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Well it has taken a wee bit of planning and preparation, but other than the new phone books are here... As promised the long awaited announcement of the who, what, where, when and how (maybe why later) of the fundamental principles of the NSPD.
WHO: THe Nymphomania Sex Police Department.
What: Yes, you heard... the Sex police are now here, and we're organised to issue speeding tickets to all those nasty hummers out there who race throught the streets and terrorise the general populace of Nymphomania.
Where: Well, don't you know yet? Nymphomania is decretely nestled over the mountains from Transylvania. They may take a bite out of crime, but we enjoy a good spanking too (we may even give you 10 minutes to stop).
When: Daily...24 hours a day, 7 days a week. The ever vigilant Officers of the Sex Police will do what it takes, even if we end up in our own handcuffs!
How: With Tickets booklets and radar guns, we will boldly step in front of even the most powerful of vibrators (and even a few flacid erections), in the hopes of making the streets of Nymphomania safe.
Why: (Well I did say I'd include a why... at some point, but not today.)
**UPDATE**
Attention all Officers of the NSPD! The first batch of Identification cards are ready for issue.
(http://nymphomania.b1.jcink.com/index.php?showtopic=14&st=0&#entry50)
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Well, dunno what exactly this is, but your ID Officer Card are amazing! well done!
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Took mine thanks chief! ;)
P.S. Great job on those IDs btw :D
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Ive got mine, The Interogations can Now begin, He He
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Hmm, I spotted this wanted poster in the NSPD office. Looks like NSPD has got their hands full. ;D :P
(http://i1139.photobucket.com/albums/n558/devinelove152/KeikoWantedPoster.jpg)
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Ive got mine, The Interogations can Now begin, He He
ahi ahi....dunno who is more dangerous.....you or Rukya! well, hope i don't have to find out it too soon!!
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Ahaha so funny Keiko. :D
I wonder what kind of armaments that is? ;)
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Adera, maybe something like this......thanks to Pafe for had posted it!
(http://www.corbisimages.com/images/Corbis-AX051757.jpg?size=67&uid=84effa0d-120d-4298-900c-f14838ffb3b3)
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I heard this rumour... appareantly there is a criminal in Nymphomania.. The nemesis of the NSPD.. Stealing panties and viginity... I wonder how long it will take for them to catch "The Kissing Bandit"...
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I hear it's no easy to catch him........at school, girls are all terrified! but some of them would meet him...........wonder why! :o
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The ever elusive Kissing Bandit has even snuck into the headquarters building and absconded with of all things, a Uniform! With this latest development, all officers are now required to have their Identification Cards displayed when in Headquarters... Cathching this perp is going to be the primary responsibility of all officers, but will be the #1 assignment of the Spermicide Detectives.
The Kissing Bandit has no remorse, nor hang-ups when it comes to selfish acts of sexual depravity. The Nymphomania Sex Police Department is dedicated to catching the Kissing Bandit and finding the stash of stolen panties that have been claimed as trophies.
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Just dropping in to say hello. I'm a current new recruit for NSPD. Please to make your acquaintances. :)
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Welcome LadyFreya ;D
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Ha, ha, ha! *evil laugh!*
I'm the smooth criminal, I can slip past you all anytime I like! Call me Poison Ivy! (seem to remember she was a redhead!) :p
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yes, blue, she is a redhead. look at one of her cosplay
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/240/4/8/ivy__by_kayleigh-d2xgog8.jpg)
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If I were to play in this thread I would certainly have to go the super villainess route.
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Hiya's...
There should be a vice squad. They would always be busy here. lol
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
P.S. Holy Cow!!! I did it!!! I'm so proud of myself. I got my ID Card up and on without asking for instructions!! Who says you can teach an old dog new tricks!! woof, woof
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Pafe... PSST - The Spermicide Detectives are the Vice Squad... hehehe. Here in Nymphomania, we do everything just a lil bit differently.
Mwah!
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Ehehe....
No officer, I'm not carrying a gun in my panties. ::)
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hehe adera you are just asking for them to search you now ;D
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Oh we all know about that "concealed weapon" you hide in your panties, Adera. It's no secret. You'll probably make the NSPD's wanted list too. ;)
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If I were to play in this thread I would certainly have to go the super villainess route.
just looking at your avi, i can agree, Janine!
@Adera: i know you are looking for a corporal inspection made by the officer...... ::)
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What, me? On the wanted list? But I'm all innocence, it must have been another blonde there.
Hentaiboy, are we talking about a thorough search done by a hot officer? ;)
Ooh officer... your finger... please don't... mmnn. What, already done with the search? Huh, what do you mean with your finger not being long enough? Wait... that's too big... ooh god! Oooh... the head... it's inside... please, officer... be... be gentle with me.
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Keiko,
it's a lot ot ask of someone, especially as you hardly know me, but as anyone who comes on here will know, I am a technophobe; I saw the banner you did for Adera, if you ever find the time, please could you make an identity card for me like the ones the NSPD have, but a super-villain one with the pictiure of Poison Ivy on?
Or you could message me the instructions on how to do it myself, xx
I'm not sure how I would ever repay you, but I'm always willing! (yes, yes, it has been noted, I know!)
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Blue, you should probably ask Azrielle about an ID card since she's the one issuing those. ;)
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What, me? On the wanted list? But I'm all innocence, it must have been another blonde there.
Hentaiboy, are we talking about a thorough search done by a hot officer? ;)
Ooh officer... your finger... please don't... mmnn. What, already done with the search? Huh, what do you mean with your finger not being long enough? Wait... that's too big... ooh god! Oooh... the head... it's inside... please, officer... be... be gentle with me.
We have an horny kitty here......no, i don't mean kittenlepurr! ih hi! ;)
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A pose like that would be hot, a guy fingering and lubing me until I'm ready for him. Hmm... I wonder why I got this urge to play in the interrogation room suddenly? :P
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probably cause this days you was a bad girl.......oh....remember to ask for a lawyer, before the interrogation begin! ;)
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Yes, maybe I can find a lawyer that has pull on the superintendent. ;)
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I would like t help you, but i'm just a lttle schoolgirl! ;)
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see!? i don't have learn to write well........i'm a really bad student!
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watch out hentai next thing you know there will be grammar sex police ;D coming to get everyone who can't spell or form correct sentences hehehehe
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I'll hope they are not so, ummmmnh...........ah, yes!...strict whit me......i'm so innocent!
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lol grammar police? They'd better come in big numbers... Enough tickets to write...
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yes, and i think a huge amount of them are for me! ahi ahi! really, dunno how many time i had edited my past posts for grammatical error!
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I hope the grammar police isn't like grammar nazis :D http://youtu.be/N4vf8N6GpdM
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Keiko,
it's a lot ot ask of someone, especially as you hardly know me, but as anyone who comes on here will know, I am a technophobe; I saw the banner you did for Adera, if you ever find the time, please could you make an identity card for me like the ones the NSPD have, but a super-villain one with the pictiure of Poison Ivy on?
Or you could message me the instructions on how to do it myself, xx
I'm not sure how I would ever repay you, but I'm always willing! (yes, yes, it has been noted, I know!)
Blue,
Even though we've never really talked much, I consider everyone on the forum my friend. And, if time permits me, I am happy to design banners or other images for friends who request them at no cost.
Adera brings up a good suggestion. Azrielle might have a good ID badge template for villains because I'm not sure what kind of ID a villain would carry with them in their purse/wallet. I could maybe do a miniature wanted poster similar to the one I did for myself but make it the size of the card. It's completely up to you.
I'm picturing a villain walking into a store, buying some supplies, standing at the check-out counter and when the cashier asks for her ID, she puts down a "bringer of chaos and destruction" licence and says, "I get 20% off all world domination items when I use this card, right?"
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a Gold EvilCard! how can you be a good villain whitout it!?
i'll remember when i renew my old ID card......now i have an electronic one but they had print it seven time befor a decent one came out! loooolz!
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yep tight need lots of them cause i'm sure some people would start using a ton of bad grammar when they arrive just to get them there ::)
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Keiko,
it's a lot ot ask of someone, especially as you hardly know me, but as anyone who comes on here will know, I am a technophobe; I saw the banner you did for Adera, if you ever find the time, please could you make an identity card for me like the ones the NSPD have, but a super-villain one with the pictiure of Poison Ivy on?
Or you could message me the instructions on how to do it myself, xx
I'm not sure how I would ever repay you, but I'm always willing! (yes, yes, it has been noted, I know!)
Blue,
Even though we've never really talked much, I consider everyone on the forum my friend. And, if time permits me, I am happy to design banners or other images for friends who request them at no cost.
Adera brings up a good suggestion. Azrielle might have a good ID badge template for villains because I'm not sure what kind of ID a villain would carry with them in their purse/wallet. I could maybe do a miniature wanted poster similar to the one I did for myself but make it the size of the card. It's completely up to you.
I'm picturing a villain walking into a store, buying some supplies, standing at the check-out counter and when the cashier asks for her ID, she puts down a "bringer of chaos and destruction" licence and says, "I get 20% off all world domination items when I use this card, right?"
That would be "just the ticket" !a miniature of your "wanted" poster that is Mwah!
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I guess we're talking about super villains and not regular villains. Despicable me was a funny movie btw, seemed like super villain was interesting occupation in it. ::)
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It sounds like the NSPD have more at hand as just the Kissing Bandit... Maybe the task force will be expanded. I wonder if their are undercover cops roaming the streets...
Hmmm, what is happening to AChat? Super villains, cops, a panties stealing Kissing Bandit... but the mayor unseen... Who's running this place?
;D
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I dunno.......seems like here in Nymphomania to much criminals are running in the streets, jumping in the houses or in the school!
What NSPD crew doing!? citizen are so worry! spontaneous protests fired up everywhere!
@Tight: what happend, you ask.....mmmmmh, we are just gonna be a bit craaaaazy! ih ih!
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A world inside a Virtual world! eh eh! what are you doing Azrielle!? ih ih ih
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i can be a undercover pub owner...hmmmm i am rather fancy...
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Hiya's...
Satoire and I are great at undercover work. We're good on the covers, too. Sometimes the covers get kicked to the floor. ;D
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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Some of us as just regular people like a school girl. ;)
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you had stolen my word.......but you know, a part time work can be good for pay the rent of the school!
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hhhmmmmm decisions decisions ;D what about a tempter i'm a fairly decent teaser lol
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No doubt about it, Sexi......
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lol, though the choices are obvious, I am everytime amazed with what else the forum can think of...;)
hmm, why not have a virtual world within a virtual world..? I have encountered a number of nspd officers, and they sure need our help to catch the kissing bandit...
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you encountered a number of them huh tight ;D maybe you should quit jaywalking lol
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hey tight,, as i look at the ncpd i dont see ur name on,, how bout u stop runnin n be a cop.. u seem to haf wat its req...
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but mike it's fun getting in trouble with these cops ;D i've had a few run ins myself ::)
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I don't had trouble whit them (my bad luck!?) but have some at school......just look at my personal report!
(http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6045/6875892002_efa4a14f98_z.jpg)
(can't find the way to make the background transparent and, for who don't remember or don't know, i'm a man but that is my avi!)
Did you think this help to find a part time job!? i hope soooo! :-*
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hentai i don't think you are suppose to show confidential files :O
;D next time though see if a video can be put in there hehe will show your skills ::) to potential employers
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A video........dunno if someone had done one! aaand yes, you are probably right about confidential file, but you know......in time of economic crisis, every help is wellcome! ;D
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but mike it's fun getting in trouble with these cops ;D i've had a few run ins myself ::)
sexi everyone gets trouble jus by lookin at em,, we were guys who disobey the law too till we enjoy it.. now we are jus here to teach the youngs how to disobey the rules, law and regulations hehehehehehehe.....
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well i can't help but look they are so handsome in their cop outfit and sometimes there is that nice bulge too ;D especially if i'm missing panties at the time and it shows
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Oh, and what do those officers do with their bulges? :P
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Ooh officer... your finger... please don't... mmnn. What, already done with the search? Huh, what do you mean with your finger not being long enough? Wait... that's too big... ooh god! Oooh... the head... it's inside... please, officer... be... be gentle with me.
I think you had find it out right here.......or that wasn't enough, my pretty friend!? ;)
but mike it's fun getting in trouble with these cops ;D i've had a few run ins myself ::)
sexi everyone gets trouble jus by lookin at em,, we were guys who disobey the law too till we enjoy it.. now we are jus here to teach the youngs how to disobey the rules, law and regulations hehehehehehehe.....
disobey the rules!? nooooo, i had never do it......just, well, give them my personal touch, specially whit the regular uniform! and looks like teachers and schoolmate like my touch! the he he!
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wow hentai u must be a very good boy to listen wat the police man gotta say,, even if the police man ask u to have a check up... i guess u will be into tat too huh..
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Ooh officer... your finger... please don't... mmnn. What, already done with the search? Huh, what do you mean with your finger not being long enough? Wait... that's too big... ooh god! Oooh... the head... it's inside... please, officer... be... be gentle with me.
I think you had find it out right here.......or that wasn't enough, my pretty friend!? ;)
I just wanted to hear from someone with first hand experience. :P
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so, probably you have to ask to blue and sexi......my tough
@mikekhaze: usually i am.......maybe to much good! this is why maybe some guys i met here tell they love me even if they know i'm a real boy!?
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You're just too charming hentai ;)
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Doctor, you need some aid and your nurses are all busy!? ih ih!
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Seems like my nurses have been busy with someone else latley, I'm gonna have to search for new ones :P
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wow hentai u gotta keep it low,, some guy like good boys especially wen they obey the rules .... so always keep it low cos u may never know...
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i know i know.........this is way i had closed the door to one of them, forever! he just wan had the controll on me, all the time and then involved me in a mess where i didn't had any fault. damn he and his jelouisy, even if he never admit it!
ok, my only fault was to make him encouter my wife and they start to fight for me! well, a one side fight, in real!......tsè!
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medjai you need to get on before i go in the room then ;D
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I'm already behind you holding fury handccuffs dear ;)
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ooooooooo well what are you waiting for put them on and take me ::) ;D
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*handcuffs you taking his time while pecking your neck with kisses up and down, once your wirsts are secure grabs you in his arms and takes you to his room*
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hehe looks like i'll be busy ;D if anyone needs me guess you know where to find me
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oook, if we need you, sexy, we come and knock at Dr. Medjai door......have fuuuun!
