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I thought this might help those who show up here an ask how to interact with others because they are "NEW" here. So here are one liners you should just throw away. Just don't even try using.
I'm trying to hide from someone because I don't want to hurt their feelings. Will you go in a room with me? :P
I never had black pussy, lets fuck? Room Now? (yes that has happen in many forms, as far as i'm concerned you still haven't had black pussy, its game on a computer, sheeech) :P :P
Of course the famous-- I'm new here can you show me how the avatars work? ::)
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girls never use pick-up lines on me ;D
but i like it best when they try to have some kind of conversation with me and then get flirty or even suggestive ;)
one girl complimented my shirt, we talked about some things, eventually she told me about a threesome she had in real with her best girl friend and boy friend, that got her all hot & wet then we went to a room :o
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"Do you wanna fuck me for xxxA$?"
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The worst one for me is sadly also the most common one: hi
Often this ingenious greeting is followed by silence, or worse, an invite.
If you're just on AChat to get laid, at least try to make an efford :P
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Well, here, too?
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you know how many girls say hi to me and i reply and they don't reply back?
and how many girls say hi, and by the time i see who they are, they are in the room?
or girls who cold invite me and again, by the time i see who they are, they are already in the room?
:D
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Yes bobbler, that happens to me , too. I don't have a problem if girls just say "hi", I answer and can start a talk. But if you answer, starting a talk or just writing "Sorry, I am busy at the moment" and then you recognize they are in the room you know it's strange.
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"hi bb wanna fuck"<--- Got that just now, from a guy.
Another one is the one asking for pics/cam/real name/ or anything similar. I just fing met you and your asking for personal details?
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Mines is the invite. When I do nothing, then its the Hi or do you want to see my dick? Then the invite again.
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i get this quite a bit...
"please!!! why not? pretty please accept my invite. with a cherry on top. come on!!!"
any variations of the above. any of you girls ever get stuff like this?
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Hell yes, an its annoying. Beggers are not cute, sexy or fuckable. It brings out the predator in me an not in a good way. Something different if we were rp or something but using it to pick up someone :P
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I remember one guy who had this whole mini-paragraph about how if I invited him it would be beyond anything I had ever experienced, which was ironically true since I've never been with a man ::) but he kept typing it all up... I'm guessing because I didn't just slam an Ignore on him after his first lame pitch... I finally got him to stop when I explained homo girl means doesn't have sex with guys.
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I think I got that guy last evening, the worst thing was, his opening paragraph, mentioned another girl by name, telling me what he had supposedly done to/with her. Sorry that alone was enough to instantly turn me off to him. Yet he posted four more messages, each one longer then the one before.
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Funny thing was not even a minute after finally getting the first guy to take the hint some other jackass rips into me asking what my problem was, calling me a horny old hag and telling me I needed to find the right man.
If those two are the examples I'm even happier to be gay.
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Sound like the dick I ran into the other day. He tore into me for because I just wanted to deal with the ppl on my list this week. Really we have the right to decide who the hell we want to be with. We don't have to explain a damn thing to nobody and we sure as hell shouldn't have to take insults from @$$%$^%&*&^*&^(*&^#@$@#$&**. ;D
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Agreed... it just baffles me. It's one thing if I had said something to him, but all I can figure is he saw me requesting people note the fact I am gay and went all Fred Phelps?
Funny thing is I went back and used my ignore list to find his profile... at that point he didn't have a single friend... but no wonder huh? :P
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"Hey guy. Did you ever had sex with a boy? If not you are missing something. So let's go" Somethink like this. In this point I absolutely agree with Janine. I don't need boys in my room :D
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LOL, and I know that's a true accounting of a real line, and it makes me sad even as I laugh.
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"Will you be my Mommy?" excuse me have to go vomit now.
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Got this one last night while chatting with my best bud with benefits.
Hi Blacky
Now whats wrong with that greeting?! :P
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What isn't? That's not even sarcasm... really what isn't wrong with the greeting? Again, the thought processes of those fools baffles me. Then again I take it as a source of pride I can't even understand the path of reasoning that would lead to thinking that line would get anything BUT scorn.
You almost have to wonder if some are masochists who are just looking for some verbal humiliation and getting off on that.
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Well I gave into the verbal part. I hope it taught him a lesson. :-\
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Unless of course he WAS a masochist and beating off as you tore into him. ::)
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He could have just asked me to do it instead of using that stupid ass greeting. :P
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Got this one last night while chatting with my best bud with benefits.
Hi Blacky
Now whats wrong with that greeting?! :P
awwwww :-*
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"Do you wanna fuck me for xxxA$?"
Almost the same but by somebody tagged as Female homo ::). Dunno why but i have decline ;D.
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"Do you wanna fuck me for xxxA$?"
Almost the same but by somebody tagged as Female homo ::). Dunno why but i have decline ;D.
i've had a few homo females asking me to fuck them too and i'm like...WTF?!?!? one (Premium) girl was even quite aggressive about it. she's on my ignore list now ;D
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I've heard it said that some take "homo" to try to filter out room requests, but yes I too have had male homo's trying to Cold Invite me, and when searching female/homo saw they were willing to have sex with guys for A$... I've considered trying to explain what homo means, but I'm afraid I might mess up and use words with more then one syllable and confuse them.
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I like pink on black girls. (invite)
come to my party. (invite)
I wannt give you a present if you accept. (invite) :P :P :P :P :P :P
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Had a guy ask if I was ready to come out of the closet,...Told him no, that my girlfriend was in here with me, we were busy and to go away.
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i've had a number of homo and hetero guys ask me to the room. i give the hetero guys a hard time about it, like why the hell you asking me in a room if you're hetero?!?!? one hetero guy said he wanted to experiment, he actually talked to me about it, he then changed his profile to bi and went looking for guys :D
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Thats great. You helped someone find his inner eye. ;)
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I'm almost tempted to keep a link to this thread handy, and when I run into them on AChat I will type "Go here... if anything in there looks at all familiar, stop it, then come back and we'll talk."
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[/quote]i've had a few homo females asking me to fuck them too and i'm like...WTF?!?!? one (Premium) girl was even quite aggressive about it. she's on my ignore list now ;D
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Almost sure it's the same person, with the same effect ;)
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I haven't been on here long but I hate the cold invites like some said, then by the time U c them they are in a room. Also had the I'm new can U teach me line. Me I usually try to be a little talkative b4 I wanna go to a room. get to knwo the person some and U know c if may be some compatibilities. Some of em here must think that we are all hard up, with the A$ lines and fuck U for A$.... gets kinda sickening. but oh well, prostitution is the oldest game in the world, and now its online...lol
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"I bet youre a bad lover..."wanna prove me wrong? :P
I reply
"please, I know I'm good babe. That line won't work on me. Good try tho...LOL"
his reply
"hmmm...beside your beauty thres not much humorleft, huhB ;)
really i can't take these assholes anymore. if they don't add a filter where only our friends or something can see us when we are on line, i'm out. Or I going to have to set dates with my friends and show up then.
I reply
wow, insulting me and complimenting me all in one. Did we have a bad day? (he is on my ignore list) see i found the humor in that. ;D
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Ohhh Sinnn if U didn't already know Assholes are Useful guys and gals like that are Hemmorhoids. Not useful and one hell of a pain in tha ASS!!!
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My solution: until that filter is in place, I've changed the orientation on my profile to "homo". It doesn't stop all assholes, but it does seem to reduce the flooding quite a bit ;D
And if you want a man, there's always a friend who is willing to help out :D
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i could give that a try but I also get the pain in the asses chics ot. They come in all shapes, sizes and colors. But I'll give your plan a try Carli. ;)
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That means all the friendly guys have to search for homo girls soon :(
So more and more real homo girls will get invitations from boys. Well done ;)
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Awwww sorry but the assholes are out numbering you nice guys. :-\ ;D
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wow, insulting me and complimenting me all in one. Did we have a bad day? (he is on my ignore list) see i found the humor in that. ;D
Pain and pleasure and you'r still unhappy, ... womens ;D
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Ahhh damn Lover... I didn't think of that! >:(
I can however second the creepy chics.... I've even got that challenging BS from some.
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Thats not pain and pleasure Urban. Let me teach you. :P ;D
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:-* :-* :-* That's all I have to say to that. ;D ;D ;D
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Here is an interesting one. Yesterday when I was chatting with a friend I get a cold invite. I refuse it so the guy drops a note that said "HI" (mind you that is all it said) then he invited me again. When I denied it again he send me a message that said "I tried a warm invite and that did not work".
I typed up a quick little note saying that I do not do cold invites and that I like to get to know someone first before going into a room with them, very polite and all and took all of 30 seconds to write. When I hit the send button, I get a message that I am on his ignore list! WTF!!!
I mean, not that I was interested or anything but to be down right rude is uncalled for! Ok, I am done! Thanks for letting me vent!
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Oh cakegirl your like my twin when it comes to stories, except I think I'm the evil twin. Cause I just lostthe ability to be polite. :-\ ;D
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this might qualify as a pick-up line but i'm not sure.
a new girl sent me a message one letter at a time...
l
i
k
e
t
h
i
s
y
o
u
k
n
o
w
maybe 30 letters or so. so i typed up a reply, asking her wtf was that all about, but it did not get to her as i was already on her ignore list!?!?!?!
WTF?!?!?!?
:D
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ok...gotta share this one...kinda funny and it just happened.
girl says:
"lets fuck"
i don't reply. in less than a minute she is in a room, so i guess that line works really well! LMAO!! i'm sure she went right down the line of guys saying that until a guy invited her :D
(yes i know it's not a worst pickup line because it obviously works ::) )
OMG and get this. before i can finish typing this she is offline! man that guy must have been GOOD!!! hmmm...on second thought, maybe it was a girl because yes, you guessed it, she was a homo girl ;D
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what was your comment? I get stupid replies to my comment, but I don't get ignored until after I cussed them out. ;D Yeah nice sinnnn is gone, the bitch is out. ;)
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i did not comment to her at all. i just tried to type up the reply like i said, but by the time i did and sent it to her, she had already put me on ignore.
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Not comment but your comment on the bottom of your profile. Maybe she was commenting on that and then ignored your ass. Thats what I meant, some ppl can dish it out but can't take it. ;D
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awww...poor Bobbler, just remember it is her loss!
@ Sinnn, I think you might be right about the twin thing! :-*
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@ sinnn: no, she didn't comment on my description line. it was something about balls and bobbler and didn't make a lot of sense.
@ cake: :-*
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That hefa, you want me to go bitch slap her for you or seduce her and then leave her in the room. Joking, joking. ;D
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Sinnn, you will not believe this! Mr.Wonderful left me a message last night saying that he gifted me 50$A! Does the man not learn? Do I need to take control and knock him around (no Bobbler, do not comment :o) Why can't the guy take no for an answer? Anyway, I guess I now have $75 A$ total to donate!
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@ sinnn: nah, i think these things are funny :D
@ cake: ok ;)
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@ cakegirl- I think it was the fact that you replied to him. I said jackshit and I got jackshit. See what being nice gets you, 50$ more. So did you say Thank you again? Let me know how it went. ;D
Bobby-- I did say Joking at the end of my post. :P ;D
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Here is the newest Sinnn.. he popped up after I got out of the room
"If you won't accept me as your friend, then kindly send me my $100. that I gifted to you! That was all done in good faith!"
and my first response back tonight
"cakegirl to MrWondeful: MrWondeful, as I said before, I like to get to know people before I friend them. I do not ask for gifts from anyone as friendship is more valuable to me than anything! Second of all, it was 75 and if I could gift a man I would gladly send it back because I do not want to ever feel indebted to anyone! Not in here or IR!cakegirl to MrWondeful: but until the Achat team changes the rules, women can not gift men!"
So after I reamed him a new one, he wants to start slowly and work towards a friend status. Guess thats what I get for being nice!
ARGH!
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Well you did teach a new doggy new tricks. ;D As for his 100A$ maybe he had added interest.
the Gay comment on my profile totally worked. I have not gotten any request, lil annoyance. Hmmm I feel relaxed. ;D
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Well Sinnnn my love you are engaged to me, that HAS to increase your gayness by at least 20% ;).
And cakegirl... I have the same damn problem. I have trouble just letting that inner bitch out, and on AChat that can get to be an issue, because somehow "No thank you." Is heard "Keep pestering me and I'll eventually give in, even if giving in would mean changing my sexual orientation." So I can feel your pain there.
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I have np letting my inner bitch out at all. Its so relaxing to do so, trust me. Let me be the Devils Advocat(loved the movie by the way) and let the inner Bitch rule babes. ;D
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zzzz while reading this post i got 2 invites, and what i find funny is both female and male have the same bad chat up lines n continuous cold invites, even when your message say CHAT FIRST NO COLD INVITES, or you state hetero n still get nagged. oh wel you have to laugh roflmao
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Consider that the lines might very well come from the same guy using both accounts. It sure wouldn't be a first...
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A little help from our metric using friends... I had a guy ask me if I ever met a 29cm cock?
Despite being that much gayer for his asking I'm now wondering what that would be in inches.
And yes I know it wouldn't matter virtually, unless he wanted to cam...
And look! I'm even gayer for that realization ;D.
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approximately 2.5cms per inch, which would make his cock 11.6 inches long
;)
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LOL, that's all I have to say. Honestly, WOULD that be enjoyable? I mean seriously??
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Ok bobcat you just know to much. Trying to decide on your new nickname. Spock or Data, which one you like? Just know I will be calling you by it anyway so you might as well pick. ;D
Hmmm I been getting some mad she-male hits. So I'll say this to you both, have np doing you. But cold invites or cold friendships just won't work for me. ;)
11inches huh? Sound like a challenge. But hell anyone can brag about their cock sizes in virtual, its not like its going to do me any good. Besides size doesn't matter(unless your a inch) its how you work that thing. ;) ;D
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I dunno sweetie, 11 sounds painful. I mean it's a pussy not a clown car. Even my toys are kept much more on the modest side. It's one thing to be penetrated, it's another to be impaled. ;D
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Clown car...tooo :D funny
Happy with what I play with,...and the groupie appears to be too...since we never discussed it.
And what technique can be used there?...seem it's pretty much stuff and and rock... :-\
Have had the invites from she males...just not in the mood to accept or go there...
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Data ;D
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Well now Bear even on AChat in the FF missionary I can pull out and rub the woman's pussy with the head of my strap on.
I've looked at the het set set enough to know that there are things like titty fucking and oral.
I however wince at the idea of anal... that just seems cruel.
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Not referring to the strap on, but rather to a 11" appendage there....unless of course you are using an 11"+ strap on...
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So Spock it is Bobby. You had to know I would pick the opposite.
I would never anal you. There are somethings that just need to be admired in its natural beautiful state.
Sooooo you wanna see the strap-on Bear? ROTFLMAO
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Well Bear honey the whole idea is that even with it strapped on I know I can do more then thrust. :P Maybe that's why there are so many bi women on AChat. ;D
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heya sexy
wanna have a mff group sex
the dude has the poses
heya beautiful
wanna have a group sex
make me your bitch
your whore
i will submit myself 2 you
and really must have been bored, because I was curious as to how far she would go til she realize she was being ignored.
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Hi have u ever taste a she-male?
If I have would you stay or go away. Anyway seriously I never had in real life so doing you here won't make a big dif. You soooo don't have to use that line on me. As far as I see it, your a dude with boobs ;D or a chic with a dick ;D. It still comes out all good. So less advertising what you are. Its personality I like. If you can't come up with better lines then that sheesh ::)
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Medically I believe the majority are dudes with boobs. While I read that a vagina CAN be surgically fashioned into a penis it's a matter of hormonal treatments for a man to develop breasts.
I actually met a guy who was undergoing those treatments... the surgical part I read because I was damn curious what they did with sex changes.
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SOOOO, what did they do? You got me curious. I remember my Bio Teacher telling me that all men had virginas, she was like, What you think they drilled a hole in a guy? Always meant to check if she was bullshitting me. Also told us that men do have their own form of PMS to. ;D
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I don't really remember all the details, but basically it's a matter of inside out or outside in. Since you need the flesh with the nerve endings already there.
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Pretty close,...there has been a number of advancements and new techniques...would rather a Trans-woman comment it on it then pass my second hand knowledge of the matter. Procedures vary from doctor to doctor...I do know that hormonal treatment is used considerable...not just for creating boobs,... My acquaintance was undergoing the hormonal treatment,yet "he" indicated it was a requirement even post surgical. What was interesting, though I am not certain all require it,..his counselor required him to live a full year as a woman (transvestite) before proceeding into the per-op phase. I do know he was on the hormones at that period.
I hold a lot of empathy for people having to go through that phase,...society isn't the most accommodating. He lost his job as a mechanic for that...
sinnnn I was starting to feel sorry for you,..acting so depressed,..even considered finally consenting to the rope treatment just to make you happy,...but laying "that" on the table...this mustang is running free and bolting.
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Oh babe I love free range Mustang. Who wants one already broken. ;)
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The hormone treatment makes sense. The body would want to revert to the levels genetics are telling it to produce.
The requiring them to live a full year as the gender they are getting reassigned to is a REALLY good idea. This isn't like letting an unwanted piercing grow closed.
And if Sinnnn wants ya she'll get ya, but you'll be happy she did. ;D
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This is from misstres
want you to work for me like as whore, ok?
I don't usually put a name out there but she is whoring and wants to whore chics out, also she is selling pics of herself. So is it a buyer beware?
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virginas?!?!?!?
:D :D :D
rotflmao!!!
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sinnnn...The "PMS" thing about men is true. Obviously related to monthly changes in the hormone balance and not as severe as what women exhibit. varies with men..4-6 week pattern...exhibited by mood swings.
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So that explains why bobby likes to try and spank me every few weeks. Key word is try. Thanks bear.
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Well if you point to my package and refer to it as a viginas, I'd want to spank you too..
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try?!? exactly! hard to do anything to you if you're never around...or if you only drop in for 2 minutes just to check messages and don't even bother to say "hi"
:P
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Hehehe Keep sticking your tongue and I'll put it to work. If you don't offer I won't stay. I don't hear a offer. ;D
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oh so now we're back to this again ::)
here, have some more tongue :P :P i know how much you enjoy it ;D
i think i made the offer pretty clear in the message that was sent ;)
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Snip, Snip. *KISS* :-* :-* :-* :-* ::)
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spontaneous can be good :)
sorry i ruined that dress ;)
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Yes, yes it can be. We finally agree on something. Quick ppl get to your bunkers, the world is ending and pigs are flying. :P ;D ;)
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Better than just an Invite to a room
Some casual conversing is usually nice
to at least get to know the person
This usually happens with guys
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Usually, but not always. ;) Some ladies are not lady like at all.
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and it is appearing,...that applies physically besides...
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"hi, how are you dear?"
I'm thinking, okay, the name looks like a guy, but maybe a guy who I could talk to till I find a girl.
Before I can type anything.
"so do you have boy friend?"
I had been tinkering with the character editor and my message was/is now "I'll chat with all, but only room with women."
Besides that I have the obvious "Homo" and I used Country to type "FF/FFF hopefully with RP."
I laughed, I'm thinking people here will as well.
I didn't reply. Not so much because I didn't have anything to say, but because there were too many things I could think of that I couldn't pick just one.
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"hi, how are you dear?"
I'm thinking, okay, the name looks like a guy, but maybe a guy who I could talk to till I find a girl.
Before I can type anything.
"so do you have boy friend?"
I had been tinkering with the character editor and my message was/is now "I'll chat with all, but only room with women."
Besides that I have the obvious "Homo" and I used Country to type "FF/FFF hopefully with RP."
I laughed, I'm thinking people here will as well.
I didn't reply. Not so much because I didn't have anything to say, but because there were too many things I could think of that I couldn't pick just one.
It mean you haven't a boyfriend ? ;)
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Well to be fair I don't, and maybe that's what I should have said. "No, I don't, but there's a very good reason for that..."
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And a great classic ! Just few second ago :
"do you wanna fuck" ;D
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Urban, at least they asked nicely,...the last one to send me that was in SHOUT mode...hardly appealing.
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one of my lovers said a guy asked her"hey bb wanna test fire my missle?"
ummmm.....
i just talk to a lady and see what happens usualy........
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one of my lovers said a guy asked her"hey bb wanna test fire my missle?"
ummmm.....
i just talk to a lady and see what happens usualy........
Damned i am spotted ! anything wrong with this kind of pick-up ? ;)
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well...it didnt work for my lady friend :P
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There is nothing wrong with that kind of line at all Urban... it increases my odds of getting women quite nicely. ;D
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sexxx
hummmmmm ok
then an invite
and this alll without a word from me. These are all his words
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heh...well im no sub.....but when after chatting a bit and the lady invites?....no pick up line used or needed ;P
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To me "chatting a bit" KINDA counts I mean you get to at least see if there's any sort of connection.
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exactly ;)
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Hiiiii SSlut
Well that will really make me run like a jack rabbit from a hunter to get in a room with you. Yes I said jack rabbit from a hunter, if they can use crappy ass come ons, then I can use that. I thought I had control of my inner bitch but they keep making her show up. :P ::) ;D
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The same girl(?) invited me again and again. I told her, I'm just online to chat with friends. Then she said "I want your penis!"
My answer: No, it's mine and I will keep it.
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LOL!!!!!!! I'm sorry that's just hilarious, and further proof of equality on AChat as the women can be just as obnoxious as the men.
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I also had to laugh when I wrote it. And at least it worked - she was quit, probably to surprised or shocked by this answer.
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msn / yahoo / cam?
It not really a line, but some people ask me that first thing.
And I don't give out my msn to people I don't know. I don't use yahoo and I don't have a cam.
But the meaning of don't use or don't have is for some people hard to understand. >:(
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It's the term "don't" which they don't understand ;)
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It's the term "don't" which they don't understand ;)
Maybe I should write it full out next time indeed. :o
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Still may not work, for some you have to ask yourself, "What part of "N" and "O" do they fail to understand?"
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True :'(
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True that.
One guy said Hi
then- wanna fuck
I said No thx
his reply- Why
WTF, why do I need to explain. I always get the freaking WHY. Why not. Really, you just can't take that No or the no reply, go find someone else that just might take your wanna fuck to hear and go in a room with you.
Honestly the next person asks me Why, they are going to get there feelings hurt.
And don't be funny an type in WHy after my post. :P
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Calm down honey. It's very hard for me, I would love to write why not, but I don't do it.
Smile, take a deep breath and forgive them - they just see you and wanna have your hot body, believing you will send them to heaven. Don't get angry cause they are stupid, ok?
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And don't be funny an type in WHy after my post. :P
ok hun', kind of taking the fun out of it...
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That "why" is really annoying, Some ask me for cam/msn/pics after just a little chatting and then I can tell them no. No way I'm sending pictures around to random people and I rather not in anycase. But others might ask in the middle of the fun... whats with that? Really, how do they expect me to stay hot for them interrupting like that?
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LMAO Bear ;D
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why not?
;)
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smartass. LOL ;D
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i never ask that question....because i dont push meself on others...ummm...well u know what i mean X)
i do like to know why a friendship is cancelled with no explaination tho
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I have ended friendships. Not because the person is bad or anything like that. Its just I barely an on Achat and when I do get on I am mostly looking for my lovers, spouse and 1 special friend. Figure I'd save the ones that I don't go in the room with a waste of time. I also find cool friends that way, because some will ask me why I deleted and when I explain, they still want to be friends.
Nothing wrong with asking if you really want to know. Just don't be smart about and be mature about the answer you might not want to hear. ;)
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There are so many, but being asked 'why?' when I say no is the most aggravating for me. Why should I? I have like six other offers a minute, what makes you special? Argh!!!
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I can empathize with the situation, being that some guys do not understand the string of inquiries and cold invites that the women receive. I have received the same, pressure form women wanting an explanation, dumbfounded when I say not interested.
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My experiences have been that the "Why" is often followed by them trying to convince you otherwise.
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Some people obviously think that you can only be online because your seeking sex. Chatting with people, making friends... whats that? Telling them "No sorry, I'm about to go into a room with this other guy/girl" seems to work quite well, then I'm playing by their rules.
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"oil is low" works quite nicely,..(often true) if continued to be pressed.
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Ehehe yeah Bear it works most of the time atleast, but some asks for a quickie.
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When it comes to reasons, some still won't be happy even if 'it's that time of the month' is hinted at in ten foot tall red letters.
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Well some apparently think its very exciting to do it at that time of the month ???
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Beat me to it Adrea,...have had some tremendous hot sex at that time...
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Personally I wouldn't initiate at that time.
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:)
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Even saying you are going to a room with someone else can get them asking for a threesome.
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Well some apparently think its very exciting to do it at that time of the month ???
Eww!
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Hi
(then invite)
I ignore
(then he replies)
several examples here- I like black pussy( I'm not a guy, so I don't have a dick that can tell the difference, so I don't get it nor am I impressed by that) and then I get another invite.
(another guy) I never fucked a black bitch before(and your won't today, because this is not real dumb ass)
I don't see color when I go after someone, I see quality and I get that from conversation.
Now I will admit, I was called a Beautiful Queen( and I giggled like a lil girl, hehehehehe) Then I said, " Yes, Yes I am. How are you doing?" ;D ;D ;D ;D
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ehehehe atleast there are a few that are nice. The phrases about colour I get are like "Ever been fucked by a 10 inch black cock?" and/or "I like tight white asses".
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gurl: hi
me: hello
gurl: how goes
me: good and you?
gurl: good
then she invites me...declined
then not another word from her :D
not the worst pick-up line...just funny ;)
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Its quite common, but I get the "why" after I decline.
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What makes me laugh is: "Wanna fuck for a$? I'll make your dreams come true...". How come people think I would pay for having virtual sex? And what makes them think I don't ask for a$? lol
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They are very confused if you answer "No, my friends don't have to pay ME for fun!" ;D
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how about this one?
guy says hello, i say hi...just being polite. he asks me if i like dick...i say no. he says why. then he proceeds to tell me he's not gay but likes cock every once in a while. so his line to me is:
"let me tear your ass open like a tin of beans" :D :D :D
so then i put him on ignore ;D
any of you girls heard that one?
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how about this one?
guy says hello, i say hi...just being polite. he asks me if i like dick...i say no. he says why. then he proceeds to tell me he's not gay but likes cock every once in a while. so his line to me is:
"let me tear your ass open like a tin of beans" :D :D :D
so then i put him on ignore ;D
any of you girls heard that one?
1. I think many of guys come here stright from trees.... they can't to read... are too stupid, too rude or are childs ?
2. You are right... Qyestion "why"... Lol there is no answet for question "why" but they thinking (most of them) by other part of their body so...
3. Question "where are you from" This is the most important for many of them. Probably animations will look different if you will be from Europe and different if from Africa LOL
4. Most of them use button invite and next say "HI". Fot them it is not cold invitations.
5. Their "smart" idea is "hi i'm new in this, can you show me....." About 10 times everyday lol
I have about 550 on my ignore list and everyday her come new monkeys who do the same and the same. I think 90% of them have really empty brains, can't to say about nothing, and are enough openminded only to fuck :P
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What about this one (it says in my profile i don't like cold invites and I'm hetero, and I'm male...):
*triple invite for group sex from a guy, not taken the trouble to decline, just let the timer run out*
"You want a slave to fuck"
"baby"
well, enough said?
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this is so cool i had to share it...hope i'm not boring you people with my stories
maniac: can i be your dirty littlle slut
me: nope
her: why
me: not into that kind of sex
her: fine then can we just fuck
me: no we can't
her: why
me: read what's under my avatar
and believe it or not...she did not say another word to me ;D
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They are very confused if you answer "No, my friends don't have to pay ME for fun!" ;D
lol,..liked the suggestion, finally got to try that one out. Though I reworded and just told them when asked "200A$ for a fuck?",..."Oh no,.. you don't have to pay me..."
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So I can't be your dirty lil slut Bobby? LOL :P :P :P
I hate when they ask me "Why?" when I tell them no.
My answer, lil cruel, "I don't have to tell you jackshit, no is no."
then I get "Because?" ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Similar to my last post (maybe the same bitch asked, Bear?)
"200A$ for fun?"
"No thanks, you don't have to pay me for chatting."
Almost 1 (!!!!) minute later: "No, if you pay ME, you will have fun"
"Go away, I'm just here to chat - and I have more fun, than you ever will have."
Almost 1 minute later:
"You don't have fun! You are on my ignore list"
Hahahaha, so great - what a pity, I can't say thanks for putting me to ignore list
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Ummm I think this is the first time I ever saw you use the word Bitch. I think I'm a lil shocked.mm ;D
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You won't read it very often, only if you want to be called so - or if you deserve it :P
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Can you go in a room now?
No, busy.
Puta
fuck you to whore and ignore ;D( I try to be mature, I really do)
invite
decline
Hi, wanna fuck?
no thank you I am busy
I really want you, come in the room with me now
invite
decline
said I was busy
I want you now, come in the room with me, don't decline
invite
I tried to be nice, an told you busy. Do I have to show you my evil side?
no reply ;D
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sinnnn your just so nice replying to so many people :), good think theres not as much sharks that go after shemales in achat.
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Well I was told by a mutual friend of ours(kisses) that I like confrontations. So I am trying to be a little more civil before I go off on the stupid MFs. ;D
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Reading all of these almost makes me want to get more cold invites and/or jerks in a chat...lol
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You're right TightFit74, maybe we all should login and collect them. And after one week we elect the winner!
And the winner gets an award. He is pelted with cat shit :D
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Nr 1 in "worst pick up line" is.........,
awarded with a ban...
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(invite)... decline
Guy: I have an 11 inch cock, wanna fuck?
(invite)... decline
Me: no
Guy: why not?
Me: bc i dont like cocks that big or liars
Guy: liars?
Me: if you had a cock that big you wouldn't be on here
Guy: cmon i'll show you the best time of your life
(invite).... decline
Me: no you wont
(invite)... decline... ignore list
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so much fun isn't it BB?
;)
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Beach... I think I've had Mr 11 Inches try to contact me to. (Yes in spite of the gay thing. :P)
Maybe it is because of the gay thing, but I have to think 11 inches would be painful. I may have mentioned him in this thread, but in whichever one it was... it's a pussy not a damn clown car!
;D
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Beach... I think I've had Mr 11 Inches try to contact me to. (Yes in spite of the gay thing. :P)
Maybe it is because of the gay thing, but I have to think 11 inches would be painful. I may have mentioned him in this thread, but in whichever one it was... it's a pussy not a damn clown car!
;D
lol ;D
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lmao a chick just randomly messages me "you pay me 200A$?" "maybe" "blah blah blah blah" "maybe" "I have other guys, but I'll wait for you" "mk" "you pay me?" "ok" "why didnt you pay me?" "in a sec" "are you gonig to pay me or not" "maybe"
fucking bitch probably harasses all the guys on here, it says shes "homo" and she initiated the conversations with me aha
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Cold invite, time ran down. Then "Hi", followed by two more invitations. Again "Hi, please take me" I reply, "No, I'm chatting with a friend."
"Ok." Invitation. "Let's talk." Again I say "Hey, I am chatting with a friend, not with you." "Ok."
"Please take me, add to yahoo and fuck me..."
Ignore
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I must say that I'm still supprised about that kind of behaviour, its like they are cavemen and unable to communicate :-\.
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or cavewomen ;)
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;D
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I was just generalizing but yes cavewomen as well :P. At the moment in Achat I think of myself as a wildcat in my nice leopard stockings, I hope you guys think thats better than a cavewoman ;) :-*. A mistress to hold me back in a leash would be fun :P.
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I think finding the misstres won't be the problem. Getting a leash to hold you, might... ;)
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I am not a mistress, but I'm sure to be a very famous tamer :D
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yes i know you were generalizing ::)
wildcat sounds like a lot of fun ;D
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I just thought a mistress would be better at holding me back from jumping straight guys :o :P.
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Would a good mistress really need a leash to hold you back?
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Ofcourse she would, I'm a wildcat at the moment :P... and I might receive a good spanking for not obeying :o :D.
