AusWoody kissing, kissin', kissin' Santa Claus
We did, We really did see AusWoody kissing Santa Claus
And We’re gonna tell Brandybee!
Then we saw AusWoody tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh, A Viking no less!
Big, tough and pantiless!
AusWoody kissing Santa Claus last night
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Brandybee had only seen
AusWoody kissing Santa Claus last night!
We did, We did, We really did see AusWoody kissing Santa Claus
You gotta believe us, you just gotta believe us
Come on, fellas, believe us, you just gotta believe us.
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08.
Based on "Walking Round In Womens Underwear/Winter Wonderland" performed by Bob Rivers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9URPvejWHk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9URPvejWHk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5daQbThsDU
Walking Round In Womens Underwear by VAUGHAN
"Lacey things, the wife’s a missing.
Didn't ask, for her permission
I'm wearing her clothes,
Her silk panty hose.
Walking round in women's underwear.
In the store, there's a teddy.
With little straps, like spagetti.
It holds me so tight,
My God it feels right.
Walking round in womens underwear
In the office there's a guy named Kevin.
He likes I wear a Queen's jewelled crown.
He'll say "Are you ready?"
I'll say, "Woh man!
Let’s wait until the wife is out of town."
Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress, like Madonna.
Put on some eye shade, and join the parade.
Walking round in women's underwear.
(Instrumental… Struts in Wife’s panties.)
In the office there's a guy named Calvin.
He likes I wear a red ball gown.
He'll say "Are you ready?"
I'll say, "Hey man!
Lets wait until the wife is out of town."
Later on, if you wanna,
You can call me SissyAnna.
Put on some eye shade, and join the parade.
Walking round in women's underwear.
Walking round in women's underwear.
Walking round in women's underwear... "
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09.
Based on "Baby It's Cold Outside" performed by Dean Martin & Martina McBrides
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwGrg8UPTY8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwGrg8UPTY8
Baby it´s cold Outside by SKYDANCE&FOXMAN
I really can't stay - Baby it's cold outside
Unless you decide to pay, - Baby it's cold outside
This evening has been - Been hoping that you'd come in
So very nice - I'll hold your hands, you’re hot, so nice
My big pimp will start to worry - Beautiful, what's your hurry
My boss-man will be pacing the floor - I want my cock to test that jaw
So really I'd better scurry - Beautiful, please don't hurry
Well unless you want to fuck and score - Put some records on while I pour
The neighbours might think… - Baby, it's bad out there
Say, what's in this drink - No cabs to be had out there
I wish you would screw - Your eyes are bright right now
To fuck a spell - I'll take your hat, clothes, who’ll tell?
I want to climax, yes, yes, sir - Mind if I move a little closer
At least I'm gonna say that I tried - Lie on top baby, hell girl ride..
I really can't stay - Baby if you don’t pay.
Ahh, but it's cold outside
I simply must go - Baby, it's cold outside
The answer is pay - Ooh baby, it's cold outside
This welcome has been - I'm lucky that you came back
So nice and warm -- Look out the window at that storm
My homeys will be suspicious - Mmm, your lips look so delicious
My bro’s will be there at the door - Ride me till you are stiff and sore.
My manly pimp's mind is suspicious - Gosh your lips look delicious
Well maybe just a cigarette more - Your tits are mmmm, soft and corrrrr…
I've got to get home - Oh, baby, you'll freeze out there
Pay- or lend me your coat - Down on your knees right here
You've really been grand - Your eyes are bright and wild now
But don't you see - How can you do this thing to me
You could bind me tomorrow - Making my life long sorrow
At least there will be plenty to try - If you caught pneumonia and die
I really can't stay – for my time, you pay…. Ok, ok, I pay
Baby it's cold, Baby it's cold outside…
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Events / THE TOWN SQUARE XMAS PARTY 2015
« on: December 16, 2015, 04:06:07 PM »
Dear Members and Friends,
YOU are invited
Bring your Friends, Lovers, Spouses and join us as we celebrate
the most wonderful time of the yearTo enrich your experience, try some delicious XMASFOOD & XMASDRINKS,
For your audible pleasure select a song from our XMASPLAYLIST menu
and for your visual stimulation enjoy some XMASPICTURES
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We are also hosting THREE new Competitions for this special OCCASION
From December 16th to January 6th THE TOWN SQUARE is spreading the Christmas Joy.