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Oh, the doctor handcuffing his patients? :o
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well, yes, he is a medic, but he work in the NSPD, don't forget it, Adera.......i think his favourite room for examination is the interrogation room!
p.s. have you ever notice the chain near the bed leg!? i hear rumors that was a special request of the doctor!
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the cuff in the bed leg is a what...
@hentai,, i think u know too much too fast i mite hafta ask em to give a check to see whether ur a good guy whose on our side or a person in camouflage
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a full check up!? nooooooo! why!? did you think i'm a dangerous one!?
awwww, you don't know me and just you wanna punish me for nothing i have done!? how rough!
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@Adera: have you ever peeked in my office's drawer Adera? You might find a lot of things you wouldn't see in a doctor's hand ;D
@Hentai: my friend you need a full check up....I know a nurse or two who would take REALLY good care of you ;)
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tried taking care of hentai once in here but he never returned the message so it didn't go further lol
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uuuhh, yes, you are right sexi....my fault......i see u was so focused on your doctor. i will returned it, don't worry
@Adera: have you ever peeked in my office's drawer Adera? You might find a lot of things you wouldn't see in a doctor's hand ;D
That's a trap! i'm sure of it! medjai, you are a perverted doctor.......
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who? me? *innocent face* ::)
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you can't hide those horns.........they are more big then the pair my dragon girl have! ;D
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@hentai.. lolxx u nice guy hmmmm,, tats a hard call.. well since u say be gentle okay.. ill try see if there are any nicely dress GUYS who can be extra gentle towards u,, so u cant say we r being rough n u may say u done nothing wrong so if wat u said is really nothing than have no fear mate..
@medjai.. well bro, nurses cant handle him if he retaliate plus the nurses u sent will eventually let him loose,, we gotta get some strong muscular guys for him.. once done his free to go... hehehehhe
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ehi, mike,.....is this a sort of test to work in your pub or just a way to satisfy your luxury!? mmmh, or maybe both!?
and, hey, if you think i can't handle it, you are wrong! :P
oh...btw, where is Superintendent Azrielle!? i don't had seen her around for a couple of days......is she under the Kissing Bandit!?
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@hentai i guess so, or maybe she bz collecting leads n clues...
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or probably she is recruiting new agent and she's busy whit interview and practical demonstrations
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well as a nurse i might have to tie the patient down cause some patients aren't all there so might have to get the straight jacket out or something ;D
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straight jacket or a good strong rope........sexi, hope you don't work in the psychiatric ward. i heard it's really dangerous!
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or maybe she gettin some better stronger guys to MAN HANDLE u hentai....
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NSPD Duty Roster:
*Chief Azrielle F48-743-343 Superintendent of Police
Deputy Shaffer M39-223-853 Vice-Superintendent
Captain Dakota M81-511-279 Academy Commandant
*Int. NewGurl F46-579-847 Interrogation Specialist
*Dr. Medjai M56-392-762 Medical Examiner
SDet. DoubleDuke M91-284-954 Spermicide Detective
SDet. vman55 M27-266-993 Spermicide Detective
*SSgt. Pafe F33-948-576 Staff Sergeant
*Cpl. Satoire F11-412-287 Traffic Division
Cst Athena F84-149-669 Traffic Division
Cst. Fungrl30 F94-932-834 Traffic Division
*Cst. Furiae F55-149-171 Traffic Division
Cst. Josie85 F25-939-678 Traffic Division
Cst. Kayla2332 F83-142-357 Traffic Division
Cst LadyFreya F23-223-623 Traffic Division
*Cst. Mikehaze M79-939-192 Traffic Division
*Cst. Tangoracer M83-489-364 Traffic Division
(* = Denotes ID Card has been issued.)
Is that one you, mike!? cause i had'nt found someone whit that name on the member list!
aaaaand.......dunno what to think about you! dunno if i have to find a bodyguard or ask to some NSPD officer to take you in jail!
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well can't always have patients touching the nurses when we need to work hentai lol ::)
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i know you are a professional nurse at work........wonder how you punish them when they are trying to touch you whitout permission!
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by tying them up and teasing them of course lol
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of course.....how i wasn't able to think on a simple thing like this!?
why they don't teach this stuff at Nymphomania's school!?
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wow u actually coloured me from the rest that is disturbed... n yea i know im low but every low ranking officer hafta try to upped ranked... n once im upped u be ready hentai... im gonna getcha...
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oh!? why disturbed!? i can't understand it........i need some explanation!
edited:
Now i understand what is that machine near the showcase of the pub! a sexvelox! wow, first time i see one!
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y i put disturbed cos im like the only one highlited in red, dont u find tat rather disturbing...
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next time i'll add an arrow near your name.......wonder if it have the same effect!? :D
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wow hentai there will be a next time huh,, hmmm guess my attention towards u have been more clearer.... it seem i gotta find u asap...
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Nymphomania Sex Police Department
Incident Report
Victim(s) Name: All_for_you
Date of Incident: 29/02/2012 at 10:03pm
Suspect: TKB
Type of Incident: Theft
Victim(s) Statement: Two pair of expensive panties stolen, one black lace pair and one black with red lace trim. I hope you catch the thief who stole them from me. Many Thanks.
For Department Use Only:
Another theft perpetrated by the Kissing Bandit.
All future Incident reports may use the following code to post.
[u][b]Nymphomania Sex Police Department[/u][/b]
[u][b]Incident Report[/b][/u]
[b]Victim(s) Name:[/b] (AChat Screen Name)
[b]Date of Incident:[/b] (DD/MM/YYYY) at (HH:MM am or pm)
[b]Suspect:[/b] (The most likely)
[b]Type of Incident:[/b] (Theft, assauly, break & enter)
[b]Victim(s) Statement:[/b] (a full paragraph would be nice. details!)
[b]For Department Use Only:[/b]
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Oh how scary, I better not hang my laundry outside to dry, I wouldn't want to loose any of my expensive lingerie.
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oh, don't worry of it.......he can easly stole them in your closet too! ;D
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I'm resigning from my position as medical examiner for the same reason I closed my clinic, not a protest. I'm doing this ofr the person I love.
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awww, sorry to see you go Medjai, but soo happy you have some one to give Huggles & Kisses to!
Just a few before you go,
MWAH! MWAH! MWAH!
Irgendwie Irgendwo Irgendwann
AZRIELLE
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wow hentai there will be a next time huh,, hmmm guess my attention towards u have been more clearer.... it seem i gotta find u asap...
Are you going to put me on the wanted list!? WOW!
I'm resigning from my position as medical examiner for the same reason I closed my clinic, not a protest. I'm doing this ofr the person I love.
ooooh! and what about the nurses!? they lost their work!
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Doc, we are all sorry that you are doing this and some of us are aware of the reasons. we will miss you both very very much.
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Doc I hope to see you in the game too
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first and only post here : tc and i'll see you in game , hehe its always nice to dance with you :)
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Due to Popular demand, badges are now being issued to all Officers of the NSPD who wish to have them. Details are posted in the NSPD Orderly Room.
Mwah!
AZRIELLE
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I wonder if there is a way to upped rank.. Maybe seduce the super intendent to submit on demand o make her wanting more... *thinking*
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try to catch the Kissing Bandit or some other high ranked criminal!
seduce the super intendent can work, but not so sure.......
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ok... I have been asked by so many new peeps... What is NSPD? that I felt is appropriate to post something simple as to how to join the Nymphomania Sex Police Department RP.
Quick Start Guide to the Nymphomania Sex Police Department Role Play.
Aim: This guide is provided as an introduction to the NSPD Role Play within the AChat Game Module.
Recruitment: Simply Go to the NSPD thread within the “Erotic Fantasies” Section of the Forum. Post your introduction using the code provided below, and change you “COUNTRY” to Nymphomania. Next, be sure to purchase a Uniform from the SHOP, and as an option – you can become a member of NSPD’s own forum located at – (http://nymphomania.b1.jcink.com/index.php)
*** And You’re all Done, ready to start playing! ***
The only limit is your imagination!
Mwah!
AZRIELLE
Superintendent of Police
NSPD
[u][b]Nymphomanian Sex Police Department (NSPD) Recruitment Application[/b][/u]
[img*]Insert pretty picture here[/img*]
[b]Name:[/b] (Your AChat Client Screen Name)
[b]Country of Origin:[/b] (Your Actual Nationality)
[b]Sex:[/b] (male, female, shemale)
[b]Orientation:[/b] (Hetero, Homo, Bisex)
[b]Desired Position:[/b] (See Availability Listings in the NSPD Thread)
[b]Uniform:[/b] (yes, no, pending)
[b]Biography:[/b] (a 2-3 paragraph narrative of your sex police skills – One paragraph being a
minimum of 5-8 complete sentences) Be As Creative as you wish to be, after all,
this is all about having fun!
[b]For Office use only:[/b]
Recruitment Date:
Badge Number:
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This morning, when I cam downstairs after a good night sleep, I found a black envelope pushed under my door. It was signed with TKB and inside was this picture.. Not sure what to do with it, so I thought I'd take it to the NSPD...
(http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/7613/tkbpantieswall.jpg)
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This morning, when I cam downstairs after a good night sleep, I found a black envelope pushed under my door. It was signed with TKB and inside was this picture.. Not sure what to do with it, so I thought I'd take it to the NSPD...
(http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/7613/tkbpantieswall.jpg)
this is an open declaration of war to the NSPD! scaryyyyy!
Oh how scary, I better not hang my laundry outside to dry, I wouldn't want to loose any of my expensive lingerie.
This is why we are asking a guard at the dormitory's laundry!
Plus, i think he stolen lot of panties in the school locker room........this is an official request for the NSPD: come at school and protect us, please!
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The NSPD are in Patrol 7 days a week, 24 hours a day... women's panties shall be safe from repeated cum stains and pilfering by TKB and any Henchmen he may employ to his evil endevours and escapades.
(MOOD MUSIC - TKB's Theme} (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=SznC_Svsik4)
Mwah!
Az.
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looool! real funny! :D
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ehehe nice but I find this( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiBhZIaJsQ4 ) more like TKB in my mind, but you're the chief ;)
EDIT: This gives a picture too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_Xo8ISj5f4 ;D
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the second one fit perfectly on TKB! good job, Med!
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THE KISSING BANDIT hits again Miss_Gurli had her panties stolen at 9:35 10/03/12
He got them with her not seeing his face but he spoke to her and she say's she can reconice his voice again
WE WILL CATCH HIM SOON
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well looky here tango has joined forum ;D everyone better watch out before he turns his siren on you ::) who knows he might think you are the kissing bandit
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Hiya's...
For Tangoracer: (http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/058/9/f/Welcome_Sign___PLZ_by_Mirz123.gif) *hugs* Keep on posting.
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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Hi, everyone. My name is Jessica, Jessi for short, and I just got recruited into the NSPD. I'm looking forward to all the fun times the future holds here.
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Welcome once again to the NSPD Cst. Jessi Your officer service number is F85-786-375.
I will Add you to the Traffic Division Roster.
Mwah!
Az.
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I'm still lurking in the greenery laughing at you all.......
Mwuah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Super-villains rule!
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oh my gosh! i have no doubt blue gonna end at last in the super villain, but not so soon! what her surname!? "Spanked girl"!?
oooops, my good manner.....Jessica, welcome on board!
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Yes welcome Jessica to Traffic Division
Time to get out there and catch same speeder
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Constable tangoracer, promoted to Corporal - traffic division
Congratulations Cpl. tangoracer.
Azrielle
Superintendent of Police
NSPD
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Thank you Superintendent Azrielle for the promotion
Time to get them speeders
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wonder whic one is the speed limit! but i know i'll go more faster then it when i'm in my car listening my favorite anime ost!
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BREAKING NEWS!
Undercover Officers Discover Sex Ring at NymHigh
In a shocking developement, 2 teachers were arrested by undercover NSPD officers at the local highschool today. Due to the nature of the proceedings of the investigation, no other details were available.
The Superintendent of Police has issued the following Statement...
"While our undercover officers remain on the job, I personally collected evidence implicating two teachers in acts of sexual depravity. The samples collected positively imdennify TKB, and we continue to remain vigilant in protecting the property and personal safety of NymHigh's Female Students."
Chief Azrielle
Superintendent of Police
NSPD
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Nymphomania Sex Police Department
Incident Report
Victim(s) Name: Covems
Date of Incident: 15/03/2012 at (time not recorded)
Suspect: TKB
Type of Incident: TKB lead
Victim(s) Statement: Claimed to know the identity of TKB. When asked, citizen claimed that TKB was none other than Robot Boy, and that Robot Girl is his accomplice.
For Department Use Only:
-Any tips received about TKB from Covems in the future should be taken with a grain of salt.
-Interrogation to determine whether or not citizen may actually be TKB in disguise highly recommended.
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Here's the info for my ID card, Az.
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Badge#-F85-786-375
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This was slipped under my door this morning,
again wrapped in a black envelop. Just signed with the initials: TKB
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BREAKING NEWS!
Undercover Officers Discover Sex Ring at NymHigh
In a shocking developement, 2 teachers were arrested by undercover NSPD officers at the local highschool today. Due to the nature of the proceedings of the investigation, no other details were available.
The Superintendent of Police has issued the following Statement...
"While our undercover officers remain on the job, I personally collected evidence implicating two teachers in acts of sexual depravity. The samples collected positively imdennify TKB, and we continue to remain vigilant in protecting the property and personal safety of NymHigh's Female Students."
Chief Azrielle
Superintendent of Police
NSPD
oh, crap! lucky me i'm not at school this day cause i'm a little sick, or i'll will be arrested too!
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welcome jessi93 to the NSPD,, well u wont see any more fun being a cop here since we gotta work 24/7 and also keep a close eye on the people around here hehehe... hope u do well maybe u might be upped ranked maybe higher..
@hentai, well i know someone miss me all this while>hehehe... but fear not im jus hiding myself till it hot than ill strike with a lethal blow, like they say in order to win ur enermy u gotta first know their weakness..
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hide, uh!? so, i can presume you are working undercover.......
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For Department Use Only:
-Any tips received about TKB from Covems in the future should be taken with a grain of salt.
-Interrogation to determine whether or not citizen may actually be TKB in disguise highly recommended.
Hiya...
Just checking in after special assignment to Antigua, I will supply a report on that at a future date.