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In that case, maybe a reinforced leash would be best ;)
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Sex?
oh come on, you all miss General Chat and it's brilliant pick up lines!
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I've seen that line too, it's really bad.
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Sex?
oh come on, you all miss General Chat and it's brilliant pick up lines!
typically respond to that "Male"
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Jenny, I do! miss General Chat...lol
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Congrats on the 300....and...still waiting for that riding lesson... :-*
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Haven't forgotten my dear,...besides I have a new box of Junior Mints by the bedside waiting for you
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I just checked in achat and someone completly random has left me her msn while I've been offline.
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Now you know about your big attraction ;)
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I hate when they ask if I want to msn or "CHAT". Or the message that say "Hey you want to see my real DIck?" I mean really isn't that what lil boys use to ask us in school. WTF do I want to see a picture of it for. I know what a dick looks like. Unless it does something REALLY unique, I don't need to see a picture.
Oh my other favorite is, "Hi, its been a long time how are you?" Honestly I never talked to this person ever but they would have me think that we have. Mind games. Mind games now, lol.
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I've been approach by a guy saying "I was just fucked by a big black cock", I really don't know what to respond to that... maybe "good for you".
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Not certain if you are writing what you meant,...some guy saying he was fucked by a BBC? ::)
If you're getting cold calls, with that opening line,...and are offended...I told the groupie once when she was pestered by such a one to simply say
"How quaint,...but my boyfriend is a full blooded Sioux and I am not interested in downsizing"
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Yeah he told he was fucked by an BBC, there are quite a few guys out there that wants a mistress shemale to fuck them.
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could be a bi-guy...or a homo
and i don't get it. who says that the girls have to reply to every obnoxious comment they get from the guys. i know there is fun in that...putting the guy in his place...but wouldn't it be just as easy to ignore them and not comment at all?
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They don't,..I would ignore or just say no thanks,..but some are persistent.
Sounds he was looking for a partner for his fantasy with Adera,..unless he was being obnoxiously pushy about it, I'd ignore
Tell her him you are Lofn incarnate more than capable of giving him pleasure...
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Lofn?
And I ignore because I have the genuine concern that any sort of acknowledgment would be taken as encouragement.
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I just found it to be a bad pick up line. I usually ignore them or just tell them I'm sorry and that I'm not into that.
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Lofn?
Scandinavian Goddess of illicit passion ;D
primarily a facilitator of marriage,..but known to cross and encourage the,..forbidden
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Illicit passion, hmmmm :D
Almost the best is to ignore. But some are soo intrusive, they get their reward ;D ;D ;D
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Ahh, very nice.
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I don't need to be a goddess to give someone pleasure ;) :P.
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I don't need to be goddess to give someone pleasure ;) :P.
:D :D :D ROTFL
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Oh I make sure to take some pleasure too :P :D
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and i don't get it. who says that the girls have to reply to every obnoxious comment they get from the guys. i know there is fun in that...putting the guy in his place...but wouldn't it be just as easy to ignore them and not comment at all?
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But what would be the fun in that. Just slinging quietly back into the night and leaving no reply. :P :P :P :P I say give them what they asked for- a verbal fucking, yes its not the fucking that they wanted, but its still a fuck. ;D ;D ;D
And why would he think that because your a she/male you HAVE to be into the guys or vise versa. You should have asked him what was the name of that BBC, say things for the heads up ::), I'll go check him out.
@Bear
Hmmmm soooo you want to share that boyfriend. LOL
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I didn't ask who it was and I don't remember the guy. I think some guys (quite a few actually) hope to find a shemale that wants to fuck them in their ass, well its not my thing.
Covering behind Sinnnn I point at the bad people "tell them off please" :P.
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Ah,...Adera this is where you are wrong,...Goddesses are worshiped,..adored,...
We have been blessed this day with the visit of such
The Goddess of Supreme Awesomeness...sinnnn
@sinnnn no, be my guest, I am certain you'll have him stripped of his manhood and reduced to a whimpering pool of genetic material before the night's end
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Ehehe well sinnnn does add some flare to the forum ;D
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Awww shucks ya'll, got me blushing. ::)
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Mmm maybe I can make you blush some more *licking lips*, atleast if I get some help from Janine. ;)
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Ahhhh blows kisses to you all. and the goddess takes a bow, not too deep a bow(don't want to show everything now ;D) :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
@Adera
please do try. ;)
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Oh is that a challenge? :P
Walking up to Sinnnn from behind as she sits infront of her computer, I bend down, my mouth close to her ear and in a breathy voice "I don't have anything witty for you right now, but I can try something else... revered goddess".
Sliding myself around the chair, straddling her lap I cradle her face in my hands. Looking deep into her eyes I bend down and give her a soft kiss on her lips pushing lightly at them with my tongue untill she parts her lips for me. Pushing my tongue inside her mouth I play with hers feeling it softly against mine.
Breaking the kiss I slide myself down off of her, my hands following me, stroking her body as I kneel infront of her. Pushing her legs apart gently I lean in breathing a hot breath against her panties, looking up at her I lick my lips and smile wickedly.
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Is this the right place for this post? ;) Shouldn't it be in erotic fantasies, maybe even at a campfire? ;D
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Oh, but its just one lil post abit off topic :P
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As columns tend to around here,..but that is the fun part
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I hadn't noticed ;) ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D
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OMG I turn my back for a sec and I'm being felt up on. :P :P
As columns tend to around here,..but that is the fun part
Yes it does, following the rules all the time just sucks(not in a good way either ;))
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But I haven't had a chance in "Staying Late" yet. *pout*
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"Mouth fuck!?" then invite.
My brain told me "caveman" at once and I clicked decline.
then "No sex?" from the same guy... really, take the hint.
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Darling Adera, some people are so thick, they can't see what's in front of them if their nose was rubbed in it. Aren't they funny? ;D ;D ;D
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"Mouth fuck!?" then invite.
My brain told me "caveman"
LOL!!!! Actually that sounds like a Development Team planning session. ;D
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hmm,...certainly seems to support to the concept of carry a big stick
received this one after a date,...while lingering in chat for a bit just to talk, had to laugh
Her:Sex?
Me no, but ty for invite
Her No fuck me?
Me: no,...I am spent
Her: No, no,..no pay me
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Ahaha I like those messages to you Bear... what was she thinking. :P
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Well you have to admit she is a keeper. She was free and she wanted a Bear. Usually its. Sex? You pay me? I show picture, yes? ::) :-\
At least its better than the chic who called me a puta because I didn't want to go in the room with her. Really going in the room with her would have made me a puta. Besides think I'm kind of spoiled now :P :P ;D ;D ;D.
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This conversation happened to me yesterday
her: sex?
Me: no thank you
her: i ask little gift
Me: I only gift my spouse, if she would let me
Her: i fuck better
Me: sorry, really not interested, especially when asked for a gift
Her: but i only ask little
Me: I only gift my spouse
Her: She's a bitch, i fuck better
I try to be polite, understand some people missing basic communicative skills, but can't get over the swearing when the answer is no. Especially when it is someone dear to me
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Polite my ass, as soon as she stepped over the line(calling my Boo a bitch) she would have been told where to go, how to go about it and I'd enjoy my spouse sending her there.
Sooo do you remember her name Tight? Just asking ;D.
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hmmm that is a line no one gets to cross,...take it out on me no problem,..draw my Lover into this and the gloves are off.
Same here sinnnn,...I have been spoiled :P
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In my opinion they are going too far when they are hailing looking for gifts. I would prefer they didn't put it in the their message, but you can ignore that, when they are harassing you it's the digital equivalent of the street walker.
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Think that was established,...
reminds me of the Bernard Russell story,..
He was sitting next to a rude woman,...when finally pushed beyond his limits asked her "Would you have sex with me for million dollars?"
she pondered answered yes...He then asked "Would you have sex with me for ten dollars?"
she got upset,...stiffened and replied,.."No,..what type of woman do you think I am?"
to which he replied,.."I think we established that, we are just negotiating the price"
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LOL, I LIKE that!!!!
I've actually had people pester me with "Would I have sex with a guy for X amount?"
I always said no because my self-esteem would be one of the few things I couldn't get (back) with the cash.
I mention this because there are a great many "homo" girls selling themselves to the guys... and then offering to have sex with me for free.
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After the remark about my spouse, she got what she deserved, then I put her on my ignore list. Other than that I find it beneath my dignity to give people like this the light of day. As far as her name is concerned, it would be too much credit to mention it here.
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They never ask me or offer me any A$ and I don't have a spouse they can bitch about. If I where to give or recieve A$ it would be with someone I really like and not for sex.
I find it quite pitifull when people say "please" after I've told them off.
@Janine: I've come across a few of those girls and I've wondered about that. It seems very whorish to me to offer sex to someone for money when your actually not interessted in them :-\. Its just about the A$ then.
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As far as I am concerned, it is a flaw in the gifting system. It promotes prostitution. Fine by mine, but don't bother me with it. I have and will never pay for sex. I'd rather use my left hand ;)
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Is a flaw to the system, does not seem quite as prevent at this point as it was a couple months past. Straight to ignore anymore if approached as such.
last night:
her: fuck u bear
stunned a wtf moment
then at least a qualifier
Her: I want bear meat
(been awhile since I heard that line)
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People that are lacking in english can come of as very rude... I do hope my english is sufficient enough.
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I agree with Adera, some people can seem very rude because of their english (and yes, it is more tham sufficient, at least to me) and most of them simply are rude...
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Indeed,...can only imagine my frustration if the site was in Dutch or Swedish...bound to innocently make a rude remark...at least she qualified her request,...reworded...the initial shock,...caught me by surprise...
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That's why I refrain from words like "always" and "never". There is always the exception to the rule...
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Yes, but to be fair if I was trying to pick up a woman in a language I was not familiar with I would be striving to NOT be as agreesive as many get. That's not to say I don't make sure to grade on a curve, but there are plenty that basically prove that a-holes are one thing all the peoples of the world have in common.
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LMAO
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The thing is Janine, there are people with more than 3 braincells (like you) and people with less...
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It's very hard to live with less than 3. You need one for breathing, one for eating and one for... :D
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Hard but possible and the ALL seem to flock together on AChat... ;D
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Well I'll admit this, I added a friend whose English was not all that great. I realized he used the best he had to get my attention. After that it was.
Hi
I want fuck
come now
(invite)
Hi
we sex now
come now
I want fuck
(invite)
Really, in a twisted way thats kind of cute, because he tried. I never went in a room with him. I would say busy and go in the room real quick with robot girl or boy(whoever I typed up fastest). I feel bad but all I can think of is, damn if thats all he has to say, if I go in a room with him I'm goin to just be watching the avatars fuck. Really for all that I could just watch a good porn. For ppl that learn a 2nd, 3rd language much repect cause I couldn't learn another to save my life. Nice ppl but the lanuage barrier can be difficult. :P :P :P
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I roomed with a few people like that in the beginning, its very boring and the sad thing is usually that they are very thankful afterwards.
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I feel lucky for being able to speak 3 languages fluently, one language mediocre and one language a little bit. I had my encounters with ppl who didn't know enough of english to be able to hold a conversation. And since i tyope more than move ;D, these are not the most interesting meetings. I guess that's why there have been quesitons about opening langauge rooms, so that ppl who speak the same language can ifnd eachother more easily
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I feel lucky for being able to speak 3 languages fluently, one language mediocre and one language a little bit. I had my encounters with ppl who didn't know enough of english to be able to hold a conversation. And since i tyope more than move ;D, these are not the most interesting meetings. I guess that's why there have been quesitons about opening langauge rooms, so that ppl who speak the same language can ifnd eachother more easily
almost as bad as when they can speak English and can't carry a decent conversation.... :P
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:D Agreed... but the latter is worse...
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This happened just now:
Her: Hello
Me: Hi
(invite)
Her: Now let's see what bad boy you are
(invite)
Me: I do like to chat before I go to the action... I became pretty picky...
Her: O ok
nothing heard from her after that...
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A good one on the other hand is "how are you princess?", the last word makes that line alot better. ;D
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Well,
The thing you should pay attention is;
If the people you'r talking is already turned on and ready for sex, He-She doesnt even need the "Lets first talk a bit" thing.
But, if he - she is not already turned on, not in the mood, ofcourse you should talk to them first, and chat a little.
The point is : if he-she is already turned on, and ready, or not, before you type...
You can never know...
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and you know what happens when she is turned on and ready for you and doesn't want to talk first and you take her in a room?...she gets what she wants and leaves. i used to have that happen to me a lot...not any more
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@FxmaN I think I understand what you are stating,...you get what you reap though,...blind come-ons may work,...but in the end you may be offending many,.. people one might have a great pleasure just to know. Pretty much the point of this thread,.a mockery of those impatient, with pointed and blunted come-ons.
I understand it is a sex chat,...but bobbler said it exactly,...some just want it,...do it,..and once done, that's it.
The hopeless passionate romantic that I am I might add:
The majority that post here are expecting a bit more,...develop interest of attraction,...takes time, isn't always an immediate payoff,...but at least when it does happen two people have enough of a common attraction/interest to make the encounter a bit more meaningful,...if you are lucky and inclined it develops into a friendship beyond sex. For the most part that is enough. The sex is good,...company fine,...
From such, that intangible thread,..there can develop a deeper sense to the encounter,.."presence", there are just some people that bring it....maybe it's a choice in words they use,...their personality...crap I don't know...met them,...not certain how it occurs.
I use to write....certainly can string words together, spin a story and muddle my way through and lead someone to an orgasm,...but it doesn't mean I feel anything,...other than what someone pointed out,...a sense of a job well done,...perhaps praise,...that little rewarding rush of a writers glee for achieving a goal in your reader.
Ability to write doesn't mean I have presence.
I know when I can feel it in someone,...latch onto it,...feed off it,...and they feed from me,...words aren't muddled,..they flow in responses,...intensifies,..rages in a crescendo of passion that leaves you both panting,...trembling,...shaking from the experience...bring some emotional connection to the table besides,...and you'll be shaking your head at the wonder.
Well I'll get off the soapbox,...half a mind to delete what I just wrote, but there may be some noob who muddles in wondering what it is all about.
Well it's about both,..What FxmaN said and bobbler,...your choice on how to approach,..you need to talk to people, treat them with respect to know if there is a "presence" there, won't know on some cheap one line....
If it's the former approach, hope it's not your line we are laughing at here.
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I do have "Talkative" set for a reason, though "Passionate" would be nice to have set aswell. ::)
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talkative is right ;) and horny would work too :D
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Can't help that, its not my fault I kinda get worked up. *pout* (A-team, could you add a cute pouting smiley? :P)
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Bear worded it like it feels to me sometimes. Sometimes the connection with a partner can be so intense, the meetings becomes a flow, a chain of action and reaction, accompanied by words that come out naturally, with-out hick-ups and break-ups. A meeting like that can linger in my mind for weeks.
Other hook-ups are lessintense, as Bear stated feeling pride for assisting the partner you're with, helping her achieve (him/him-her) pleasure. Not always pleasure for myself needed and guaranteed.
The meetings that make an impact are seldom and I cherish them. Made a connection with somene on a deeper level, showing something of myself that is usually hidden. A passion released, picked up by the other, stimulated into almost a high. Where character and personality mix with passion and lust and you give into eachother. Not physically touching, but a mental blowjob that remains a fixed memory...
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and you know what happens when she is turned on and ready for you and doesn't want to talk first and you take her in a room?...she gets what she wants and leaves. i used to have that happen to me a lot...not any more
@bobby
HMmmm have you ever tried to cuddle first and after :P :P :P
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oh yes i have smartass...many many times...but:
A) it's so hard to do it with you because you always log off as soon as we finish fucking :P
AND
B) i'm not talking about girls i get to know, because i cuddle with them quite a bit thank you very much. there have been occasions where (a while ago when i was less choosey) i would talk just a little bit with a girl and we would room. *those* are the girls i'm talking about...not my *special* girls :)
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a girl actually said to me yesterday...first words out of her mouth..."pooo"
wth???
:D
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She might have wanted to come off as cute, I never do that. ::) :P
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i think maybe she was. because i told her no girl has ever said that to me before, and she said yes, just me. but then she was yellow like 5 minutes later so ::)
and just what do you do when you log on looking for guys? ;)
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I never log off as soon as we finished dammit. :P :P :P
we talk, talking is cuddling in my book. lol
maybe she missed spelled Boo?
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looks like she found one of you missing vowels sinnnn ;)
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Look into my inner eye bear :P :P ;D
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Perhaps she wanted to frighten you? Like "Buh!"?
Sinnnn, your inner eye is.... where? :D
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& now you're commenting on something from 3 weeks ago ::) :P ::)
& no...it was pooo :D
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@bobby
Hello this is me. DUH. I will comment on any damn thing I want, I don't care how long ago it was. Just read it and accept it. ROTFL
And you can look into my inner eye too. :P :P :-* :-*
And did you ask her if she meant "Boo"? An "poo" is usually used if you get a rejection. Did you rejected her without realizing? ::) :P
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if you read my earlier posts you wouldn't have to ask :P
she spoke first, i questioned "pooo", she said it was just her that would say that, like she was trying to be cute or unique. neither one of us rejected the other...well she kinda did reject me as she went yellow shortly after that :P :P but it's not like i was looking for acceptance either cuz i wasn't
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@bobby
Didn't care either way bobbycakes. I just like picking with you. ROTFL
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then i'll just ignore all your comments from now on :P
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Inner third eye? You aren't going all zen like on me now? ::)
Besides I enjoy playing south of the border,... though let me get my poncho and sombrero first :P ;D
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@bobby
Like You can. HAHAHAHAAHA
@bear
cigar? like clint eastwood, from that famous gun fight scene? ;D
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watch me
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@bobby
Umm you just replied to me. "I HAVE THE POWER" (chorus) HE-MAN :P
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Man with no name? Yeah I did that look soooo long ago. Hat's long gone.
Cigars? mmm ::)
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@bear
But its stil hot or is it just me that I think its still hot. Man going to have to get The GOod, The Bad and The Ugly. LOL
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Not sure this is a pick up line topic........ but....... frosts my b*lls to get a "cold" invite....... I look up the persons profile making the invitation....... and clearly on the inviter's profile they say...... COLD INVITES = IGNORE....... or NO COLD INVITES....
double standard I guess......
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Very strange Harley!
"Read my profile and then invite me"
It's not worth but - huh?
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How about the guys , that ask if I want to see their real dick on web cam ! GROSS !
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I'll repeat it because Sunny's post reminded me.
The people who have the camera angled right on their junk in their profile pic. Yes it's virtual, and no I'm not "scarred" but when someone messages me one of the first things I do is bring up their profile, and I have seen more flaccid avatar penis then I allow my mind to fully contemplate.
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Well its not so gross... but it is unimaginative and I like to see more.
About the zooming in on the avatars junk... well I rather see clothed avatars outside of the room and I'm quite curious about how people dress.
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I see the profile as a best first impression sort of thing. A way to introduce yourself. Zooming it in is like "This is my junk, and my name is..." I mean at this point the avatars privates are all the same anyway (pubic hair being a slight customization). So it's another of those "Hi I'm an asshole, and you don't want to waste your time with me." flags.
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Your so right about that Janine.
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here's a new one:
"hey you big dick" :D :D :D
i told her i don't room with someone who uses that line, she say's "you loss then", i say not really, she says "tyeah thats right!!!" (must have been angry, hence the typo...and the 3 exclamation marks), then she puts me on ignore :D :D :D
and damn, i could have had a threesome with her & her girlfriend :P ::) :P
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Lol, what a line. ::) :D
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Girl: Hi
I: Hi
She:Sorry for talking to you, I am very new here and trying to find out how everything is working.
I: You made it right. You start to talk instead of inviting at once.
...The partner is offline or busy.
Yes, she was busy. In a room, lol
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Actually Lover that might not have been a line. I remember when I logged on for the first time I was talking with a guy and explaining I was new. He invited me into a room and thinking like normal chat I figured it would just be to talk privately. I get into room, look around, and the box to bend me over and fuck me was flashing. I left right after that. ::)
So she might have not realized she was being brought into a room to fuck.
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Now, for some reason, hi doesn't work very well for guys as an opening line. Although it is better than: "fuck?"or "room?". But girls seem to get away with it since 9 out of 10 openings by girls starts with "hi". An example of a normal opening of a chat:
her: "hi"
Me: "hello"
Her: "How are you" (in all kinds of varities...)
Me: "I am fine, how are you?"
Her: "I am fine" (in all ways you can imagine)
And here the conversation stops. Since I like someone that is talkative and wants to get to know someone before hopping in bed, I would expect 'her' to continue the conversation. After all, she is the one that approached me. But very often I find that the girl just stops talking herself, but will reply when you send her a message:
Me: "have you been a member long?"
Her: "no"
*sigh*
Me: "so what are you looking for?"
Her: "fun"
Now, for me the "fun" stops here. I've stopped talking occasionally, then sending a message after an hour, and even getting a reply. Maybe I am a bit too demanding, but this feels so strange to me. Anyone else with a similar experience?
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If they can't decide what they want more then "fun" rooming will be probably an uphill battle because you will be likely to be left playing that pick and choose I mentioned where you have them either ohhing and ahhing or not instead of actively contributing to the experience.
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Girl: Hi
I: Hi
She:Sorry for talking to you, I am very new here and trying to find out how everything is working.
I: You made it right. You start to talk instead of inviting at once.
...The partner is offline or busy.
Yes, she was busy. In a room, lol
It happened to me many times.. lol
I'm getting real mad when this happens.. Its very rude when someone is talking to you first and in the next line she is getting in to a room...
Thankfully there is the ignore list for that..
My most funny pick up line..
Girl: Hello
Me: Hi Doll
-After a couple of seconds
Me: How 're you?
Girl: Yes (lol)
Me: What "yes" ? Are you new here sweetie?
Girl: fuck
Me: ....... ??
After a couple of seconds she was in a room... :P lol hahahahahaha!!!
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@Tightfit
I know exactly what you are meaning..
Unfortunately there are many girls in the game who answering by one word.. Yes, no, maybe, i dont know etc etc..
This is frustrating, personally i cant do a conversation like that even if she starts first the conversation..
When this happens, im saying "nice to meet you, hope to see you again" and im leaving the try..
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I've had times where I've been talking to someone and one of my regular girlfriends shows up, but I always at least send a little message explaining that one special someone or another had logged on.
While I know it could be called rude if you are at a physical party/bar/etc and someone you already know shows up excusing yourself is understandable.
So I see that as acceptable, but basically wandering off without saying a word is just simply rude.
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@ Janine: Maybe she didn't know, she is gone into room to fuck, yes. But she talked to me and went to room with another one. Even if you are new you have the right to read who is inviting you ;) If you notice you answered the wrong one, you can tell this in the room, leave and talk to your chat partner again.
@ Billy: You are right. Ignore is a good idea for that. First I give them a 2nd chance (reason above).
@ Tight: Agree. Sometimes it appened to me. Cold invite or just a "hi" followed by "do you wanna fuck me?" If I say, I wanna talk before, they answer: Ok, let's talk. ... break.... Then you just get short answers to your questions. You feel, they don't wanna talk (or aren't able to ;) )
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Janine, of course this happens. Even if I am chatting with someone, I always have the time to give a short answer. No matter, if I am talking to a friend and get a "hello" from a stranger or vice versa.
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a lot of times i think the people who use one word answers aren't good with the english language
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@ bobbler I give that sentiment to those I clearly can see who are foreign, but too many times they are from the US, I just can only think that the motive here is simply sex or undeveloped personal skills.
For me at the moment restarting like a noob I can see some of the difficulties of approaching someone blindly. A single word response hardly leaves little to continue with, Even if someone approaches with a Hi. I at least try to offer a bit more of a lead for them to follow with give them a chance to demonstrate why they I should have an interest. Part of it is that some do not fully understand the mechanics of developing some personal connection with new people. Others this whole thing is just impersonal, and likely as Janine mentioned those probably result in an unsatisfying experience in a room.
Don't like multi-chatting myself, since having been on the other side, it is annoying to wait for a response, or get a single word response, terrible annoying to wait and get nothing but a "mmhmm". Best to excuse self and ask if you can contact them in a bit when not so busy.
the last one to tickle m funnybone went something like this
Girl: Hi
Me: Hi, how are you doing this evening?
several minutes later
Girl: Hi
Me: Hi again, did you get distracted?
several minutes later
Girl: Hi
Me: Think we established that, anything more to add?
Girl: Hi Bear
Me; Lol, up to 2 words, want to try now for 3?
Girl: Want to room? ::)
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Hahaha lol... what was up with that girl?
Sorry... starting to get abit tipsy, too much wine I think. :P
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I always answer a message, even if it is just a hi. I am always interested in meeting new people. But they have to be able to tell me something new or at least hold a conversation. It's sometimes difficult to choose between different partners, as Bear I have difficulty chatting with more than 2 partners at the same time (must be a guy thing) but general politeness tells me to at least someone know I am busy....
(yes, am tipsy/drunk from christmas eve... hadf a great time, hoping to unwrap some more presents tomorrow... ;) )
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@ Bear: Lol, I don't know if I really can say your girl is glibly, but she can count until 3. I also believe she was a "hopper", jumping around for a fuck. She might not even notice she is talking to you again and again.
Same feeling I get if German girls are chatting to me in English (in my description you can see where I'm from). And for english talking girls, asking me "from which country do you come from?".
Tight, aren't you the one who is begging for multiple chat? ;)
One advantage of those "talks" is, you know what you will get in room. I like conversation in room, telling what I'm acting like, to make it as real as possible. Of course I like that my partner is doing the same. If there is nothing than just "hi" or "wanna fuck" before, you can't expect a talkactive one in the room.
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fuck me nowfuck me nowfuck me nowfuck me nowfuck me nowfuck me nowfuck me nowfuck me nowfuck me nowfuck me nowfuck me now
a girl just sent that to me 6 times right in a row!!!
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She shouldn't be so blunt about what she wants. She could atleast try to get you hot before begging for it. ::) :P
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Uhm, she sent the same messages to me too. She should have maxed out the space a single message gives her...lol
@Lover: Yes, I have been asking for multiple chat. Mostly because it offers great reading... Especially the one-liners are of a very hgh intellectual level... :D :D
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thank god for the return of copy paste ::)
That would have been enough to qualify for an ignore.
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Who ever said spammers were non-premium?
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nah...that didn't bother me...not at all. she sent it all at once & didn't bother me any more. i have a high tolerance for spammers or rude comments & don't put people on ignore all that easily. some of you people have really quick triggers...
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Spamming would bother me if it was a repeated comment,..otherwise I rarely ignore..most ladies are receptive to the gentle "Maybe later at the moment I am busy"
Though I had one looking for a Dom,...repeated invited me pestered about serving even after explaining I was busy. Finally had to tell her that as a good sub they would follow instructions...and punishment would be given when we did room for such insolence...that seemed to quiet her down
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It's a sad truth that a great many subs expect the Dom to make them do what they want the Dom to make them do rather then what the Dom wants them to do.
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I never get picked up...... so even a "bad" pick up line would sound good to me......
* sad puppy dog eyes *
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Harley I'll start sending them your way...no need to extend thanks ;D
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You sure about that Harley... I just got "would u like to use me" from a girl and "u need to be used 2nite" from a guy when I tried the new outfits.
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Got a quite funny one earlier from a girl "I want your slutty cock". :D
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did you give it to her? ;)
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No, I went to the supermarket.
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:D :D :D
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Wonder what's on her shopping list... ::)
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Just food and I had to get some ice cream.
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no sex toys? ;)
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Pffh yeah, I think I've got enough of those for now. :P
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really? soooo what do you have? ::)
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Hmm just a few buttplugs, vibrators and dildos... so I think I've got quite alot, though some S&M stuff would be fun. :P
Don't like it when vibrators stop working, guess I should buy a more expensive one with more quality. *pout*
Oh, I have a douche and a shower douche aswell but they're not really sextoys.
Btw there is a really nice and helpfull lady working in the sexshop over here. I Guess she gets happy when there's someone who's not very embarassed about asking questions while shopping there. :P
What do you have Sinnnn? ::)
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lol, I have a several bullets, double headed dildo(easier to to myself with, holding the other end), plug, nipple clamps, broke some that I totally have to replace. ;)
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Hmm should get myself some good vibrating nipple clamps.
I've got a quite long dildo for when I want a good hold but using a double ended one is quite clever. :P
Maybe I should get something vibrating for my dick too, like a ring.
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I've found the vibrating clamps a little overrated. Since they are made of metal you can just touch a vib to them and it will conduct it well enough. Without shelling out a lot more cash, and without an inordinate amount of weight from the vibrator itself.
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Hmmmm...course of discussion worth it's own thread. I like knowing what toys the partners have ;D
Better yet,...the little tips that you ladies share on the use. ;)
imagine extra batteries on that shopping list. ::)
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Bear, I've got rechargeable batteries. :P
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I keep loosing mines. The worst thing is when they die and your close to cumming, fumbling round for replacements suck. :P
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Hello all love to read the banter between the regulars here is better than reading some of the profiles in AChat. As for the worst pick up line i've recieved that would easily be "give" that was it no hello or anything just "give" wonder what the hell goes through some peoples minds.
As for my best well it was just me looking at a profile and noticing the avatar stuck in the corner so i asked her why she was hiding. Found out that non-prem users cannot change their clothing even though they have already bought it and she didn't feel like flashing at everybody things kinda went from there. :D
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:D worst pick up line happened this past summer , A guy says to me wow who we have here shania twains twin sister ! lol must of been the cowboy hat hehehee
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Girl: Hi
Me: Hi (name), good morning
Girl: Are you good in girl making cum?
LOL
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Him: Hi, wanna fuck my pussy for free?
Me: uhm, you're a guy
Him: so? It's free today
Me: read my profile, I am hetero, not into men
Him: so? So am I
wtf??? :o
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@Tight: ...lol, that was quite strange.
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*Looks at Tight's post, takes a breath to speak, pauses, let's it out. Takes another.*
Unless it was some sort of inflatable, molded silicone type offering he was making I think someone needs to explain to this guy what a pussy is.
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Hmm yeah but some tend to refer to it as their "ass pussy", "boy pussy" or the likes. The difference is of course very big but some likes to make these word plays. Same goes with the references I've heard about my dick... "cockette" was somewhat funny. I think its a way to put things in a more feminine context, personally I tend to refer to my thing as "dick" or "penis" rather than cock as a cock seems like something far more manly.
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Yup, what Adera says.
I have a friend that refers to his ass as boi pussy. First time he said that to me, I laughed MY "girl" pussy off. Somethings you just have to smile, shrug you shoulders and just go with it.
@Tight
Not saying you should "GO" with it. Cover your hands over your ass and ruunnn. lol
But maybe he is a hooker and you do have male hookers that do guys for the money but are really into chics. Hell you have hetero pornstars that do gay porn cause they pay more. I think he was offering you a free taste, hoped you might get hooked, and pay next time. Or maybe he got hooked himself, needed a fix and since it was for him to get off, hense free? lol
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Yeah, I kinda figured it was something like that, BUT the fact that he didn't distinguish just had me shaking my head.
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Sinnnn
...Cover your hands over your ass and ruunnn
Lol, yeah. In Germany we say, run away, but hold your ass close to the wall :D
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I receive a "suck for 10" recently ::)
have just reply "to cheap for me" ;D
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rotfl ;D ;D ;D
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hahahaha, thos corny lines. The very worst is where a guy says nothing at all, walks into your room naked and immediately clicks on the doggie pose - such losers
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A guy tells me he started sex w his stepmom at the age of 12 >Hello Gross < Hey Dude thats not even an open liner
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@Sunny: I've heard that line too, must be the same guy.
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@ Adera ........ yep that just confirms there`s some sick puppies out there !
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Worst one I ever got was a guy just came right out and asked if I wanted to watch him stick a spoon in his butt on cam.
IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE
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Sometimes I wonder if those TRULY shocking ones are people who's kink is shame. They WANT you to freak out on them.