We are asking all Members to join and show us how they got on
SANTA`S NAUGHTY or NICE LIST
by sending the best Christmas Bauble Pic and a picture of your favourite Pose
To enter send a PM to Maron211177 with your 2 chosen Pics for the chance to win 1000A$/800A$/600A$
Poll will open on December 27th, winners will be announced on January 6th.
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Another chance for all members to win some extra A$
Guess the number of M&Ms (100 - 2500 ) in the jar, send a pm to Maron211177 till DEC 27th
and you may be the lucky winner of 1000A$
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THE TOWN SQUARE Got Talent XMAS Edition Song Contest
Rules are simple. Choose your favourite CHRISTMAS SONG and rewrite the lyrics
To enter, send your song and new lyrics in PM to Maron211177 and you may be the lucky winner of 1000A$/800A$/600A$
Poll will open on December 27th, winners will be announced on January 6th.
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Auswoody, Maron and all the Square Moderators wish for you to have a
Merry Christmasmeet new people and have a lot of fun
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Events / TOWN SQUARE ANNIVERSARY PARTY
« on: November 14, 2015, 10:50:10 AM »
Dear Members and Friends,
YOU are invited
Join us as we celebrate with a night of drinking and carousing
WHAT: ACHAT TOWN SQUARE ANNIVERSARY PARTY
WHERE: http://achatsquare.chatango.com/
WHEN: Saturday 14 November @ 7:00 Pm GMT
Bring your Friends, Lovers, Spouses, try some Food & Drinks and share your personal stories and experiences with us
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We are also hosting TWO new Competitions for this special OCCASION
On November 14th THE TOWN SQUARE will be celebrating its first ANNIVERSARY Party.
We are asking all Members to join and find the best ANGEL&DEMON and BJ Pic
To enter send a PM to Maron211177 with your 2 chosen pics for the chance to win 1000A$/800A$/600A$
Poll will open on November 21st, winner will be announced on 28th.
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Another chance for all members and their friends to win some extra A$
Guess the number of JELLYBEANS (100 - 2500 ) in the jar, send a pm to Maron211177 till NOV 21st and you may be the lucky winner of 1000A$
Auswoody, Maron and all the Square moderators want to thank our Members for a wonderful YEAR,
lots of fun and wish for many more to come
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Events / TOWN SQUARE HALLOWEEN P2
« on: October 25, 2015, 03:57:33 PM »
Big thank you to all who sent their entries for the Pumpkin Contest
Everyone who didnt vote yet ... chop chop.... poll will close on OCTOBER 30th,
also dont forget to send tangoracer a pm to participate in the "Guess the number of eyeballs in the jar " Contest
http://www.funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,3916.0.html
To sweeten the time till Halloween we would like to give u another chance to win some extra A$
Change into your favourite aChat Halloween Costume , send a pm to confirm your entry to Maron, poll will open on 28th and end on Oct. 30th
Blayne will make a gif of your Outfit and post it here and voila ...you could be the lucky winner of 600A$/400A$/200A$
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Events / THE TOWN SQUARE XMAS PARTY
« on: December 22, 2014, 09:41:47 AM »
From DECEMBER 24TH to DECEMBER 28TH THE TOWN SQUARE will be hosting our first XMAS PARTY
We are inviting all members and their friends to join us and celebrate
To enrich your experience we have added some new commands
Firstly enjoy food from our new XMASFOOD, drinks from our XMASDRINKS menu, for your visual stimulation XMASPICTURES
and for your audible pleasure select a song from our XMASPLAYLIST menu
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Introduce yourself / Hello....Is this microphone on?
« on: March 27, 2014, 05:20:07 PM »
*enters stage*
Hello everyone
Seems I forgot to introduce myself properly
Only speech I have prepared is for the Academy Awards so I´ll keep it short and simple
Hi I am Maron, 36 years and from austria,nothing more to say about plain old me
if you still have the urge to find out more, feel free to ask
Thx for listening
*exits stage*
Hello everyone
Seems I forgot to introduce myself properly
Only speech I have prepared is for the Academy Awards so I´ll keep it short and simple
Hi I am Maron, 36 years and from austria,nothing more to say about plain old me
if you still have the urge to find out more, feel free to ask
Thx for listening
*exits stage*
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