I have checked with Medical Examiner Satoire, and we have decided that we will happily... ah... I mean dutifully interrogate this person. He has been doing some work for Satoire and I, and we have been dying to get our hands on him, so to speak. I know this is overstepping my bounds from Traffic Division, but I think we should follow up on it.
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Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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Pafe, i really think you and Satoire have the right spirit (and the necessary skill!) to be more then tow simple angent of the Traffic Division!
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A day in the Nymphomania Sex Police Department Traffic Division
6:30 AM: I meet my partner, Sgt. Pafe at division headquarters in an old quonset hut located at the far corner of the NSPD yard. She looks tired from doing the laundry. We hang the wash on the line and check our orders for the day. They are the same as every other day. "Watch for Speeders, take reports."
7:00 AM: We wheel our cars out from the back shed and perform the routine vehicle inspection. All four wheel spin. Check. Steering mechanism in working order. Check. Pedal mechanism in working order. Check. Vehicle #2 still needs the linkage tightened up. We have had our request into the motor pool for weeks. This means we will have to share Vehicle #1 again. Back into the shed goes #2. Siren inspection. Check. That is still broken also.
7:15 AM: We get into the Vehicle #1, I drive. There is only one seat, so she sits on my lap and we begin our patrol.
7:30 AM: Car #1 finally clears the NSPD lot and we are among the community traffic on Fellatio St. It is difficult to see around the Sergeant's big boobs, and her elbow is in my neck, but I pedal on until we get to the hill. We get out of the car and push it up the hill. Numerous cars pass by us with only the occasional honk or shout.
7:48 AM: At the top of the hill we get back in the car. Again, with me pedaling and Sgt. Pafe on my lap. She's in a different position now, and her right boob is in my face, so I press on it to get it out of the way causing the sergeant to say, "ooooooo". I wish she was louder so I could use her for a siren. Going down hill is an adventure, as the road is full of pot holes and pedal cars have no suspension. The constant bumping and bouncing causes Sgt. Pafe's boobs to come out of her top, and when she scrambles to get them back in, it's all elbows and arms in my way.
8:02 AM: Responded to a report of a vehicle stopping at mail boxes along Fellatio St. It was the mailman.
8: 32 AM: Responded to a call from a woman on 400 block of Main St. She found her grandson and his girlfriend lying on top of each other, unconscious and naked. It turns out they had used what they though was lubricant from her well stocked medicine cabinet. It was not lubricant, but nitroglycerin paste, a heart drug that can cause a potentially fatal drop in blood pressure. They eventually came to after we gave them oxygen and fluids.
9:22 AM: A 21 year-old man reported a battery on Blue Ball St. An unknown suspect threw a used condom at the victim, hitting him in the face.
10:01 AM: A vehicle passes us at high speed on Main St. Our siren does not work, so we yell, "HEY YOU!! STOP THAT CAR!!" The vehicle does not stop, and it went by too fast to record the number.
10:15 AM: A vehicle passes us at high speed on Main St. We yell, and again the vehicle does not stop.
10:35 AM: A citizen reports that he has seen a suspcioius person with several pairs of panties in his hand going across Cabin Ave. Sgt. Pafe informs the citizen that we are in Traffic Division, and he should take his information to a detective.
10:47 AM: Responded to a report that someone was on a porch yelling "help" from a residence on Submit St. It was just a person calling a cat that is named. "Help".
11:00 AM: A citizen turns himself in for speeding. We inform him that our orders are to "watch" for speeders, NOT apprehend speeders. He offers to pay his penalty so we take payment on the side of the road.
11:20 AM: Lower Duck Pond. Responded to a report of two dogs running loose and attacking ducks. We cited a resident for the loose dogs. Penalty paid on the spot. The duck refused medical treatment and left the area.
12:00 Noon: Lunch. We have Chinese. Sgt. Pafe orders from column B "Someyoungchick" and I have "Cumdumdumcum" from column C. My fortune cookie reads: "Help. I am a prisoner in a fortune cookie bakery."
1:00 PM: A woman in the 1900 block of Northeast St. reported that someone must have stolen her messages, because she did not receive offers of sex from her friends.
1:15 PM: A woman in the 100 block of Group Ave., reported that she received a St. Patrick's Day card warning her to "keep her legs closed".
1:31 PM: A woman reported that someone entered her home between 6 P.M. Mar. 18 and 2 P.M. Mar. 19 and replaced the carpet.
2:00 PM: Quickie-Mart. Received a report of a newborn infant found in a trash can. Upon investigation, we discovered that it was only a burrito.
2:15 PM: We respond to a distressed pussy call and perform emergency CPR (Cunnilingus, Probe, Repeat) until the patient responded. We were thanked for our quick response and expert treatment.
3:00 PM: The AChat Sex Learning Center on Handjob Street reported a man across the way standing at his window for hours watching the center, making patrons nervous. We ID'd the subject as a cardboard cutout of Arnold Schwarzenegger.
3:19 PM: A 38 year old Hummer Ave. man reported that his home was invaded on Mar. 19. The man said that he was sitting home alone masturbating and watching a pornographic movie when a man came down into the basement, holding a gun, and started to videotape him. The man said that before he left, the intruder fed his dog some mushrooms and the dog went on a psychedelic trip and has not been seen since.
3:45 PM: A woman along the 11500 block of Eastern St. reported a dispute with her neighbor/boyfriend who is refusing to bring her casserole.
4:00 PM: On Fellatio St. Near Headquarters. A woman reported that on Mar. 18 a personal battery-operated device was stolen from her residence. Some duplicate checks and a lubricant were also stolen.
4:30 PM: Back at the Traffic Division Headquarters to make out our reports and do some more laundry.
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5:00 PM: Off Duty. Shift ends. Going for donuts.
Respectfully submitted this day, Tuesday, Mar. 20, 2012
Cpl. Satoire, out.
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Be on the lookout for a new villain. The information I received while interrogating my suspect indicates that TKCB, The Kinky Cowboy, is bad enough to make TKB look like a small time criminal.
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well well well.......Satoire, really good report and hilarious! but, man, hope the NSPD gonna give you a better place for you division!
and jessi......are you serious about TKCB!? holy crap! so many super villain in this city!
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Even though the corner with the donut shop has a low speed limit there seems to be an usual frequency of accidents there... for some reason it's usually when the NSPD officers are passing by during their shifts and bend over to watch the newly baked donuts on display. Luckily the accidents are mostly just small things, like dented cars and stained underwear.
Today at school, when I and a few friends stood bent over a desk working on our group project we heard our teacher muttering something about skirts being way to short nowadays when he walked by (in a very stiff manner) to check our progress.
After the lecture I went up to him asking him a few questions and such, but he was all flushed and it was hard to keep eye contact with him as his eyes always seemed to drop down to my blouse... I was worried I had a stain on my blouse but there was nothing wrong as far as I could see. In the end he gave me some weird excuse and ran off... I'm worried about him, he's been so stiff and restless lately, I hope there's nothing wrong with him.
I later overheard him when he was on the phone, must have been the NSPD because he addressed the one on the other end as officer. I'm not too sure what he said but it sounded like something about a group of seamen and a cannon that was about to blow at something innocent... maybe an harbor, though I'm not sure. Anyway it sounded dangerous, I hope my teacher isn't involved in something bad or that the NSPD can handle it.
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Hiya's...
I just want to say that I concur with Satoire's report. The only discrepancy I see is: I don't say "ooooooo". I say: "Aaaaaa". There is a difference. I would like to request a real washing machine. This old scrub board they make us use is ruining my nails.
I have been really negligent here. I would like to extend a very warm welcome to Jessi93. I apologize for taking so long to acknowledge you, and I hope you can forgive me.
Adera, the accidents are even more frequent on Fridays. We don't understand the reason for that, but we will keep investigating.
Thank you for letting me share,
Pafe
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Friday......mmmh, i'm usually there at the donut shop in the afternoon for a little part time job, but i'm so busy, so i never notice all those incidents and i usually have my headphone on to listen some music when i'm working....you know, cleaning windows can be bored and take me lot of time....plus, i'm usually on the top of the ladder cause the up side is really dirty! the other girl who work there, never clean it! wonder why!
maybe i have to pay more attention this friday, so i can help Pafe and Satoire.
So, every friday, after school, i'll go to the shop and do my work! the pay it's not so high, but i need money if i wanna take the specialization in internal design!
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Honestly, reading the report was lots of fun. :D
Pafe, it must be hard work to investigate all the men with stained underwear, you might have to ask Azrielle to put more officers on the case. ::)
I heard from a friend at school that one officer had gotten icing on her butt at the donut shop one time, but no one saw who did it... I wonder if that's true?
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Hiya's...
Adera, it's very hard work, especially with that kook of a partner I have, that's why we stick to just watching speeders and taking reports. As for the icing on the butt, that was Cpl. Satoire. It came from a warm creme filled donut. I assisted her by kiss... ah... lick... er... getting it off her. ;D
Hentai, we'll be watching for you on that ladder... and remember, it's Pantless Friday.
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Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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Pafe, i know it.....but the owner had forced me to wear the skirt. he don't care if i don't wear panty, like i usually do even at school, but the skirt yes!
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Adera, it's very hard work, especially with that kook of a partner I have
Kook?! Kook! Hey... I resemble that remark!!
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Some tend to drive way too fast from the schools parking lot after school, though if you where there you'd probably have to endure lots of cat calls and guys asking you for your number. ::)
Adera, it's very hard work, especially with that kook of a partner I have, that's why we stick to just watching speeders and taking reports. As for the icing on the butt, that was Cpl. Satoire. It came from a warm creme filled donut. I assisted her by kiss... ah... lick... er... getting it off her. ;D
Oh... hmm think my math teacher was in an accident that day... though he didn't seem hurt nor upset about it at all.
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hello people i'd like to join your department but i wanna be undercover agent :) maybe you got some vacancies?
i'd work as hooker or smth anyway looking forward to your replies ;)
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From the Office of the Superintendent of Police
Nymphomania Sex Police Department
Status Report
With the state of economic recovery within the small Country we Love so much, The NSPD is once again being placed under heavy budget restraints (and the handcuffs are lovely when not wearing panties too).
Recruit Kirsten1987 - Badge #F75-768-437 and Recruit VeronicaZ - Badge #F27-858-834 are to report to the Orderly Room Immediately to sign their paperwork and get put onto the payroll. Donuts (especially those cream filled ones) can be brought to my office.
The Motor Pool has assured me that Car#1 will have its Siren replaced, and Car #2 will be 100% serviceable. Additionally, Car #3 is being removed from Moth-balls and placed into service for Cst Jessi93 (Promoted to Medical Examiner) & Josie85 to begin patrols. SSgt Pafe will begin training Recruit VeronicaZ and Cpl Satoire will be partnered with Recruit Kirsten1987.
A New Duty Roster Will Be Posted once completed, along with Issue 2 of Identification Cards and Badges.
That is all… But remember to Be Safe!
Mwah!
Az.
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Some tend to drive way too fast from the schools parking lot after school, though if you where there you'd probably have to endure lots of cat calls and guys asking you for your number. ::)
Adera, if you look closely at the parking area of the school, you can see lot sign of wheel. the other day, one of the guy in my class was driving away so faster and had miss a parked car just for less then a meter.....wonder way they are allways in a hurry!
@Pafe: oh, i forget......i see now you have a personal pedal car. so, if you need an engine, i'm really glad to help you!
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A pair of little birds told me the Medical Examiner postion has opened up. If so, I would like to apply for it.
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Welcome Dr. Jessi93... I'll make the roster change with the new roster update.
Mwah!
Az.
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My character profile looks to be in order..let me know if I need to fix anything.
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Is it Jessi that will be conducting the medical examination of the students in Nymphomanias school then?
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My character profile looks to be in order..let me know if I need to fix anything.
more then your profile, i think you have to fix some heart really soon! i don't think some criminal can resist you, when you wear your uniform!
Adera, had you ever visit the school clinic before!? usually it's empty, so sometimes student use it for some hott meeting! and....psss.....take it a secret! ;)
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Nymphomanian Sex Police Department (NSPD) Recruitment Application
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Name: mrsexlover
Country of Origin: Netherlands
Sex: male
Orientation: Hetero
Desired Position: CSI Level 3
Uniform: no
Biography:
I have been a labtech all my live and got to go out in the field a couple of years ago. Now is specialize my self in close body search for traces of any kind of evidence.
Mostly i use my hands at the begining with a thoroughly search all over the body. I may also use my tongue as i find some trace to determine what kind of substance it is. After that it always goes to a cavity search at all the three love openings. I use my tongue and my magic swabstick for that part of the investigation.
I'm also a teacher of forensics to my spouse Dutchslut19 who by now is reached the CSI Level 1 status. She will also be applying for a position at the NSPD Crime Lab. If anybody wants to know more of the forensic skills, i'm always willing to teach anybody.
For Office use only:
Recruitment Date: 24/03/2012
Badge Number: #M51-725-876
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Nymphomanian Sex Police Department (NSPD) Recruitment Application
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Name: Dutchslut19
Country of Origin: Netherlands
Sex: female
Orientation: Bisex
Desired Position: CSI Level 1
Uniform: yes
Biography:
I just finished school and now i'm specializing my self in the forensic work. I got a great teacher in my spouse mrsexlover and reach the CSI Level 1 now.
I'm looking forward to my first position as a CSI at your PD, so can get more experiance in the world of forensics. I'm also in contrast to my teacher the one who investigate the evidance on male and shemale victims. As long as it's alive i will find the evidence on all victims even if there is more than one on a crimescene.
For Office use only:
Recruitment Date: 24/03/2012
Badge Number: #F16-527-367
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Welcome Recruits...
Will everyone welcome Dutchslut19 - Badge #F16-527-367, and mrsexlover - Badge #M51-725-876 to the NSPD.
They will be assiting The Medical Examiner, Dr. Jessi93.
Mwah!
Az.
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Is it Jessi that will be conducting the medical examination of the students in Nymphomanias school then?
Sure. I'll also perform physicals for any NSPD members as needed.
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Sure. I'll also perform physicals for any NSPD members as needed.
Hiya's...
There's been a crime in a room that need investigating. I'm not exactly sure what it is (Traffic Division, you know) but I'm sure I'll think of something.
We alway need physicals. Pedaling those little cars can wear a body out. Then there are those bumpy roads and dealing with the public can be very exhausting... and don't even get me started on that partner of mine. Where do we sign up?
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Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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Just message me to make an appointment, Pafe.