I still remember in a BDSM chat room a submissive had either gave out personal information, or hadn't bothered to set up a safe call or something or another and a Domme went all Momma Bear tearing into him about how he needed to be more careful. Now where she was on a roll the others in the room the rest of the room realized his typing had slowed as if he was typing his "Yes Ma'am "s one handed. ;)
So I think for some they are out to humiliate themselves. The problem is that even just ignoring them still presses that mental button for them and they get pleasure. The problem is that they are taking it in my book, and that's not cool.
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Hmm I didn't think about that one Janine but after you've pointed it out it makes a lot of sense. Really hard to identify that kind at first hand so your probably going to freak out on them or well do something that will give them pleasure even if that's not your intention. :-\
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It's actually why I try to respond as little as possible. Even the first post won't get an ignore in hopes they think I'm afk or something.
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I do believe, these idiots don't have many different "openers". So perhaps one idea - prepare with some answers. When I read your post Christina, first I though "A spoon? Don't you have a pan?" The more silly pick up lines you get, the more you can prepare. And this thread also can be very well used for this ;)
Most will be silent if they get shocked back - that's not the typical reaction they get and not at all the one they want/need.
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Worst one I ever got was a guy just came right out and asked if I wanted to watch him stick a spoon in his butt on cam.
IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE
Tea spoon or soup spoon ? ;D
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Girl: Do you wanna se naked pics from em? (I post it literally)
Me: I don't know (think I confused her, lol)
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wonder who em was?
wonder if they knew naked pictures of them floating about ::)
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fucking cold invites from guys, I said I was bi to stop pissing the shemales off
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@urban I didnt want to find out. IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE
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One guy does`nt say hi ! He just keeps coming at me with >You want to fuck my big black cock ! Ah so classy >NOT< I just know I`m going to get into trouble here ! I want to soooooo much ask him if he`s double jointed > he`ll say no why ? > I`LL say ....... ah TO BAD then you can`t suck your self off ! buddy ! ........ I know I`m bad ! Man I got in trouble w that line before !
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my thumbs double jointed... cant suck my own cock though
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I've seen a shemale do that to herself, I had to try it after that. I figured I would be able to do it since I'm limber but I couldn't. Well she had a longer cock than me so she cheated. *pout*
@Christina: A spoon... ewwwww.
I was just online chatting with Christina and a guy starts chatting to me writing all the nasty stuff he could think of at the moment. "Like incest?", "Want to be my stepsister", "come and fuck my tight ass", "I cum a lot" and even more stuff. I don't care about people approaching me like that and incest is not in my book.
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i get that from almost every girl on there who dares lift a finger to initiate conversations. "wanna fuck me?" "im so wet" "blah blah blah something about how I like to lick assholes or swallow cum or something"
yeah im pretty flexible too, would have to go back into taekwondo or something similar to get my splits back though
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A very quick path to my ignore list is to start wanting "family time" on Achat. YUCK!
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monday night is family game night
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OK now I remeber : one guy 1 yr ago up until 2 months ago ! He would call me the worst names and demand me to go into the room w him . Me as hard headed as I am , was calm ,polite just told him I` m talking to my friends , he still went on ! WELL SORRY TO SAY ! They next time he invited me I accepted , ah I BITCH SLAPPED HIM >Moral > be nice > will be nasty when mutual ! p.s he said hi a month ago !
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Ahaha there are some really stupid people out there, a girl came onto me asking for how long I wanted to play with her offering prices for different amount of time. I can't help but dislike that delusional girl now, why in the world would I pay for sex with her when it is probably boring as shit too. I'm saving my A$ for clothes and poses. If she wants better success she should try to pick up people having Sex Maniac in their profile rather than Talkative.
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@ Adera ........ I`m down with that !
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Hey Adera,
5min-100A$
30-500A$
A kiss and a smile, priceless :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
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I think Adera hit on one of the secret problems of prostitutes. There IS no quality control. There is no guarantee you'll get your monies worth.
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if they come to me I lead them on for 10 minutes and block them
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Looking for a sponsor is an interesting one hit on me tonight.
"I am sad...My subscription has expired. Will you add me as a lover and take care of me?"
She had like 30 lovers already most of them female....would have figured the girls would have kicked in if they were going to miss her.
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Lol Sinnnn, for that kind of money your tongue has to be damn good. ;D
@Janine: Her english was initially a bit bad and she didn't say anything in response when I started bitching to her. I think that told me enough about her quality, but I wasn't even interested to begin with.
@Bear: That sounds like someone looking for her sugar daddy.
Whores irl might have circumstances that are really sad and makes them have to do what they do. Whores at Achat... they just seem like whores and nothing else to me.
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When im browsing the list I block anyone asking for A$ in the description, that way theyre marked so I dont talk to them and they dont approach me at some point
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@Adera
It is. It is. (LOL) you will most def get your imaginary money worth.
@Bear
she sounds like a lost puppy. Your nice, I would have said sure, but you have to do a few things first. Say this on your comment, change your sexually prefernce, this and that. Then I would say never mind. Yes I know, cruel, but I never said I was nice.
Sugar Daddies, please. Sugar Dick sounds better.
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Hey Adera,
5min-100A$
30-500A$
A kiss and a smile, priceless :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
5min you have only enought time to shake hand and say hello :-\
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Yeah you know Sinnnn is high class and expensive and for some a handshake is enough... lol. :P
Though I'm not entirely sure about that tongue, but according to Janine its seems like it can have girls squirming. ;D
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Hahahaha ! 1 guy says I well be knelling for him some day and he looks forward to the collars ! LOL ! That I`ll break down ,hahaha plz ! I have no one on my ignore list , I just counter react ! And they just leave me alone ! Did take a while w 1 married guy like hate relation ship ! Then he introduce me too his real wife , that doesn`t do ceurtain things > he wanted me too show her and tell her what I was doing ! FREAKCO ! wow me doing sex 101 lessons hehehe !
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Sunny, when are the practical lessons? I hope I get that guy from class B as my lab partner. :P
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@ ADERA LOL hey I`m going for the lab teacher in the tight jeans ! hehehee psst and adera thanks w , talking w me ! your a very nice person :D sunny
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Thanks Sunny, it was just fun talking to you. :D
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does anyone need me to show them how to get g-spot orgasms while were on the subject?
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Here's a line I seem to be getting more and more of. "Baby I not good english speak. You fuck want me.?"
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@ Sinnnn LOL Sugar dick ;D + Sweet meat = sweet tooth anyone ! p.s I must be crazy ! i did check out sugar daddy .com hehehe.........................Now that`s a meat market ! not for me !
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hmm,...might send them there next time I get that type of a request...
She wasn't looking for a sugar daddy,...only a sucker
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lol, so 'sucker daddy' from now on? ;D
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@christinnak :
(http://www.kitchenfactory.fr/fr/images_db/louche_rosle..jpg)
I'm already outside :-*
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Well Urban, I have to say. I'll watch you try and get that one in your butt. Hope you have lots of lube. Ill bring the popcorn. :o
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@ Christinak lol Hold back the butter ! > lol cause @ Urban is going too need it ! ;D hahahaha
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Do you want to fuck for $150.00 >:( ok I lost it !!!! I told him to stick his money up his ASS !!!!!!!
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He can use Urban's lube if it is too tight...lol
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Cold Invites hmm I decline > then they say why not >or whats wrong w me ! Dudes go back playing pack man !
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Girl: "Do you want my pussy for 500?"
I: "No, better you keep it"
Unfortunately I could not go on with this talk, she didn't answer anymore ;)
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Shaking my head ! ??? Guys that come out w Want to see my real hard cock , then they give their email ! YUCK !
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Yeah some really want to show it off it seems, I've got a few offers like that.
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I am waiting for someone to put their collection out in an album. Make a coffee table book out of it.
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We're "just" collecting them. Maybe we should create a listing and then vote for the best (worst?) 5? Think about a vote each month and then celebrate the "best of the year" :D
If you agree, I'll think about doing it!
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I lie about my age. Not because I'm ashamed, I'm a proud and wild 41 years. I suspect 50 might be the year I feel old. ... I digress.
When I used my real age, I was accosted by:
- I love mature pussy!
- Are you married? Do you have kids? (I asked why this mattered?) "...because I love MILF's"
It got worse from there, so I changed my age. I don't mind being used to just get off, honestly! However, that said, I'd rather be greeted by a simple "Hello" any day of the week!
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@ welcome Zinah to the forum just tell them this > I . D . Y D < MEANS I`ll do your daddy !! hehehe ! ;D You can call me Sunny! Just have fun !
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I lie about my age. Not because I'm ashamed, I'm a proud and wild 41 years. I suspect 50 might be the year I feel old. ... I digress.
When I used my real age, I was accosted by:
- I love mature pussy!
- Are you married? Do you have kids? (I asked why this mattered?) "...because I love MILF's"
It got worse from there, so I changed my age. I don't mind being used to just get off, honestly! However, that said, I'd rather be greeted by a simple "Hello" any day of the week!
41 it's nice !!!!! ;D
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Welcome Zinah... the funniest thing is just looking at the size of this thread shows there's always something they'll pick that just leaves you cringing.
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@ Lover: I'll give you a hand if you need one. I love the idea... And then give them a price (think we talked about this before)
@ Zinah welcome to the forum. It's sometimes incredible to see and read how people will get out of their way to write down something down right nasty... Fortunately there are a lot of, very, nice people here too, that do treat you with respect and dignity.. Hope you will foremostly come across those people..
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@Tight ok what scam you guys coming up with ? ;D LOL
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50? :o...physical age is irrelevant. I know 25 year olds who act decrepit of spirit...it's the spirit within, how you feel about yourself which defines sensuality and sexuality. I have been shut down when I revealed my age. Lied of my age at first,(which a lot of men do...), put my real age down (56), received to get hits from those seeking dirty old man play. Sorry it's not my bag.... now 99,...if nothing else it gives woman approaching a chance to say something other than "hello..how are you"
Those are harsh words worthy of only an ignore button.
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Age has nothing to do with sexuality and sensuality, although experience does count. I have met 18 year olds and 50 year olds who differed almost nothing when it came to horniness and imagination. as Bear stated: it's in your mind, not your date of birth. Especially in a game like this, where all avatars have the same age, concerning appearance.. It's a matter of the mind how everyone deals with this..
@ Sunny: no big secret, talking about rating the worst pick up lines as a kind of: "So you think you have the worst pick-up line" and let the forum members decide which one will win...
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@ Bear: You are not really 99? LIAR!
Hello Zinah :-*
Good luck, this forum is hidden though no one will know about your little secret ;)
In general: You are as old as you're feeling. Simple but true. Age is irrelevant if you accept yourself. But I understand. I had the same experiences. I'm 40 and some girls asked "Could you be my daddy" or something like that. Sure I could if they are 20 - but not for a sex game.
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@Tight: It would be fun with a poll for that.
@Zinah: Welcome to the forum. Too bad about those comments you get, I guess most of those comes from quite immature people. The sad thing is that we all get comments which are not very pleasing.
I don't care much about the age, I think getting to know the person is far more important. Though I have to admit I generally don't like those below 20, they can often be immature. Those who are quite a bit older than me are often really good in a room though, I guess that is experience. :P
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The question is about the award. The "winner" has to accept the worst pick up line?
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"Congratulations! You're awful! Horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, and now everyone knows it!" ;D :) :D
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I lean towards older MEN ! ;) I feel more comfortable around them ! Their more sure of themselfs ,and who they are ! No guessing what`s on their mind ! hahaha like the old saying practice makes perfect ! And they`ve had alot of practice by then ! ;) ok but some advice make sure , they are really divored ! Because you don`t want to find out , he`s not by his son ,that`s the same age as you ! Damn he was a good looking guy !
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@ Janine: Horrible, isn't that what you like?
Sunny, seems you're not just talking bout AChat experiences...
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Award for the worst pick up line: We spam this person with stupid pick up lines - ok, that's not very friendly, I know.
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Maybe we should ask the a-team for a special background, that can't be changed for a week...lol
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::) LOL he says > I want to feel what`s inside that outfit ! and 1 from Dom >invite me right fucking now , and suck me off ! ah what a romantic guy !
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LMAO,..good suggestion Tight
I had an age bias against the younger women at first,..but after some wonderful experiences threw them out. It's one reason I emphasize the need for chat prior to rooming. If they can't get it done in the lobby they certainly are doubtful when rooming. The Av's are and should be a neutralizer to that,..let the fantasy control.
And I really do hate that "be my daddy line..."
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Well had 1 guy that wanted me to be his daughter ! freaky deaky ! :o
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@Sunny,ewwwwww gross! IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE
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Oh let's throw that blood in the water...
Sigmund Freud held that one's first image of those opposite sex was based on their respectively gendered parent. Hence the women who like men who remind them of their father that you always hear about.
Going even further to say a distinct attraction to an older person of that respective gender has NO Mommy/Daddy relation?
Personally I'm fairly ambivalent, but with all the unanimous "icks" I decided to mix it up a bit. ;D
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OMG > That does`nt put me in a werid catagory , because I like perfer older men ! :o
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Only if u refer to them as "daddy" ::)
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"Weird?" It's actually fairly common.
The question would be if they arose similar feelings of protection, wisdom, or guidance, or other "fatherly" type roles/traits.
But again, it's REALLY common.
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Works the other way around as well... Men going through their second adolesnecy (aka midlife crisis), looking for someone young with whom they can refind their youth, leave their experience behind and go through new experiences with a fresh/different view..
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That's true. I was just getting more into the Freudian parent image concepts.
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All right, but can you say that about all women who are attracted to older men? Or men who are attracted to older women. Just look at the current cougar craze, that practically SCREAMS Freudian mommy issues.
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I think the difference is if you only are attracted by older/younger persons or if it's the mind or attitude you like. Then it's not really a question of age, though in general it's true: Older people are more consolidated than younger ones.
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Derails back to the worst pick up lines ever.
laziest so far: I wnt 2 xxx with u
::) OMG stab my eyes out, PLEASE! Seriously? That's the BEST you can do?
This mornings, rudest:
Him: hi
him: i love cumming :)
me: 18 is a bit young for me, dear.
Him: u care about age?
Me: Yes
Him: alright. ur loss.
Him: women who squirt for me i automatically gift em. 3000 A$
Me: And now you've offended me. I"m not your whore. Do not send me any more messages. Good bye.
him: fine bitch
And there, is why sometimes *age matters* ~sigh~
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He tried his best, he really is talkactive, lol.
This is the best evidence: Good to have ignore-button
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When they start paying that much it is a sad sign of desperation.
18?...the kid is maxing out his mothers credit card for scrip at A$3000 a pop.
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@Zinah: Its really sad that they get so rude when your trying to be reasonable with them, only thing one can do is don't care... and post their failures here. :P
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::) If they would just > READ < why , their so miserably bombing out ! and the some are just plain assholes ! LOL ;D
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"Your loss." Or in this case UR ALWAYS screams pathetic to me. I have never heard that said without the person sounding like a looser.
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I got "please impregnate me bb" from a girl earlier, I've gotten similar lines from guys too.
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@ Adera OMG ! I know it`s not nice to say but I`m going to anyway > Impregnate < For I fear these people that use that line , are really going to Impregnate some one for real some day !
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The word impregnate sends warnings about what they are after, I keep away from those.
I've got a dick so I get lots of comments about that, not very surprising but I still don't like people getting so hung up about it. I usually just ignore them or ask them to try another shemale.
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As crude as some can be ! A least the line , I want to knock you up ! Has`nt been used yet ! I`m so bad !
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I know your hungry
I can see it in your eyes
Cause your looking at me like i'm a side of fries
I want to take your chubby ass back to my place
And squirt my baby gravy all over your face Yeaaahh!!!
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Lol Unhealer.
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hahahahaha @ Unhealer ;D
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@Unhealer:
Oh man, at least it was kinda poetic! ::) ;D
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Guy says > Fucking me will make the world a better place ! LOL The world is on my shoulders !
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That's a heavy responsibility, I think it would be hard to get of with that weight on you shoulders during sex. ::)
He might think his release will make him do really great things too of course... but I find that unlikely.
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Apparently sunny u are the cause of global warming,...perhaps you need to cool these guys down a bit.
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Ok creating Topless Tuesday s doesnt help ! lol ;D But in my defense , pajamma day , does`nt work for me ! I dont wear pajamma`s hahhaha ! No worry`s I can handle the heat !
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im not spose to wear a top on tuesdaY? damn
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@ Tight leave the pants on ! lol , Can`t stand , looking up who talking to me , just to see a giant dick in my face ! NASTY ! :o
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Been there Sunny, I've had long winded rants on the subject. The "Hi, this is my junk, and my name is..." The men do it, the women do it, and it makes the standard practice of looking up who's talking to you REALLY annoying.
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i know you want to see my junk though
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and what about this ,
"If you're left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right was Christmas, would you mind if I visited you between the holidays?"
maybe this works,
"I may be no Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock!", tsss , i wonder why these doesn't works
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@ alstott :D lol too funny !
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@ islandsun maybe you like this one too
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper. pfffffff
another one:
If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
maybe i have to verify my pick up lines , cause they wont work ,hahah
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hehehehe ! A guy says > so you like cock ! So CLASSY ! My dark side almost came out , I came close to saying > Take right hand w pointer finger and thumb , make a hole , left take pointer finger, and shove it , in and out of your hole ! lol ;D hehehe little devil sitting on mt shoulder today ! :D @ alstott call me Sunny
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@ islandsun lol :D that's not a bad one too
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I think its a bit strange that people from for example Spain tries to contact me in Spanish first thing they try. I would try English first if its not someone from my own country. Sometimes I can understand it though... like when their follow up lines are "fuck" "yes?".
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Hmmm i don't know what you mean :D
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Guy says > I have alot of cummmmmmmmmmmmmmm just for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( does the line 3 or for times in a row
GRRRRRRRRRRRR >:(
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@Sunny maybe he has a lot of, collecting it for Years :D :D :D hahaha
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why does santa have such a big sack?
because he only cums once a year
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Is it possible Santa wanna visit Sunny? :D :D
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hahhaa ! I DO DIG OLDER GUYS ! :-* Damn great lovers , an can`t believe their good luck ! they show it and say it !
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In Sweden when Santa comes to give out the presents on the evening of the 24:th (yeah that's how it works over here) his catchphrase is "Are there any nice kids here?", I'd love to say "No, but there is a naughty girl" in return to that. :P
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Wow :P I think i have the wrong Job :D
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@ Adera ;D naughty , just a little wild side ! That my friend is a good thing in life ! ;D :D ;)
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@Adera keep dreaming and believe in it maybe someday Santa knocks on your door and punish you , in a good way ;)
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OMG a Girl says> let me ride your face ,wanna cum in your mouth so abnormal that you nearly drowning, swallow it and i hope you will throw up to make me totally satisfied, are you in it?< :o Wow ,i wanna see it, but not on me :D :D
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@ Sunny when did i take my pants off? Am a bit shy and usually don't do that in public...
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Damned Tight dont be shy, do it let the world see it :D :D haha
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You know you probably had a good time if you can't remember when you took your pants off.
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LOL I do seem to recall a 1 time , waking up w out my panties ! hahaha! ;D W guy sleeping on my arm ! Ugly coyote time ! you want to chew your arm off ! to get out of there , before he wakes up ! :o :o :o
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Haha and what the guy thinks as he waked up a lonely bloody arm next to him> omg did i eat her? :D :D
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I don't feel shame (not the same as shyness) in showing my family jewels. Just worried that the guys might crawl away crying and loose their libido HAHAHA
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Not just the guys. ;D
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I´m tryin some pick up lines , but i wonder why they wont work ;) for example-Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
or this one-Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.
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@alstott You might want to try those lines in a bikerbar... although, if they work, you'll probably be crawling out... ;D
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Should I? :D :D and this does it work?-Thanks for the blow job last night. (What blow job? I didn't give you one.) You didn't? You owe me one.
maybe this-I have the entire dictionary written on my dick. Want me to put some words in your mouth?? :D :D
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@ Alstott I think you want to win the competition "Worst pick-up line ever" lol
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Seems to be trying... :D
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Sometimes i`m full of mischief :D :D but ,please don`t take everything too seriously , i`m just a funny guy, mostly ;D ;D
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Remembering an old joke:
A guy says "On my dick is written Lisa. It's the name of my girl." Another guy says "On my dick is written Wendy."
"Is it the name of your girl?"
"No, when it's extended you can read: Welcome to New York and have a nice day"
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I`ve decided to bring on two pick up lines every day ;D ;D here`s the next ones
What's your favorite sound? My favorite sound is my balls slapping your ass. You can hear it? :D :D :Dhaha
Hey baby! Wanna play superheroes? I'll be Superman and fuck you faster than a speeding bullet.
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If you want to try those lines "in the wild" you better be Superman or you might want to call an ambulance in advance... :D :P
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:) guy > Even we never been to gether , I love you ! < :o he`s been saying that alot !
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Bad Guys ;D ;D ;D@Ardeur you cant catch a speeding bullet :D :D
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If you catch a speeding bullet most of the times you just were in the way already, besides, you need a little time to aim or you might bump something crucial on a sudden obstacle. :P
*sees alstott speeding away and bouncing off an amsterdammertje with bulging eyes and a face that's turning whiter as time passes*
(for those that aren't familiar with Amsterdan or the Netherlands in general: an amsterdammertje is a pole made out of stone, concrete or sometimes even cast iron that comes up to about 1 meter(~3 feet) and is generally used to mark off pedestrian areas or in very busy or less law abiding areas to keep cars off the sidewalks)
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@alstott ;D IS A BIG HAM ! ;D you egg it on ! LOL
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Sunny , this is what you doing with guys? throwing eggs on it? shame on you bad girl :D :D :D lol @Ardeur oh you have superpowers too,let`s create a federation :D :D :D
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Let me take you home..We can play house...I"ll pretend your the door and slam you :P ( a friend told me that one ::))
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I'd love you like a snowstorm: I'd give you 8 to 10 inches and you wouldn't be able to leave the house for 3 days. ;D ;D
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@ Alstott You know too many of them. I bet you use them all the time ;D ;D ::) ::)
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:D :D :D lol what you think how many slaps i can take? :D :D
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@ Sweet cheeks hahahaha ! slapping it wont make it go down ! hehehehe ! sorry devil coming out to day ! :D :D :D Guy . >Can i have sumpitty pusyy lol plz (so sad )
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:D :D lol men always try to make you girls happy :D :D hahaha
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you gotta work for pity pussy gdamn. you have to be all "no girls on here like guys ??? ???"
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:D too funny ! Guy says > do you know where the exit for disney world is ? Me > up 3 blocks turn a right ! hehehe !
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and you wouldnt let me ride the roller coaster
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I can imagine in a whiny voice >>>> plz plz plz plz ::)
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PLZ OMG UR THE BESTEST!
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Married guy >Baby what happened we were so good together ! ::)
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seth > WHY WONT YOU LET ME RIDE THE ROLLER COASTER :'(
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because too many people stand in line :D :D :D because Sunny is too hot *twinkle*
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hail satan
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The roller coaster requires a certain height ;D 8) ;)
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this jusy happened:
her: Why are you not shemal bitch
her: asshole
her: motherfucker
her: ..I.
me: excuse me?
her: why are you not shemale?
me: I was born as man
her: why
silence...
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Married guy that wants me to show his wife oral sex > He`s was begging me to put him on my ignore list ! < :o me < is that creepy ?
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You should come thank me ror allowing you to taste my white dick....Come bitch..Now (and thats not the worst of it)
I won't tell you my reply, because I think Achat really would have to bleep me... :P
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@ sinnnn aw come on let it rip ! ;D Bleeping on achat lol ;D
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lol, honestly the only non cussing word I used was YOU, and AND..everything else was ^%&^$%#@$@^&*(()*()*()&*$#@!! ;D
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:D :D haha @sinnnn you ever hear something from this guy again?
a girl says >you wanna me suckin you off you lil men whore ?you better pray im not gettin your evil dick, i`ll rip of this cursed monster and now what< i said only one word-Exorcist :D :D
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Good thing Tight and Ardeur are here, I got a really stupid guy from Holland after me a lil while ago. He asked me for a MSF 3some but I said I was busy and that I'd rather be fucked right now, then he asked the same thing again and being civil I asked if he hadn't read my last reply. I got a "Yes hun" to that and the an invite... wtf... he didn't read shit of what I sent him.
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@ Adera :-[
Unfortunately stupid guys are everywhere...
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Yeah they are but its good to be reminded that someone else from the same city can be very nice at times. :)
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lol, I do hope you mean Holland is a country... Too many think it is the capitol of belgium or switserland already...lol
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Of course I know that, the guy was from Amsterdam btw. There are people out there that thinks Oslo is the capital of Sweden. ::)
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:) Glad some of us are keeping the rep of Holland high. I have a high opinion of Swedes, as I know a few that are intelligent and very nice...
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Holland , home of the dutch ;) That`s where my giant lives , Belguim is a country of it`s own , my grampa came from there ! ;D
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@ Sunny: you know your geography!
Actually it is the Netherlands. Holland a 'slang'-name, meaning hollow land. Since a big part of the Netherlands is beneath sealevel..
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Usually there's only one thing I'm trying to keep up here and it doesn't have anything to do with reputations... ;D ;D ;D
But overall at the end of a 'session' I get nothing but compliments, so I guess in a way I am...
And calling the Netherlands Holland is almost like calling the good old US of A Florida, almost...
*warps to some historical facts, leave now if you don't want to learn* :P
During the development of the Netherlands, which started out as a republic btw, we had provinces, at that time still states and city-states. Two of those were called Noord(North)-Holland and Zuid(South)-Holland. These were areas at the coast with higher economical strength then the "backwater"-states. Europe at that time was quite unstable with wars and religious unrest, so these small states formed a pact against the greater powers like France and Spain and in that pact both Hollands were most powerful, which is likely the cause, besides being easier and shorter, that our little frog-country(silly translation of a dutch traditional nickname for our country) became known as Holland worldwide.
*leaves lecture-mode and soapbox*
It wouldn't surprise me if most people would think of Holland and the Netherlands as two separate countries.
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This republic being a base for the american model of the republic. Representatives of the US came to Holland to study dutch republic, as it united states and city-states that were worlds apart from eachother, similar to us conditions at those times. Freedom of speech and religion most important pillars of society.
Under Spanish oppresion (correct me if I am wrong, Ardeur) a king was sought to unite the republic and other parts of the Netherlands. This being the founding father of the dutch royal family.
Better stop now before I am chased away...lol
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Kinda interesting with all those provinces in your small country. I remember when I was young and noticed the connection between Holland and the Netherlands... I was a bit annoyed because there where apparently two names. :P
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Very interesting tidbit,...especially for one like me whose roots on one side of the paternal family line trace back to the Dutch traders who settled on the eastern seaboard of the US prior to independence. I think I understand your point Ardeur, but Napoleon did create a Nation of "Holland" with his puppet king of a brother naming it such after the largest providence. The republic of the Netherlands was formed not long afterwards with the return of one of the Williams...first ,...fourth, a bloodline of the "Orange", I can't remember specifically which, who had been in exile in England.
(I was a history buff,...still am to some point,...the Napoleonic campaigns a fascinating period)
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hamsterdamn
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@Unhealer ;D Thats the party place ! :D ;D
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Reminds me of the movie 'Amsterdamned', it's a dutch classic, just like 'De Lift' and more recently 'Sint'. I suspect that those not familiar with the dutch language will have to find subtitles if you want to be able to follow it fully.
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I remember me of those two , of course they have other titles in our country, one was produced at the early 80`s and the other at the end of the 80`s as far as i can remember and both are movies from dick maas am i right?
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John B. Good is my giant freind in Holland ! at 6ft6 , I asked him If it was the land of giants ! lol He looked up my family in Belguim ! Sweet freindly giant , known him for 1 1/2 now !
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All 3 of them are directed by Dick Maas, he's just about the only one here that makes good movies in a hollywood-like style. Sint was in the theaters end 2010.
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Actually, the Netherlands is still the country with the tallest (average) people in the world... With 6 feet, I am average in height, looking girls in the eyes at the same level regularly (and I like my girl to be petite...), often having to look up ;). 6''6 is not that exteme for dutch men.. ;)
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6 ft 6 not extreme ! The land of giants ! The tallest Ive being out with , the guy was`nt quite 6 ft 9 !!!! Drool ! ;D
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Don't ever visit Sunny, you may never want to leave again...lol
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Hahahha ! that`s what my friend said ! lol :D But I`d feel like I`ve died and gone to heavon ! ;D He offered to be my tour guide ! ;)
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Darn, that job opening taken already... ;)
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Ok, thought I'd share this one with you...
her: cold invite
me: I do speak english and I do have a vocabulary, too bad you're not interested
her: cold invite
me: (started writing a follow up message, saying: a 3rd cold will get you ignored)
her: I am interested; 3rd col d invite
me: a 3rd cold will get you ignored
ignore...
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Guy > Does matter I`m dying ! Me > Oh I`m sorry ! :-\
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Heh, if the guy was dieing, he'd be better off paying a pretty girl to stop by and ease him into the here-after with some 1-on-1 action instead of tiring himself out behind a computer... ;) ;D
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REALLY ! Was same married guy ! Opps that , went over board w me ! Had too cancell him was getting creepy !
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Guy > You look like a bad ass ! :D Guy > Hey Baby want to chat in my room , I just cleaned it >Me - A+ on cleanliness > Guy - does that mean a yes !
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" hello sexy angel!"
" wanna fly on the flight of maniac passion?"
::) :D ::) :D
He wins! He's the only one worthy of posting in the last week or so.... Wow.....
But wait, there's more!
His second attempt:
"hello wonderful girl!"
"im so hot and i wanna try a great experiece with a sexy angel like u"
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Ok enough ! This flashing green eye wicca , chin up , cast a spell on guy > @~#%^*+ DONE >:( Made him fall in love with cacti ;D >Evil Grin < :)
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I know it`s not really a pick up line but....
she>hi wanna buy pics for 300 A$
me >hi and no thx
she>hot pics see my hairy pussy
me >well thx again but i`m still not interested
she>250 A$
me >oh wait now i know who you are
me >i`ve your pics already
she>what?
me>yeah a guy send them for free
me >damn you really have a jungle down there
.....and there she was gone and put me on her ignore list <pout> :D :D
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GUY >Don`t worry I don`t have HIV ,you can come w <me > YUCK ! .........Guy says thats ok I have alot $...... there`s alot more girls then you in here ! < me > you asshole ! They see my blue star , hello ! I paid for that ! And proud of it ! With my head held high !
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5 minutes ago :
Her : A$ 1500 ok ?
Me : you make my day, you are tagged as Hommo, so try with a girl..
Her : for gift i do all
Me : no thanks ....
End
Starting to be a little bit pissed off by this kind of request :/
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I guess she was fishing for A$ to pay her membership and guess are more likely to pay her.
If she really is a lesbian I don't think you'd get much fun from it Urban so rejecting her was probably a good idea.
There are quite a lot of females and shemales who only play with men if they get paid but are free for females and shemales... I think that's just unfair.
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@Urban take it easy this will not be the last who offers you her or his services, i had those from straight guys too i should send the a$ to their dom`s its not my thing to sponser anyone which i don`t know.
@Adera how would it looks like to have sex with those who counts the seconds till they finished....ah..oh ..yes..hmm..good...you finished?..can i go?... ;D ;D this would be a pure pleasure having sex with them :D :D
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Lol alstott, that would be very awkward.
Hmm a guy just asked me where I was from, I told him I was from Sweden... as it says in my profile... and then I got the answer that he thought profiles where impersonal. I guess that's one of the reasons females who have set their orientation to homo still get lots of requests from guys.
One thing I can understand though is people not understanding what a shemale who isn't bi really is into. For me hetero sex is with guys, but that's not how everyone sees it. :P
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I'm taking a survey on cocks ... May i see? ::) ::) ::) ::)
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There's a question I have..