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Mood Music for Traffic Division while on Patrol:
Start the Car - Jude Cole (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2KPsBKvi8I)
And just some trivia... look carefully at the Piano in the video...
Can you tell what it is? It's a Steinway Upright (I recognise the sound board and the hammers)
Mwah! Enjoy!
Az.
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here in the traffic division, for mood music while on patrol we listen to The Beatles "Drive My Car" beep, beep... beep, beep, yeah. also Springsteen's "Fire"... but we sing along like Elmer Fudd. "I'm dwiving in my caw... I tuwn on the wadio"....
we also sing the theme song from the television show here in America "Cops"... "whatcha gonna do when they come for you, bad boys, bad girls" (we added the "girls". check dem out!
bruce: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5PoIrcyd34
beatles: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wmvPP_-Qs
cops: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2K4diw1WHM
of course, when we sing it, we prefer the chipmunk version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugK5QXKnQfM
satoire out
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The favorite tunes at the crime lab is, as always the music from the band The Who.
As this is this band that made the theme music for the tv-series that inspired us to become CSI's. And as we do everything methodically here at the lab, we play them in the right order.
CSI : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzbpxxJgRzY
CSI Miami : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXCaHq-F0m4
CSI NY : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyDSsaDAEQg
Afterward, when we are not done, we play some more tunes from our favorite tv-series
NCSI : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NlDMLRDZUE
or pay tribute to our college's :
from hawaii : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwhvByj8YG8
from SWAT : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Iwp1d7eKbA
from the California Highway Patrol : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTDOLoDiOcg
from Miami Vice : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0MEtBQb2yM
from High in the sky : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0MEtBQb2yM
and last but not least the poor boy who became a machine : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4PQRpo2Wng
This ends my report on the favorite music at NSPD's Crime-Lab
CSI-Level 3,
mrsexlover
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Hiya's...
Satoire forgot "The Irish Jaunting Car". We sing that one too, but, I don't think that's on youtube anywhere.
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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I had secretly visited the Traffic Division HQ yesterday and i can't agree whit the situation and i had found it disgusting! look at the "shower" room!
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So i will start a petition to buy this for them!
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and if it's necessary, i will find a new job to support Pafe and Satoire!
any help is really apprecied!
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Hiya's...
No Hentai... we love our outdoor facilities. Never judge a book by its cover, you've never seen the luxurious interior of our Division Headquarters. Besides, we love our shower facilities, they allow for bonding between partners.
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Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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Next time i sneak in your HQ, i will try to catch you in the shower! ;)
And hope to have my camera whit me!
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soft lighting... mood music... spacious.
What more could a girl want?
Satoire out
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I think the traffic division HQ looks nice.
I got a bit of schock when i first entered the crime lab and found this :
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Then they showed me the modern equipment
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and our state of the art computer system
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Finally i visited Dr. Jessi's morgue
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I hope Superintendent Azrielle gets a bigger budget from our county's goverment so we can improve our lab a bit. But for now we will try our best with what we got.
You can always come over for a visit, the coffee is ready and there are fresh donuts.
CSI-Level 3
mrsexlover
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Oh, well, if you like i can continue the petition for the lab, i'm glad to help!
And finally i have found a room to rent! the last girl who rent it had to leave and she was so cute when she help me whit the owner and whit the transfer of all my things! at last, we end playing till late in the night and we sleep togheter!
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Whoa...I have a morgue? I hope I don't have to store anyone in it.
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If you keep partying like you do Dr jessi, someone is gonna end up in that morgue.
Look how i found your examintion room after your last party :o
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That must have been nice. ;)
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Oh my gosh! I can presume that party was epic! what a mess! :o
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Hiya's...
Great posts MrSexLover. All the facilities could use an upgrade and some maintenance. I'm sorry I missed that party.
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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tnx Pafe,
I'm also sorry that i missed that party. I just found the reslut as i walked in that morning.
mrsexlover
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If you keep partying like you do Dr jessi, someone is gonna end up in that morgue.
Look how i found your examintion room after your last party :o
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That must have been nice. ;)
That was nothing to do with me..I was out on a beer run when this happened. Guess I'll have to keep the parties within the department in the future.
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... and everyone wonders why our country is so poor... If everyone would get their asses to work... ahem.
... But I digress. My own office resembles the aftermath of a tornado.
We Have several new members who need to find their way to the Orderly Room and won't be able to if the wreckage and carnage prevents them from their task. So, lets all clean up and Welcome them with open arms.
Mwah!
Az.
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Yes, wellcome to all new member and to new users!
Uhhhhh......this morning, in the middle of the lesson, i feel so sick! My head was hurting so much, so i ask to my teacher if i can go to the school clinic. The nurse had give me a pill and order me to rest for a while but a last i felt asleep so deeper!
When i wake up, i hear an inconfondible moan coming over the curtain......i discretely look over it and i see one of my class mate having sex whit her boyfriend! probably they don't had notice me sleeping on the other bed!
It was so excited and i can't hold the pleasure rising inside me.....i was really tempted to join them!
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... and everyone wonders why our country is so poor... If everyone would get their asses to work... ahem.
... But I digress. My own office resembles the aftermath of a tornado.
Az.
Hiya's...
You are so right Az... I've been in the Supertendent's Office... its so cramped and in such disarray it makes us wonder how you ever get any work done.
(http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/4136/nspdoffice.jpg)
And.. get a load of the cramped bathroom she has to deal with.
(http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/1082/nspdoffice2.jpg)
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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Lol Pafe, it must be very different for you when the superintendent wants to meet you and Satoire in her office. :D
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Oh heck… that’s the Mayor’s Office. The bastard only lets me use it to interview new officers.
My Office… It’s a wee bit cramped, but it’s cosy… Perfect for those intimate late night work sessions.
(Also Doubles as Street Car #4, when I’m not there.)
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1043/1235206197_a798435334.jpg)
My Office Chair
(http://www.avenuecalgary.com/files/articles/tiedtowork.jpg)
And my Bathroom… Left-over’s from my predecessor… But the Grunge look was my idea.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr4oxcQ68W1qz5uzuo1_500.jpg)
Mwah!
Az.
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Well as Interogation specialist, I thought It would be nice to get a mobile Interogation Unit
Here is what I was able to get with the money allocated
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Oh well......NG, you are lucky it have a cabin! i see other like that whitout it!
(http://www.grimace.ch/contenu/1176212871.jpg)
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Again on this stupid ladder........today the window is more dirty then usually! What the hell is this white sticky cream!? bleaaahhh, it's all on my hand!
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If you dont know what is is hentai, Im not telling you ;D
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So cruel! :'(
"oh my gosh, no, not that dog again! go away from the ladder! no no no noo!"
*Losing balance from the top of the ladder, suddenly i fall into the window whit my face.......the sticky cream is now all over it and on my shirt*
"oh, crap........"
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hentaiboy69... come to the shower room...
(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/7232/nspdsign2.jpg)
we'll help you wash all that nasty, sticky cream off of every inch of your body... just slide in between us
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satoire out
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oh, i really need it.......it's a little tight there, but not a real problem....
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Good news for our department everybody.
I catched a very wealthy and famous man with his pants down with another man at a local drinkinghole.
He agreed that if i didn't reveal his identity , he would bild a new crimelab and MA room for us. ;)
And here are the new results
the new crimelab :
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7202/6898008072_d66d0c443a.jpg)
the new MA Room :
(http://i43.tinypic.com/2n8mzc3.jpg)
Dutchslut 19 and me could not resist to use the new facilities at once, like this :
(http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5080/7044103907_00efa3a37b.jpg)
(http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5321/6898008114_7f2a3db521.jpg)
And with this new equipment whe can catch more wealthy people, so send in your request for department upgrade's.
I hope to cu all soon, at our new workplace.
grt.
Mrsexlover
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I can't wait to play with all my new toys ;D
When there's time, can we remodel the morgue a bit, as well?
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Dr Jessi,
I found time to upgrade your morgue, and at your request there are multiple beds in it ;) , take a look :
(http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5036/6898143220_9c21a68558.jpg)
And of course we couldn't resist the temption. :P
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7179/7044240399_8be8d8e760.jpg)
and there are still beds free, so if you want to join in, please do, and so can everyone at the NSPD.
Hope to see you soon, to continue the party at the morgue.
kisses and hugs, :-*
mrsexlover
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oh gosh, sex in a morgue!? that's something Rukya can find interessing!
about me......vacancy from school till next thursdayyyy! yaayyyyy!
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some things about necrophilia... your victim is easy to catch, and they're usually poseable... until rigor mortis sets in.
you need a good lube though
satoire out
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Just one word for that EEWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
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you are very right Satoire.
Necrophilia is nothing for me, i find it disgusting.
I prefer my partners of the living kind thats why dutchslut19 and me did sneak in with our friends, the morgue is always empty here, no dead body is ever been in the morgue.
not many living people want to visit either, but there is lots of room to have a great party, and it's easy to clean up.
cu all
mrsexlover
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You cannot catch me ! The Serial Flacher :P
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Another victim !!
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_f98opUNuVXc/TMwVBI-Kg8I/AAAAAAAATeY/NuVhmR5u8iE/s1600/flasher.jpg)
Unstopable !!!!!
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Hiya's...
Serial Flasher? This is AChat... flashing is perfectly acceptable... even encouraged.
Just don't be too upset if this happens to you.
(http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/7524/flashlaugh.jpg)
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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Aww it's all shrivelled up... shouldn't he at least salute with it? ;)
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I am not faulty, it started in my young age ::)
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poor boy
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this is what happend when you have too much old sister then you!
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sad but true
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REPORT FROM THE NSPD
TRAFFIC B.U.N.N.Y. DIVISION
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Hiya's...
Satoire and I field tested the newest weapon in the NSPD arsenal. The ACME Pulsar-Class Orgasmatron Ray Gun, that was developed by our own "C" who we have hired as a sweeper in the NSPD Traffic B.U.N.N.Y. Division. I have to say that it works great!! We had a heck of a time testing it on each other and we did not notice any side effects caused by the Ray Gun. Other than a terrific feeling of total relaxation when we finished.
Here is a copy of the owner's manual.
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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THE ACME PULSAR-CLASS ORGASMATRON RAY GUN:
The ACME Pulsar-Class Orgasmatron Ray Gun is a stimulation/intensification weapon. Orgasms are brought about by manipulating tissue on the subatomic level. This is achieved by firing creatinine saturated beams at the target. A cold-fusion reactor powers a two-stage tandem micro-particle accelerator, the Sementron. The Sementron produces creatinine (1.7 1027kg) particles from the operator's own body with no electric charge. This may cause a slight tingling sensation to the user's genitals. The output stream of Sementron is guided to the Rutherford Chamber by means of focusing magnetic fields. In the Rutherford Chamber (a tube consisting of an array of magnetic lenses (AML) and a cooling system) the stream of creatinine is focused, synchronized, and magnetically contained by the AML system.
Fired from the Rutherford Chamber, the creatinine beam leaves the nozzle where the magnetic containment field is discharged, freeing and accelerating the creatinine to 2000 m/s. The Orgamsatron Ray thrusts through the target by stimulating it at the atomic level. Its effect on the target is somewhat unique to gender.
FEMALE: When struck by the beam, the target's genetial area immediately become saturated with the odourless secretion of the Bartholin gland that lubricate the vaginal tract. This build up of fluid causes the "G-spot" to become stimulated, which causes it to swell and begin a fluid discharge through the urethra, which results in ejaculation. Clinical studies have shown that the female response to G-spot stimulation is extremely similar to the male response to prostate stimulation. The first couple of seconds of stimulation introduces a strong urge to urinate, but is quickly replaced with noticable sexual pleasure. This stimulation provided by the creatinine beam from the Orgasmatron Ray Gun capitalizes on that effect causing immediate and intense orgasms.
MALE: When struck by the beam, a man will achieve a sufficient level of stimulation, and immediate ejaculation begins. At that point, under the control of the sympathetic nervous system, semen containing sperm is produced (emission). The semen is ejected through the urethra with rhythmic contractions. These rhythmic contractions are part of the male orgasm. They are generated by the bulbospongiosus muscle under the control of a spinal reflex at the level of the spinal nerves S2-4 via the pudendal nerve. The typical male orgasm lasts several seconds. After a very small (usually just a couple of seconds) refractory period if the ACME Pulsar-Class Orgasmatron Ray Gun is fired again, the male will again achieve the sufficient level of stimulation and another ejaculation begins.
OPERATING INSTRUCTIONS:
Parts list for the ACME Pulsar-Class Orgasmatron Ray Gun.
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1. Rolling Barrel On/Off Toggle Switch
2. Settings dial
3. Trigger
4. Rutherford Chamber
5. Indicator Light
6. Nozzle
7. Dispursement Tip
8. Sight
9. Grip
10. Power Source Chamber
TO OPERATE THE ACME PULSAR-CLASS ORGASMATRON RAY GUN:
Power up the ACME Pulsar-Class Orgasmatron Ray Gun by moving the Rolling Barrel On/Off Toggle Switch (1.) forward toward the front of the Dispursement Tip (7.) until it clicks into place. Dial the intensity by rotating the outside of the Settings Dial (2.) only in a clockwise direction. [Note: Do not force the dial in a counter-clockwise direction. This will damage the settings mechanism and cause a settings malfunction.] Settings are: Mild (recommended for most); Intense (when a Mild orgasm will just not do); Melt Down (complete and total body writhering orgasm). The ACME Pulsar-Class Orgasmatron Ray Gun has a maximum range of 150 yards.
Allow 10 seconds for the ACME Pulsar-Class Orgasmatron Ray Gun's Rutherford Chamber to warm up. A slight pulsing will occur within the chamber as the creatinine beam increases. [Note: This may cause a slight tingling sensation in the operator's genital region.] The Indicator Light (5.) will glow an orange color when ready. [Note: Each discharge of the Pulsar-Class Orgasmatron Ray Gun causes an 8 second delay to occur between each firing.]
Aim the ACME Pulsar-Class Orgasmatron Ray Gun at the target by aligning the notch on the top of the Rolling Barrel On/Off Toggle Switch (1.) with the Sight (8.) at the end the Nozzle (6.) near the Dispursement Tip (7.) Squeeze the Trigger (3.) by pulling it back with one finger toward the Grip (9.) and discharge the Pulsar-Class Orgasmatron Ray Gun at the target.
To shut down the ACME Pulsar-Class Orgasmatron Ray Gun. Make sure the Pulsar-Class Orgasmatron Ray Gun has been discharged and that the Rutherford Chamber (4.) is empty. Move the Rolling Barrel On/Off Toggle Switch (1.) back towards the Settings Dial (2.) until it clicks into place. Squeeze the Trigger (3.) to completely empty the Rutherford Chamber (4.) of any remaining gasses. Wipe the Pulsar-Class Orgasmatron Ray Gun with a clean, dry, lint-free cloth to remove any orgasmic residue and store in the Pulsar-Class Orgasmatron Ray Gun Case provided.
Proper maintenance and care of the ACME Pulsar-Class Orgasmatron Ray Gun will result in years of dependable operation.
[Note: The power source of the ACME Pulsar-Class Orgasmatron Ray Gun is contained in the Grip of the weapon and should be serviced only by an ACME Pulsar-Class Orgasmatron Ray Gun Certified Technician. Any attempt to open the Power Source Chamber (10.) by anyone other than an ACME Pulsar-Class Orgasmatron Ray Gun Certified Technician will void all warrenties.]
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Hmm I wonder if such a gun would work on me... or if it would miss?
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Hmm I wonder if such a gun would work on me... or if it would miss?
Hiya...
If you can orgasm, it will work! Even using it on another can be exciting.
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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Ehehe, well I guess it will work then.
You mean it would be exciting to shoot at others with it Pafe?
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i'm confused.....why the NSPD
TRAFFIC B.U.N.N.Y. DIVISION heve a weapon like that!? it was made to easy catch bandits or just for their personal lust!?
mumble mumble.....
(anyway, nice job, Pafe!)
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This is my very first post here in the forums, and I was suggested to come to this particular thread by someone. I'd like to volunteer for one of those roles suggested. Villain and/or Criminal would be wonderful ;D Whatever works, but if I may choose something specific, I'm not really the violent type, so I'd be more a cat burglar type I think, no weapons unless you count my Imaginative mind *grins* Ty!
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hi SexyMure welcome to the fun
i'm shore you will it in with every one here
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Finally a villain after so much police crew! wellcome, sexymuse!
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No self respecting Texan would be complete, without packing a sixshooter.. Just sayN.. =)~ Now, when are they gonna offer cowboy boots as a clothing item in the shop?? :D
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@HB
Oy! I was an Arch-Criminal 3 pages ago! Still can't catch me in spite of so many NSPD officers having taken samples of my DNA ! ;)
@ Sexymuse. Welcome to the forum and maybe we could form a Criminal's Club! :)
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From the Office of the
Superintendent of Police
Welcome to the NSPD Sexymuse... I look forward to catching you and your kitty... hehehe.
Mwah!
Az.
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Nice to see you, Az!
@HB
Oy! I was an Arch-Criminal 3 pages ago! Still can't catch me in spite of so many NSPD officers having taken samples of my DNA ! ;)
i know that, but you was alone in it! now you have a sparring partner in you crime!
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@HB
Oy! I was an Arch-Criminal 3 pages ago! Still can't catch me in spite of so many NSPD officers having taken samples of my DNA ! ;)
@ Sexymuse. Welcome to the forum and maybe we could form a Criminal's Club! :)
Now that you remind me Blue i did see wanted poster of you on the wall at our departmend, i post it here to remind all personal
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7222/7163881804_5547868d63_b.jpg)
And a warm welcome to Sexymuse as well. I will try to catch you both later ;)
MrSexlover, CSI Level 3 NSPD
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"CatwomEn"!? oooops! ;D
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Maybe she has a twin sister hentai so womEn hehe ;)
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Miaoo! ....er, i mean...maybe!
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Thank you all, for taking me in. *smiles*
*Whispers to Blue* Yes, we really ought to start a crime syndicate or something.
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I'd volunteer to be an outlaw, perfect fit for me.. Texas cowboy mafia family.. I'm already the "man in black" =)~
Thank you all, for taking me in. *smiles*
*Whispers to Blue* Yes, we really ought to start a crime syndicate or something.
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"CatwomEn"!? oooops! ;D
Hi Hentai,
The police officer that made that wanted poster probably had a off day, i confronted him with his work and he did see his mistake, and he corrected it.
so here is the new one :
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7214/7164377078_1ac184b7cf_b.jpg)
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Hiya's...
Looks like we'll have to make the Orgasmatron operational. We've done extensive field testing, now we can put it into the arsenal.
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh588/Pafe56/Orgasmatron02bc.jpg)
It's fully charged, and I'm not afraid to use it.
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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Had you tested it Pafe!? maybe you can find someone really happy to do it! ;D
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@ Pafe oooerrrrr, I'm a semi-professional, I can run faster than you can pedal! :P
@HB & mrseximan Wow! thanks for the poster!, that's me alright, well perhaps if I shaved......................
@ sexymuse yes let's :) :) :) We need to design a hideout!
@ taztexan The man in black eh? we could do with a male hit-man lol! hee hee!
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In need of a Ht-Man? I'd like that. Being a "Hired Gun" might be better for an old country boy too ... ;)
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Lolz........... there was a double meaning Tex! ;)
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Blue, dunno why you are thanking me, i don't had done nothing! :o
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Then it blew right over my bald head, bluedenim. I'm just a simple country boy. *wink*
Lolz........... there was a double meaning Tex! ;)
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I asked my father to build us a secret headquarters for our criminal activities. I managed to take a photo, but this is as close as I could get without being spotted ...
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Hiya's...
How come you didn't include the entire signage? Look how close we are... only 5 miles apart.
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh588/Pafe56/signs02.jpg)
You might be able to outrun the Pedal Car... but not the Orgasmatron!! Provided I can get it away from that partner of mine.
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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/Facepalm
Serves me right for not taking care of this myself. My dad told me he found some great real estate, but never mentioned our neighbors would be the Bunny Division! I think this is his idea of a joke ... should be interesting.
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Told you SexyMuse you'v been notice and a for having your hideout next door to the top bunnies in the SNPD
and you know Traffic will always back them up
we'er Watching you
And you know Im' onto you :)
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Hmmmmm, As the Interrogation Officer, I think I will have to engage rather unique interrogation procedures to get to the "bottom" of this crime wave. Guess I'll have to break out the St Andrews cross and the Electrocution probe, He He
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I' am so glad I've been practising my running today!
:P :P :P :P :P
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ahi ahi.....officer NG is finally back and looks like she have reaaally bad intention! hard time for the villains! :'(
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I'm changing my name to:
"THE GINGERBREAD MAN"
:P
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Run, run, run... as fast as you can,
you can't catch me..............
:P :P :P
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Hiya's...
Covems, the quonset hut could use a sweeping, and besides, you'll have to wrestle Cpl. Satoire for the Orgasmatron... she seems to think that it is her's. Maybe you could make us another one.
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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ok, everybody get back to work... what is this? A coffee break?
(I didn't get my cream filled donut! - Wahhh!!)
Lolz
Az.
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you know, Azrielle....when the cat is out (you) the mouses dance!
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ok, everybody get back to work... what is this? A coffee break?
(I didn't get my cream filled donut! - Wahhh!!)
Lolz
Az.
*laying down fully erect Donut toss time!! You'll have to *work* for the creamy filling Azrielle, or should I say work your magic??? =)~
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AZ we know what type of doughnut you want, a creme filled Long John (Thats what they are called) LOL
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AZ we know what type of doughnut you want, a creme filled Long John (Thats what they are called) LOL
Well several donuts could be tossed and ringered too.. just sayN.. =)~
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hehhehe...
I have one at my beck-and-call... and gee, don't ya know what I like to do with it...
Mwah!
Az.
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You can allways explain to us......as a student of the Nymphomania Sex High School, i wanna learn all i can!
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Taz here, the newly appointed Spermicide Detective of NSPD!! With my cowboy hat, boots, dress jacket and white collared shirt. With a 45 caliber specially made 1911A1 semi-auto hidden behind my right hip in a shark skin inside-the-pants holster, I flip out my black leather badge holder with an encircled silver lone star on the flap. Investigating all suspicious spermicidal events, no cold cases on my agenda.. Only smoking hot ones.. Here to serve and investigate and explore. Surveillance on request...
Thanks for having me.. and special thanks to Azrielle for appointing me to this very important job. I'll wear the credentials with honor and pride.. Off to investigate and perform intimate surveillance.. =)~
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From the Office of
Superintendent of Police
Taz!
Welcome to the NSPD Spermicide Devision! Your Service Number is M92-392-569. I'll be adding you to the Duty Roster shortly.
Be sure to keep it handy so you can record it on all official Documentation like arrest reports, etc.
Mwah!
Az.
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Hiya's...
Due to all the space fashions and backgrounds that were recently released, we felt it was high time the Nymphomania Sex Police Department expanded into the realm of outer space. Our dedicated research and development team here in the BUNNY Division has successfully launched a NSPD BUNNY Division Space Dock in the Alpha Quadrant. It is pictured here:
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh588/Pafe56/Things/Bunnydock01abc.jpg)
We have begun patrols.
So remember, space is no place to race. If you do, we'll be watching.
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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I'll have to check out the new digs when I venture to outer space next time. Will pick out my office space while there and place my name upon the door. I've been called a space cowboy before, but please don't call me "Maurice" (Wolf Whistle) You *may* call me a gangsta of love though.. But shhh that's my undercover persona as the Lieutenant in the Spermicide Detective division of NSPD. Back to my surveillance duties and "in depth" investigations of spermicidal incidences.. =)~
<==== Oh look, I've got a "Full Member" now.. how did they know??? Guess I should of waited before stepping away from the desk. *sheepish grin
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Hiya's...
Just so you know... the material for construction of the NSPD BUNNY Division Space Dock, was gathered from old special projects that were abandoned. We found most of the items needed in our quonset hut.
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh588/Pafe56/NSPDQuonset3b.jpg)
We got the additional funding from our presentation to the Mayor. Of course, the blow job we gave him didn't hurt. We are now able to have our research and development section produce some more equipment and gadgets for us. Stay tuned for further updates!!
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Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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Hello all,
I have been a newly appointed detective of the spermicide squad and I am anxious to get on patrol and make nymphomania a happier place.
Moordenaar
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Wellcome! hope you will be a great agent of the NSPD!
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From The BUNNY SPACE Division, NSPD
Stardate: 112152.4
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Hiya's...
Welcome Moordenaar to the crazy world of the Forum. Please be sure to look around and read through the topics, as you will find a lot of ideas and thoughts on how to make AChat a better experience for all of us. Then be sure to post and share your thoughts and ideas.
And, Welcome to the even crazier NSPD. We look forward to meeting all of our fellow officers.
Well... Cpl. Satoire and I finally arrived at the NSPD BUNNY Space Division Space Dock located in the Alpha Quadrant. We will begin patrols today, which will make May 31, 2012, an historic day. A report will follow.
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh588/Pafe56/Things/Bunnydock02a.jpg)
Our arrival
We're hoping to get approval to launch the second NSPD BUNNY Space Division Space Dock to the Beta Quadrant. All systems are ready to go, we just need an approval from the chief.
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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From the Office of the
Superintendent of Police
WelCUMe to the NSPD Detective Sergeant Moordenaar.
Your Service number is M77-687-785. Be sure to keep your service number handy so you can use it on all official NSPD documentation, like arrest reports and all that stuff.
Nice to see you already on Duty... I may have to frisk you for cream filling... (donuts, I'm talking donuts, lolz).
Az.
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Nice to see you already on Duty... I may have to frisk you for cream filling... (donuts, I'm talking donuts, lolz).
Az.
Don't let her fool you, she throws a mean donut at donut tossing time.. Just sayN... =)~
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Does this mean i am supposed to carry a cream filled donut in my pocket to keep the superintendent happy. Especially in case of a surprise uniform inspection.
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Hiya's...
Is that a crueller in your pocked? Or are you just glad to see me?
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh588/Pafe56/cruller.jpg)
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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May 31.......this mean school is over! but, sigh, i have to work hard the next 10 days.....final test is hard and i have my goal to achieve: being one of the first five students in the final graduatory! it's the the only chance to be one of the crew of the second civil spaceship who will travel in the space! every night i look at the pic i had made whit my cellphone a week ago.....
(http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/8560/scansione0009j.jpg)
Common area, an artificial park, restaurant.....a real and complete flying city! the journewy will begin on july 1st.....can't wait for it!
but.....mmmmh, i know i need some extra credit for my personal schedule, so yesterday i had a date whit the sovrintendent of the recruitment department: he is an old perverted man who like to date young girls but, wow, he was more better then how i expected! a wonderful night! and he promise to give me a big help...eh eh!
(http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/16616267/2/stock-photo-16616267-girl-licking-her-lips-covered-with-yogurt.jpg)
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WELLLLLLLLLLLLL...... I would say it is a crueller but as a duly appointed officer of the law that would be lying. But let's see what do i have in these pockets.
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From the BUNNY Space Division, NSPD
Stardate: 112153.6
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Hiya's...
Corporal Satoire and I started our first patrol of the Alpha Quadrant yesterday. It was rather uneventful, except for what seemed like a comet streaking by. We yelled for it to slow down, but in space, no one can hear you scream.
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh588/Pafe56/Things/People/Covems01.jpg)
We did pass by some friendly AChat citizens. Today we will be on patrol in section 2837 of the Alpha Quadrant. We're looking forward to that patrol, as we heard there is a new donut shop opened in that section.
We are still awaiting approval from the Superintendent to begin the process of launching into the Beta Quadrant.
HB,we are happy to see that you may be coming to space. There's plenty of space out in space, but we hope to see your floating city.
Thanks for letting me share
Pafe
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Hopefully the BUNNY division will get approval for the Beta quadrant soon. I'm there on special undercover duty having received reports of some very nasty spermicides here recently.. I may need some *ass*istance in my suveillance and investigations.. *wink* It'll take at least 3 of us to do a thorough report and collect samples for the CSI department for lab work... ;)
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HB,we are happy to see that you may be coming to space. There's plenty of space out in space, but we hope to see your floating city.
I have to wait till test are over, plus the ship will begin the journey on july......sigh! long time to wait!
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Hopefully the BUNNY division will get approval for the Beta quadrant soon. I'm there on special undercover duty having received reports of some very nasty spermicides here recently.. I may need some *ass*istance in my suveillance and investigations.. *wink* It'll take at least 3 of us to do a thorough report and collect samples for the CSI department for lab work... ;)
Hi Tax,
As a experienced CSI, i'm glad to help you out with that sample collection. DNA samples are my speciality, i have a nice "swabstick" to collect them.