What's with the girls that say "hi", you respond and you never ever get a reply..?? Uhm... is it me? ::) ::) ::) ::)
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@ Tight .......... Not you their already busy , prop with other person . L ike me start w 1 friend and 3 more come on . ;)
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Kicks ground disappointed. There was only cave men who barely knew how to chat and submissive girls online just now.
@Tight: That's the people who are really easy to figure out, if they barely respond in the lobby they wont say shit in the room.
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@Adera some less then cave men ! Did I hear grunting ? :D
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well a girl said yesterday to me...you know mean people suck, nice people swallow and guess what i`m a nice one....and this happened not in a chat, no in rl .
@Sunny ....oink oink :D :D
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grunt growls ohmmmm gowahhh you sucky nowah lol
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sucky sucky five dowrah
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Guy > could you do me a favour >me what <>guy could you get on your knees and smile like a donut !
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Guy: r u any good at this?
Me: extremely bb ;)
Guy: really?
Me: no, i suck at this :)
Guy: ok, then im not interested, u suck
wht can i say? ;D
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Okay...it wasn`t me :D but do you really have to say something about that..pfff..i don`t think so.. be glad he`s gone ;) psstt..you really suck at this? :P :D
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Hhahahaha I`ll use that saying I suck ! oh wait minute that wont work ! hehehehe
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Okay...it wasn`t me :D but do you really have to say something about that..pfff..i don`t think so.. be glad he`s gone ;) psstt..you really suck at this? :P :D
i suck bigtime bb ;) :P
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@alstott: She sure does, I wonder how long you would last between her soft wet lips. ;) :P
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@Adera ::) who `s lips your talking about hehehe ! > alstott be quite ! ;D
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Oh, I was thinking of Pse's lips. :P
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Oh, I was thinking of Pse's lips. :P
:P mmmmm slurp mfhhh glbbbb slurp :P see, still no gag bb ;D
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hehehehe ! ::)
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Wondering who'd be better at it... female or shemale.. oops
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@ Tight ::) :P :P :P That depends on weather you v`e practise DEEP THROAT !
I wrote a poem in Tight`s poem place sorry its DIRTY 8========= )
My mind was pretty much in the gutter today ! : )
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Hmmm...you three pretty ladys confusin' me ::) ..lips ,gag, deep throat..okay now i`m wide awake :P
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Wondering who'd be better at it... female or shemale.. oops
well, tell u the truth.... gay men r pretty darn good at it so i think it will be a 3sum photofinish ;D
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Wondering who'd be better at it... female or shemale.. oops
well, tell u the truth.... gay men r pretty darn good at it so i think it will be a 3sum photofinish ;D
Either way, the subject would be very, very pleased... ;D
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Either way, the subject would be very, very pleased... ;D
r u volontering for the contest tightfit? as contestant or... ?
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@Tight ya ! Tight Which will it be ? hehehee ! ::)
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Hmm I was thinking that I could be an contestant but a judge would be fun as well... just don't put any fingers up my ass girls, you'll make me cum to easy then. :P
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lol, just before I go to bed.. I'll be a... oh oh, bad connection, going through a tunnel.. gotta go! ;D
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hehehe ! Sweet dreams ;D
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a Guy said this to me yesterday...hey sexy why you don`t come over and drop your pants bang me like a wild untamed breeding bull...me>well cause i`m not gay...he<but i bet i can convince you to be one...me>sorry what you say i almost fall asleep ;D ;D
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@alstott hahahaha ! HE WANTS YOU ! If you decide to experiment the other way > I have the perfect song for you > In the midnight hour , you`ll get on your knees ! You`ll take him there ! > Head lock < hahahahaa ! sorry baby Devil `s coming out ! I keep getting asked > you sure your not gay ! ::)
Guy says > 5 minutes for oral sex > lol not even a hi
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@Sunny...ha.....ha......ha.....and again....bite me :P ;D no i will not and no i`m not :D :D
p.s. you don`t like oral sex? hahahaha :P ;D
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@alstott staring upu at you > eyes flashing , left hand on hip , fore finger wagging right in your face ! > You big weasel brain < yesterday I was talking deep throat , and today your saying I dont like oral sex ! lol ;D I think its only a ASSHOLE that asks to borrow your mouth for 5 minutes FOR ORAL SEX ! stop pushing buttons or I`ll be forced to use the death grip on you ! heheheh !
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@ Alstott Careful my friend, you need more than leather gloves to handle this little mountain lion...
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@Tight hehe i know but we only teasing each other don´t worry about that ;) @Sunny maybe this guy only knows some words in english or he`s just a jerk
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::)
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@alstott staring upu at you > eyes flashing , left hand on hip , fore finger wagging right in your face ! > You big weasel brain < yesterday I was talking deep throat , and today your saying I dont like oral sex ! lol ;D I think its only a ASSHOLE that asks to borrow your mouth for 5 minutes FOR ORAL SEX ! stop pushing buttons or I`ll be forced to use the death grip on you ! heheheh !
well its not like you're using it for anything useful right now
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I know a cyber PRICK when I see one ! ::)E
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Nine out of ten conversations go like this. Am I missing something? Or is it a girl thing? Wag your tail and wait until they come flocking to you? lol
her: hi
me: Hi (name)
her: how are you
me: I am fine, thank you. How are you?
her: im good
silence...
I wait for a few minutes then reply:
me: Great to hear
silence..
Uhm, wouldn't you expect someone that approaches you, to be a little interested and ask more than one question? Or is it as I said, she wags her tail and then waits until she is approached? I find it very annoying...
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I don't know how many chats with girls I have that are like this, if they want something from me they better tell me because I couldn't care less if they don't make me interested.
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It`s true it is annoying or when they say hi and you didn`t answer directly, cause you`re busy or something , they already in the room and then 5 minutes later they call you again....pffff i mean really, how many fun you can have with those...5 minutes ?....come on
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Well a possible private chat to avoid the press of chatter when they have found someone interesting..more likely a sign of lack of fun ::)
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and the funniest thing about it is....they promise you the best time of your life....whaaaat...in 5 minutes?...hmmmm let me think...yeah when they`re a mixture from an octopus,tiger and an amazon...then...maybe ;D
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Sounds more like a mystical creature, alstott. lol You set your threshold high :P
But you are right, the most anyoing ones are those that say hi and either disappear in a room or go offline..
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Lol... no worse then the girl who keeps hitting on me,.. describing me as sexy and romantic,. requesting to room and then disappearing, apologizing then playing it out again the next time... to repeat her act...
The Ignore button employed for wasting my time
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@alstott < awe poor baby!> The girl doesnt deserve you !
Like the guy that wants to convert you ! Poor sweet cheeks !
Poor big weasel ! hehehehe !
Girl says to me > Come here lover and hurt me < yikes< :o
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Ohh you always takin' care of me right?...you lil ferret :P don't worry Sunny i'm a big boy ;D i know how to handle it ;)
but it's so Bear said...you talkin' with them they make you compliments and offers somethin' and at the end you recognize that all was just a waste of time...so yep the button works
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::) Hey big weasel /\ ;) You can`t help it > your such a pretty boy !
Hehehe ! here`s a bad pick up line ! > lil ferret says to big weasel < I`ll lick your tat < if you lick mine ! hahahaha !
I`m so bad ! :D :P :P :P
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"drool" i've never seen a juicy tat like that :P ::)
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::) lol
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lol...i just logged in and read this message> hey sexy,do you train cats? cause you made my pussy cum and she is still hungry for your milk , so give me a call.... ::)
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She wanted a kitkat bar hehehe
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@alstott: I'd say that girl might be quite fun, I don't think it was a bad pick up line. :D
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yes different kinda cute ! Meow ! lol
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Heeeeere kitty kitty kitty kitty
pss pss pss pss pss pss
;D ;D
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@Adera was it you ? ::) no seriously i've talked to her and well it was just a drop in the ocean...she was only talkin' big and gettin' not a cup of my milk ;D and Sunny that girl doesn't understand that a tiger don't wanna hump on a lil sweet cat GRRRRRRRRRR :P
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But innocent little bunnies? ;)
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You've ever seen what an untamed tiger does with an "so" innocent bunny ? ::) :P
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@alstott Lol Sunny the tiger tamer ! TIGERS still purrrr !
@Tight becareful of wildcats !
@Adera bunnies ? hmmm Thought you were more into lions , tigers and Bears ! hehehehee ! psst i wont tell !
Just don`t say flying monkeys , they creep me out on the wizard of oz ! ;D
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@Sunny: I was just thinking of a bunny outfit for me. :P
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@Adera ok i can see it , maybe tail and ears for me ! :D
JOKE >Energizer Bunny was arrested and charged with battery ! hhehe ! I know lame ::)
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@Sunny: Do you want to wear a cute bunny outfit too? :P
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::) lol this bunny has big hurting head today ! :D
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Sunny, lets put on our jammies, watch a movie and eat ice cream. :D
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hahahahaa ! @ Adera Popcorn for me ! extra butter plz
Another thing why do guys come right out and say their cock size > duh hello how ya doing ! nicly gets you to the front door ! maybe not through the door ! lol ;D
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I don't mind telling mine in return. ::) ;D
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Maybe I should do that > lol < see what reponse I get ! ;D
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Ahaha, yeah do that. :D
A line I get that I guess you don't get is "What's the size of your cock?", I tell them and it seems like quite a few where hoping I was sporting a huge cock. ::)
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lmao... good way to drive off the undesirables there sunny
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Guy says > I`m bored , I only want to fuck me > silents
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Allway give the answer in centimeter, maybe with the confusion :P
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GUY SAYS> your on my wish list still
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lol just had a funny conversation....she<hey i don't have a gag reflex...me>oh that' cool but i'm a lil busy so better to move on and don't waste your time..she< okay...a few minutes later...she<i really don't have a gag reflex...me>i believe you but i'm still busy so have a good time...another few minutes later...she<come on you can mouth rape me and i wouldn't throw up...me>okay it's not necessary for me you haven't a gag reflex cause my cock is so small i wouldn't be able to reach the backside of your mouth...silence..me>what you don't like small dick's? hahahaha :D :D
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Lol Alstott, good one!
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No gag reflex... is that dangerous? I have to suppress mine when deep throating but I have the reflex.
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k sunny I'll stop with the lines... ::)
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@ Bear have I upset you ! :-\
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He's teasing you Sunny :P
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Just had a cold invite, which I declined...a couple of minutes later she decides to try chatting:
Her: "I like dirty talking"
Me: "OK"
Her: "Talk dirty to me"
Me: "Mud"
Her: "What?"
Me: "Mud. Mud's dirty, isn't it?"
After this I think she got the message ;)
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lol Triumph i had almost the same one maybe she was it :D it stands in her describtion i love dirty talk....but i answered her request for something dirty with ...kitchen...she said what?...yeah wanna hear somethin' dirty so...don't cold many times , chat first and we'll be nice ;D
next time when you get something like this send them over..we playing ping pong with them ::)
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@ Triumph: ;D Mud is very dirty, yesss
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lol Triumph i had almost the same one maybe she was it :D it stands in her describtion i love dirty talk....but i answered her request for something dirty with ...kitchen...she said what?...yeah wanna hear somethin' dirty so...don't cold many times , chat first and we'll be nice ;D
next time when you get something like this send them over..we playing ping pong with them ::)
OK bud: "Go find my pal Alstott, tell him I sent you"... ;D
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When the both of you are done, you can send them to me for the final blow...lol
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Final blow or final cleaning? Lol
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either...lol
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Oh this goin' to be a mind-gangbang...so let's see how many they can swallow ;D
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Depends on how much there is inside her head... if you know what I mean ;)
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hmm sounds like an ambush ! :D
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Hehe Sunny, the German translation for ambush is including the term ass :P
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:D ehehe
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yep funny things happens......i've to mention.....not english good so it's at her banner...
she<english good
she<bad
me>okay hello ms inviting me so many times
she<fuck you
she<me
me>no thanks
she<you ass is small
me>yep it is
she<now?
me>yes
me>no
me>maybe
me>better not
me>never
me>bye
and i did this only because she invited me for about 4 or 5 times and i always said stop and no so....
well the only 2 persons i know who named fuck you and fuck me are the asian twins from the austin powers movie ;D
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It 's reminds me a funny "pick-up" in a movie :
him : do you want a drink ? a wiskey maybe ?
her : only 2 fingers
him : you really dont want a wiskey before ?
"La Cité de La Peur" 1994
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Oh Urban that's just awful, the hilarious kind of awful though.
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hehehe it`s bad ! it`s so good ! ::)
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LOL, Urban is the whole film like this?
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Ok, an old topic but still current as a lot of people are still complaining about cold invites and endless chat request (most starting with: hi )
Thisis a conversation that baffled me and cracked me up... If I did anything wrong in this conversation let me know (yes, I am setting myself up for a fall, so shoot me). But to end up on the ignore list...
?: hi bb
TightFit74 to ?: hi ?, what a beautiful name...?:
Ty
?: i like to roleplay
TightFit74 to ?: really? That is nice to hear.. I play, almost, exclusively rp's here.. what kind of rp do you like??
: u my professor and I am college grl?: or what u lik
TightFit74 to ?: that can be a nice rp... but it can be approached from different angles... like, the student needs a good grade and is willing to do whatever.. or the prof has the hots for her and tries to seduce her with good grades...
?: yes thats sounds good
TightFit74 to ?: lol, it can be romantic or it could be more forceful... are you a romantic girl?
?: alittle bit of both
TightFit74 to ?: well, let me explain how I play this game, if you still want to contibue after that, please :) if not, that's fine as well...
?: ok
TightFit74 to ?: I am a man of principles and one of them is that I hardly ever room the first time I meet someone. I like to chat a while first, maybe set a date, so I get a feeling for her... I have been here quite some time and I have learned what I like
?: ok
TightFit74 to ?: that might sound difficult, but I want the experience to be as good as can be for both parties...
?: ok well letme know
TightFit74 to ?: it is a goal for me to please my partner as much as I can... it adds to my pleasure and fulfillment
?: ok thats fine
TightFit74 to ?: so can we chat a little? get to know eachother a little better?
?: ok but i dont like to give too much of myself away
TightFit74 to ?: I won't ask any personal questions and will depennd on you to tell me where the line is...
?: we'll see
TightFit74 to ?: I want to respect you, treat you right, not make you uncomforatble
?: oklets go on
TightFit74 to ?: :) ok... haveyou been a member long?
?: noTightFit74 to ?: a short, no-nonsense answer...
?: yes
TightFit74 to ?: have you done rp's before?
?: yesTightFit74 to ?: must have been on another game then?
?: yes, , second life, e
TightFit74 to ?: achat makes some words disappear.. but second life I got...
TightFit74 to ?: are you liking this game?
?: and e
?: it is goodTightFit74 to ?: you know, and sorry for being direct, I was hoping there would be more a conversation... this feels rather one sided... no offense intended
?: u need to go
TightFit74 to ?: no
Sorry, you are on my ignore list...
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Now that I am able to stop laughing I can try to analyze your conversation. My theory is that 1 simple typo resulted in your face getting slapped with the ignore button, lol. When she typed, "u need to go." I'm guessing she meant to type "I" and hit the "u" key next to it, although it is difficult to know for sure since she types "u" for "you" in the rest of the conversation. But if I'm right then she probably didn't check what she typed so when you said, "no." She assumed you wern't going to let her go and thus you were ignored, otherwise she was just fed up with you and you needed to go, lol! It is a pretty funny way to end up on an ignore list. ;D :P
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Keiko, to be clear.. The response to the "no", was the message that I was on her ignore list. She ignored me before I could send the "no"..
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Then I guess she didn't find conversations with you simulating enough, lol from what I gathered, she didn't seem to be the talkative type according to her short precise answers which is a bit unusual for someone who enjoys role playing.
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Well I recommend refrainin' from referencin' t' competition those be t' most likely moderated words on t' site and lead t' confusion in conversation. Some folks aren't patient and be lookin' for t' immediate gratification. So her loss tight me bucko. I be not certain how many I have put off with me slow approach. Those that hang in thar and put up with it be well rewarded.
(and aye I be in pirate speak until t' 16th on all me postin's)
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I had a guy contact me last night. It was a novel approach...
Him: "Sex?"
I don't respond as I am talking with a friend. So he decides to try again a minute later.
Him: "Sex." Followed by an invite.
While not especially stimulating, I certainly knew what he wanted, no beating around the bush for him.
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Avalucia, seems like it was one of the cavemen. ;D
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Yes, would have been more appropriate to be, "ugh, sex."
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It's a good thing they don't sell large gnarly clubs in the man's section of the shop yet.
Product Name: A large gnarly club
Product Description: It makes the decision for her when you invite her
Price: A$ 999
;D :P
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43 pages. 43 fucking pages! I laugh at the fact there's been 43 pages worth of material spawned. I think we could easily get another 43.
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My personal favorite is "Just give me 2 minutes in room!" LOL!! Realy buddy, I wouldnt be telling people you're only good for 2 minutes...
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Heh, two minutes is not really an encouragement to accept. It would be fun though to accept and then just stand there fully clothed for two minutes and leave after that... ;D :-*
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Ahaha, hadnt thought of doing that...that might be fun :D
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Hahaha... that's a little mean. ;)
Really, just two minutes in a room... is that 10 seconds irl then?
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Most of that in post coitus cleanup?
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Idk lol, I went once, curious what could be accomplished in such a short time. I timed it, 120 seconds can seem like forever when you're itching to run out the exit. :-\
Now I know for sure, 2 minutes of my life I'll never get back. :'(
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I have another one for you guys..:
?: looking for fun a nd gifts
TightFit74 to ?: you are very funny
?: I would prefare "you are very sexy" or yo are very horny", something like that hehe
TightFit74 to ?: i prefer a woman that has the courtacy to not beg for gifts
?: fuck off then, I like to beg for many things and some do very like it hehe
TightFit74 to ?: tsik tsik rude...
brings a smile to my face and makes me happy that I know people that do know how to converse with someone... :)
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Well she was partialy right, begging can be fun for everyone ;)
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well i've decided to play the other side...just for fun...making hilarious pick up lines and see how they works...so tonight...
listen...do you know tht i'm a lifesaver ? no ? well i'll tell you something...i don't know if you heard about that I saved a girl's life last night no?? I pulled a 10-inch piece of meat out of her mouth to save her life...well she laughed and went to me into room....another one...
Have you ever been hunting before? no??? well, then how about you come up to my cabin with me this weekend and I can teach you how to stuff a beaver...yep you guys are right...another time in room...well i've to admit the girls were saying i love to have fun...not wanna have those too serious mangirls around me...
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Ahaha, well there's some humor in those pick up lines. :D
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lol Alstott, my compliments. You managed to make extremely corny pick-up lines work for you! Good job man... ;D
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I`m back > Seasons untwinding , I survived another brutal tourist yr !
Laffin my ass off at >alstott < hehehehe hey baby Was that Canadain Beaver ? hahahahahhaaaa
Think I can steel the line sorta > Me ! >hey how would you like to see my pet, Canadain Beaver , It bites ,But I promise , it wont hurt 1 little bit
hehehehehehee
Corny yes but if it works go for it mr . man
Litle Canadain girl > gives Canadaian slurpy`s to all my friends and smile !
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Welcome back sunny, we have missed your banter here on the board of late.
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Welcome back Sunny... any more college guys visiting the island? :P
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Hiya Sunny, welcome back! :)
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Awe Thanks guys ! I`ll still be flowing in and out ! Just slowing down here ! Nice to take a breather .
@Adera ;D omg girl I would of thought youve died and gone to heaven here this summer hehehee
I had such a hard job ;D working w this 1 male student at the office >thought I was a flirt< will I am ! the guy was a hunk 6ft 7 and shoulders to match ! NO I didnt I know his parents their Islanders >Drat
;)
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Aww too bad about the guy Sunny.
Ehehe I think I would've had quite some fun there though I can't say my summer has been bad here either. ;) :P
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Some of the real "winners" I've seen (and my answers to them).
1. Hey bb, ever had a 10" black cock?
Where I'm from, we don't brag on 10" roosters and we're more partial to Rhode Island Reds ... Ignore.
2. Wanna fuck? (just about everyone probably gets this, but it's how you answer that really makes it)
Yes, just not with you ... Ignore.
3. hi sxy bb hru?
Is that English? ... Ignore
4. Can I lick your pussy?
Presuming I had a cat, I don't know how it'd like being licked ... Ignore
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So, so many more. And really, at least with me, starting off with "hi" is okay. I know you might be nervous or whatever, and a simple hi is a starting point without having to come up with some supposedly clever and sexy come-on line. I work at bar, I've heard a crapload of them, and guess what ... they don't work in bars either.
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Lol, Those are some great replies, Sue. I might have to try them out for myself sometime. You will have to let me know if the "iggy list" has a limit since it sounds like you're testing it's boundaries, lol. I prefer to torment those types of people with that kind of playful teasing till they get bored and decide to move on and find someone who is more easily duped into bed with those lines then I am. My iggy list is as empty as my bank account after a holiday sale at the mall.
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I sure as hell hope it doesn't have a limit lol
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Actually it's stored locally on your system so you're only in danger if you exceed your own systems memory. ;)
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hmmm,... and after 18 months I have one on the list... ::)
gwad I must be easy.... :-\
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Thanks Janine, that's good to know, I'm not in danger of running out soon then. Iggyville might grow to be Iggyopolis though. ;D
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Well Bear, it's obvious... you're a whore, but you're OUR whore. ;D
And yes Ladies, feel free to step up and prove that claim.
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@Janine are you challenging the girls to get in Bear's bed or on his ignore list?
Sad to say my list isn't clean. Some comments have been so rude/vulgair, I felt no desire to ever be contacted by that person again and wanting to make sure it wasn't possible.
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Too bad you loose your ignore list if you change computer or something like that unless you can copy it.
Tight, she's wants us to tell everyone how easy it was getting him to bed. ::)
Though I can't tell you since I wasn't really innocent in my part. :P :-*
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Adera, I didn't assume you were innocent.. ;D
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For me it was something that worked with his easy comment, but rhymed with OUR.
And the ladies part was simply because of my lack of frame of reference. ;)
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Okay, so this one isn't a AChat Worst Pick Up Line, but it's one of the dumbest I've had in a while at work:
Him: Say, sugar, how 'bout after work you come over and sweeten up my place?
Me: How about I give you $10 and you go down on a box of Truvia?
His friend: Damn, you're a bitch.
Me: Yes? That's a bad thing?
They left.
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Lol, nice comeback, I could never say that... even if it could give me a nice spanking. :P
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After working in a bar a while, you sort of get this snarky answer thing that kicks in. It might seem counter-intuitive, but it seems to actually increase tips. Guys must love being abused, I guess. ;D
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Ahaha maybe they enjoy the banter or admire you for standing up to them, afraid I would start ignoring them and appear all stuck up.
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Again, not a AChat pickup attempt, but at work last night:
Him: What would it cost to get you in bed?
Me: A lot, lot more than it would cost to pay your right hand.
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Me i still have no one on iggy list !
I have a few remarks to throw back at them !
It`s the beggars that are funny !
And 1 guy said he give me a virus if i didnt fuck ! hehehhee i will not repeat what i said to him ! ;) you never back me into a corner !
Hehehe Bear`s easy ! laffin my ass off !
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I hate it when they think I will do anything for some A$.
Him: hey... if i gift u 600 bb will u skype with me?
Me: no I wont skype with you for that
Him: how much?
Him: 800?
Me: no, I just wont do it... sorry
Him: ah... ok u share pics bb?
Me: um... no
Sorry for my lame comebacks... guess I'm too nice. :-\
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OMG Adera. I talked to that same guy today too. :o
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Adera should have asked "a real pic?"
then negotiated and agreed to a price... afterwards sent him this pic
(http://g.epcdn.net/ups/d48/want-to-be-tied-up-to-a-2la1bz.jpg)
maybe would have cooled his jets...
but there again... ::)
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Ahaha no way. :D
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I see i'm not alone to be insulted when i dont want go in room with a man . Why they think girls are their toys . If they want toys there is some good artificial girl now ^^
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lol Really after all ,do I look like some ones CHEW TOY !
::)
@ Bear Funny pic ! I`d send it in a heart beat < Will thats my wacky side !hehehe
@Adera sweet in pink girl friend I Harass back > Told a certain pimp to get in line buddy !
What is this a meat market , get in line , take a number ticket stub , NEXT !!!!! If the big boys dish it out , they better can take it back !hehehe
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The sad truth Rukya is that there have always been and will always be those who don't care what you say, let alone read your profile, but that's why the developers gave us the ignore list.
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It's been a while, but I thought I'd bring this back to life, because really... the lack of originality is starting to make my eyes bleed.
Hi bb.
Hi sexy.
I love chocolate.
Hello Mistress.
and today's prize goes to: Hello ma'am Have you seen my Mommy? I'm lost.
Ok, now, the first two are just plain lazy, and since I can't really make my avi much different than anyone else's avi, it's just crap, seriously. The third, OMG, I'm more than the colour of my skin. Fourth: way to assume I'm your mistress, and fifth. Wow, just lead with the scene before seeing if I'm okay with it. rude much?
::)
/snarkfest off.
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I'm sure girls have more funny pickups to tell but not long time ago I was sent this:
"Hi nice haircut but it seems kinda gay....wanna fuck?"
I don't care about gender or sexual orinetation but talking to a hetero guy like that won't get u anywhere LOL
Lots guys that think all girls here are sluts and some girls that think all guys are just looking for meaningless sex, and let's not forget guys pretending to be girls they are the worst they don't even try to act like girls, but I have to say sometimes I have big laughs about some messages
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Hi bb.
Hi sexy.
I love chocolate.
Hello Mistress.
and today's prize goes to: Hello ma'am Have you seen my Mommy? I'm lost.
Ok, now, the first two are just plain lazy, and since I can't really make my avi much different than anyone else's avi, it's just crap, seriously. The third, OMG, I'm more than the colour of my skin. Fourth: way to assume I'm your mistress, and fifth. Wow, just lead with the scene before seeing if I'm okay with it. rude much?
::)
I agree, the two first are very common at that.
About skin colour... I sometimes get black men telling me how they want to fuck my tight white ass with their big black cocks. I'm not against that, but to start off with a line like that isn't what I like.
Ahaha I have to laugh some at the last one, you should've told him/her "Oh, I'm sorry sweetie I haven't, but you have the info desk over there they will surely find your mommy".
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About skin colour... I sometimes get black men telling me how they want to fuck my tight white ass with their big black cocks. I'm not against that, but to start off with a line like that isn't what I like.
Ahaha I have to laugh some at the last one, you should've told him/her "Oh, I'm sorry sweetie I haven't, but you have the info desk over there they will surely find your mommy".
I get black guys asking me if I like black guys. I gotta wonder, why it's about skin? It's obnoxious all the way around; on either end of the colour spectrum, geez people. ::) I need a standard answer. "I like men that don't care about the colour of my skin or theirs. Now shoo." Think it'll work? ;D
As for lost boy; I was too busy staring at my computer with my jaw hanging to the floor. I'll work on more good pat responses.
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I get black guys asking me if I like black guys. I gotta wonder, why it's about skin? It's obnoxious all the way around; on either end of the colour spectrum, geez people. ::) I need a standard answer. "I like men that don't care about the colour of my skin or theirs. Now shoo." Think it'll work? ;D
As for lost boy; I was too busy staring at my computer with my jaw hanging to the floor. I'll work on more good pat responses.
Ahaha, that would be fun reply. I think there are those that really get off on it, it wouldn't surprise me one bit if it's a fetish for some.
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Actually it happens to me often enough that I'll have to go with, it is a fetish. There has however, got to be a way to express that without just, leading, even on a kink site. I keep wishing for a more exhaustive kinks list. then we can have a red list... of course, considering folks don't pay attention already. ::) I've rolled my eyes so much today, they should fall out.
Ok, so RL line. "gimme a hug! I hug all the cool chicks!" I actually did hug him, he was so damn jovial.
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Someone coming up, stopping, watching me and then uttering "wow" is flattering, I like it. :)
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I see i'm not alone to be insulted when i dont want go in room with a man . Why they think girls are their toys . If they want toys there is some good artificial girl now ^^
It is just before action or it is another story in action ? :P
My worst pick-up :
In Achat : I see a women who had a profile sentence saying she liked abuse and this kind of stuff..
- me : Good evening, what about if i come from behind and suddently grab your breast, whispering to you "Abuse,... humm imagine what i can do to you!"
- her (some second latter) : WTF ! + a some tasty insults
- me : hu :o i have guess you was looking for a kinky RP
- her : you freaky bastard
- me : ok, ok cool down it is just a game + send
- systeme message : sorry bla bla you are on my ignore list :-X
Maybe i was a little be to earlly in the "RP mode" ::)
In Real life, this two are still vivid in my mind because they are simply so funny
The quickest :
I was talking with a girl in a party, and she was asking a lot of questions, and asking, and asking ....
- me (rought translation from french) : Damned, you are curious like a old pussy !
- her: (she pulled up her skirt, she was not wearing panty and show me her pussy) :"shouting in anger" And that it is an old pussy ? !!!
- me (stunned, i was still so innocent) : heuuuu ......
I missed something this day ;D
the clumsiest (spelling ok ?) :
In another party somewhere on the riviera, i look an "appetizing" girl lying in a deck chair, she was wearing a sexy white tight dress and obviously looking for something 8).
I make a low profile approach and gently ask if the other deck chair beside her was free.
She wiggle in her chair and tell me with a smile : Ho, yes of course
I start to seat in to the chair thinking "hooo yes man, keep cool and stay on this track" but the chair legs simply go off under me ( the IKEA syndrom ?) and the "whiscky cola" in my hand splash her dress.......
her ( suddently less in the mood and standing on and shouting) : WHORE !!! What a jerk !!!
Yes another fashion victime, since this day i never drink "whisky-cola" again ;).
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Sorry if i say this, Urban, but the last one was reallyyyy funny! ;D
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@Urban: Yes, don'tr drink whiskey cola, better take syrup ;)
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I hate it when someone spills on me at a party, if it's at a friends place she might have something to lend me so I at least can go out later on without feeling like a fool.
Urban, too bad there though... not much you can do when the legs give away.
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@Urban heheehehe sorry too funny > change to vodka and 7 up
And I have been grabbed on the dance for > But hard to tell who did it , was large crowd
1 guy says to me > If I only get a hello from you I`ve died and gone to heavon > me .... Hello ;D
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hehe you know girls too are little hard sometimes in asking fuck . The best i "meet" say no hi , no hello , no hi/hello bb . the first line she say to me was : Fuck me bitch . lol . my anwser : uuh , you just lost any chances to come in room with me ;D . simple and "efficace" (translator please)
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"efficace" (translator please)
effective ;D
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please,give me yourself...looking great girl!!!
hi not prem but young horny and willing
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@medjai : thanks for the translation :) *move to him her spanker in hand , and ..... kiss him on the cheek* ;D
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phewww for a moment I though I was in trouble....thanks for the kiss ;D
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A girl calling me a half-man isn't going to get me to like her... that really rubs the wrong way and just pisses me off.
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@Adera you have every right to be pissed off > that soooo ignorant .
I would of ask that person to take index finger and thumb , make round circle > take other index finger shove it in and out of circle > means go fuck your self !
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Adera, beat folks like that with a stick.
Today's annoyance was the jackass that sent me no less than 4 messages saying something like mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlets fuck.
Seriously.
Wants to get a tree branch for that moron.
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I guess I should've been meaner to her, I could have, I wanted to be, but I wasn't, I just tried to tell her I wasn't interested which she obviously couldn't really understand, she was horny and ready to get fucked after all.
That's when she started to get annoying, saying things like "I don't think you've ever been with a woman before", "You've probably been online for an hour without any men hitting on you" and "Why not room with me, I'm here, I want you now and I can show you the best of times". I hate these self important people, I was only online to see if there was anyone fun to chat with so I didn't have any intentions to play and trying to taunt me into rooming with her must be one of the most stupid ideas I've come across.
Funny thing is, she thought that calling me a half-man would encourage me and make me realize something so I would give her a good fuck... that made it crystal clear to me that she didn't know jack shit about making love to women.
Anyway I was happy when she finished by telling me she would never contact me again since I wasn't interested in a way that could only be interpreted as if she though I was the one loosing out, that just made me sigh in relief and think "great, I don't want you to anyway".
I would of ask that person to take index finger and thumb , make round circle > take other index finger shove it in and out of circle > means go fuck your self !
I should have done that.
Today's annoyance was the jackass that sent me no less than 4 messages saying something like mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlets fuck.
Seriously.
Wants to get a tree branch for that moron.
Honestly, I have no idea how you would get some sense into those. ::)
Have anyone else come across this guy that starts spamming you right off the bat? It goes something like:
Him: Hi [your name], my beautiful white flower something something :)
Him: am I disturbing you :(
Him: something something
Him: something something
I think I've received the exact same thing from him 3 times on different occasions, spamming me like that was weird even the first time but the second time it was obvious he was just copy pasting it.
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Adera, beat folks like that with a stick.
Today's annoyance was the jackass that sent me no less than 4 messages saying something like mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlets fuck.
Seriously.
Wants to get a tree branch for that moron.
You certainly deserve something like ..... a kinky song ;)
- Hello, I love you
- Won't you tell me your name ?
- Hello, I love you
- Let me jump in your game
:-*
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Girl (18): hello sir:) will you help meplease?
I: Hello xxxxl, what can I do?
Girl: i need some A$ for my premium can you please help me?ill do anithing
I: No, I don't pay for fun. Just gift my friends.
Girl: ill do anithing sir
Girl: please
I: No. I dont wanna have whores, sorry. Just spend my time with girls that like to have fun and not just do what I wanna do.
Girl: if i ask you for help dosent mean im a whore you asshole
I: Asshole? Sure I am, but I've got A$
Message: You are on my ignore-list
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Lover, she clearly doesn't know what a whore is. ::)
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You're right Adera, hopefully she knows about real assholes ;)
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@Adera you have every right to be pissed off > that soooo ignorant .
I would of ask that person to take index finger and thumb , make round circle > take other index finger shove it in and out of circle > means go fuck your self !
It's funny how hand gestures can mean the complete opposite in other countries. Like a "thumbs up" in western culture means "good job" but in some eastern countries it means "up yours." And when you make a circle with your index finger and thumb, for some people it means "ok" and for others it means "asshole." Wow, wouldn't that be an awkward situation to be in if you're a foreigner trying to express your appreciation to someone with those gestures and they misinterpret them.
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Even in a same country you have countless variation for a same gesture, involving the face, the motion, the bodie... Just have a look on some "Latin"
people talking, you need to pay attention about everything, any move is a hint.
Of course for somebody living in Japan it can be "disturbing"
*i am gesturing like a fool in front of my screen* ;D
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not only gesture.......but word too! in Italy, something similar to the cabin we have now here, it's called "baita" (usually u can find them on mountain) and if i don't mind, in japan is something just "a little" different! am i right, Keiko!? ;D
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come on: Wanna fuck? / Let's fuck! / Fuck me!
my response: Sure! What's your address?
Come on: Hi Daddy! / Grandpa! / etc. (because of my age I get this one a LOT!)
my response: Your mother is a damned liar! We don't know WHO your daddy is!
Come on: I have 4 pics for 500 a's
my response: I charge 1000 a's for mine. Send me yours plus 500 a's and i will send you mine
Come on: I will do anything for a gift!
my response: If i give you 5 a's, will you go the 'f' away?
Just a few of MY common ones.... I've actually come to look forward to them to hone my wit.... ::) ;D
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Good ones Chasxxx. :D
There are many girls that ask me those first "Fuck me" lines, though some are a bit more elaborate than that. Those lines always makes me think that the girl wants to take on a really passive role which isn't in my interests at all.
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my recent equivocal lines, that just make me giggle...
mbr: Hi
Az: 911, what is the nature of your emergency?
(several minutes have passed)
mbr: Hi
Az: 911, what is the nature of your emergency?
(serveral more minutes - actually a whole lot)
mbr: is this a joke?
Az: Yes?
(a really, really short coffee break)
mbr: bitch
Az: Thank you, Beautiful - Intelligent - Talented - Charming - Horny.
(a proper length coffee break)
mbr: you're funny
(a very pregnant pause)
mbr: are you ignoring me?
Az: Yes, Einstien. Are you relatively competant to understand?
mbr: bitch
Az: Thank you. This concludes todays test. your score is below the national average.
(silence becomes golden!)
roflmao! hehehe...
mwah!
Az.
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In my mail:
Hi r u there?
My response, via mail
NOPE!
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you all seem to have such fun with these annoying people, I give them the chance.... explain to them the etiquette of the site.. and how they'll get on everyone's ignore list...
Works on about 1 out of 3........
but I must remember to record my next exchange for you.. you can imagine with my profile, I get some real beauties!
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I rarely bother saving the exchange down either Blue... even though I sometimes remember that I could've posted it here afterwards. I'm impressed you take your time trying to explain things to them Blue... I never bother with the "Let's fuck!" people.
Azrielle, lol that guy just seems... well dense tbh. Maybe he had a "hard" time following your conversation because of the distraction your avatar offered him. ::)
Zinah, I get messages like that from time to time as well, I do wonder how they can miss the message that pops up in their face telling them I'm busy or offline.
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;D i don'y write them down. they just happen so often, they are seared permanently in my brain! lol i will help anyone who sincerely seems they need it. rudeness and dimbulbs get little from me. afriend told me on the phone a member asked if she would rock him to sleep. i told her to tell him "Sure! With real rocks!" Afraid i'm having a bad influence on her... lol Also, i TRY to be open to the possibility of ESL situations and respond accordingly. chances are their english is much better than my knowledge of THEIR native tongue.
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@azrielle : hehe if you anwser to everybody "911 , what is the nature of the problem ?" , dont be surprising if they stay little time before anwser , i soppose some can be surprised asking themselves if they are in the good site lol ;D
the second hi must be to be sure he was in the good site
the 4th line , you was gentle at this one . If someone say this to me , its automatically dirrection ignore list (in france its one of the badests insults) ;D
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Okay just have to put this one out their :-\
Him: Hey bb wanna start my fire
Me: No thank you ( Come on I will admit I like fire it calms my inner bitch to light things aflame but come one at least be a little more original than making a play off my name )
Him: Come on you have fun I promise
Me: I m only on to see if someone on my list is here sorry
Him: SLUT
Me: Okay first I am polite when I say no thank you then... I take the time to explain when I was raised that no in any form mean no... then you resort to name calling WTF because YES (insert victory fist pump) that totally works. I hit send and it says you are on the ignore list... woo woo go me
Sighs Okay I feel better hope that A-hole reads the forum thought he could get away from my temper haha and :P on you
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Gawd!
Some young men are such neanderthals... I just feel the need to share a recent Real Life experience with our members.
Scene: unaccompanied and unencumbered by both hubby and my girls doing of all things, grocery shopping. I am armed with a shopping cart, my purse (with lots of nifty goodies inside) and my temper (yes, that infamous redheaded temper of mine).
So anyway, here I am... happily exchanging flirts with my Butcher while he's wraping my order, when I hear someone quitely speak:
"HI babe. You have a nice ass."
I turn myself about with my temper on a quickly rising boil to find a male close to my age with a silly grin on his face.
THWACK! is heard by everyone in proximity, with my palm starting to sting slightly having made full contact with his face.
"Next time, try keeping your thoughts to yourself." I manage to speak clearly and concisely, leaving no doubt as to my meaning... and the little vermin scurries away with a rising welt upon his face. About 20 minutes later, I am emptying my shopping cart at the check-out and I am greeted by my local Constable, and the little vermin following close behind like a snake.
"Oh, it's you. Hi Az." my local Constable greets me with a very knowing smile.
"Heya!" I politely greet him back and give him an affectionate hug.
"That's her... she assaulted me." The little vermin speaks.
"Az, How many times have I asked you to play nice with others?" My local Constable asks me.
"One more time, please. I have a short memory... like the rest of me." I answer.
My local Constable gives me a knowing wink and promptly cautions the little vermin for being a Public Nuisance and to stop his behavior. My Constable and I have coffee together before I have to head home with my groceries, and we enjoy a good laugh together.
Mwah!
Az.
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Lol, the slap might have been somewhat uncalled for, I'm usually content with giving them a withering look of contempt.
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if i had to slap all that say this i'll have no more hand . why not simply anwser "unfortunately for you , it is not for you" ?
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lolz... Good one, Rukya.
I shall have to remember that, and keep my temper in check.
Mwah!
Az.
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X: hello what u up to
Rukya to X: hello
X: u like to help me
Rukya to X: depending about what
X: MY DICK IS SO HARD WHAT DO I DO:)
X: CAN U HELP
Rukya to X: hmmm , first thing , it will be good to find an hétéro woman and ask her to go in room , then i think your dick will feel better after
X: mmm you like to go to a room
Rukya to X: sorry but , i dont have put Homo in my profile just for fun :) , i go in room with women
hehe this show the way a premium introduce him in general lol ;D ;D
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Poor Rukya......men want you no metter what! ::)
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/ Slowly peeks around a tree smirking slightly I inch into sight./
First @ Az: why oh why would you want to keep your temper in check stupid people like that deserve what they get... And also its so much more fun when people loose their tempers :)
Second @ Rukya: he already told you where the blood that should have been in his brain was located at with his opening statement. It was NO where near the grey matter that should have been helping him think ;)
/ Smiling smugly before spinning and grabbing a low hanging branch I disappear from sight once again./
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yesterdy evening.....maaaan!
XXX send to me a cold invite and at same time:
XXX: hi
XXX: cand you fuck my ass whell to i like you?
XXX: plz fuck me hard
hentaiboy69 to XXX: sorry deags, i'm a little tired and just looking around to see who is online
XXX: you cand penetrate my ass
XXX: plz
XXX: plz just one rape
hentaiboy69 to XXX: sorry
XXX: plz just one penetration on my ass
XXX: thats all i ask
XXX: plz
XXX: realy i am beging you
XXX: rape me
XXX: plz
XXX: plz
XXX: just one you will be my first plz
XXX: i only need you penatrate on my ass
XXX: hi
meanwile he send lot of cold invite and meanwile i was talking whit some friends.....so at last i can't be able to put him in ignore list
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@Hentaiboy: I get quite a few guys that want me to fuck their asses as well... though it's not often they are that persistent about it.
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he was....maybe for 15 minutes or more! and after a while, he came up whit the last "hi"
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hehehe and you say that men want me hentai , apparently they want you too lol ;D
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HB
If you click on his invite to "show invitee" you can then click on his/her chat button which brings them into your chat box, then you can "IGNORE" them and carry on with your conversation and they can't bother you again.
This person was already talking to you tho, so why couldn't you "Ignore" them and carry on? Were you considering his offer? :p
Like I've said, I give them the warning but if they can't take the hint..............................
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@Rukya: probably cause he don't read my profile....but can't be sure!
@Blue: i know how to do it, but chatting whit friends and avoiding his invite, at last i join a friend and so can't do it. nothing more
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@ AZRIELLE - i agree with firestarter. some things just deserve a good smack in the chops.
my sweetie will ignore one or two cold invites, then decline one or two more immediately. if he keeps up after that, she accepts, punches up her favorite "meet and greet" pose, and begins to slap the crap out of him as she explains the etiquette of cold invites. sometimes the guy will still keep selecting other poses which she ignores and comtinues whack away. if he says why did you slap me or some such after a single slap, she explains and leaves. otherwise she will keep smacking until he either gets some sense or tries to kiss her in that pose. then she exits the room. mostly this works and is hilarious fun! i have been on the phone with her when it happens, and she gives me a blow-by-blow. i often leave the call with tears from laughter steaming down my face. ;D
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oh, i almost forgot...
@ Rukya several of my lesbian friends have this one mf pose just for this purpose... ;D
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hehe yes thanks will buy it and try :) , must be fun (unless i do with a man who like it
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Yesterday I got a cold from a free, I felt like I was in the helping mood so I told him that he should try talking to us ladies if he wants to ever get a chance to room and that's when the total ass opened his mouth and insulted me like crazy.
He straight out told me "ladies? shemales are men with tits", that he would never sleep with a shemale irl and that the only reason he tries us is... as he put it "because I have to find alternate ways to satisfy myself until I become prem".
I sincerely hope that he never gets to room in AChat.
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I think he is in your ignore now......what a pain in the ass he is!
oh well......one down, next to come!
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@adera brain freezing cant find words...
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the first days i was here , for me , even if i respected them and what they are , shemales was for me men with breasts too (apomogize for this) . But i was ignorant , i dont really have shemales friends in real ( or if i have they hide this fact ) . But i learned about shemales talking with them in game and here (even if i did not go in room with them) , and i know now that you are true women (exept hentai lol) .
PS : for my defense , i never said " youre just men with breasts " to a shemale ;D
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Well it's not surprising you didn't know how we are Rukya, I'm happy you came to that conclusion after having talked to shemales. :)
I have to admit I got teary eyed and angry when he said all of those things to me, but there was no point in taking a fight with an ignorant asshole like him so I just put him on my ignore list and talked to someone nice instead.
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Adera. In my opinion, your body type doesnt define who you are. You are a woman to me, you are not a man with breasts. It is you demeanor and attitude that efines who you are, not whether you have a penis or not. Some of my best friends on here are shemales, and I love them and respect them very much.
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Hehehehe I did that once with a guy that was very crude repeatedly took him in room and slapped him....... was he pissed ...lol
I`ve seen it time and time again people mistreated , unfairly , also violent .
I`ve 8 siblings > 1 is gay all of us knew this while we were growing up and now nephews and nieces don`t think anything of it, they love him for the person he is .
@Adera sorry to hear you ran into an ignorant bastard ........I hate bullying ....... I would`ve be able to hold back... kick cyber but ! lol
Guy says to me > you look nice Iwant to fuck you.....>me < will are`nt you just the dream of my day......silience....lol he must have a couple brain cells...... to see my mocking tone
Remember guys if your going to dish out crudness ....get ready to recieve back ...
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Adera, massive hug girl .... what a complete ass .... in the UK .. we got some great words that really vent out when the need arises ... best go in a walk in cupboard or something
Shout at the top of your voice and as many times as you see fit...
TOSSER
WANKER
PLANK
DOOMBRAIN
Then compose yourself, come out as though nothings happened and carry on .... I call it my Tourettes moment ( No offence to any Tourettes sufferers what so ever )
Feel free to add your own ... and you shoulda named him and shamed him. PM me - I'll blast him with BB Bible scriptures - lol
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Lol, the wanker one is quite funny.
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mbr: bitch
Az: Thank you, Beautiful - Intelligent - Talented - Charming - Horny.
Ohhh Have you a Copyright on this one !!! Because I have sooo plenty of time I could use !!!!
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hehehee We use the word wanker alot , where I come from .
@Adera hugs around hon :D
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@ Adera I'm still looking forward to our matching up time/availability-wise. Would love to room with you and show you how I think a woman should be treated. Actually, there are several just on my lists I am looking forward to with eager anticipation. SO many women, so little time. Who was it that said, "My candle burns from both ends... It will not last the night, But ah! My foes, and Oh! My friends, It gives a lovely light!"
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Okay adera Ive found the words. I'm going to share with you something that my grandmama said to me during a very difficult time in my life.She told me that you should Never let the narrow minded stupidity of others hurt you as they are usually too stupid to understand just how wonderful a person you are. I don't know you that well other than what I have seen on the forum but I can tell from what I have read that you are a true lady and I hope you take these words in the spirit that I mean them when I say that I hope you Never let someones narrow minded assclownery cheapen your self worth. You are beautiful, you are perfect and you are strong.
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Thanks Fire, that was very nice, seems like your grandma is a wise woman. :)
Initially things like that can hurt and be frustrating, but I can shrug it off and continue... especially when I can get it off my chest. :)
*hugs all*
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@ adera yes she is also i have a new pick up line not horrible but funny as hell.... Hello beautiful Princess, you are brilliant like a diamond.
Total win and yet if it was every said to my face i would die laughing ;D
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another apropo quote: "Never attribute to malice that which may be adequately explained by stupidity!"
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Well put chasxxx, It seems to me that I have said some things recently out of stupidity that have been taken maliciously.
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@chasxxx OMG Does Mickey know >minnie two timing with Pluto >hehehheee
Ok me I met some one on yahoo chat line ,thought was nice , told him about achat, he down loaded< then leaves me a message , then tells me now I can fuck you > nice !
My responce > Jack off into a flower pot and create a blooming idiot > sorry just my dark side showing !
I take no bull !
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This one is a little bit old :
I was in the army in Draguignan ( a small town near the French Riviera). It was the summer so with a friend we planned to try to catch some "chick" for the week end.
Of course with only +/- 80-90 $/month like all conscript we manage to "borrow" 2 field tents into the army depot :-*. We load it into the car and zooooommm lets go to find a camping near St Tropez !!!
We find one (and finish almost broken :-\) but it did not stop us and we start our hunting....
Wow we was lucky and finaly found what we are looking for, we come back to the camping and...... some fucking bastard had stolen the 2 tents :-X !!
Of course the 2 girls start to think we are trying to have fun of her (it was right in a sens ;)) and leave us...
Back to the caserne, somebody had noticed the missing tents in the stock......and we need to wrote a report to explain how we manage to lose 2 (of course prieceless) tents in a camping on the Riviera
For the next month the caserne toilettes was pretty clean ;D
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holy s*** (in the real sense of the word! :))! at last it's funny to hear, but not when it heppend to you!
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The latest hilarity i have heard (from 3+ different women) is the guy whose sole approach, day after day, time after time (to the same women) is, "You wanna see my real cock?" My suggested reply, "NO! Wanna see mine?" still waiting for it to happen... ::) ;D
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ppffffff! wonder if that guy gonna think that girl is really a fake or not!
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LOL...
B ythe way, some years ago I found to tents and took them with me, before any thiefs have been able to steal them...
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I see a lot of people saying they don't like to be approached be a simple "hi". :o
But how would you like to be contacted? I'm really curious about that. :)
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exemple :
-her : hi Rukya
-me : hello , how are you ?
-her : fine thanks , how about you ?
after , it depend on how the conversation evolve . But , generally , i anwser to a simple HI . Like its said in the starting guides , nobody will be offenced to be introduce by a hi ;D
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I also mostly always ;D answer to hi, or I must be in the middle of something else, that I don't have the time to answer. Or they cold invited me first and after I declined they start saying hi, then I just ignore (not block) them. :P
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I am often away from keyboard, so i will reply to most anything i get. if i find a profile which implies they don't consider "hi" conversation, i will definitely respond with " 'Lo"..... hehe
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This must be a contender for this topic LMAO. He was a Free user and first contact with me.
HIM i wanna rape u
Brandybee no, ty
HIM i will force u
Brandybee maybe you need a better chat up lmao
HIM its not ur chose
Brandybee i think it is, sorry
HIM i will taer ur fuckin ass now
Brandybee strange name for such violence
HIM accept it dirty bitch
Brandybee : you can only dream by how much I can be
HIM: i think cold not sweetie
Brandybee : a no, is a no. I'm not into that kind of violence. Maybe you should keep that to the room, once youve found out if the girl liks the same thing
HIM: ops
HIM: ok pretty
Brandybee Have fun now.
HIM: I am busy, please try again later!
Then he was back after 10 minutes sending me constant invites.
Brandybee : I said no
HIM: i said yes
HIM: dirty bitch
HIM: i will rip u
Brandybee Take a NO like a man lmao
HIM: fuck ya be good girl
HIM: b4 i will kidnap u
Then he went off line.
Dont you just love this game? lol
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Lol! something similar happen to me, but the result was he fall in my ignore list after the fourth gentle warning by me! :P
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@ Brandy, lol. I think I found the "cookie monster" aswell.
him:i will rape u
Marilyn: really?
him: sure i will rip ur body wth myhard dick
Marilyn: lol. i won't let you
him: i will force u
him: catch ur neck while grap ur pussy
him: yaaaaaaaaa
him: i will slap ur fuckin ass
him: u will be a good girl or i will kill ya
Marilyn: not interested.
him: accept the invitation fuckin bitch
him: its my choice
him: i will force u
him: iam ur master
him:accept it dirty bitch
him: fuck ya i will kidnap u
And then I logout..
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Jez... no offense, but that's seriously messed up.
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hehe if another meet this guy , try this exemple of anwser (its just an exemple and generally it works)
Him : i will rape you
you : i dont think
him : sure i will rip ur body with my hard dick
you : youre wrong , I will rape you
him : how do you think do that ?
you : i will rip your body with my hard strapon
you : i will force you
you : your ass will not close untill one week passed
lol it must calm him ;D
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hehe if another meet this guy , try this exemple of anwser (its just an exemple and generally it works)
Him : i will rape you
you : i dont think
him : sure i will rip ur body with my hard dick
you : youre wrong , I will rape you
him : how do you think do that ?
you : i will rip your body with my hard strapon
you : i will force you
you : your ass will not close untill one week passed
lol it must calm him ;D
ROFLOL! ;D ;D ;D
You're amazing!
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she is, Marilyn.....and she can be dangerous too! ;)
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Omg, I kinda feel like what that guy writes must be reportable... that can't be according to the TOS right?
I would ignore a guy like that quite quickly at least.
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You could Adera, but lets face it ...... Rukya's idea is sooooooooooooo funny. Wished I'd have thought that at the time. God I hope he comes back lol
Fabulous Darling :o
Welcome back, not seen you for awhile :) The Icehouse is waiting for your entrance :o
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Yes, I also think Rukyas idea might give a nice reaction... and guys like that deserves it.
It's not often at all that I'm approached by guys like that while females are, so I would think they're kinda afraid of phallus shaped things unless it's their own. ::)
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not at all, Adera.....i had seen some men who pretend you had go and fuck with them, but, luckyly, few of them are so rude and pedant! And usually they are free, that's right, but even premium sometimes don't wanna hear what you are saying to them! At last, premium or free.....when the one behind the screen is a pain in the ass, it doesn't matter!
oh, well.....
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I think i met the guy tonight , but i dont know why he didnt insist with me . Am i so scarry ? here our chat :
him : i wanna rape you
me : i dont think
and after this , nothing , he didnt anwser lol
maybe he lost his connection or finded another victim . Or my tip is really effective lol
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He only came back again lol The Cookie Monster LMAO
Him I wanna fuck u
Him: dirty bitch
Brandybee to FRIEND: omg hes back
FRIEND who
Brandybee that guy i told you about who likes rape lol
FRIEND u want to room with me, lol
Brandybee No, hes having the Bee wrath now
lBrandybee to HIM let me fuck you i know you want me to
HIM comon then do it if u can
Brandybee to HIM i got a fabulous strap on
Brandybee to HIM: youd love it
HIM: iam watitng for u fuckin whore
Brandybee to HIM: no lube
HIM: u cant do that
Brandybee to HIM: hard fast furious, make you scream
HIM: aaaaaaah
HIM: dirty bitch
HIM: u will hurt ur master
Brandybee to him : i know you want to be my sub
HIM: fuck ya
'Brandybee to HIM: you want tying down
HIM: do it bitch if u can
Brandybee to HIM: gagging
HIM: aaaaaaaaah
Brandybee to HIM: beating and fucking with my strap on, deep in you
Brandybee to HIM: tearing that tight little ass
Brandybee to HIM: making you sweat
HIM: aaaaaaaah
HIM: i will slap ur face
HIM: and piss over u
HIM: fuckin bitch
Brandybee HIM: you will be bound : only you will get wet baby and i will whip you
He logged off
LMAO RUKYA you are a bad influence on me...
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hahaha well done , his first lesson :)
but i think you was soft with him , i met another one "gentleman" after him , here's our chat :
him : hi
me : hello
him : you want play ?
me : no
him : why ?
me : read my profile
him : i do
me : so you must see "homo" in my orientation
him : room with me
me : Homo mean i room with girls only
him : ok bitch
me : youre welcome asshole
him : wha
him : what?
me : you insult me so i insult you
after this he logged off ;D
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Brandy and Rukya, good job girl! i don't think they gonna call you more!
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Hiya's...
This guy really gets around! I think I am allowing too much of an influence of Star Trek into my life.
Him: I wanna fuck u
Pafe: No thanks.
Him: dirty bitch i will rape u
Pafe: I hope you realize that you are starting a Klingon Mating Ritual.
Him: wha?
Pafe: Upon each insult, I will be obligate to strike you.
Him: aaaaaaah
Him: dirty whore bitch
Pafe: A couple of kicks directly to your groin is the response for that
Him: i will slap ur face
Him: and rape u
Pafe: Klingon Ritual calls for a direct grasping of your tiny balls and clawing them. I am obligated to draw blood.
Him: aaaaaah
Pafe: Then it will be my turn for being the aggressor.
Him: wha
Pafe: You stupid little man bitch. The next part of the Ritual calls for me to break your clavical. It is considered good luck.
Him: fuckin bitch
Pafe: Then I claw, kick and I'm supposed to bite, but there is no way I'd put my mouth on a piece of rat shit like you.
Him: u can't do that
Pafe: Then after I have ripped your asshole open with my bat'leth I pour in salt and listen to your screams.
He logged off.
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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lolol ;D he will be desespered hahahaha .
Nice idea the star trek thing :)
If i meet him one day , i'll try with the movie Alien lol ;D
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LMAO The Cookie Monster strikes again !!! But he has no idea of the GIRL POWER on here
Fabulous Pafe. Well done Girl. ;D
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hehe i wonder if he know that he is humiliated here each time he do this lol ;D
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Remind me to never ever p*** one of you girls off..
*swallowing a huge lump*
;D
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hahaha , i dont know if i must put it here or in funny finds , i logged to the game and uhhh how say ... Try to find who sended me a friend request ;D
Of course i declined lol i dont want friends like this ;D
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LOL
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Rukya, Please tell me, it wasn't the ......... Cookie Monster ..... LMAO.
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lol sorry brandybee , it was him lol ;D
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;) Hey I`m back again tourists season been hecket and lots other stuff thrown in!
getting caught up and I read about this guy here , low life scum , pointing my finger at him , motion come here , rapist huh lol well remedy for that is to drag him out into a bush tied duck taped , wait don`t duck tape mouth wanta hear him scream as i slowly use blow torch on his balls , very slow , and watch the fear in his eye`s as i pull out , yes only 4 inch buck knife , but very sharp from my boot.
and see who screams like a little girl crying for mercy !
Yes we all do have a dark side !
@tight sorry butterfly has mean streak today , u know I can`t stand bullies . signing off smile
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glad to see you back Sunny,
and I have broad shoulders, you never did me wrong.. Too bad bullies and idiots still roam the plains of AChat...
Girls can be nasty too, but some guys really are the rotten cherry that spoil the cake...
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Note to self never piss women off in AChat. No noe cheesey chat up lines. Wear fireproof boxes.
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@tomcumalot hehehheee fire proof boxers , sorry ;D hehehehee I do have a dark side !
I just don`t like being pushed around , or jerked around .
And humour cumm ons , even corny >good funny down home humour I`m into .
Ive been known to be a little humourous
hehehe ok excuse the spelling >RATS! WINK !
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@Tight > grins oh baby your shoulders not only thing big !
kisses handsome ! I`m smiling ;D
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This topic is rather quiet last time - are all the wonderful pick up lines gone? LOL
I actually noticed I either get cold invites or cute questions - same to you?
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cute questions? nah only get the same 'ol routine every time it seems lol but once in a while get something different like the other day one guy popped up saying i love a submissive woman
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hehe here's one i received last night when i was waiting for an angel :
him : hi
me : hi
him : how r you
me : i'm fine
him : r you virgin
me : no
him : ok bye
lol i wonder if he was really think to find a virgin in achat ;D , but i dont think there is a great number of virgins here ;D
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Or there is a new kind of AChat-virgins :) Perhaps we should make a new group....lol
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lol
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well i was a virgin on here for a while till i got the real taste one day a little less than a year ago :)
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HIM hi
HIM do u have a pussy juice?
Sorry, couldnt answer, was laughing too much. Classic opener.
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lol they are good for halloween lol ;D
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hahahhahaaaaaa I`m so laffin yes been young ones here ! :-\
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lol, women are just as bad
Her Hi
Me Hi
Her Wanna fuck
Me no
I know see why they created Robot boy
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pffff......Rukya, yours is damn ilarious. I really like to know what he was thinking when he was asking you that!
And Tom, even girls send lots of cold invite.....even, well, they can be fake but no proof of it!
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:D
Rukya always find the Cookie Monster!
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I don't think I have ever used a pickup line but if I had to it would be something funny.
"Excuse me, I seemed to have lost my panties. Could you help me find them?"
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Rukya; had the same as you
him; are u a virgin
me; wait till i have a look;
me; Pls tell me how will I know
him; bye
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lol yes it seem you met the same cookie monster than me ;D
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seems he is back, then! "lucky" girl you are, Lydia! ???
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him he tells me got rid of all my lovers for you
me > u freacking nuts , first really dont know you
he wants me as spouse > ya like wont happen
lovers , spouses here dont belong > sorry thats how i feel
cuz in real if had a lover he really wont look else were
> smile
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mmmm Got another classic lol
Brandybee :- Hi ya, Achats Forum have published the new erotic contest stories. Would you be interested in reading & voting for your favourite ?
Him:- if I can cumdump in your pussy babe (& promptly sent an invite)
Brandybee : no conditions :) trust me , the stories are enough :) You interested in reading & voting?
Surprisingly he didnt reply ... and damn I missed out on a "cumdump" date !!!
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Do you like chicken ??? SUCK ON THIS IT'S FOWL !!
and it did not work i kick him in the balls lol
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Moved and bumimg this topic, as we have some silly and funny pick up lines coming up again :)
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Here is a "cute" message i received from sexysex11 tonight : Shame you!! Liar . my king is a normal person!! whore!! and now you will pay for it!!
And i had the same kind of message from emerald13 and from darlotta
i dont know who is this "king" , and i hope they dont think to scare me . What will they do ? they will kill me ? i dont think . they will hack my acount ? they will lose their's few days after .
the only post where i was little disagreable with someone is removed and if it was him , i was right .
PS: i get the message and send it to the dev team
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you too Rukya... We are the honoured few... I think I have upset the unknown King too ;D
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Rukya.... sometimes, kids are kids, and you havent to think about them, just ignore list is waiting for their nicks...
kisses :)
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@zoerink : yes youre right :)
@brandybee : oh it mean that the four send you a message too ?
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Rukya and Brandy... some stupid persons give you bad words... i only can say... you are both a stunning persons, more than they can dream to be!!!.
Kissses :)
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@ Rukya - 8 now ;D looks like you may be due more ::)
@ Zoerink Hugs & Mwah xxx
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Hmmm i need to check my messages then to see whoo will be the next who will be ignored :)
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Hmmm i need to check my messages then to see whoo will be the next who will be ignored :)
Hi Rukia,
This is the best you have to do. You know I have a lot in my "ignore list".
Many, it's because I did not want or had no time to go in room with them and I have yet to explain nicely. So they get angry and insult me ...! For these people, the door of my "Ignore list" is wide open :D
They'd better read the profiles rather than spend their time forcing people to fuck with them.
I like it but not be forced like that ;D
Tu sais il y en a un hier qui me dit après lui avoir expliquer gentiment et longuement que cela ne m’intéressait pas : " va te goder salope"
Je lui ai répondue "Hummmm OUI avec plaisir et je penserai à toi..." et il est aller rejoindre ses copains dans mon "Ignore list". ;D
Bises.
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lol was chatting with Jay9 when i got this one come to me ;) ;D
nOthing:hey baby can you jerk me off pls
nOthing:pls I wanna cum in your hand
MY put down
All_for_you:what is it that small you can only jerk with it
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@ All_for_you: LMAO :D
@Rukya: He/they try to mess with paddle queen? Hehe, the beginning of their end ;)
We collect all messages which include insults, offends or threats. Also messages when someone is calling himself Admin or Mod. We suggest every member, getting these messages, to contact us (Brandybee, bear, hentaiboy69 and Lover).