So let me know when you need any backup.
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Hiya's...
The article speaks for itself.
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Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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Robot girl was last seen last night around 6pm CST, on my new yacht.. She had a brief stay and seemed distracted, like someone was stalking her.. We parted after a slow dance and a look around my boat.. She yearned for more.. but I was on another mission and couldn't stay.. We parted with a sweet kiss.. I hope not the last...
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Hiya's...
We have been re-assigned to the Border Patrol. We cannot understand why this has been done, except for nepotism. We of the BUNNY Division broke the story of the Robot Robberies and filed the first report. It seems the "powers that be" know more about this than we do, except for the fact that we know for sure that The Kissing Bandit is not, I repeat NOT, responsible for the theft.
We have decided to ignore the press release and continue our own investigation, utilizing all the resources of the BUNNY Division.
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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Hiya's...
04 Jun 2012
While patrolling the border, we noticed a peculiar light near the border fence. Cpl. Satoire was quick enough to take three pictures before the light faded out.
See below:
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Image #1
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh588/Pafe56/Things/The%20Adventure/beamout02.jpg)
Image #2
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Image #3
I am reluctant to show these, because we probably be taken away from this, too.
We investigated the area and found footprints leading to where we thought the light emanated from. The prints were very faint and appeared to end at that spot. We have submitted a request for a motion detection camera to place in the area.
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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Looks like a transporter beam to me......................
Seems there are Alien supercriminals out here too!
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Hiya's...
Questions that need to be answered:
1. What is a transporter beam?
2. Why was it out here by the border?
3. How did you determine that this is a result of criminal activity?
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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Pafe Pafe.......did you forget Blue live in the criminal part of Ninphomania!? she is really skilled to recognized criminal affair! and, maybe, she can be involved in it!
mmmh, this last sentence is just an opinion, of course......but don't forget she have two strong alleys!
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7214/7164377078_1ac184b7cf_b.jpg)
and that's all, miaaoooo!
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Hiya's...
HB... I don't know if it's criminal or not. Maybe it is... maybe it's not.
We patrolled the Space border today. Nothing unusual happened, so there is nothing to report. We did find out one thing though.... space is big.
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh588/Pafe56/Things/People/Azrielle01.jpg)
The pedal ion engine is very quiet. The Chief is always watching.
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
P.S. We're hoping the donut shop opens soon.
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Hiya's...
Our request for a motion detection camera was approved! We were granted the use of a state of the art FLIR infared camera with wireless technology. This was great! All we had to do was set it up and we would be able to monitor the camera from the BUNNY Division quonset hut.
Only... the camera has been damaged. It was inadvertently dropped from one of the pedal cars (I don't want to say which one it was) and the Sargeant who was driving the trailing pedal car ran it over. Maybe it can be fixed.
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh588/Pafe56/Things/The%20Adventure/flir01.jpg)
So, since I felt a bit responsible for losing the use of the infared camera, we took the bird monitoring camera from my backyard. See picture below:
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh588/Pafe56/Things/The%20Adventure/birdcam01.jpg)
Some of us took this opportunity to catch a little sun.
We have installed the pole with the camera attached to it near the place where we captured the photographs of the strange light. We're hoping this will give us a better look at whatever it is, if the anomaly should reoccur.
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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From the looks of the Sarge taking advantage of the opportunity for sunning, I'm very sure I could provide some "pole-age". I'm just *that* kind of helpful guy..
Lt Taz on *ass*ignment... ;)
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Hiya's...
Report from the Border:
There was an extensive collaboration between the BUNNY Division and the Detective Division last evening that proved to be very benificial to all.
Upon examining the "sneaky cam" we found that the batteries were completely drained. We caught one picture of a bird and this photo below.
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh588/Pafe56/Things/The%20Adventure/Whoisit.jpg)
Yesterday's Tattler had an article concerning the theft of two more robots. So far, we have no evidence of these two unusual occurrances being connected. We will continue to investigate.
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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The detective division looks forward to more collaboration with the BUNNY division. Copious notes were taken and a very thorough discussion of future plans in solving this mystery have been enlightening and beneficial to all of NSPD. Will need to confer with all members of the BUNNY division to truly crack this case... a very challenging but hopefully extremely rewarding assignment for sure..
Lt. Taz on *ass*ignnment.... 8)
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Damn... since when does roaming nude on the beach... qualify for an interrogation.... :P
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Gotta be careful lying out in that heat...........
Wouldn't want you to get "Vulcanised"
rofl!
*dances away, waving my ivy at you and flouncing my hair*
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Why did the NSPD have to patrol so close to the secluded stargazing spot... by the border? We where taken off guard when the officers suddenly came up to the car and started asking questions, when we where... uhmm stargazing.
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Adera, i think there is a big secret over the border and the NSPD don't wanna make it public so easly......
And at least, last day of test! monday i will know if i'll be on the crew of the ship or not, but the examinator had a strange expression on his face tomorrow when he pass to me the package whit the final test......he sweetly wink at me when he others wasn't looking....mmmm
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Hiya's...
We were patrolling the border again last night, and checked the "sneaky cam". We didn't catch any more pictures, and the batteries were still fully charged.
We did notice a few parked automobiles (sorry Adera), and asked a few questions, but no one spotted anything odd.
We were just about to end our shift when we noticed something strange in the sky. It was a streak of light that went across the sky and then flashed out. Cpl. Satoire managed to snap a picture of the flash.
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh588/Pafe56/Things/The%20Adventure/Flash01.jpg)
As we were departing the area, we saw an odd set of lights, which appeard to be eyes that were looking at us. When we stopped, it got even stranger. We got a photo of that, too.
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh588/Pafe56/Things/The%20Adventure/cateyes.jpg)
If anyone has any information they wish to share, please feel free to do so. We could use everyone's help.
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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I didn't notice much of the surroundings, if there was anything special by the stargazing spot that is... I was somewhat preoccupied. ::)
We did notice a few parked automobiles (sorry Adera), and asked a few questions, but no one spotted anything odd.
You don't have to be sorry, I'm just trying to play around here as well. :P
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Gotta be careful lying out in that heat...........
Wouldn't want you to get "Vulcanised"
rofl!
*dances away, waving my ivy at you and flouncing my hair*
Did I mention I'm very thorough in my investigations with plenty of probing questions and lots of application of spf to prevent spoiling the specimen during intetogation.. 8)
On assignement..
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I'll be heading to the border this weekend for more thorough investigation of the recent anomalies the Bunny division has reported. May need you two Sargent's *ass*istance in this border probe. Be prepared with your notes and observations. Sgt Satoire, I may need to speak with you privately first. Sgt Pafe has been interviewed and I will need your perspective on the matter also...
The saga continues as this assignment progresses....
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While the McLaren is fast, (and sadly, the insurance company is still looking for who is to blame for all that damage done to it). This latest NSPD vehicle was just begging me to take it for a test drive.
(http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w31/Covems/AChat/AzRocket03.jpg)
UHMMM... I think I may have been responsible for that blinding flash of light in the sky. I profusely appologise if this caused any problems on the ground. The after-burners of the Pyrotomic drive do provide a rather bright blue trail. I think its a side effect of the Tesla Coils and not the Rocket Fuel.
... And unless I'm not mistaken Taz, CPL Satiore will not be due for promotion until the McLaren is roadworthy once again.
Mwah!
Az.
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... And unless I'm not mistaken Taz, CPL Satiore will not be due for promotion until the McLaren is roadworthy once again.
Mwah!
Az.
Oh I'm sure she'll be promoted soon... is why I think of her as higher than her current rank.. 8)
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Hiya's...
On patrol in the Alpha Quadrant, investigating the flash.
From the pieces of the FLIR camera, our gadget guy cobbled together an Ion Detector which, hopefully will enable us to find the area that the flash occured in. If there are trace ions there we should be able to track them.
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh588/Pafe56/Things/The%20Adventure/IonDetector.jpg)
One of the great things of being in space is the weightlessness. Case in point: My butterfingered partner dropped the Ion Detector from her pedal rocket and it did not get damaged. It just floated and was easily retrieved.
The investigation continues... and we could use everyone's help.
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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Conferred with bunny division in Alpha Quadrant... lots of deep probes were performed and samples taken... Ion detector wasn't totally trusted but seems functional.. have new technology to program it with and took possession of it... once software is loaded.. will return to Bunny squad... they will both need to retrieve it.. for instructions on it's new... functions... very intricate programming.. will take awhile to teach, could take a couple hours at least... ;)
Back to my space ship/yacht... NCC Majestic SeaStallion.... Space Cowboy incognito.. and on case....
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Corporal Tango
Finally makes it to the Alpha Quadrant
Give the Bunny division all the back up he can give them . Still no clue's on the Robot thief's but will help it ever way i can
Corporal Tango off to patrol the outer border
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Poison Ivy:
As almost all the NSPD is spaced out, I am wreaking havoc with the "innocent" citizens left behind....
The notches on my bedpost are legion!
MWA HA HA HA HA!
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Hiya's...
Taz and Tango, we're glad you're here. We're hoping others will soon join us. HB, when you get into space, please keep your eyes open and report any strange happenings. Thanks :)
We took another trip to the border where we spotted the strange flash the other night. It was early in the morning and we caught this:
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh588/Pafe56/Things/The%20Adventure/border05night.jpg)
Thanks to the new rockets and the ion detector we were able to track the ion signature of what appeared to be a strange ship of some sort. We tracked it to the Beta Quadrant and managed to get a picture of the craft before it blinked out.
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh588/Pafe56/Things/The%20Adventure/BetaQuadPhoto01a.jpg)
We're hoping the launch of the Beta Quadrant Space Dock happens soon. We had to abort our tracking to have enough energy left to get to the Alpha Quadrant Space Dock. Either that or we need to pack more donuts.
Poison Ivy... this is AChat... there are no innocent citizens... and you should join us... we could use your savvy and wit. :P
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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Poison Ivy:
As almost all the NSPD is spaced out, I am wreaking havoc with the "innocent" citizens left behind....
The notches on my bedpost are legion!
MWA HA HA HA HA!
Don't get your hopes up that much Blue.
The CSI's are still on earth and we are getting more and more DNA sample's with our swabsticks to reveal your thru identity.
And we do back up the members of the bunny division who are still on earth, so you gonna be caught soon. :P
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Poison Ivy:
As almost all the NSPD is spaced out, I am wreaking havoc with the "innocent" citizens left behind....
The notches on my bedpost are legion!
MWA HA HA HA HA!
Now I've made several trips back to earth, blue. My new spaceship/yacht the NCC Majestic SeaStallion is state of the art with the latest warp drive technology and can be back to earth in the blink of an eye. In fact our paths have crossed on a couple occassion and yet to have my interview with you. What's up with that? =)~
I'm sure your weekend was indeed legion but never complete without the devilish Texan's input.. I see a spermicidal incident in your very near future.. let's investigate it ASAP!! ;)
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Hiya's...
On Patrol in the Alpha Quadrant
New rockets and... Look!! Yea!!! Donuts!!!
We did find a small trace of the ion signature, but our detector is not powerful enough to track it. We need a stronger probe. Nothing else to report.
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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There are some new features added to the ion detector that you may be unaware of Sgt Pafe, sometime you and Cpl Satoire will need to step on to my ship for more "in depth" training on it's many features in collecting data. Should be a very stimulating and pleasurable experience for you both. Drop me a note when you would like to setup the training session. I'm sure I can fit you both into my very busy schedule here lately..
Space Cowboy Lt. Taz - Spericide Detective in charge and livin large..
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Donuts? of yes please... where my cream filled one?
Mwah!
Az.
PS: A T C is coming soon as I create, and re-create some special blends...
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Is the space donut shop shaped like a donut? :P
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Have I mentioned I make an excellent pole for donut ring tossing?? Space donuts would be even better and probly more challenging in a weightless environment, I'd not need to lay down??? *smirk...
Just sayN.. 8)
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Hiya's...
The NSPD Beta Quadrant Space Dock is on the launch pad. All systems are go! We are anticipating a problem free launch, and the Dock should be in place in the Beta Quadrant in a couple of days.
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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Hiya's...
We did need some material for the new Dock and the NSPD Deep Space 69 Station that is being constructed. We've put in many requests for items and have yet to receive any replies. Since the Mayor of Nymphomania has given us priority to acquisitions, we made a visit to NSPD Headquarters
NSPD Headquarters
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We took a few things
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And also from the Squad Room
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Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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About the missing robot girl and boy.......strange voices run in the accademy where i'm training for my new space adventure.
Seems like someone is trying to build a robot shemale in some secret bunker over the borderline.....strange light and rumors coming from there! a secret factory, maybe!?
plus, i have news...the launch of the first civil airship goes well, so they have moved the launch of the second one to june 20th....hard training days till that!
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Hiya's...
On Patrol in the Alpha Quadrant
New rockets and... Look!! Yea!!! Donuts!!!
We did find a small trace of the ion signature, but our detector is not powerful enough to track it. We need a stronger probe. Nothing else to report.
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
A stronger probe *is* available.. Stop by my office this weekend for directions on it's use... I'm pretty sure you know the basics, but a refresher course is never a bad thing. Might of missed things in earlier training... 8)
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Hiya's...
It took a while, but the Beta Quadrant Space Dock is now in its permanent location. All systems functioning and we're ready to begin our patrols tomorrow.
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh588/Pafe56/Things/Bunnydock03a.jpg)
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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uff.......i'm so focused on the match and on my pics.....
The space voyage is begin but i had totally forget to advice the NSPD we have a pretty donuts bar in our ship.....if you gonna patrol the Teta sector, look for us!
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Hiya's...
There was a report of another ion burst in the Beta Quadrant. Cpl. Satoire and I are on our way to investigate. We will file a full report once our investigation is concluded.
We had to use the old pedal rockets... the new one are in the shop for upgrades. I hope she remembered to pack extra donuts.
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh588/Pafe56/Things/People/Animation1.gif)
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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Hiya's...
NSPD Deep Space 69 Station - The lights are on and the station has been powered up. We stopped in yesterday after our latest patrol and discovered that there is a donut shop already in place inside the NSPD Deep Space 69 Station. It hasn't opened yet, but the sign read that it will be opening soon.
On our way out, we caught a glimpse of the Chief on her way to the Station. We hope she finds everything satisfactory.
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh588/Pafe56/Things/People/AzDs69.gif)
We're on the trail of the Ion Burst, which we think has something to do with the Robot disappearances. We're going to track the signature of the ions as far as we can. Wish us luck.
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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The new station looks simply fabulous! I even found that the promenade deck has a donut shop where they make little cream filled cake donuts in a bag with powdered sugar... ZOMG! I think I just gained 5lbs just thinking about it, lolz.
And Contrary to some evil rumour mongering, the reports of my demise have been greatly exagerated. WHOOT!
okies,
* inspection done, hops in speeder and returns to Headquarters.
Mwah!
Az.
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NSPD BUNNY Div
Space Patrol
Report
Date: 15Aug12
Cpl. Satoire and I used the new Ion Tracker developed by our R&D department of the BUNNY Div. We were able to track the pulses through the Beta Quadrant and spotted a light burst near a small grouping of planets. There was a planet off in the distance by itself, not in this grouping.
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh588/Pafe56/Things/The%20Adventure/Planetgroup.jpg)
Cpl. Satoire named this system The Bocce Ball System, as it reminded her of the game.
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh588/Pafe56/Things/The%20Adventure/GuardianPlanet.jpg)
The ion pulse trail headed straight towards this distant planet. We investigated and found that the atmosphere is oxygen sufficient for breathing (as is all of AChat space). We are going to attempt to land our pedal rockets and investigate further.
Respectfully submitted from the Beta Quadrant
SSgt. Pafe
Cpl. Satoire
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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NSPD BUNNY DIV.
Space Patrol
Report
Date: 15Aug2012
We landed our pedal rockets near the place where the ion trail ended. We discovered another craft there and some sort of glowing cave type entrance, or portal to what appears to be a chamber. We set up a recording camera and a DVR to track our movements and to capture any evidence.
We saw someone inside this portal and upon deciding that he was our suspect got a closer look at this thing. We are going to attempt to enter the chamber to get a look around.
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh588/Pafe56/Things/The%20Adventure/Portal01.jpg)
Respectfully submitted
SSgt. Pafe
Cpl. Satoire
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NSPD BUNNY DIV.
Space Patrol
Report Addendum
Date: 15Aug2012
By the time we had gotten to the portal, the suspect was no longer in sight. We entered the chamber and were immediately engulfed in a misty fog. It dulled our senses and made it very difficult to see.
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh588/Pafe56/Things/The%20Adventure/Portal02.jpg)
The chamber appears to be quite large, which is misleading when judging it from the outside. Very mysterious and eerie. We decided not to go any farther until we had some supplies with us. We're going to exit the chamber and return to the Beta Quadrant Space Dock.
Respectfully submitted,
SSgt. Pafe
Cpl. Satoire
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NSPD BUNNY DIV.
Space Patrol
Report
Date: 16Aug2012
We exited the chamber easily and felt our senses return to normal. We were just about to go to our pedal rockets when we saw someone inside the chamber looking back at us. The figure gave us a nod of his head, then faded out. Our recording camera captured this image.
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh588/Pafe56/Things/The%20Adventure/Portal03.jpg)
We're heading back to the Beta Quadrant Space Dock. Where we can pick up some needed supplies and examine our DVR for any recorded evidence.
Respectfully submitted,
SSgt. Pafe
Cpl. Satoire
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* * Secure Transmission * *
Relayed via DS-69 To Beta Quadrant...
Info: Space Patrol Report
Report Received at Headquarters.
Further investigation authorized, with caution.
Keep your panties on ladies.
Chief Azrielle
Superintendent NSPD
* * Transmission End * *
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NSPD BUNNY DIV
Space Patrol
Report
Date: 19Aug2012
We examined all the pictures from the camera and the footage from the DVR. We did not capture anything else on the still camera, but there is some evidence on the DVR. This is the person fading out that we saw. It is only about a second in length, but it does show the image that we saw.
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh588/Pafe56/Things/The%20Adventure/Portal01-1.gif)
We're going to pack some donuts and the orgasmatron and investigate this mysterious chamber.
Respectfully submitted,
SSgt. Pafe
Cpl. Satoire
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NSPD BUNNY DIV
Space Patrol
Report
Date: 20Aug2012
After gathering our supplies we headed back to the Distant Planet in the Bocce System. We have set up a recording camera at the entrance to the chamber entrance and our R & D department supplied us with a relay beacon that we will set up inside the chamber, which is supposed to automaticaly send updated reports. We hope this will allow us to continue with our reports once we are inside.
The recording camera is programmed to detect any movement and to transmit the images back to NSPD Beta Quadrant Space Dock. We will be carrying two still cameras and one DVR transmitter. Cpl. Satoire is bringing her Orgasmatron and I have the donuts.
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh588/Pafe56/Things/The%20Adventure/Portal05.jpg)
The chamber portal/entrance has changed appearance and is now in a spiraling effect. The misty fog has dissapated a little and we are going to make our entrance. One of us will file a report as soon as practicable.
Respectfully submitted,
SSgt. Pafe
Cpl. Satoire
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NSPD BUNNY DIV.
Space Patrol
Report
Date: 20Aug2012
Upon our approach to the chamber, the spiral stopped and the chamber once again filled with a foggy mist.
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh588/Pafe56/Things/The%20Adventure/Chamber04.jpg)
We are setting up the data transfer relays in the chamber, which according to our R & D Department will allow transmitting of our photo and oral reports to automatically be sent to the Beta Quadrant Space Dock.
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh588/Pafe56/Things/The%20Adventure/Chamber05.jpg)
Cpl. Satoire has notice a small, dim light that seems to be embedded in a rock on the chamber floor. Once our relays are secured we will investigate the light.
Respectfully submitted,
SSgt. Pafe
Cpl. Satoire
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NSPD BUNNY DIV.
Space Patrol
Oral Report
We have switched to the oral reporting. Upon investigation of the lighted rock, I accidently stepped on it, there was a rippling sort of flash and a vortex has opened up. It's trying to suck Cpl. Satoire and me inside. The Orgasmatron was ripped from Cpl. Satoire and my bag of donuts with the cameras are being sucked into the vortex. We're trying to hang on and keep from being taken into the vortex.
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh588/Pafe56/Things/The%20Adventure/Chamber03.jpg)
It is pulling us with a tremendous force, I can feel myself being lifted from the ground. Cpl. Satoire is holding on to me, but now we're both off the ground and being swirled around in a turblent air flow that is spiraling into the vortex.
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh588/Pafe56/Things/The%20Adventure/Chamber06.jpg)
SSgt.Pafe
Cpl. Satoire
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NSPD BUNNY DIV.
Space Patrol
Oral Report
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh588/Pafe56/Things/The%20Adventure/Chamber07.jpg)
I don't think we can hang on much longer. There are hand holds along the walls inside this chamber, but we do not have the strength to hold on. My boots and skirt have been ripped off and are swirling into the vortex.
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh588/Pafe56/Things/The%20Adventure/Chamber08.jpg)
Cpl. Satoire has lost her skirt, too. That, along with her panties and boots are being drawn into the turblance of the vortex.
I have found another hand hold and I'm holding on. Satoire is holding on to me, but I can feel my uniform shirt being pulled from me.
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NSPD BUNNY DIV.
Space Patrol
Oral Report
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My uniform shirt is gone. It has been sucked into the vortex along with the rest of my clothes. Cpl. Satoire is also naked now, and we're too exhausted to hold on any longer.
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We're going to let go and let the votex take us. We're hoping that there will be a soft landing on the other side, where ever that may be. Pafe out.
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NSPF BUNNY DIV
Space Patrol
After encounter report
Date: 22Aug2012
Cpl. Satoire and I have safely returned to the NSPD Beta Quadrant Space Dock. We are filing this report on our trip through the vortex.
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Once through the vortex, we landed quite softly but in a particularly compromising position amongst some ruins. Our donut bag along with the cameras were already there, and one of the cameras was switched on somehow and caught this image of our landing.
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We were both naked, but strangely our bunny ears and tails were still attached to us. I swear they're held on by magic. While still lying on the ground and regaining our composure I happened to look up and noticed a person staring at us. It was the same person we had seen looking at us the other day through the portal. The person stood approximately 6 feet 2 inches tall. He has dark green eyes, a green complexion, black hair and pointed ears.
"Hello ladies." He said, "I have been following your progress with the wormhole chamber..."
"Who the heck are you?" Cpl. Satoire blurted out. "And where the hell are we?"
The person approached us as we got to our feet. "You are on the planet Nymphosus, Corporal Satoire... and I am known in this dimension as Ambassador Spock."
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I asked Ambassador Spock if he had seen our uniforms come though. "This dimension?" I asked him. "Would you please elaborate on that?"
"Sargeant Pafe, you two have made a remarkable discovery. You have found the Nymphosus Wormhole Chamber, which allows for travel between this universe and yours." The Ambassador stated. "I have been monitoring your progress ever since your peoples' launching of your first Space Dock. You two have traveled into another dimension, another universe. The Nymphosus Wormhole Chamber is capable of transporting you to either another Wormhole in your universe, of which there are several. It is also a means to travel between parallel universes.
"In your encounter with the wormhole your clothing was ripped from you because you did not allow the votex to take you. I must tell you that your clothing did not come through the wormhole intact." He pointed to a pile of shredded blue cloth. I went over and examined the material. Feeling self conscience of my nakedness I rummaged through the pile of torn material and found some long pieces and tied some of those together to make even longer pieces that Cpl. Satoire and I could tie around ourselves. Once we were somewhat covered, we started to ask questions.
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"How do you mean... monitoring? And how the hell do you know my name?" Cpl. Satoire asked.
I noticed that our camera was still taking pictures. "Yes. How have you been monitoring?"
"I have been traveling through the wormhole on occasion and visiting your planet. Once I saw that you two were beginning to make patrols of the quadrant I knew it was only a matter of time before you observed an ion flash that occurs when a ship enters into warp speed." Spock answered. "And as far as knowing your names, your transmissions are easily intercepted. The troublesome part of all this is that I am not the only one listening."
"Do you know anything about the person who has been taking our robots?" Satoire asked him.
"The robots are being taken to another universe, for what purpose I do not know yet." He answered.
"Can you tell us how to get back?" I asked.
The Ambassador explained how the Nymphosus Wormhole Chamber operates. There are settings that can be made once we are inside the chamber itself. We can set a dimension or even travel to the past in our own dimension. We can not travel to the future, only the past.
I had one more question for Ambassador Spock. "Where are you from?"
He explained that he was from the planet Vulcan, which can be found in this dimension. He also explained that he was part of a larger organization called The United Federation of Planets, which has been observing us and the robot disappearances.
He suggested that he accompany us on our return trip to our own dimension. I gathered up my bag of donuts and the cameras. Cpl. Satoire found her Orgasmatron, then explained to Ambassador Spock what the Orgasmatron did. His only reply was: "Fascinating".
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Once back on Nymphosus, we showed him our pedal rockets and our own monitoring system for the Wormhole. He then asked us if we would allow him to contact us at another time, as he might have a request to make of the NSPD and of Cpl. Satoire and I. We agreed.
Respectfully submitted,
SSgt. Pafe
Cpl. Satoire
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Wonderful report, Sargeant Pafe....you and Corporal Satoire had open a new frontier for the NSPD! Great work in the BUNNY Division!
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Just two words to describe " PURE EXCELLENCE"
Absolutely love reading and looking up this topic & thread. Well done to all.
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Looks like you're breaking thro "The Final Frontier" lolz
keep up the good work, we're all rooting for you down here!
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I wonder if the Final Frontier includes birth control... hehehe
Or does Spock do a mind meld and melt every female into a puddle or perhaps he prefers his partners unconscious...
LOLZ
Az.
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Hiya's...
Cpl. Satoire and I received this message from Ambassador Spock. We are passing it along to Superintendent Azrielle for approval.
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To NSPD Superintendent Azrielle,
Greetings. First, I would like to Introduce myself. I am Ambassador Spock of the United Federation of Planets. We are located in a parallel universe that is nearly the same as yours, only with a few differences. I have been authorized to speak on behalf of the Federation in complimenting you on the professionalism and outstanding character of two of your officers. Namely: SSgt. Pafe and Cpl. Satoire. They have shown remarkable courage and fortitude in their discovery and accessing of the Nymphosus Wormhole Chamber. Their professionalism is a reflection of their superiors in the NSPD.
I have a request to make of you and the NSPD. We here in this Universe have a need of those two officers. We believe that they are the only ones capable enough and discreet enough to carry out an assignment we would like to ask them to undertake for us.
We of the United Federation of Planets believe that once completed, this assignment will directly and indirectly benefit us all, not only in my universe, but also yours. Our request of you is a assignment of the two officers, namely: Ssgt. Pafe and Cpl. Satoire to the United Federation of Planets in this "alternate universe". If we have your approval, we will discuss our plans with the officers and hope for their agreement in carrying out this assignment.
Ssgt. Pafe and Cpl. Satoire will forward your reply to me.
Live long and prosper,
Ambassador Spock
United Federation of Planets
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All we need is the Chief's answer.
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe out
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From the Office of the
Superintendent of Police
Ambassador Spock:
Upon review of your request with the Mayor of Nymphomania, and with the power invested in me to assign my officers as needed and required, full permission is hereby granted.
The only thing I humbly ask, is to allow them to return periodically to Station Deep Space Sixty-Nine, so that we can receive a full debrief and to provide them with fresh uniforms.
Perhaps SSGT Pafe and CPL Satoire can even teach you about our mating rituals.
Respectfully & humbly submitted.
Chief Azrielle
Superintendent of Police
Nymphomania Sex Police Department
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Hiya's...
Looks like you're breaking thro "The Final Frontier" lolz
Actually, it is the Final FUN-tier. (http://fc06.deviantart.net/images2/i/2003/50/0/c/Trek_Icon.gif)
I'll relay the message and we'll pack our bags and some extra donuts... and as far as Spock is concerned, I'm not sure when his Pon Farr. Maybe we'll find out, because we've accepted his offer and will be departing for our training soon. We will be filing reports from time to time. Qapla'!
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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Encrypted Transmission
Report From Training
We met Ambassador Spock at the Nymphosus Wormhole Chamber and he led us through without incident. We found that it is important to allow the vortex to take you and not fight it. We brought our pedal rockets with us per his request. He was very interested in their construction.