Don't let them try to spoil your day, put them on ignore and smile. Smile, because some waste their time with being silly and having bad thoughts instead of having fun here :)
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I might add ...
Abusive situations should be reported. You might not care, but remember if they are doing this to you, they are likely of doing the same to others who might not be as resilient in the situation and find the experience a motivation to consider quitting. Typically these events are caused by immature adults, cyber bullies who enjoy flaming and antagaonizing.
There are two ways to handle this.
Report thru the chat box, which captures the last 20 lines of the converstaion. or
Screen shot the chat box (expand the box if necessary) and keep a hard copy of the conversation to submit in a complaint to supprot.You can notify them you have screenshots and will send them upon their reply to your email.
One can also copy and paste the conversations to a word document.
Whenever dealing with confrontational situations, it is best to keep a frim record of the matter just in case the Achat Gods are called from the heavens to dispense justice. You want to be able to give them a clear perspective of truth to the matter and avoid a
"he said . I said" situtaion without evidence.
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I tryed to report , but it was not a message i received in the chat but when i was offline .
I wanted to report them here using copy/paste (ctrl+c/v) but it dont seem work with the offline messages ( or i didnt the good manipulations )
so i just sended some nice messages like "if there is a whore here , its not me" ( i can be very diplomatic ;D )
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@ Rukya
i can be very diplomatic
Wow.. didn't believe that... I'm very proud of you :)
Unfortunately you can't copy offline messages. The best is to take a screenshot, it's at least an evidence to have the picture.
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I guess Rukya can be named as Minister of Foreign Affairs for Achat!
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Hmmm dont be so sure jondas , i dont know what mean foreign affairs ;D
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@rukya : affaires etrangéres (et peut etre etranges aussi) :p
I apologize for non-french speakers
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affaires etrangéres (et peut etre etranges aussi) :p
I apologize for non-french speakers
et aussi les Francaises, Je penses! :p
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@ bluedenim pourquoi pas? :)
I think we should tune back to english, sorry again!
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lolz
me too!
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This is quite funny. Today I was canvassing people in the game to read the newly published Erotic Story Contest 4 Stories & vote... and the conversation's go like this :-
Brandybee to HIM: Hi ya, Achats Forum have published the new erotic contest stories. Would you be interested in reading & voting for your favourite ?
About an hour passed, whilst I was chatting to others, about 11 people or so to just to give you an idea of time span.
WICKED WITCH: Stay of my husband!
WICKED WITCH: fucking slut.
WICKED WITCH : whore.
I continue and finish my conversation ( Shes not really named WICKED WITCH btw but it suits her ) ..... and then decide to deal with her.
Brandybee to WICKED WITCH: WHATS YOU’RE PROBLEM?
WICKED WITCH: you are my problem slut
WICKED WITCH: stay away from my boyfriend
WICKED WITCH: whore
Brandybee to WICKED WITCH: DONT SWEAR AT ME, YOU CROSS MINDED LITTLE TWIT UNTIL YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
WICKED WITCH: hahahahahahahaha.
WICKED WITCH: crazy slut
WICKED WITCH: i smash your face down
Brandybee to WICKED WITCH: YOU WANT TO EXCHANGE VERBALS I’LL WIPE THE FLOOR WITH SOMEONE LIKE YOU, YOU SILLY LITTLE IDIOT
WICKED WITCH: HAHAHAHA.
Brandybee to WICKED WITCH: DON'T YOU EVER ATTACK ME LIKE THAT AGAIN YOU SILLY LITTLE PIECE OF SCUM
Brandybee to WICKED WITCH: YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME NICE, FEEL FREE, BUT DON'T USE YOUR SHITTY LITTLE TONGUE AT ME LIKE THAT AGAIN
Brandybee to WICKED WITCH: DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
Brandybee to WICKED WITCH: NOW, GO AWAY, I WILL SPEAK TO WHOM EVER I WANT TOO
WICKED WITCH: shut up street whore
WICKED WITCH: ugly bitch,
Brandybee to WICKED WITCH: IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO? YOU NEED TO LEARN PROPER VERBALS
WICKED WITCH: i don't need your comment
WICKED WITCH: blababla
WICKED WITCH: shut the fuckk off
WICKED WITCH: HAHAHA.
Brandybee to WICKED WITCH: LIKE I HOPE A GREAT PLAGUE BEFALLS YOU, SORES AND PESTILENCE BREAKS OUT ON YOUR SKIN AND YOU WEEP IN TERROR
WICKED WITCH: shuuuuuuuuuuuuut up
Brandybee to WICKED WITCH: ROFLMAO
Brandybee to WICKED WITCH: NEXT TIME USE YOUR IMAGINATION
I then messaged her spouse, who surprisingly didn’t answer
Brandybee to HIM: Did I offend you in any way?
Chatted with other persons but I buzzed the spouse again.... just to piss off WICKET WITCH :o
Brandybee to HIM: Hi ya, Achats Forum have published the new erotic contest stories. Would you be interested in reading & voting for your favourite ?
Continued my chat and then asked the Spouse
Brandybee to HIM: Are you talking?
Carried on my conversation.
Brandybee to HIM: Well I dont know, whether you are just ignoring me or you are afk but I think you should know, your spouse just verbally attacked me for no reason, using the vilest of language & insults. I don’t appreciate it and ask you not to involve me again in your conversations. Thank you.
Sorry, the selected user is offline and cannot hear you...
Surprisingly he had logged off SO I BLOODY MESSAGED HIM THE ABOVE INFO. ;D WICKED WITCH stayed on but didn't abuse me further - pity really, I got lots of terrible plagues to bestow..... and she just logged off later.
I wanted to share this with you, because it amused me rotton, the best is .... He had another spouse besides the WICKED WITCH LMAO
Guess my message is, Don't ever be intimidated by these silly people ;D
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I think he didn't understand what you tried to informed him of, be it language barrier or what not, though that didn't stop him from telling his jealous spouse about you contacting him.
Or maybe he simply enjoys letting out his crazy spouse on other women... that's a healthy relationship. ::)
Still... weird people it would seem.
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or the WICKED WITCH is simple him with another account.....lol!
why AChat is full of idiots, sometimes!? oh, yes, i know why.....cause they think they can have easy sex! :P
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LOL, well here in America we have an old saying: Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
When I had Admin powers on a game server I learned to just shut them out...Until I got the power of "KICK" then I would boot them from the server, mid rant. ;D
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;D All of you have good points
@ Adera, I think you are probably right ... I may just see if I can find an interpreter to explain the situation... There is no excuse for that that kind of unprovoked attack and I want to make sure that Wicked Witch and her Spouse are left in no doubt of that , that kind of behaviour will not be tolerated on here... ever...
A simple, no English or even a no answer would have sufficed.
@ HB You could also be right, the only person in her list was the Spouse...
@ Momma _ Andrea .. We have that too, wise old words. We don't have the " kick powers", but we do have the support of Achat Gods when needed.
However, like you know, the power of words can be very strong to resolve a situation & I always like to give persons the benefit of doubt and reason first... and let them know .... WE WONT BE BULLIED, such actions has consequences... And of course, this site is one of the best around... just look at our Forum residents ...
I love a challenge LOL ;D
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Bullies I don`t like !
But can hold my own .
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WHAT A FIRST SET OF LINES
Ana_ _ _ _ _: cam x cam
Ana_ _ _ _ _: ana32_32@
Ana_ _ _ _ _: 1000As cam x cam
Ana_ _ _ _ _: mmmmmmmm
Then the invite :)
Have changed the name
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lol......yes, time by time it happen to see people who search for cam or skype...eh eh!
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Just a fresh one, ok it is a classic ;D
"her"r: coucou bébé tu veux me baiser pour 250 A ?
(Hello baby wanna fuck me for 250 A$ ?)
Urban to "her": coucou ma caille, non :)
(Hello honey, no)
"her": dommage je suis une vrai salope
(too bad i am a real slut)
"her": une grosse chienne
(a big horny dog) not sure about the translation
Urban to "her": effectivement c'est bien dommage :D
(indeed it is a pity)
Urban to "her": et puis les filles ne peuvent pas envoyer de A$ aux graçons ;)
(and girls cannot send gift to the boys)
"her": et?
(and ?)
"her": tes une fille?
(are you a girl ?)
Urban to "her": non mais tu ma demandé si je voulais te baiser pour 250A, ce n'est pas possible tu ne peut pas me payer :)
(no but you ask me if i want to fuck you for 250 A$, it is no possible you cannot pay me :))
end of discution :D
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lol Urban nice one ;D loved the way you did it and thanks for the translation or be scratching my head going what
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Haha Urban yes, that's usually what i answer if they ask me for money.
Her: Hi bb, 250 for fuck?
Me: I don't take money for fun
break.....
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so if I then asked well ok how about for free then Lover ;) you still would tell me no since you only room with one person that way :-*
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HEHEHE
Got this yesterday and got side tracked MMMMMM thanks LOVER MMMMMMM
NO HI HELLO JUST THIS
SKYPE AND CUM WITH ME
If I wanted to do that I would say so on my profile page
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LOL.. didn't you say something like "Congrats your famous now - your name will be written in forum"?
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GOD WHY DO I GET ALL THE IDIOTS
HIM : hi baby i premium ,come with me to room,and i send my real pictures to your email
HIM: pls answer baby ;)
All_for_you to HIM: And WHY would I give you my email
HIM: I could send you my picture?
All_for_you to HIM: and WHY would i want to see your pictures
HIM: please comon to room ;-)
HIM: I do not know, you just come to room
HIM: and 69 for me
Why do guys you don't know think us girl want to see there cock
Guys sort it out get to know us girls first
EDITED BY MODERATOR- BRANDYBEE TO PREVENT ANY EMBARRASSMENT TO PERSON CONCERNED.
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Hay Honey
We'er not all like that MMMWAHHHHH :-*
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Perhaps it's your name? ;) But you also get nice people, don't you...
Reminds me of a message two days ago
Girl: Hi its my birthday - do you send me a gift then i send your pics
I: Happy Birthday... no I don't need MY pics
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YAYYYYY one more for the HALL OF FAME NO THATS THE HALL OF SHAME
WHY CAN'T PEOPLE READ AND TAKE NOTE OF WHAT IT SAY'S
SHE: Hi slut :)
All_for_you to SHE: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME ???
SHE: it was joke :)
All_for_you to SHE: THATS NOT A JOKE TO ME
SHE: ok sweetheart :)
All_for_you to SHE: TIME OF YOU TO BE FAMOUS
SHE: im willful thats all
SHE: sorry
SHE: i wish to see your real pussy but i cant
SHE: good night then bye
EDITED BY MODERATOR - BRANDYBEE TO PREVENT ANY EMBARASSMENT TO PERSON CONCERNED.
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Sometimes, you can't help put smile & shake your head....
Here's another - How not to get a blow job :) .... btw, I've edited the other conversations I was having at the same time :)
Forum_1 to Him: Hi, Would you be interested in taking part in the Achat Sweep Stake lottery?. At the moment the Stake pot stands ar 550A$ :)
Him: want to suck my black cock while I think about it?
Forum_1 to Him: No TY. How do you know, I'm not a guy? :D
Him: I bet you suck cock either way
Forum_1 to Him: No, read my profile. I am A Forum avatar only :)
Him: wtf is that It says female
Forum_1 to Him: Also says ONLY FOR FORUM USE
Forum_1 to Him: = None player
Him: You'd get more people to join if you sucked their cocks
Him: Send over the Forum slut to talk me into joining
Forum_1 to Him: This avi is multi player. Try your chat on someone else, its not working here. Are you interested in the Sweep Stake lottery or not?
Him: I told you Suck my cock and I'll think about it
Him: You bothered me dumbass
Forum_1 to Him: And I told you NO. Which bit of N O dont you undrstand?
Forum_1 to Him: Then a simple no ty I am not interested in the lottery would have been enough without your rude display
Him: I said suck me dick and I'll think about it
Forum_1 to Him: No
Him: Start suckin' or get lost
Forum_1 to Him: Big Sigh .... “You are already. Trust me, it was for you, not me :) Go try that chat on someone else “
Him: What part of Start suckin' or get lost don't you understand?
Forum_1 to Him: lol. I understand perfectly, read above. Take the rejection Sweety.
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So BB did you suck or not? ;D
Me I prefer suck because it's more faster than speaking LOL
In France they called these people " des boulets" and there are many on this game :)
Maybe he could not read the poor ??? ;D
I tell me a thing: people do not read profiles.
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LOL , No, I decided to pass on such a wonderful offer, I prefer the sacred art of seduction, he'd have to try a lot harder before I got on my knees.. and being Dom-ish straight off don't do it for me.. plus ... the Forum Avatars do not play, something all the mods agreed.
Still it makes for some interesting conversations sometimes as you can see ::)
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LOL some people have only one thing in their mind and guess his was that his cock needed sucked. If only he was an anteater, I heard from one of my coworkers that they can actually give themselves a blow job ;D
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ROFLMAO - Sexi thats great and noted. I hope i remember it next time, I am under BJ pressure LOL
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Yet another example. I never use vids nor i send picts of me, and wrote in my info 'Achat only!' But some people do not care to read...
- a nickname: webcam?
- Justlna to a nickname: i believe i wrote it in mt info. read the answer: Achat only!
He asked, i answered. Wasn't that enough for him? No. As a reply, i received this:
- a nickname: well i dont give a fuck what your info says cause i could careless! dont have time for your silly shit on your info page
So i blacklisted him. And than, added an insult to an injury:
- Justlna to a nickname: welcome to my blacklist. For being an ignorant idiot.
- Justlna to a nickname: and yes, i simply DO NOT WANT to see that shameful appendage you are so proud of. Dismissed.
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Well done JustIna! and let me giveyou a warm welcome in the forum of AChat, or as we like to call it "The village"!
if you like to be a citizen of this village, why don't you go here http://www.funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/board,22.0.html and introduce your self!? i swear you you will like this place and the people who live here!
oh, how bad, how bad! we need our major! ;D
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Hey JustIna, A big hearty welcome to our Forum Village. We have lots of fun here, check out some of the other topics and please post any views and ideas you may have.
I see you've met some of the "cookie monsters" in the game already, no worries, its always fun to post the conversations here, even if it is anonymous, sometimes we can recognise the offender by conversations when they hit on us... then you can have fun ;D Forwarned is forearmed ::)
Good for you for not taking his crap.
I hope you enjoy it here and look to join in some of the games... we have a lottery sweep stake if you are interested
Forum Home Page > Organisations & Events >Contests > Achats Village Lottery. Sweep Stake. http://www.funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2530.0.html The Stake Pot has just hit 650A$
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Brandy, AChat is full of "cookie monsters", we all know that......but let's face it.....without them, we never had read some epic replay on this thread! ;D
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COOKIES *stuffs face* oh wait we aren't talking that cookie monster are we ;D
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I like cookies
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WHY SOME MEN THINK I'M STUPID AND THAT THEY JUST HAVE TO TAKE A FEMALE AVATAR WHEN I SAY THAT I'M LESBIAN IN HOPE TO HAVE SEX WITH ME ?
"cold invit received"
Him : hi
Him : let's fucked
Him : please
Me : Hi , sorry , i'm lesbian
"30 sec later"
"cold invit received"
"Her" : hi baby
"Her" : let's fucked baby
Me : I'm still lesbian
LOL
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ROFLMAO - that's tickled me , thanks for sharing Rukya ... so funny
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Rukya, next time confuse such idiots. When they appear with female avi, tell them you only room with real men... :D
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WHY SOME MEN THINK I'M STUPID AND THAT THEY JUST HAVE TO TAKE A FEMALE AVATAR WHEN I SAY THAT I'M LESBIAN IN HOPE TO HAVE SEX WITH ME ?
"cold invit received"
Him : hi
Him : let's fucked
Him : please
Me : Hi , sorry , i'm lesbian
"30 sec later"
"cold invit received"
"Her" : hi baby
"Her" : let's fucked baby
Me : I'm still lesbian
LOL
:D
I had to laugh out loud here.
That's so funny! Thank you for sharing!
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Rukya, next time confuse such idiots. When they appear with female avi, tell them you only room with real men... :D
who like to take it up their ass....lol, asshole are everywhere|
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WHY SOME MEN THINK I'M STUPID AND THAT THEY JUST HAVE TO TAKE A FEMALE AVATAR WHEN I SAY THAT I'M LESBIAN IN HOPE TO HAVE SEX WITH ME ?
"cold invit received"
Him : hi
Him : let's fucked
Him : please
Me : Hi , sorry , i'm lesbian
"30 sec later"
"cold invit received"
"Her" : hi baby
"Her" : let's fucked baby
Me : I'm still lesbian
LOL
LOL Rukya :-* you have such a sweet way with people that don't read profiles ;)
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that "guy" was lucky....she can always us her paddle.... :o
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HB is right , next time i'll accept to room , then i'll choose the pose with the crop , the i'll hit his back pushing the speed to maximum ;D
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lol...what if he likes it?
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Lol i dont think that a man introducing himself saying "lets fucked" will like to have his back croped in full speed ;D
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i know one who will.... ::)
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I know several Rukya, I introduce you if you want ;D
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well you could choose the male submission pose,... kick him in the balls and leave ::)
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Hey Bear, good to see you popping in ... :-*
Cookie Monsters are a bug bare but we can vent here and they do cause a smile or two ;D
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this one is just funny.
I had written in my tagline "No matter what I may say... I miss Claire."
So I get "Hello, Miss Claire" TWICE
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc145/Warlock0716/633921783736320000-facepalm.jpg)
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MA that is cruel, making fun of those with ESL :)
I get so many and sometimes I have a hard time trying to understand what they are after. Although, in retrospect, I guess it is pretty obvious what they are always after.
Anyway, I have a hard time saying ass because I was brought up using the word arse so sometimes, when I see a request for mine and I am not interested, I tell them I don't have one "but I have a pair of old mules that are worn out and I am thinking of getting rid of, you're welcome to them". Of course, invariably, they don't have a clue what (a pair of) mules are.
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Right...
I've logged just to watch the new update which took me ... 1 minute (was the time I spent online), and had a Cookie Monster gracing me with his presence and romantic words, that certainly have made my day a little better:
Him: invite me baby your room and fuck me
Now I'm confused... Shall I invite "him and my room to **** him?" ... Is he inviting me or my room?
That's weird and doesn't make any sense. Since when rooms are able to **** people? What shocks me is not him inviting me in that special and romantic way, but inviting my room? I find it very rude... I'll be posting "Don't Cold Invite my Room. It has feelings aswell"
Help in figuring out what this brilliant mind wanted to say will be well appreciated.
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LMAO honey....
Give him your room, we just need our terrace..and in winter we have our yacht...lol
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It's very simple Marilyn, I don't speak well English but I understand that he want:
He want that you fuck him with your room ! or a 3 some with you and your room !
Simple no ? ;D
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@Lover, don't give details. People will think that we are rich, lol. Never speak about your patrimony in public.
@Nat, lol!!
I think that he was using me to seduce my room. In fact he wanted my room in his bed.
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@Lover
(http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1012/epic-facepalm-epic-facepalm-fail-spacetime-continuum-demotivational-posters-1293247316.jpg)
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OT: I'm not making fun of his spelling. The english is not my main language and I spell it with mistakes sometimes.
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We all don't love about his spelling - but his attitude is obviously and his style is asshole-style.
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MA that is cruel, making fun of those with ESL :)
I get so many and sometimes I have a hard time trying to understand what they are after. Although, in retrospect, I guess it is pretty obvious what they are always after.
Anyway, I have a hard time saying ass because I was brought up using the word arse so sometimes, when I see a request for mine and I am not interested, I tell them I don't have one "but I have a pair of old mules that are worn out and I am thinking of getting rid of, you're welcome to them". Of course, invariably, they don't have a clue what (a pair of) mules are.
LOL I always refer to mules when people say ass. it is more correct and i'm not one to cuss. Just like dam is what the beaver's build :)
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Some might know that I've got in my location: Achat Fashion Designer.
Sometimes some approach me asking how are my designs, etc.
Today i've had this:
Him: and who designed you baby ? a genius ? :)
Him: l'm sure about it :)
Him: how are u doing perfect product of the hand of a genius ?
I was a bit busy and haven't replied...
Him: a pity you are mute baby :(
But as he was being nice I said that I was busy and in the end he made me smile with his words. In this case I wouldn't call them bad pickups.
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One i got today :
Him ( first words ) : want to see me cum rl ?
me : no thanks
LOL
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OH ....
MY ...
GOD ....
here a nice chat i got just few minutes ago :
him : how are you ?
me : i'm fine thanks
him : good
him : remember meeeeeeeeee? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
too busy to anwser
him : nooooo lol its ok
him : is 500 ok hun ?
still too busy to anwser
him : guess not lol
return to my keyboard
me : 500 what ?
him : gift
me : you want make me a gift ?
him : yes
me : well , thanks :)
him : if you want to play
him : do you ?
me : what do you mean ?
him : have sex in my room
me : are you trying to pay me for sex ?
him : yeessssssss if you want ( he was courageous at this point to anwser this lol )
me i see , dont gift me then , i'm not a bitch
him : ok didnt mean u r ( what he meant then proposing to pay me for sex ? )
him :you need to correct your description
me : my description is good
him : it say
him : "i dont pay for sex "
him : it should say " you dont pay for sex "
me : but i didnt write " gift me for sex "
LOL
there , this is the best i got tonight :)
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For the next time Rukya:
1- take the gift
2- first pose: dance
3- action: slap the face
4- exit the room
5- Put the user in your ignore list
That's all 8)
I know, it's bad but sometimes it's good to be bad ;D
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LOL leaving the name in to let every one know how she is
pamela00: sex for 400
tangoracer to pamela00: what your going to pay me 400 to have sex with you
tangoracer to pamela00: i can get sex for free so why would i pay for it
pamela00: * cam show
tangoracer to pamela00: mmmm but i can make you famus
pamela00: haw
pamela00: first gift thrn cam sex tallk
pamela00: ay sou wet ay weithing gift end big dick in cam
tangoracer to pamela00: send me the A$ then
pamela00: ay can
pamela00: you sen to me a dolars
tangoracer to pamela00: no if you want sex with me you pay ME
pamela00: you are sou agly
tangoracer to pamela00: at lest i'm not a whore and sell myself for A$400
pamela00: fack you
tangoracer to pamela00: only for A$400
pamela00: mens cant get gifts
tangoracer to pamela00: yes that we can but I don't to whores
pamela00: yu send me gift you get cam sex ...lesbian sex ...
LOL don't you just love them :) :) :)
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YES Tango ;D
I love Pamela, I'm afraid to fall in love with her so I put her with her girlfriends in my "ignore list" :P
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Lol, Nat, as most of them are after money I call it my "ign-whore" list :)
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Hmmm if you want my thoughs , she is a he .
First she ask you sex seeing your "big dick" for 400 A$ , and then trying to add "lesbian sex" when "she" see that you refuse her first offer .
Very pityfull lol ;D
Ps : @ Concerto : I love the word Ign-whore list
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I logged on just to check a query, no intention to play or chat and within a few minutes ...
HIT 1 : hi
HIT 1: let me fuck you baby ( sends cold invite )
HIT 2: group
HIT 3: salam
HIT 4: I want to fuck your dirty ass, bb.. Your pussy very hairy?
HIT 5: hii
HIT 5: i am 23 years old
HIT 5: lovely mature women ( MATURE ???? Grrrr )
HIT 5: i wnat to meet yo (sends cold invite )
My friends pity message to cheer me up LOL (After I told him of above ): i just woke up.. and find you - the sun that warms my heart
HIT 6: hi.
HIT 6: you want sex ( Sends cold invite )
Wow, I feel so lucky to be so attractive ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Wow, I feel so lucky to be so attractive ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
;D
You know, Its often like that on AChat :)
For me It's often:
Hey slut,I want to fuck your ass
My answer is:
1° OH yes come quickly, I'm in fire
2° My ass hurt me, sorry, I can't :(
3° YES my love
4° with what ?
5° sorry I'm here to learn english
and so on... :)
It depends on my mood, time and person.
If people discussing a bit instead of clicking, it would be better I think.
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Well... im gonna explain what happend to me not one time... some of them:
SHE: hello
Me: hello, how are you.
SHE: Im fine, are you interesting in my pics?
ME: No, ty, have a nice day.
SHE: You can see me naked for 200 achat dollars... and i will let you fuck me.
ME: Im not interesting.
SHE: WHY? are you gay? you like men?
ME: Please.. dont disturb me... im not you are looking for.
SHE: FUCK YOU!!!
(my ignore list grow up).
Well... is not literal, sometimes girls ask me for achat dollars for pics, skype cam to cam for money, and all kind of things, and when i say im not interesting, some of them try to insult, or dont respect that I DONT PAY FOR SEX, FOR PICS, SKYPE, OR SIMILARS...
Achat is a big world... and we can found all over there...
Other words i read sometimes: (first words from someone i dont know)
- wanna fuck my tigh ass??
- cold invitations.
- Wanna give me a gift and fuck me?.
- more cold invitations after declined.
- more cold invitations after declined and say NO.
- I can understand sometimes in free members who dont know how to play, or just dont know nothing about the game, but in old members... is like a devil inside me want to kill someone.
- Hello, i want a rp with you. (after say no.. insist... ).
For all this reasons, my ignore list is full!!!... sometimes i think i can be so radical, sometimes sure i have a mistake with someone, but is clear that all we write in this post... have same "worst pick up lines ever... ".
Kisses to all!!!
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LOL,my ignore list is growing by leaps and bounds,and Im pretty new to AChat.I try to give new non subscribed members the benefit of a doubt,but damn,some are just hell bent on getting laid regardless....and it doesnt matter the orientation either.I like having a great cybering experience on here,but wow,some are so freaking pushy.
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LOL,my ignore list is growing by leaps and bounds,and Im pretty new to AChat.I try to give new non subscribed members the benefit of a doubt,but damn,some are just hell bent on getting laid regardless....and it doesnt matter the orientation either.I like having a great cybering experience on here,but wow,some are so freaking pushy.
LOL
Welcome Sirenia :)
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i have one...
Her: hi
Me:hello ;)
Her:feeling horny?
Me:depends if the person can make me..
Her:200A$ for fuck me
Me:no thanks
Her: why not, i would fuck myself if i was horny, i am hot
Me:then u should prolly do it
Me:lol
well got me on the ignore list.... but it saved me the trouble,lol :P
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i have one...
Her: hi
Me:hello ;)
Her:feeling horny?
Me:depends if the person can make me..
Her:200A$ for fuck me
Me:no thanks
Her: why not, i would fuck myself if i was horny, i am hot
Me:then u should prolly do it
Me:lol
well got me on the ignore list.... but it saved me the trouble,lol :P
That is too funny LOL
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Another stupid one lol . Its a festival this week ;D :
him : hello sexy ass little girl
me : hello
him : hru
me : what ? ( in fact i knew what it meant , but i wanted him to write it fully )
him : hru mean how are you
me : i'm fine thanks
him : ur ass good in riding dicks ( it start to be worst since here :) )
me : i dont think
him : lets try
me : no
cold invit
cold invit
cold invit
me : hmm do you mind if i ignore you
cold invit
him : yes i mind you cant
cold invit
cold invit
me : really ?
cold invit
me : well , look if i cant
cold invit
him yea really
cold invit
new member of my ignore list , cold invit canceled
hahaha how pityfull
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Yes this week is a festival as you say Rukya :)
I don't understand why he asked to a lesbian to climb his dick?
And I also think there's another way to introduce !
Although this one don't bother me if I know but the first time I hesitate euh 5 seconds ;D
Another who can't read.
There are no schools in their countries to learn to read? ::)
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This thread really cracks me up... it's so true!!
Then I look at "The reasons girls don't answer" (or whatever the thread is called) and I think..... How can you not know!
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^^^ So true, plenty of laughs to be found here.
As Lover said, on the first page, "Wanna room for A$?" Seriously? If I was desperate enough to pay for sex, I wouldn't buy it on a computer game ;D
But other than that, I'd say the worst ones are when people go super perv on you. Like damn, not even a hello? I don't enjoy the game so very much when I don't know someone in the slightest... Heck, my best lovers (probably spouse soon :P) on here I didn't even room with the first 2-3 times I chatted with them!
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OT: Boston, you know we're just starting a halloween party in our AChat Bar and Grill http://www.funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,1760.msg61828.html
Join us with your lover/soon spouse... oh and we also always are prepared for a wedding cerenomy and party :D
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Heh, thanks lover. But hey it takes two to tango, perhaps she says no so no guarantees yet :-\
Interested to see how this would work out, will check it out now.
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I did laugh today got a clod invite (head in hands)
Tangoracer to Robot Girl : Please at lest say Hi or Hello
Robot Girl to Tangoracer : I'm new here
Tangoracer to Robot Girl : Its only polite to talk before inviting
Robot Girl to Tangoracer : But I don't know you
Tangoracer to Robot Girl : SO what make you think I will room with you with out talking first
Tangoracer to Robot Girl : and how do you get to know people if you don't talk
NO reply
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This one is from 2 minutes ago:
SHE: Hello
Me: Hello.
SHE: wanna fuck me for 200 A$?
ME: No, thank you. I dont want to fuck you paying or free.
SHE: FUCK OFF.
Sometimes i think some people is really sick.
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This one is from 2 minutes ago:
SHE: Hello
Me: Hello.
SHE: wanna fuck me for 200 A$?
ME: No, thank you. I dont want to fuck you paying or free.
SHE: FUCK OFF.
Sometimes i think some people is really sick.
I think something else me, more rude for her ;)
Short meeting but it shortens the suffering ;D
This happens to me every day, girls asking for gifts cry to go in room with me, I don't answer or I'm asking 15000 A$ for 5 minutes ;D
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This one is from 2 minutes ago:
SHE: Hello
Me: Hello.
SHE: wanna fuck me for 200 A$?
ME: No, thank you. I dont want to fuck you paying or free.
SHE: FUCK OFF.
Sometimes i think some people is really sick.
I think something else me, more rude for her ;)
Short meeting but it shortens the suffering ;D
This happens to me every day, girls asking for gifts cry to go in room with me, I don't answer or I'm asking 15000 A$ for 5 minutes ;D
15000 x 5 minutes??? this is bullshit, you have no price!!!! ;D
Anyway, we have the luck we can put in a ignore list those who dont respect our way to do things... ;)
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This one is from 2 minutes ago:
SHE: Hello
Me: Hello.
SHE: wanna fuck me for 200 A$?
ME: No, thank you. I dont want to fuck you paying or free.
SHE: FUCK OFF.
Sometimes i think some people is really sick.
I think something else me, more rude for her ;)
Short meeting but it shortens the suffering ;D
This happens to me every day, girls asking for gifts cry to go in room with me, I don't answer or I'm asking 15000 A$ for 5 minutes ;D
15000 x 5 minutes??? this is bullshit, you have no price!!!! ;D
Anyway, we have the luck we can put in a ignore list those who dont respect our way to do things... ;)
like your style Nat I always say yes when I get the gitf you send me the A$200 and i will happerly room with you
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The sex is free and should remain free for everyone 8)
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she: hi
me: hi
she: hellllooooo
me: yes...hello
she: how r u babbyyyyyyyyy
me: I'm fine - hopefuly same to you?
FIRST INVITE - DECLINED
SECOND INVITE - DECLINED
me: uhm....you are homo so what's the sense of inviting me?
me: don't wanna play cards in room
she: do u fuke meeeeeeeee
THIRD INVITE - DECLINED
;D one positive point: she TRIED to talk. But why the hell should I fuck a lesbian girl? I take a look in every avatar if somebody is writing to me.
And lesbian avatars and also some "love BBC" and "owned by BBC Studs" just won't work somehow because I'm neither Lesbian nor BBC. :)
Really cannot understand why this is so difficult to understand.
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Really cannot understand why this is so difficult to understand.
I don't know but if you have the answer one day... I take ;D
I often say " I think a lot of users need to learn to read"
And also we don't want at this time, we are free.
I also read the profile before answering and if it does not suit me I even take the trouble to answer if it lasts for hours because a lot don't understand or they don't want !
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First contact with a new French girl on the game today (Very short contact), I receive this:
Masquee: je remarque une ressemblance entre toi et gariguette, vous etes soignées dans le meme hopital psyhiatrique ?
Nat33 to Masquee: bonjour, je ne comprends pas, qui est gariguette ?
Masquee: trop des bittes dans ton cul, et voila ton cerveau ne marche plus
Nat33 to Masquee: ah ok, je comprends mieux :) il suffit de me parler de bites :p et je peux faire quoi pour toi ? pourquoi me dire tout ça ?
Masquee: je m'amuse
Nat33 to Masquee: d'accord, bonne continuation alors ;)
Traduction:
Masquee: I noticed a resemblance between you and gariguette, you are treated in the same hospital psyhiatrique?
Nat33 to Masquee: hello, I don't understand, which is gariguette?
Masquee: too cocks in your ass, and voila your brain does not work anymore
Nat33 to Masquee: ah ok, I understand better :) It was enough to tell me about cocks :p and I can do anything for you? why tell me all this?
Masquee: I enjoy
Nat33 to Masquee: okay, good continuation then;)
I didn't put on my ignore list, I think I love her ::)
Her pseudo Masquee mean Masked in french !!!
I don't hide the nickname, I don't have hidden mine
If you want an original French girl, then invite her ;D
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Lol, I am more interested in the "strawberry" that you appear to have had a liaison with :) (particularly now that I have seen her photo).
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Crying with laughter ... Nat33 Please don't ever change and I love your English French. You kill me... :-*
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LMAO...Nat, i hope you talk to her again and post it here :D
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It was her who approached me like that, they are the only words I had with her.
She has not spoken to me since and I don't try to talk to her either.
I may try an approach because that seemed to me to be an interesting case ;D
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this was say to me by a guy .. hi girl did you just fart beacuse you blow me away
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this was say to me by a guy .. hi girl did you just fart beacuse you blow me away
This is an interesting suggestion and approach ::)
I tell you, they are not all locked !
They are free on AChat ;D
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You took his breath away ... maybe the jasmine effect :o
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Probably been posted before but...
"Hey I'm new to this game can you show me how to play?"
Or ESPECIALLY with me...
"Ive never been with a shemale [that word pisses me off] before, can i try it with you?"
Tip guys, if you want to get with a tgirl, DONT CALL US SHEMALES!
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Yeah, well, Ily, unfortunately it's an Achat term. I try to educate as many people as to my condition but it is a long slog ;) Keep at it girl :)
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Yeah, well, Ily, unfortunately it's an Achat term. I try to educate as many people as to my condition but it is a long slog ;) Keep at it girl :)
mhmm, I don't blame them 100% because porn (and AChat) is what it says...that's the next thing we need to rant about changing >:3
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This chat up was a little ... well make your own mind up, especially if you know Jayc and I .
I was in a couple of chats at the time and have edited those out and changed the guys name to persistant. He was a freeuser.
Persistant: sex
Persistant: hi baby , iam JAYC but this is my new account
Persistant: are you busy ?
Stone : No you are not
Persistant: i couldn't login to my account so i made this one
Persistant: i will invite you baby He invited. I let it run out as I was in chat.
Persistant: its me baby ,,,
Persistant: are you ok ? ..
Persistant: what's wrong with you ?..
Stone : you are not jayc, Its not funny
Persistant: what ??.. do you think that i'm jocking with you ? ..
Persistant: baby its me believe me
Stone : prove it
Persistant: are you busy with some 1 else ? ..
Stone : Just chatting. I said prove it
Persistant: how you want me to prove it , ask me something
Stone : How long have we been together?
Persistant: 1 year
Stone : How did we meet?
Persistant: what now ? i just proved it baby you will ask me about everything in our relation now ?
Persistant: i will invite you and we continue talking there
Stone : your answer was wrong, I was giving you another chance :)
Persistant: i will invite you and we continue talking there
Stone : your answer was wrong, I was giving you another chance :)
He invited and I declined.
Persistant: my answer was right and i know it ,, stop testing me
Persistant: ready ?
He invited. I declined.
Stone : You are not Jayc and its not funny doing that
Persistant: you still don't believe me ?
Persistant: you say that because you are with some 1 else right ? ,
,Persistant: ok , our relation ends here
Stone to : Matters not, I only room with Jayc
Persistant: you willn't see Jayc anymore coz he will be with another girl
Stone : You know, you should be yourself and not pretend to be someone else, especially someone’s spouse.
Persistant: bye , and thanks for what you did for me :*
Stone : You are not Jayc. And I will tell him what you just did.
Persistant: i proved that i'm Jayc but you didn't believe
Stone : He's a Dom too. Tut Tut. ( OK , so I told a white lie there )
Persistant: ok tell me i'm waiting for that ,,
Persistant: do you want to be sure that i'm Jayc ? you can be very sure now when you see me on skype
Stone : You are not Jayc. But at least you read my profile which makes a nice change.
Persistant: what change ? ,,, did you wrote on your profile that we have been together for 1 year ? ,,, stop pretending , i know what are you trying to do
Stone : We have not been together for a year
Stone : How did we meet?
Persistant: lol , so if we have not been together for a year ( as you say ) why you ask me another question ? .. if you want to end our relation and want us to not talk anymore just say that
Stone I was giving you another chance
Stone : to dig yourself deeper into the hole lol
Persistant: well we met here
Persistant: lol
Persistant: what a stupid girl :D ,, go ahead but trust me you willn't stay with Jayc for a long time coz guys need many girls ,, and 1 girl is not enough ,, espicially a girl like you
Stone : Baby, You havent had the pleasure of my room :)
Persistant: so what's special in your room ? . lol
Stone : Ask Jayc :)
Stone : And he will tell you Stone :)
Persistant: no need coz there is nothing special , you are just like others :)
Persistant: and Jayc told me that :)
Stone : Now that is just nasty and spiteful isnt it?
Persistant: no
Persistant: wanna show me what is special in your room ?
Stone : I'm sorry but I only room with Jayc :)
Stone : but nice try :) I'm sure you will enjoy your time here. Just be yourself.
Persistant: lol , i just wanted to be sure about what Jayc's words coz he told me that nothing special in your room and you don't make him feel plesure :)
Persistant: well ,, you will see that i was right , you willn't stay with Jayc for a long time :)
Stone : Define a long time?
Persistant: Sorry, you are on my ignore list...
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Lol, no wonder the long pauses if that was when we were chatting. I thought I had put you to sleep girl :)
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Miss Stone
That guy needs to be sorted out and be Taken down a peg or two.
He is on my have fun with list
I hope your OK and Jayc will give you a big hug
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LOL, well at least it was amusing
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Poor jayc, his own spouse doesnt ecognize him :D
Sometimes im thinking we all should bomb these idiots with messages and invites, show him forum power lol.....
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Stone is patient, it would not have lasted so long with me, but I think like Andrea it's amusing ;)
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Miss Stone...
You give me "Mr. Persistant's" user name... and I will give him a virtual punch in the nose. I've done it before for someone else. It goes like this:
He logs onto AChat...
His message is blinking...
He opens the message...
And this is what he reads:
**!!POW!!**
"I have just virtually punched you in the nose. I will continue to virtually punch you in the nose once a day, until you do one of two things: 1. Apologize to the person you insulted and offended (which would be you Miss Stone). 2. Put me on your ignore list (which I will consider to be the apology). So... either you are man enough to apologize to the person (which would be you, Miss Stone), or a coward who puts me on the ignore list... It's your choice."
You know... we could all send him a "virtual punch in the nose" ;D
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"virtual punch in the nose" Excellent Covems :D
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You have all lifted my spirits.
( And I have sent Covems the guy's username, who could resist such an offer? ;D )
Thank you everyone, especially Tangoracer, Lover and Covems for being chivalrous. It warms a girl's heart no end.
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I have sent him a virtual punch too. ;D
Thanks Covems. Maybe I should have changed it to a virtual kick in the knackers.
Hugs Stone.
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POWWWW POWWWWWW he just got a left and a right to the nose He will Apologize to you Miss Stone
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Mr Persistant came back. This one is funny now I've read it back and prepared it for publishing. I think I may have misunderstood what rap meant, a lost in translation thing.
Persistant: hi baby
Stone : I am not your baby, you were rude the other night so please leave me alone
Persistant: ok honey , let me invite you and i will make you happy what you think ?
Stone : Dont be silly, I only room my spouse, I have told you this already
Stone: you were also rude to me and my spouse
Stone: we do not deserve that.
Persistant: oh really ?
Persistant: i will be more rude if you dont be better than me and let me invite you to my room
Persistant: i will invite you , ok ?
Stone: you are such a little twat, Which part of no, dont you understand?
Persistant: ok bitch , i think i will rap you tonight
Stone : Don’t sing to me! you are a little prick and I would no more go to a room with you than i would a frog or listen to your rapping
Stone : go away and leave me alone and get a life way from me.
I roomed Jayc then.
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Mr Persistant came back. This one is funny now I've read it back and prepared it for publishing. I think I may have misunderstood what rap meant, a lost in translation thing.
Persistant: hi baby
Stone : I am not your baby, you were rude the other night so please leave me alone
Persistant: ok honey , let me invite you and i will make you happy what you think ?
Stone : Dont be silly, I only room my spouse, I have told you this already
Stone: you were also rude to me and my spouse
Stone: we do not deserve that.
Persistant: oh really ?
Persistant: i will be more rude if you dont be better than me and let me invite you to my room
Persistant: i will invite you , ok ?
Stone: you are such a little twat, Which part of no, dont you understand?
Persistant: ok bitch , i think i will rap you tonight
Stone : Don’t sing to me! you are a little prick and I would no more go to a room with you than i would a frog or listen to your rapping
Stone : go away and leave me alone and get a life way from me.
I roomed Jayc then.
I think those are grounds for being banned. Typo or not, he meant "rape". Once he's done harassing you next, another girl is next and so forth. These types don't stop. I urge you to report him to the support team. He escalated above "Trolling" to sexual harassment. Then again, he was a free user, so banning him would be pointless seeing as he could just make a new account. I wonder if they do IP bans or infections (changing the game files so your computer is essentially banned/blocked from using any accounts. Uninstalling and reinstalling fixes this most of the time, but some people arent savvy enough to know that)
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Wow, what a prick >:(
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Should be banned/reported immediately.
Gotta give it to Stone though, for putting up and being so patient with such nonsense.
(http://img.pandawhale.com/70976-christina-aguilera-blow-kiss-g-AEvs.gif)
You go girl! :-*
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I'm going to play devil's advocate here and say banning is a bit harsh.
There is an "Ignore" button. I have used it many times.
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There's being cute, and clever with another member, and then there's just being plain obnoxious and offensive. This guy is the latter. Continuously harassing a member, while also insinuating he'd 'rape' him or her is grounds for some sort of ban in my opinion. Not a permanent IP ban like some suggested but a 24 hour IP ban at least to send the message that he's being a dick head. If that doesn't work well...
(http://therealsingapore.com/sites/default/files/field/image/justice-is-coming.png)
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I agree with Andrea. Stone, use ignore-button and we'll do the rest - obviously he is begging for more virtual punches ;D
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Sorry im with Lover and Andrea on this one, use the ignore button. life is too short to waste time with social malcontents who's idea of fun is to pester my spouse and insult me. >:(
i saw in his profile that he claims to be 24 and the sad fact is if you have not learned social skills by that age you never will. i commend you for giving him a chance to apologize but im not sure if the cretin even knows what that means :D
just as in real life, first impressions tell you alot and 2nd chances are admirable, but this moron has learned nothing and does not deserve even your scorn.
so next time just click that button :)
and put this childish boy in the corner for a time out then write in his report card "Does not work and play well with others" ;D
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If this isn't the worst attempt ever, I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
I'd copy and paste it but my subscription ran up & haven't gotten around to renewing it yet.
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As for me, the worst starting line ever is 'Hi babe' (Of course, that's worst among usual words, as some... 'people' start from foul words and got blacklisted immediately). Why? Because it's vulgar to address an unknown lady as 'babe' (baby and so on). It's vulgar and silly, and could be even more silly if the person who calls me 'baby' is younger than me :D
Calling me a 'babe' (baby) is a good way to earn a place in my blacklist. I'm an adult and a lady, not a 'chick', 'bimbo' or whatever sexist crap these guys are use to throw at women. Sadly, Achat is full of these boys, and that's the reason i almost stopped to play it after 3 years. Probably i'm just fed up with 'hi babe'-s :D
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you are right Nexe.. do what i do if someone says to me hi babe i send back this akkooofgbzan and when they ask whats that i say you did call me babe
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Agree wholeheartedly with you Nexe!
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I love whores and this is a very special one :D
whore: send m a small gift and your alone in the room
me to xxx: i send you a gift and im alone in room?
whore: yes
me to xxx: wow what a great offer....youre so nice
me to xxx: but i can go alone into room without gifting somebody
xxx: pls send gift go inv room
me to xxx: but then im alone..i dont want to be alone
xxx: yes ok
xxx: send it over to settle me your
me to xxx: hey, you better leave as long as youre able to...Im jack the ripper, i dont like whores and so does my knife
next i got a cold invite ;D where is the slaughter pose when you need it?
xxx: send or no
me to xxx: no, i dont pay for talking in room
me to xxx: and i dont like whores, i told you
xxx: fuck you
me to xxx: yes, much better than fucking you
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this "whore" is not original.
She had sent me the same sentence : "send m a small gift and your alone in the room"
But, i were talking with a friend and i didn't answer like you, Lover.
But, it's not sexy those requests
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Yes, i was sure she uses this sentence to everyone. I just wonder if she will get A$ lol
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She's not a good whore, she has not the right approach and doesn't tell the customer tariffs.
That's easy:
Goodnight Sweetheart,
Want Happiness?
Tired of your wife who doesn't want to be sodomized when you want?
Try a shemale, you will be on to fuck her ass !
Blowjob: 500 A$
Sodomy: 1000 A$
The total, one hour of intense pleasure: 5000 A$
I add that it's the price dictated by the ASS*
*AChat Shemale Syndicate
I do everything for free because I love it and not just me 8)
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Oh Nat vous etes si jolie! I love it! Achat Shemale Syndicate....... too precious!
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This guy pesters me on and off. Usually the conversations are short and sweet ... But I had two hits in one night between my chats... joyful :D :D
As usual name is changed to prevent embarrassment.
Little Dick: hi mom
Brandybee : Don't start like that, I dont like mom. its not good.
Little Dick: i am sorry..i didnt mean any offence...if you were my mother id be in heaven
Brandybee : go away
Brandybee : you used the M word again,
Little Dick: ok...im sorry...just young bored horny and too much energy and sperm..i am sorry...youre beautiful
He went away as he usually does. Then he came back ....
Little Dick: youre looking incredible mama...are you going on a date or?
Brandybee : Mama?
Little Dick: if dreams came true..then yes
Brandybee : why do you think its ok to presume I am into incest or that I would even like you to call me anything?
Little Dick: i dont presume anything, i just shoot and hope
Brandybee : its bad manners and I dont like incest nor the M words
Little Dick: bad manners? this entire program is bad manners
Brandybee : so its ok then, its ok to insult people.
Little Dick: i havent insulted anyone
Brandybee : yes you did
Little Dick: how?
Brandybee : that one word insulted me, I am not your mama and by the very nature of it , it suggests incest
Brandybee : you should chat politely first before making such presumptuous role play
Little Dick: we must have a different definition of the world insult, this is going nowhere, just ignore me
Brandybee : just dont rp such things... and you should learn to apologise
Little Dick: i have not done anything with intent to insult you, neither should anything i have said insulted you, youre taking this way out of context and proportion, this is a nameless thing, it is faceless, it is purely for sex
Little Dick: anyone looking for more than sex here is going to have a very bad time, they must be already
Brandybee : wrong, you are presuming people are like you.
Little Dick: no, im not presuming anything, this is not a dating site, its not a bar, its not an island resort, its a computerised sex simulator, why put yourself...who is on here faceless and simply an avatar and a name on a pedestal? this is pornographic...nothing more...looking for more than that here is like looking for an ice block in the desert
Brandybee : thank you for explaining that. I never thought of it like that.
Brandybee : silly me
Little Dick: miss you can think what you want, it doesnt matter to me, just as much as it shouldnt matter to you what i think, i am simply trying to explain how i dont see how i have insulted you...whatever...as i said this is pointless.....
Brandybee : No you are forcing your incestuous r p on me. I didnt like it, plain and simple. And I dont like being called Mama.
Little Dick: im not forcing anything...im simply putting it there...you can do nothing with it...reply to it...or block me....im not forcing anything
Brandybee : You should find out what people like first before presuming
Brandybee : Ok, so if i said, " Hi little Dick, you look great to sub tonight? " You think that’s a good opening line?
Little Dick: if i was into that then that would be fantastic, as im not in to bdsm i would say "no, not for me thank you for the offer"
Brandybee : yeah, sure you would
Little Dick: whos presuming now?
Brandybee : And I'm not that ill mannered
Little Dick: i never said you were ill mannered
Brandybee : No, I am making a point
Little Dick : i have not commented on your manners or mannerism or personality at all
Brandybee : Well Your manners and presumptions leave a lot to be desired.
Little Dick: all iv done is tried to explain my reasoning behind failing to understand how i have insulted you....offended you? possibly...but i dont see how either....repulsed? certainly....but does a disfigured person apologise to you if they see the shock on your face? no
Little Dick: well that is fine miss
Brandybee : I explained it
Brandybee : You presumed I was incestuous
Little Dick: no i didnt
Brandybee : and used the M word
Brandybee : its a sex site, you called me mama
Little Dick: i did not presume you were..i put the thing there...then hoped you might be interested...i didnt even think enough about it to consider wether you were incestuous or not
Brandybee : you should have before you opened that chat
Brandybee : its offensive
Little Dick: well see this is all a matter of opinion, thats why we are going around in circles
Brandybee : lol no, you are insulting, I told you. simples
Little Dick: well different people are insulted by different things and in different ways...obviously between myself and you quite differently
Little Dick: youre absolutely lovely to debate with though
Brandybee : sure, you presumed I was incestuous, i'm not
Little Dick: i didnt presume
Brandybee : Has it sunk in yet?
Little Dick: no
Brandybee : Mama is definitely a presumption
Little Dick: no its not..its a suggestion...it is fantasy and in no way was it forced on you...it is not possible to force it on you..there is no other way to communicate it with out somply putting it to you as i did....miss you could be a 19 year old male for all i know...i do not presume jack shit here...
Brandybee : No it’s an insult
Little Dick: define an insult to me
Brandybee : assuming I am or want to be your mother on a sex site
Brandybee : without bothering to chat to see what I like or dislike
Brandybee : presuming I like such things
Little Dick: assume..presume...none of this applies.....
Brandybee : that is insulting as you presume too much
Brandybee : you did
Brandybee : you presumed by calling me that
Brandybee : i wouldnt call you Little Dick (Well maybe I would now & have :-* )
Little Dick : miss youre more than welcome to call me little dick or moby dick or whatever you want....i simply put a situationally rp there and you were welcome to do what you wanted with it...it was not forced on to you...it was put to you the only way that is possible through this
Brandybee : It was, you sent it, I didnt ask for it
Brandybee : You presume too much
Little Dick: my word
Brandybee : accept it or not but don’t ever do that to me again
Little Dick: well...we will just have to agree to disagree on those points miss, im sorry we couldnt work this out, you seem like a lovely lady and i have no higher respect for strong minded girls, so...if i can ever be of any assisstance to you...to talk or anything dont hesitate, of course i am not presuming or assuming here that you would want anything to do with me at all after this...but i am putting it out there..ok?
Brandybee : Not to me ok, I find it extremely insulting and presumptuous. And I know others do too
Little Dick: well that is fine miss...as i said were gona have to disagree here...i am sorry we couldnt work this out...it has been lovely doing this though, youre great
Brandybee : I still dont hear an apology
Little Dick: i still dont see what i have to apologize for....for suggesting something youre not interested in? if someone says to you..."hey did you see the tennis?" and maybe to you tennis is the most boring fuckin thing in the world...would you make them apologize to you for asking?
Brandybee : No tennis is not incest
Little Dick: so?
Little Dick: its the same principle
Brandybee : and you called me a name I did not like
Brandybee : No its not
Brandybee : Tennis is not taboo or against the law
Brandybee : It’s totally the wrong analogy
Little Dick: yes...but it was said in a place where sexual fantasies are played out...so in the context it is no different
Brandybee : No your sexual fantasy is not mine
Little Dick: exactly
Brandybee : You do what you want in the room
Brandybee : Not in the lobby
Little Dick: how else am i supposed to know that unless i put it out there to you?
Brandybee : you talk to me and ask what I like
Brandybee : you presumed
Brandybee : you was wrong
Brandybee : I didn’t like the presumption
Brandybee : Nor the name calling
Little dick: you say name calling as if i was calling you something derogatory, that was not the intent with which it was used...........why do you wish to keep talking to me?
Brandybee : You did. You called me Mama
Little dick: yes im quite aware of that
Brandybee : So I find it insulting
Little Dick: in my mind it is not derogatory or insulting it is suggesting a scenario......do you despise me so much for being a boy with too much testosterone right now...and too much of an imagination...maybe wanting to get a thrill of doing something taboo? i dont understand why you persist with me...you want to fix me? or you just want an apology for something that i dont think i have done?
Brandybee : So keep it for the room, you force your ideals on me that I frankly find despicable. Therefore it was a wrong opening line. It was insulting and presumptuous
Brandybee : and before using such a strong taboo, you should have found out if I was like minded
Little Dick: well i dont like to beat around the bush miss...thats why i just cut to the point...but i have really enjoyed this anyway...probably more than i would have doing what i suggested with you..i am sorry but the only thing i can apologise for is failing to see how you think i inteded to hurt you, that is the last thing i wanted to do
Brandybee : You didn’t hurt me, you pissed me off by calling me Mama and what it suggested.
Little Dick: well i didnt intend that, i cant repeat myself any more miss....really....i know you dont agree with it but do you understand my point of view?
Brandybee : No, you insulted me, you won’t accept it nor apologise. That’s your prerogative.
Little Dick: well just call me napoleon and be done with it then
Brandybee : No, I wouldnt insult Napolean
Little Dick: lol
Brandybee : lol
Little Dick: what do you want from me?
Brandybee : Nothing, I like to chat. LMAO
Brandybee : see if there’s any chemistry
Little Dick: well havent you found enough for a man mad volcanoe yet?
Brandybee : There’s no chemistry here, but I like talking to you lol
Little Dick: why?
Brandybee : Why no chemistry or why I like talking to you?
Little Dick: just why really
Brandybee : No chemistry , not on the same wave length = crap room
Brandybee : Talking to you, I chat by nature and am a role player too
Little Dick: ok
Brandybee : :) why are you still here? :o
Little Dick: not fair really...youve no idea how much you turn me on...dont know what to do with myself now..guess ill have a cigerete while i figure it out
Brandybee : lol
Brandybee : You like erotic stories? There’s good ones on Forum.
Little Dick: i havent really read any
Little Dick: i like russian stories
Brandybee : Are you a member of Forum?
Little Dick: ok...what name are they under? i am bored now...and ridiculously horny but i dont think i could read anything right now
Little Dick: what forum?
Brandybee - Achats Forum - http://www.funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php
Brandybee : its free, just register your details then log in
Little Dick: oh ok
Little Dick: i only install this thing once every couple of months..i duno miss...i dont want to get that far in to it
It goes quiet & I continue to chat to others.
Little Dick: sorry miss i had a phone call
Little Dick: i hate to be crass but i really just need to ejaculate...youve got me so wired..even after being stuck talking to my boss for half an hour
Little Dick: my cocks been hard for you so long its aching
Brandybee : lol Good, suffer lol
Little Dick: mercy
Brandybee : talking to the wrong person. I chat about erotic stories lol
Little Dick: ok...i am in a predicament then...i dont want to settle for any other girl right now
Brandybee : lol. best join forum then :) You can read the stories :)
Brandybee : hot guranteed :)
Little Dick: next time i need this release i will...need something visual right now
Brandybee : Trust me, I bet your imagination is better. Try it and see
Little Dick: i dont have the time or patience right now
Brandybee :That’s a shame, you are missing quite an experience
Little Dick: i think iv been missing you my whole life...but i just couldnt go on a forum right now,..im at bursting point and i dont want anyone but you
Brandybee : mmm sorry, I am very particular and Mama killed it.
Little Dick: then i have committed orgasmical suicide
Brandybee : Thats one way of looking at it :)
Little Dicky: Theres nothing i can do or say is there?
Brandybee : No, you can’t recover from that, It’s why it’s not a good way to start :)
Little Dick: you wouldnt want a 19 year old anyway i dont think, youre too classy for me
Little Dick: can i at least have your permission to think of you when i cum?
Brandybee : No
Brandybee : lol
Little Dick: seriously?
Brandybee : No, think of someone else lol
Little Dick: i cant
Little Dick: youre really gona do that to me?
Brandybee : I'm a Domme, so no permission ( :D :D :D )
Little Dick: iv never been dommed...would you dom me? make me cum 5 times in you till i pass out?
Brandybee : No, you should not have called me Mama
Little Dick: well i cant do anything about it now....
Little Dick: i am my own worst enemy
Brandybee : mmm hmmm I tried to tell you, even hinted at saying sorry.
Little Dick: if i said sorry it would be false though miss....i am sorry that what happened happened..and how it turned out...but i cant apologise for not knowing how i did something wrong
Brandybee : Have you ever heard the expression - " You have to dress up to dress down"?
Little Dick: yes
Brandybee : dress up = start classy, you can dress down = down and dirty. You can’t start dirty and go up to classy…. but you can be classy and go down to dirty
Brandybee : And here endeths the lesson.
Little DIck: ok, well, i am sorry
Brandybee : At last you see the light :)
Little Dick: yeah but give me one guess and id say its a train coming
Little Dick: do i have your permission now?
Brandybee : Train baby, with me it’s an earthquake and violent storm with a train coming. You missed your stop
Brandybee : No
Little Dick: i give up
Little Dick: it was real nice meeting you miss and talking
Brandybee : take care, and change your initial contact :)
Brandybee : Nighty Night.
Think he's got the message now ;D ;D ;D
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thanks Brandy I enjoy read that, think he did get message
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*grabs a snicker bar and my glasses*
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i still dont see what i have to apologize for....for suggesting something youre not interested in? if someone says to you..."hey did you see the tennis?" and maybe to you tennis is the most boring fuckin thing in the world...would you make them apologize to you for asking?
:D :D :D
Pretty much the worst analogy ever. Maybe if he said "Hey, I got this tennis racket...and you have a vagina...need I say more..?" it would've been a better analogy.
I didn't read all the way, but gonna assume he never apologized. If he ever joins the forum though, I'll make him a banner named "Little Dick" with his tennis analogy as the caption.
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I don't know about the rest but BB likes to talk ;D
Note: I do the same but in French, when I speak French to English, it's not a good sign.
In this regard, I don't see why the French (francophones) make the effort to speak English and not the reverse ::)
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Lick your fingers and touch the girls clothes and say "how bout me and you get outa these wet clothes
Girl...are you a private eye? Because I saw you checking out my package
Hey Babe, there's a party in my pants and you're invited!
(Give a girl a penny) then say "how much can i get with this"
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free
If i was a fly I'd land on you first, Because you're the sh*t
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Absolute worst pick up line
Do you want to see where I hide the bodies?
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Absolute worst pick up line
Do you want to see where I hide the bodies?
Actually, I may use that with the next Cookie Monster lol Great retort. ::)
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hey, Roxxy, your pic isn't working.....fix it, please!
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Hey, why go for the best when you can go for the rest?
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Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
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Lol......i can imagine a direct answer like "Sorry, i lost mine too!"
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Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you
kinda sweet :)
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Well, HGO.....i can answer yes to the first one, cause it's part of my job! ;D
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really? omg mine to :D
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lol.....that's really a nice coincidence! :D
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“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
― Barbara Bush
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I lost my virginity... can I have yours?
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Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
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*writes down all these pick up lines*
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/387216/deon-cole-take-notes-o.gif)
Hoo man, it's as if Fort Knox is giving away gold, because this is what these pick up lines are to me! I needed new material to break the ice. Thanks people!
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*writes down all these pick up lines*
Hoo man, it's as if Fort Knox is giving away gold, because this is what these pick up lines are to me! I needed new material to break the ice. Thanks people!
So you want to be among the worst? :D
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I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
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do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
Does your dad own a dairy company, 'cause you've got a nice set of jugs
Hi im a thief and im here to steal your heart
Baby I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock
Do you have a band-aid? Cuz i scraped my knee falling for you ;)
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
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Lol......i can imagine a direct answer like "Sorry, i lost mine too!"
lol
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I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon
I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
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HGO said...
You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
Ten years? Hahaha, the other seven or eight will all be boys?
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So you want to be among the worst? :D
I would feel honored to have my name mentioned as someone who provides some of the worst pick up lines here on achat. ::)
You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
At its core I understand it's intended to be sweet. But for whatever reason, I can only pictured a deranged wide eyed lunatic saying this, while holding rope in one hand and Vaseline in the other.
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YOu may not like them but i dont think these are worst pick up lines... and from my own experience i can say, some of them really work ;)
They are not insulting, aggressive or treating you bad. And its far from "hi babe how are you?"
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Well i was having a very pleasant chat with Brandy when this happened.... got to say, full of contradictions... well a fun read :P (Its a Female Char btw ) Name Edited to prevent any embarassment
Bman7: hi Gin!
Ginuwine to Bman7: hello
Bman7: you got a nice face
Ginuwine to Bman7: lol, thanks.. i think you lost your panties :P (She wasnt wearing anything down under :P)
Bman7: you wear that hat in bed--while ridin'
Bman7: dont need en i play with myself too much
Ginuwine to Bman7: are you a fan of Batman?
Bman7: of course
Ginuwine to Bman7: well no offence, seeing a chick named batman kinda rings alarms
Bman7: its my husbands computer, hon
Ginuwine to Bman7: whats that got to do with the name? i dont understand
Bman7: wow lil hostile, i just use his account, take it easy shit
Ginuwine to Bman7: well look whose being hostile, i am just asking casually
Well after that, used the ignore button... from a fan of batman, husbands computer and to using his account... Dont insult my Intelligence pls
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C'mon baby, show us your pink bits
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@Ginuwine : Hmmm ... i dont see where he was hostile ... ::)
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I think the Bman may have been a guy pretending to be a girl. :o
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Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line. ( i actually like this one :) )
You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
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Changed the girls name here. A little exchange I had yesterday.
Hornygirl: Mmm..you look hot and sexy. I want to do things to you.
Hukk to Hornygirl: Oooo yea baby. Keep talking. What kind of things?
Hornygirl: Naughty things. Like suck your cock deep. And lick your big balls.
Hukk to Hornygirl: *rubs my nipples* Keep going. Don't stop.
Hornygirl: Is this turning you on? What will you do to me bb......?
Hukk to Hornygirl: Girl, first imma take you to the best oriental seafood restaurant in town. I'll order you a big plate of calamari
hornygirl: Tell me bb what you will do...
Hukk to Hornygir: For me, I'll just get me some noodles. I'm a little cash strapped, so I can't splurge so much,
Hornygirl: Okay. I meant in bed bb. What will you do to me...
Hukk to Hornygirl: Oh in bed. Mmmmmmm girl....imma sex you up real good. First, I'll play us some soft music by Color me Bad. Then, I'll slowly undress both of us...and proceed to lay ontop of you.
Hornygirl: I like that. Slide you r cock into me baaaby.
Hukk to Hornygirl: Shit, wait stop.
Hornygirl: :(?What is it bb?
Hukk to Hornygirl: I forgot the condom. Can you spare me a couple of bucks? I spent all my money at the sea food restaurant I took you. Sorry.
End of conversation. Not sure what happened. Everything was going so well.
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Huh! You never have nice conversations like that with me!
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Today I got this one its not a worst one I kind like it and want to share .
234 : It is a pity that such a sensual body has no lesbian attraction.
FoxyRoxxy to 234 : nice line
234: You are nicer than the lines
FoxyRoxxy to 234 : ty
Can we post any nice pick up lines ??
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Huh! You never have nice conversations like that with me!
Next time we chat, I'll rp that I took you out to eat at Taco Bell. You'll have to pay of course, because I will have forgotten my wallet back at my apartment. ;)
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Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
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Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down. (cant lose with this one :P)
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
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another Achat pickup line
if you guess whats in my hand i'll let you have it
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This guy, lets call him GoonHug, asks me if I've ever sucked an N word... then tells me I'd look prettier with black dick in my mouth. I respond "yeah probably" then he says "You wink at me again and its going in your mouth." I reply "sure thing" 5 minutes later he spams cold invites and then gets upset and goes "whatever" I reply "I didn't wink yet hun"
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@ Eden
Poor guy. All he wanted was to place his black shalong inside your mouth. I can only wonder if he ever found the right person to share his freakishly large black penis with yet here on achat (I assume it's big, because he's black). Godspeed my friend....Godspeed.. ::)
My convo with a user who goes by um..lets say a name resembling Batman.
Batcock: Hey cutie.
Hukk to Batcock: Holy frijoles Batman!
Batcock: lol....want to have fun?
Hukk to Batcock: I don't have to dress as robin right?
Batcock: lol..
(I don't respond for a bit)
Batcock: I'm sure you have some ideas in store for me ;-)
Hukk to Batcock: Yes, one idea! It's a simple idea, really. We kill the Batman. Sorry, just can't resist. It's just right there in front of me. I gotta hit it out of the ballpark.
(this is where I think she got upset)
Batcock: Ooooh another guy with a picture showing off his tattoo's. Way to be original.
Hukk to Batcock: I can tell from your not so subtle hint of sarcasm, you mean that as an insult but I'll take it anyway. Gee thanks! <3
Batcock: Duh, I am.
Hukk to Batcock: *motions over your head* You're too smart for me. You win. I lose. Game over. e.e'
Batcock: Whatever.
(I paste this youtube clip for her)
Hukk to Batcock: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQVfOguNWBw
And then that was it. I will never forget our conversation my masked dark knight!
(http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090313174704/batman/images/0/01/Batmanadamwest.jpg)
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lol hukk, im sure i met the same bat. She talked to me too, least she tried but her kind of introducing... lets say i told her that i think men wearing costumes should go to doc and not play in AChat ;)
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When I log on, I usually have a couple of guys tell me all about their 11or 12 inch dicks... All I can think of on hearing that is 'ouch'. Not a big turn on for me. Besides, in my experience, bigger doesn't always equal better.
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what I get from men...1.sup want some bbc?(act stupid act and ask what that is) 2.want sex on Skype for A$ 3. want to see my 13 ins(gee guys ya`ll are the same size on here(one of a bird in the hand thing is better then 2 in the bush,pardon the pun) 4. want to be my mommy(yeah sure still sounds like shooting a watermelon through a cat door) 5.want to be my slave(like duh pay attention to the poses im faster then you picking them) 6. this one is my favorite sup bb hru cn I cum rom with u(answer uhewe sur ewe wnt 2?)
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A brief appearance of a man I don't know and never seen !
I replaced the nickname of this unknown by: unknown user
unknow user: want see cock or ass show on my web cam?
Nat33 to unknow user: I prefer waiting you at home, hurry up I'm very horny
unknow user: don't want see it? or u want fuck here?
Nat33 to unknow user: no thank you I prefer fuck in real, kisses
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Nothing, it was very brief !!!
Well I'll let you know but I think I will not fuck tonight! ::)
;D
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Gee,your hair smells terrific! -.-
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that's a good topic i like it very much OK i have also some pick up for me and i feel i was stuiped and if any one i do that with him i am sorry
now i will tell you about something happen to me it starts with that
the girl: I am horny
salma2011 to that girl: mmmmmmm thats good for you but i prefer to room with men sorry hun have fun kisses bye
that girl: ok bye
(go to room for 30min)
that girl again: i am horny
didn't reply
after 5 min
the girl again: i like shemale ( vry good ) and no poses i free user
salma2011 to the girl: sorry hun i am lil busy right now and i told you before i prefer to room with men
the girl: ok sorry
salma2011 : never mind hun have fun
chatting with a friend suddenly
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Free user male: i am horny
salma2011: stop that please :'(
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Hello Salma,
This is often the free users who insist and generally girls!
Why? I don't know, maybe they know not read ::)
But we must also say that among of the free users, many are goods 8)
But it's true that it's difficult to always repeat the same thing !!!
Kisses :-*
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Nat my dear :-*
you are right but that free male user who i told him stop that was the same girl he/she make new account but in male form ;D
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Yes, sure. They are horny... always. And they tell that right from the start. I've seen my share of these too. If i'm in the mood, i usually answer that it is not my problem, but theirs. These boys really think we are here just for one reason - to entertain the almighty them :D Sometimes i enjoy putting them back to the ground and stomp on them.
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Women to men I what a GIFT hahahhha ;D
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Women to men I what a GIFT hahahhha ;D
LOL... yes...this is very ussual in achat... unafortunately
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Yea Ive noticed that too..the guys want sex,the girls want gifts...what a concept LOL
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Poor jayc, his own spouse doesnt ecognize him :D
But I know you well honey :P when it happen to me ...
FoxyRoxxy to LuvCodler: how are you
LuvCodler: ı'm good
LuvCodler: wife
LuvCodler: :)
LuvCodler: u?
FoxyRoxxy to LuvCodler: what you think i dont know my husband
FoxyRoxxy to LuvCodler: why did you call me your wife
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LOL
Logged in today to find this message from a free user.
Having sex doesn't make u a Slut & being a virgin doesn't make u a saint
( then his email and skype address)
I wnt 2 lic suc fuc 24/7 bang lor r all our affairs wl b kept strictly confidential up2 our last I promise wht abt u
I don't think so buddy :)
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uuuh .... Can someone translate " I wnt 2 lic suc fuc 24/7 bang lor r all our affairs wl b kept strictly confidential up2 our last I promise wht abt u " . Please .
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uuuh .... Can someone translate " I wnt 2 lic suc fuc 24/7 bang lor r all our affairs wl b kept strictly confidential up2 our last I promise wht abt u " . Please .
Traduction:
Je veux te lécher, te sucer, te baiser jour et nuit tous les jours de la semaine mais pour l'instant c'est confidentiel je crois bien avoir oublier de donner à manger au poisson rouge. S'il te plait donne lui toi !
Voilà ;D
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uuuh .... je vois pas ou ça parle de poisson rouge lol
Uhhh .... I dont see where this talk of a red fish lol
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Another fine example of lowlife's approach:
[a lowlife] - Hi baby do you like thick cocks? // Sure, they always call any unknown lady 'a baby' ('a babe')
[Me] - No, I do not like cocks at all. I like gentlemen. For those, who are just cocks, I have my blacklist. //To where I put him right after my answer :D
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This is just wonderful. What an interesting logic, the perfect rage fit:
[a boy]: hi
[Me]: hello
[a boy]: nice outfit you got :) //At first, he seems usual.
[Me]: i know :)
[a boy]: can i see your legs ? //Now it's getting strange.
[a boy]: cuz it's showing only from th midle
[a boy]: can you join me in my room ? so i can have a better view ?
[a boy]: or maybe you ar fat :))
[Me]: Well, if you offer me a wine and a nice chat, than... correct that. No //I started to type an answer, than i got the last two messages, he was typing them fast, not waiting for my answers, so i corrected it.
[Me]: You're too fast
[a boy]: :))
[a boy]: because i wanna go sleep :) //Now he went like many others, all-egoistic. 'I want', 'Add me' and so on. He cannot even imagine me to refuse him. Which never stops to amuse me, how sure of themselves these boys are. Think themselves as a gift from above, or like that?
[a boy]: just add me to your friends
[Me]: Than go and sleep
[Me]: no //He prefers not to notice my refuse. Or maybe he's just typing too fast to notice.
[a boy]: and we gonna have a chat one other day
[a boy]: ;)
[a boy]: and mayve sex after //Sure, of course I have to want to have sex with him. How could I possible refuse such an offer? Yes, I'm sarcastic, as I was since the beginning of this conversation.
[a boy]: you are right
[a boy]: i was rude this time //Too late. He said enough.
[Me]: I said no. Now get lost
[a boy]: get lost ?? //And here he has a rage fit.
[a boy]: fuck of you dirty cheap slut
[a boy]: fucking with guys for a glas of wine //An example of idiot's logic. I didn't said a word about having sex with him to him, I was telling him about a chat. But it's obvious, that he cannot imagine me refusing sex. In his mind he's already had his way with me as much as his perverted wish told him.
[a boy]: stupid bitch
[a boy]: youre definetly english //That's just brilliant conclusion! I am definitely English. Well. He's from Dublin, at least, that he stated in his profile. So, it might be just a common hostility towards English people. Xenophoby is usual among the lowlife. And no, I'm not English. So even this piece of hate went off target :D
[Me]: Welcome to my blacklist, lowlife. Learn to think and to behave, little boy :)
[a boy]: Sorry, you are on my ignore list... //And he was faster to ignore me. Which makes it even more funny. A boy ignoring ladies will end up playing with Robot Girl. But than, that's what he definitely deserves :D
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Hey babe you are sexy
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Today I logged on to the game and I got this line .
XXXX hey beautiful wanna fuck
Can any one teach guys how to approach women
Like do they really think women would talk to then .
Name changed to XXXX prevent embarassment
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My worst one......Hey Jinger, do you like to fuck animals?
Don't know about anyone else but er.....No. Doesn't even warrant a response.
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lol jinger do you ?
;D
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Not since I got bitten by that spider. :)
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My worst one......Hey Jinger, do you like to fuck animals?
Don't know about anyone else but er.....No. Doesn't even warrant a response.
Hey, I got asked that yesterday. Yeah, I just hit ignore.
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Would he have played the animal or "bring" one?... lol
Hamsters are nice to fuck, but need to be taped around otherwise they explode.
And chicken will peck your balls...
::) ;D
Last I got:
- wanna see my cock on cam? - No thank you
- please invite me. - just ignored
- want to fuck a shemale - just ignored
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Just had a nice one:
him : hi bb
him : want your ass hole in my hard shaft
me : lol... the other way could be easier, don't you think?
him : maybe yes or not
him : what do you think
me : I think if i can get my ass in your shaft, you must have a monstrous one ...
end of conversation... of course :D
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On others with alt accounts
After being with some one some time you know to much to not
recognize that person words more if you have been trained hard to
observe behaviors
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I will give you the world.
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Here's a little gift from me to you all. Copy this image and print it out.... then place it in a convient spot next to your keyboard. Then the next time you feel insulted or abused, simply pick one from each column and send it as your reply.
(http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w31/Covems/AChat/Motovationals/insults_zps0672e6ce.jpg)
You're welcome.
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Very funny Cove
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watch out that they don't turn around and use it on you covems
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Roses are red, foxes are clever. I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!
Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
roses are red lemons are sour open your legs
and give me an hour.
nice legs babe, what time do they open
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::) A / S / L ::)
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Ah, the old age, sex, location. all the things one could glean from a profile, should one take the time to look.
Classic
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From a young gentleman..... "Hey. Oral?"
How could I possibly refuse such a kind and thoughtful offer? Makes me just want to quiver with anticipation.
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That IS kind, if he was offering to do it to you. probably not though.
Last week I got asked, "my ass for yours?"
From a male.
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He wanted to swap bottoms with you? Is that even possible?
Not sure I would like to swap my bum for a hairy arsed mans lol
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I'm sure my bum is more hairy than his. I should have accepted.
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This idiot just has to win the prize in this topic
I was in conversation with my spouse when he sent this opening line.
JS: i want to take you from behind and pump u hard while JayC is not here
Stone to JS: go away
JSS: i want to take you from behind and pump u harder and deeper than JayC
I roomed for about 20 mins with my spouse and didn't bother answering.
When I came out, he messaged me again.
JS: want to take you from behind and pump you hard now that Jayc is finished with you ;)
Stone to JS: you really couldnt match up, now fuck off as you dont understand, go away. (Apologies for my language)
Not surprisingly, he made my ignore list.
I then continued the date with my man.
Mod-Edit: You know the reason ;)
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no apologies needed Stone, and three cheers well done you :)
tell JayC not to hurt him too bad ;)
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xxxx: hello
xxxx: do u want see me on skype
dirtyElena to xxxx: hi
xxxx: hru
dirtyElena to xxxx: oh wow.. your profile is somewhat explicit...
xxxx: same as my real pussy
dirtyElena to xxxx: :)
xxxxi: where r u from
dirtyElena to xxxx: I am from *moderated*. :)
dirtyElena to xxxx: and you?
xxxx: us
xxxx: r u alone
dirtyElena to xxxx: I am ..
xxxx: do u have pics
xxxx: or
xxxx: maybe skype
dirtyElena to xxxx: I am at a hotel right now with an 6 yo laptop without any webcam nor mic in it.. sorry..
xxxx: do u have pics
xxxx: ?
dirtyElena to xxxx: sorry but I do not trade Pics with free Users anymore..
xxxx: why
dirtyElena to xxxx: cause I don't know you and you could be anyone in here with a fake account just trying to get some private information about me.
dirtyElena to xxxx: and why would you want some pics of me anyways?
xxxx: i send u myself also
dirtyElena to xxxx: Alright.. but you have to send me some first.. and if I like what I see I might response to it..
xxxx: ok
dirtyElena to xxxx: elena..@*moderated*
xxxx: ok
dirtyElena to xxxx: keep the adress confidential please..
xxxx: sure
xxxx: do u have yahoo massenger
dirtyElena to xxxx: no.. is that like AIM?
xxxx: u can chat there very easy
xxxx: is it right email
dirtyElena to xxxx: yes, why you ask?
xxxx: not right
xxxx: say another email
dirtyElena to xxxx: elena*moderated*
xxxx: let me try again
xxxx: \u got
dirtyElena to xxxx: I'll check
dirtyElena to xxxx: no new mails.. how big was the attechment? maybe it was to large?
xxxx: i sent
xxxx: i resend
xxxx: u like
xxxx: u got
xxxx: do u enjoy
dirtyElena to xxxx: sorry was afk.. telephone..
dirtyElena to xxxx: I'll check wait pkease..
xxxx: ok dear
xxxx: so
xxxx: Elena
xxxx: ?
xxxx: check?
dirtyElena to xxxx: Well I'd have to say that I like what I see.. but still I can not be sure that it is really you .. and I do not feel at ease to send you my pictures in return.. sorry..
xxxx: but u promised me
xxxx: u liar
xxxx: so
dirtyElena to xxxx: I did not promised.. I said that I think about it.. sorry if you feel betrayed I did not mean to hurt you.
xxxx: i report u now
dirtyElena to xxxx: report me? to whom and for what?
xxxx: achat website
dirtyElena to xxxx: I told you that i do not want to.. but you insisted..
xxxx: as u wish
xxxx: pics
xxxx: or
xxxxx: report
dirtyElena to xxxx: see.. thats why i did not wanted to trade pics with you in the first place..
xxxx: and say bye to achat always
xxxx: i reported u
dirtyElena to xxxxi: thank you.
xxxx: my cock in your familly holes
xxxx: motherfucker
xxxx: bitch
dirtyElena to xxxx: your cocK? LOL
xxxx: Sorry, you are on my ignore list...
Now... what do you think.. is "she" really from the us? given the quality of his english?
I would like some expertise from native english speakers. Thank you.
Moderated name to xxxx to prevent embarassment. Brandybee
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Interesting read, made me smile anyway.
I'd say xxxx is not a woman but a man, probably on a multi account. I have heard similar insults from a guy I refused to room and the threat of being reported.
My guess is English is his second language.
I also recognise some of the insults from a freeuser who tries to scam our male members of A$, usually offering to buy them 10,000A$ - of course he wants the password, blah blah blah.
Maybe its finally dawned on him, guys can be gifted now, so he don't need the password to his victims account. Maybe this is a new ploy of getting victims pics and selling them back for A$ after some kind of threat.
You did right to ignore the little weasel.
Its also against TOS to trade pics so Achat will treat the reporting he threatens, with the same attention they give to a used condom... and no doubt flush it down the toilet.
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The worst chat up line I got was
Hey Ameth are your legs tired ? .. I said No why ... and he said Because you've been running through my mind all night ...
I just laughed
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Well I had a encounter with a young lady today and just for a change made myself laugh , anybody else had a similar experience that just got the funny bone ?
? to cherrylick52
how are you?
22:37 25/05/2015
cherrylick52 to ?: I am good thanks , nice little outfit your wearing
?: mm thanks
cherrylick52 to ?: your welcome
?: you know, i'm a little whore
cherrylick52 to ?: me too
cherrylick52 to ?: lolz
?: ahahah
?: 300 and i'll be yours
cherrylick52 to ?: o dear I believe in equal rights
?: me too :)
22:39 25/05/2015
cherrylick52 to ?: so get your own gifts then
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Yeah I had a funny one too.
Some guy wanted me to be his Mom.
I told him to Go to bed without any supper and to stop playing with himself. :D
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PrinceCharming: hey can i fuck u pls?
PrinceCharming: just to cum
FYI: Name changed for anonymity :)
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Oh it's just to cum, it's ok lol
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Is your nickname Google?
Cuase you got everything I been searching for.
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@Sam.. that is at least a funny picup line... well the first 3 times it is :)
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Her: are you gay?
Him: no
Her: invite me
seriously?
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Her: are you gay?
Him: no
Her: invite me
seriously?
lmfao ..
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@Sam.. that is at least a funny picup line... well the first 3 times it is :)
Damn, had a feeling I should of tried it on you first before postng it...sigh
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And there it goes...
the only chance you ever had,
to get me in your bed.
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And there it goes...
the only chance you ever had,
to get me in your bed.
[/q]
Curse the luck, we would of been magnificent together :P
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hru..... ? house really unstable .....horny russian ubby
Wolf_A I'm great how are you ?
(conversation ends in a mysterious silence )
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Hello Wolf_A, thanks for coming to forum. Please introduce yourself here and keep on posting :)
Adult Game AChat > Organizations & Events > Introduce yourself
http://www.funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/board,22.0.html
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:D
omg lool I have so fell for that avatar one on at least two occasions , I am such a mug hahaha .
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A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the art watch, and I was just testing it.'
The intrigued woman says, 'A state of the art watch? What's so special about it?'
The cowboy explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties'
The woman giggles and replies, 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, 'Damn thing's an hour fast.'
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@Sam... LOL I want one.
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lol Sam were you wearing that watch earlier??? ;)
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I used this pick up line last night
I'm studying to be a Taxidermist.
Can I practice stuffing your pussy?
It worked
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Female - You want some fun mr…
Male - Maybe Later, Cant you see I’m playing poker !!!!!!!!!
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EGO MAN : if u want to have fun come with me, im probably better than poker
Ego Man : i have something grown for you
Ego Man : lol
FoxyRoxxy to Ego man: your big ego
what A day to start before my Poker ;D
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Is your nickname Google?
Cuase you got everything I been searching for.
Yes I like that one myself , maybe I am gullible lol .
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I say 90 % of all the lines of Achat should be here
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-a brief lovestory-
Gs: hi dirty bitch
-10 sec. later-
Gs: hi my love
dirtyElena:: loool
Gs: Seriously i love u Elena
Gs: Can i fuck ur mouth and ass Elena?
dirtyElena: You can go and fuck yourself!
Gs: Thank you
-the end-
-Thanks for editing the name. I acutally already changed it but have not checked if somebody ingame might be called "Genius" sorry.
Mr. Genius if you will read this, I am sorry, I did not meant to badmouth your name-
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-a brief lovestory-
Gs: hi dirty bitch
-10 sec. later-
Gss: hi my love
dirtyElena:: loool
Gs: Seriously i love u Elena
Gs: Can i fuck ur mouth and ass Elena?
dirtyElena: You can go and fuck yourself!
Gs: Thank you
-the end-
lol real style lol
Mod-Edit by Lover: Name changed
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19:46 PM 7/27/2015
Mer: hi
Mer: achat sex and skype web cam?
*ignore*
19:47 PM 7/27/2015
Pk: dick show skype now
*ignore*
*as I am hitting ignore*
BxxS: you like rough?
God help me
Mod-Edit by Lover: Name changed
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Come on guys is this how you start a chat .
It was quite amusing pulling his tail to bad I crashed I was going to give him the punchline and crashed
tip for you guys like this you only get what you ask for so watch how you talk to us .Btw I am all lady ;D ask my hubby
toshort: suck my cock nice and slowly while ur baby is not here
10:27 AM 8/11/2015
FoxyRoxxy to toshort: you suck mine
FoxyRoxxy to toshort: hahah fool
10:28 AM 8/11/2015
toshort: at least u admit that u r faggot
FoxyRoxxy to toshort: no U are u want to suck it
toshort to FoxyRoxxy: at least u admit that u r faggot
toshort: fuck off
and I dont have one not even in poker its invisible :o
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I don't mind a "Hi" or even "Hi babe" when English spoken guys say it, I know how it's meant and not all the guys can be humorous, brilliant and funny ;), I had some wonderful conversations with some "Hi babe" sayers once they unfreezed ;)
So I always give a second chance ::)
What pisses me REALLY off, is that "Daddy" shit, "call me daddy" I'm like "WTF?" :o
Really guys, women raised in Europe DO NOT (and will not) understand this whole thing, personally it only gives me goosebumps. (It's like the "mom" story)
Opening with a "hello dirty bitch" isn't a good idea as well lol, last time I was in mood and I replied "hello asshole" ;D, same thing for "bitch" the French "salope" or the German "Hure", this isn't good manners ^^
After all I think that I'm not that difficult..... a simple "Hello how are you going " I would reply most times.
Only...please avoid to make me someone I am not...like this guy who wanted me do be a virgin....I mean...hallo???? :o
Another one wanted me to get pregnant.....oh my, I laughed so hard and I said him "Oh no sweetheart I already contribuated and I'm not up to go through this **** once more" ;)
RP okay, but some more probability would be fine ^^
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Oh Oh Oh....sorry I wouldn't flood, but I have a question and this seems to be the right place... "Worst pick up lines ever"....if not feel free to move it, replace it or whatever you think it's correct ;)
So, the last night I was available in chat and like always i got many Hi's, how are you, nice outfit.... ::) Then I told to a friend who wanted to go off when I came, I say not a thing hun, go smoking your cigar I'll wait for you ;)....so I was on chat and logically got more Hi's, sexy girl, etc.
But then...... :o :o :o :o , a guy asked me if I would like to have some incest RP, I was so shocked that I didn't reply anything.....is this standard on Achat or am I only a "lucky" one to get a proposition like this? What should I have done? Ignore like I did? Reply "listen asshole...." and explain him my point of view? Report it? What YOU would have done?
Yea I'm not as naive as it could seem, I know right that ALL kind of people come to an virtual sex site and I let them all have their personal trip, but there are limits :'(
I even don't remember the nick of this person, so it's too late to do anything, but I would like to read your meanings of this issue, for the next time that would probably come!
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You will get many such requests about incest, ageplay, extreme kinks & sick play like rapes and violence.
Ignore, admonish and report. Whatever you are feeling at the time.
I get annoyed when guys presume my sexual likes on first contact & have wiped the floor with them followed by pinning their little pencil dicks to the floor with my high heels.
Welcome to Achat. The Bright side is still the best :)
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Hi All :)
Had a funny exchange think about this conversation.
Other: word out is your pussy needs to be owned.
Other: is it true
Me: lol
Other: Im not laughing.
Me: I am that was a very lame line.
Other: Was it?
Me: Yep
Other: Well what do you have to say about it
Me: I already said it. It is a very lame line. It also doesn't make sense. Word out from where? The assumption involved in assuming my pussy needs owning or would be allowed to be owned. Then asking if its true when you put it (meaning the original comment) in definite language suggesting you don't know.
Other: Talk Talk Talk. (very dismissive no?)
Me: Ask a question get an answer.\
Other: I just ask a simple question.
Me: You asked what do I have to say about it. That means a description or a critique :p
Other: You haven't denied anything though.
Me: No need due to the method of it being dismissed like I did.
Other: Have a goodnight day or whatever
Me: Bye bye.
Seriously if you are going to open with a line like that you are deserving of laughter over an interaction.
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We won't make a better world, but maybe some well-behaved guys , lol ::)
Since I wrote "Good manners are NOT an option" on my profile it's going better, seems that some guys really read ;)
Whatever, I got a "Fuck!" followed by a "You look so hot!" earlier...........well ummmmm.....some do still NOT read :D
Please guys, tell me something I don't even know! ;D ;D ;D
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You know Anni since I'm on this game 80% of guys says: "Hey bitch want to fuck ?" ;D
So you choose it's a standard sentence lol
If good manners are an option, many don't suscribe to this option :D
Not a real problem for me, I prefer a bad guy who fuck well than a gentleman who fuck bad !!! sometimes a gentleman fuck very good and it's a fiesta :)
That I like on AChat all day I take pleasure and laugh a lot so it's the most important 8)
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Haha, le "hey bitch want to fuck", je l'ai pas encore eu mdrrr, mais bon....pas loin :p
Après j'ai écris que les bonnes manières ne sont PAS une option, perso je pense que le mot PAS surtout en majuscules est ignoré exprès ^^
J'ai rien contre les bads boys non plus, au contraire, maissss un minimum d'éducation quoi!
Les rires je les confirme, j'en ai avec un gars qui va me tuer un jour lol, il est trop délire ;) ET éduqué + intelligent, le rêve quoi;)
* Haha, the "hey bitch want to fuck" I didn't had yet, but hey...not so far from this :p
After all I wrote that good manners are NOT an option, personally I think that the word NOT, especially when written in uppercase letters is intentionally ignored ^^
I really don't mind "badboys", buuuut I like a minimum of education!
I can only confirm the laughters, i have some hilarious ones with a guy who will kill me one day lol, very civilized AND smart, a real dream ;) *
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Maybe they think, you don't want good manners :D
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Not only girls have to read stupid comments...
HER: Hi dude, you look nice. Wanna show me your house?.
ME: no, sorry, i am not in mode and i dont room with people i dont know.
HER: oh... come on, lets have fun. i want you to fuck my ass.
ME: No, sorry, i am busy.
HER: are you gay?
ME: no, i just dont want you.
HER: yure a gay and a fool, no one says not to fuck me.
ME: always a first time for all. BYE.
(direct to ignore list... so no more talk).
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This has been on my mind some time now
and all we think about the guys with the lines and wanted to hear some from the guys I am
so sure they have some lines they get to from the women
maybe thats because the forum men are gentlemen and have nothing to say about this ;D
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This has been on my mind some time now
and all we think about the guys with the lines and wanted to hear some from the guys I am
so sure they have some lines they get to from the women
maybe thats because the forum men are gentlemen and have nothing to say about this ;D
I just think people in forum, girls and males, are interesting in meet persons and have nice time, talking, dancing or playing lottery, F1 or Football, and not only in sex, sex and sex.
I guess thats the diference between forum, and game... people from forum want more than just a game... because people from forum, dont look for "play" and want more than this. Its just my opinion.
KISSESSSSSSS TO ALLL!!!! :)
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We won't make a better world, but maybe some well-behaved guys , lol ::)
Probably no. I doubt it will make any difference, because only a few wants normal civilized behavior. I played Achat since 2011, and I saw it becoming only worse in terms of its audience. With each year more and more penis picts on avatars, more skype demands, and less chats. It seems that only people from the forum can chat, and these people are like US marines: they are few, they are proud, and they aren't here in the game. You shall understand, the game's nature attracts the worst the society has to offer: chauvinists, lowlife and other scum like that. For any more or less normal person you can meet here, you will meet few dozens of those.
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Oh, I know right Nexe and I don't have any illusions, only hopes ^^
Zoerink, I litterally LOVE your example, it shows how a lot of people are dealing with rejections, I had my part too this afternoon ^^
BUT.....and there is always a "but", I met some guys really polit, charming and smart, with good or funny replys......possible that they only talk so at the beginning of a conversation, but this is what I want too, so i'ts ok, I see that they are able to.......
I don't doubt that the guys get their stupid and boring comments too sometimes ;D
I do not complain, it's really amusing after all, I only have to learn to be more repudiative ;)
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It is not unreasonable to expect people to interact with a degree of courteousy even in this format.
They are expected to outside of it in other encounters.
Strictly speaking my view when it comes to rude people is they are best ignored or laughed at.
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Agree kitten. Just because this is online AND a sexgame, it doesn't mean there aren't any rules of acting nice and being respectful. Everybody has to learn his lesson and some need to be ignored.
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There is hope guys!
Some days ago I chatted with a guy in a very polit and respectful way, then we roomed together to take a glass of wine or whatever is in their glasses ;)
We talked for more than 2 hours about....anything, mostly dogs ;D Then he said "You picture that we talked all this time without talking about any sex?"
Well that's what followed ::), but we were really fine to only talk too ^^
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Just had this happen to me >:( >:(.. Put a dampner on my night actually.
Shemale: hey sexy
Shemale: do you want some fun?
Shemale: some sss fun?
Me: No Thanks
Me: why........come oooon....
Me: I said NO
Shemale: are you realy a ts...or what the.....
ME: What ? I don't want a SSS OK.
Shemale: Sorry, you are on my ignore list... (As if I Want to talk to her anyway)
I mean J'sus, What's wrong with some users (This one was a Free One). Makes you wonder how some of these IDIOTS react in RL when someone Tells them No, doesn't it. She's on my ignore list too.
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him : yees
him : hmmm
him : I wanna guuuck youu!
him : sllut
...
not even time to express my surprise, he was busy already... And I'm not even in pink today!!! eeer lol
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I've pointed this out and pointed this out. Mentioning my age and how great it is that I'm mature and that you like mature is NOT winning me over.
My reply is going to start being "Wow, you really are wet behind the ears. I'm really attracted to inexperienced goofs. It's good that you're a goof."
Maybe it will help... who knows (shakes head in frustration)
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XXXXX: I want to have sex with some female moderator to see how is it
Me : Its like this ....
(https://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.Madaacea67490365b7207e034330e1bdeo0&pid=15.1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsoPCxdH4U4
;D ;D ;D
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I have come acrossed two real gems, One from A male, "Hey slut, You want to suck thid Cock?"
And from a female, "Get on your knees and bow to me BITCH!"
both of which I replied, "NOT EVEN IN YOUR DREAMS!"
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XXXXXXX:OMG girl youv got a great pair of leges an awsome ass mmmmmm id love to meet you
:oWOW what a line ROFL dont all avi just look alike ? :)
xxxxxxxxxxx: hi,are you looking for a prey? well-hung toyboy here... ;)
::)SURE SURE got a prove?? LOL
I know it isnt easy to start----but sometimes you just can shake the head and it wont get you to jump up and say WOW that line is it I need to talk with that one :)
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Hello miss, I have locked myself out of my home and can not get back in, let me in so I can use your phone!
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Today I got this line
come on guy you really are sick go jerk off
I dont want to hear your dum ass lines....
XXXX: i need a blowjob from my sister
your Rp pick up lines suck! :(
Edit : name removed to prevent embarassment. BB
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She: Hi i'm new here
Me: Hey Welcome to Achat
She: Can you please show me how the Poses work?
Me: Just go and click on them when you try them out with Robot Guy....
Bammmmmmm: DISLIKE
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PRIZE PRICK OF THE WEEK
JohnnyXX: i'll give you 150$ to pump your tight pussy hard with my big young cock and that Jayc doesnt know ;)
I placed a Gypsy Curse on him.
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Happy new year to all!!!
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