Once on the other side, Ambassador Spock piloted a craft and took us at what he called "warp" to the other earth. On the way, he explained a little about our upcoming mission. He would not give us much in the way of details, but more of an outline of what we would be doing for the next couple of weeks. He said that it is a recovery mission and that we would be need to to retrieve a specific item, only he did not want to disclose too much information until we have completed the training that would be necessary.
We landed at a place called Starfleet Academy, and were given a tour of their beautiful campus. Me met a lot of really friendly people, and even some people from other worlds. People got a kick out of our NSPD Uniforms, and were talking to us about the early days of Starfleet. (We had no idea what they were talking about.)
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We were assigned a dormitory room and settled in. There is another person assigned to our room although we have yet to meet her. She is a third year student here, but has been "off planet" for a few days. She is expected back by the middle of next week.
The next day we went through an orientation with other new Academy students. It was a fascinating talk on the exploration of space and what can be encountered out there. We were also told of their expectations of all the students, though Ambassador Spock told us that Satoire and I would not be obligated to complete the four year course, only to get trained in what he thought we should need to know.
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We started the week still in our NSPD Uniforms and we are glad that we brought extra ones with us. We are expecting to be issued clothing next week, until then the NSPD Uniforms will have to do. It's either that or go naked, but I think that would be too much of a distraction.
This concludes our report. We are anxious to see what next week will hold in store for us.
Respectfully submitted,
Ssgt. Pafe
Cpl. Satoire
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Encrypted Transmission
Report From Training
Wow, they really cram it into you here. We have had class after class after class. Even at night, when you go to sleep, there are training sessions being transmitted into your pillow! It's a never ending learning process.
Well, I'm happy to say that Satoire and I have passed all our tests so far, and we have been deemed fit to serve on board a Starship! All of our physical and mental aptitude testing is completed, and we have now begun to be indoctrinated into the various aspects of a Starship.
StarFleet wants us to know the basic operations in case something should happen, we might be able to get ourselves back. Or at least to a safe location. Ambassador Spock told us that space can be a fascinating place and there are many wonders to view, also many dangers. That is why they want Satoire and I to be somewhat knowledgeable about the workings of a Starship.
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We have completed the basic piloting course and have even had a go at the simulator. We were told we did well, which is good, because we really want this mission to go forward.
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We are now in the midst of being familarized with the Engineering Department. We met the Captain of Engineering, a Mr. Scott, and his knowledge of engineering is amazing. He's also taken quite a liking to Satoire. We're hoping he accompanies us on our mission, but Ambassador Spock would not commit to it when we asked him.
We finally met our room mate! She is an Andorian, and get this. Her skin is blue! She's very charming and soft spoken, and has been very helpful with us in our studies. When she first met us she thought we were not from Earth, must have had something to do with our bunny ears and tail.
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Ambassador Spock has informed us that we will be able to have a brief bit of "Shore Leave" as he called it, so we will probably take a trip home for a while.
This concludes our report.
Respectfully submitted,
Ssgt. Pafe
Cpl. Satoire
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Encrypted Transmission
Report from Training
We arrived back at the Starfleet Academy safely and have continued our training. We were given a warm Andorian Welcome by our room mate, so we decided to return the favor by showing her the Earth way. I think she liked it. I know we did.
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We've completed our training in the Engineering Department Basics and also with the Universal Translator. Ambassador Spock told us that we are achieving all the goals necessary to our mission, so we're hoping to start out soon.
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We have begun training in thruster suits. Something Ambassador Spock said is essential to the mission. Once this training is completed we are supposed to have a meeting with others in Star Fleet.
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We still have not been informed as to the nature of this mission, but we have been assured that it is something both Satoire and I are most capable of completing. Then a little rest and relaxation before beginning the actual mission.
This concludes our report.
Respectfully submitted,
Ssgt. Pafe
Cpl. Satoire
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Encrypted Transmission
Report from Training
We feel quite honored. Satoire and I have completed all the necessary training that Ambassador Spock decided we needed to have in order to attempt the mission. They assembled the cadets from all the classes we were in at the Academy and the Director of the Academy gave a small speech and then interview both of us to determine if we still desired to go on this mission.
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We still haven't been given any details yet, which is a little unsettling, but we have been assured that with the training we've had there shouldn't be any life threatening situations. Satoire asked him for his definition of "shouldn't", which got a laugh from the assembled cadets.
After the ceremonies, we were treated to a reception and person after person came to us to thank us for volunteering for this upcoming mission.
Ambassador Spock told us that we have been assigned to a Starship to travel to a distant planet. That is where we will be informed of the details of the mission. We're so excited about all of this. We found out that Mr. Scott is going to be with us and he'll be in charge of the Engineering Department on board the ship. He has asked for Satoire to be assigned to his department. He really seems to like her.
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We met the Captain of the Starship on the shuttle flight to the facility where the ship has been refitted. His name is Captain Jean-Luc Picard. He's really pleasant and his voice makes me melt. I've been assigned to his bridge crew!
I hope to be able to continue submitting these reports back to the NSPD. Captain Picard said that this should be not problem.
This concludes our report.
Respectfully submitted,
Ssgt. Pafe
Cpl. Satoire
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Encrypted Message
On board USS Enterprise
Personal Log
Stardate: 112286.78
Captain Picard showed us how to record our own Personal Logs while in our quarters. He also showed me how to encrypt the log into a message that I can send back in as a way of reporting. So this is my report:
Ambassador Spock finally filled us in on what the mission is. It is a rescue mission. He explained it to us that he was meditating in his quarters when he heard a voice call to him. He was sure that the voice belonged to his friend, Captain James Kirk and that the voice told the Ambassador to go to Veridian III. Veridian III is the planet where Captain Kirk was killed attempting to stop Soran.
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Spock's words were:
"I had come motivated by nostalga rather than logic. I did not expect to find some clue as to what was to come.
Once on Veridian III, I again heard Jim's voice call my name 'Spock', and I began to speak as if I was not in control of my own voice. I said. 'I have been', and then Jim's voice said 'And always will be, your friend.'
I desired to beam down to the planet, but logic dictated that I remain in orbit, because the Federation was calling me back to investigate your universe now that you two were so close to the Nymphosus Wormhole. I heard his voice again before leaving Veridian III. He said, 'Can you help us Spock'. Curious that I should hear him so clearly.
Analyzing all the data collected by these thoughts and once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. Which has brought me to this conclusion: Captain Kirk is alive."
So that is where we're going, first to Veridian III then, into something called the Nexus and rescue this Captain Kirk. Satoire and I are to help lure Kirk from the Nexus because, we were told, we posses certain qualities that will entice the Captain.
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On another note, Satoire and I have been taking lessons in hand to hand combat. I've actually gotten pretty good and can now out wrestle Satoire! Something I've never been able to do before. She is determined to improve and have a match somewhere.
This concludes our report.
Respectfully submitted,
Ssgt. Pafe
Cpl. Satoire
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Encrypted Message
On Board USS Enterprise
Satoire
Personal Log
Stardate: 115289.79
I've been asked to send this report: Sgt. Pafe and I have been accepted as crew members on board this starship. I am currenty assigned to the engineering department, and Pafe is assigned to the bridge crew.
We have been fully briefed on what our mission will entail for us, and we're happy to help in this rescure mission. In a few "days" (I don't know if that time frame fits while travelling in space) we should arrive at Veridian III. We are supposed to accompany Ambassador Spock to the surface for examination of the site where Captain Kirk's remains are supposed to be. Mr. Scott does not believe that we will find Kirk's remains there.
Pafe and I were called to a "meeting" with a Doctor McCoy via a "comm link". He's a bit of a grouchy guy, that Dr. McCoy, but he feels that Pafe and I are "excellent choices" for undertaking this assignment. Dr. McCoy was kind of funny, though. He was constantly yelling at Ambassador Spock, and told him to "get cracking". I couldn't help myself and laughed at that.
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We also had a video chat with another Starfleet captain. Her name is Janeway. Captain Janeway clued Pafe and I in on what to expect from Starfleet, and also what may happen on this mission. She was awfully nice to us and wished us "Good luck".
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*Personal note* Don't let Pafe fool you. She out wrestled me one time! It took her 5 tries before she pinned me, and our last match yesterday, although she did do well, I again bested her.
This concludes my report.
Satoire out.
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From The Office of the
Superintendent of Police
* * * SECURE TRANSMISSION VIA DEEP SPACE 69 * * *
Reports Received and distributed to all Active and Reserve members of the N.S.P.D.
Our (naughty) thoughts are with you as you go forward.
Kapla!
Chief Azrielle
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Encrypted Message
On Board USS Enterprise
Personal Log
Stardate: 112295.80
We arrived at Veridian III and went into orbit. Captain Picard escorted Satoire and I to the transporter room where we were met by Ambassador Spock, and the three of us went to the planet's surface.
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Let me tell you, being transported is a strangly wonderful feeling. You can feel yourself being lightened and you feel as if you are floating. Then, when you are being reassembled a state of euphoria overtakes you for just an instant. Satoire compares it to the beginning of an orgasm that gets cuts short.
Once on the surface we found ourselves next to a pile of rocks that Captain Picard used to "bury" the body of Captain Kirk. Spock used a tricorder and took readings and it was just like Captain Scott said. Captain Kirk's body was not there.
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Ambassador Spock discussed his theory with us. He told us about this Nexus thing that had captured Captain Kirk when the Enterprise was attempting to rescue a transport ship that was trapped in it's pull. There was an accident on the Enterprise that blew off part of the ship and they discovered that Captain Kirk was gone.
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Captain Picard was also captured by this Nexus there, on Veridian III and he explained to us that the Nexus holds on to you unless you wish to leave. Ambassador Spock told us that while Captain Picard was in the Nexus he contacted Captain Kirk and they both went back to Veridian III to stop Soran. Kirk was killed in action.
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Ambassador Spock has calculated that the Nexus has again passed this way and has reclaimed Captain Kirk's body. He also belives that Captain Kirk has somehow been re-animated by the Nexus and that he is now alive, living in the Nexus.
We "beamed" back to the Enterprise and are now underway to overtake the Nexus.
Personal note: My wrestling skills have really improved! In 3 matches that Satoire and I had last week, I won 2 of them! She still claims to be better than I am, but I don't think she is.
This concludes our report.
Respectfully submitted,
Ssgt. Pafe
Cpl. Satoire
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Encrypted Message
On Board USS Enterprise
Personal Log
Stardate: 112298.81
On board the USS Enterprise and we've been racing at warp speed after the Nexus. It took a while, but we finally caught up to it.
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We had a meeting with Captain Picard, Ambassador Spock and Captain Scott and they went over the details on what we should expect in the next phase of the mission.
Mr. Scott suggested firing pulses of Tachyon Beams into it to weaken a place where the three of us, Ambassador Spock, Satoire and I, should be able to penetrate it using thruster suits. It was agreed by all that Captain Scotts plan was the soundest and that is our plan.
Captain Picard told what to expect once we are inside the Nexus. He said that we will be overwhelmed at first with what could have been in our lives. He related his experience with us of his time in the Nexus and how he had a wife and family (which he's never had). He explained that we should expect to see the unexpected.
Satoire and I have both had our lives altered by events, and we're hoping to not be too indulgent in "what could have beens". We made Ambassador Spock promise to keep us close and to keep us on track of the mission.
We suited up into the Thruster Suits and exited the ship. It's a unique feeling to be without gravity. You feel like you should be falling but you don't.
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We saw the Tachyon Beam pulsed into the Nexus. I don't know if we will be able to send any reports once we're in the Nexus, but we have every confidence that we will return from the Nexus, hopefully with Captain Kirk.
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Ambassador Spock gave us a countdown and we fired the thrusters and headed to the Nexus.
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This concludes our report. Please wish us luck!
Respectfully submitted,
Ssgt. Pafe
Cpl. Satoire
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It give me some
naughty hemm GOOD ! ideas for deep ( :P) space sexplor explorations
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Nymphomania Sex Police Department
Official Report
After Mission Report
It is finished. I'm happy to report that Ambassador Spock, Satoire and I have returned from the Nexus and brought Captain Kirk with us. We had to use certain charms to seduce Captain Kirk into returning with us and after much reflection on his part and some physical stimulation on our part he agreed to leave the Nexus and return to Starfleet.
Cpl. Satoire and Sgt. Pafe have safely returned to the BUNNY Division.
This is our report on the events:
Once inside the Nexus we traveled for a short distance and were suddenly enveloped in a feeling of euphoria. I saw many things from my past and thoughts were constantly popping into my head from all directions. The past, the present the future. All represented in our minds. The images were almost overwhelming.
Ambassador Spock gave us each a nudge to clear our heads and told us to concentrate on Captain Kirk, so that we may locate him. It worked and Satoire, Ambassador Spock and I found ourselves outside in a forested area near a cabin. There was a man there chopping wood and the Ambassador told us that it was his friend, Jim Kirk.
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Satoire and I were asked to stay concealed until Spock talked to his friend. He approached the Captain and we both heard Kirk exclaim, "Spock!" They talked for a bit, but neither Satoire nor I could hear their conversation, only snippets of it. Captain Kirk kept shaking his head as if he was in disagreement with whatever it was that Ambassador Spock was saying.
We crept closer so we could hear (I know, naughty) they were talking about Captain Kirk returning with Ambassador Spock, but Kirk did not want to, he wanted to stay with his Antonia.
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Ambassador Spock called us out and as we approached, we heard him say to Kirk that nothing in the Nexus was real, while we (he pointed at us) were. Satoire got to one side of Captain Kirk and I got on the other. Then the Ambassador introduced us to Kirk then said, “Ladies, show him what we mean.”
Satoire and I sank to our knees and the three of us, Satoire, Spock and myself all concentrated our thoughts on Kirk and us being naked, we then proceeded to tickle his manhood.
“I think I see what you mean Spock.” The Captain said as Satoire and I both wrapped our lips around his shaft and moved up and down it. He moaned and said something inaudible.
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More to come.
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Welcome back safely both of you, you have been missed.
xx
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Nymphomania Sex Police Department
Official Report
After Mission Report
Continued
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Then Satoire and I took turns taking him into our mouths and sucking, all the while Ambassador Spock was talking to him about reality versus the Nexus. Satoire sucked, but wouldn’t stop and I was overcome by the circumstances and pushed Satoire off of him.
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I took him into my mouth deeply, when suddenly Satoire push me away.
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We started to wrestle a bit in front of them both, pushing each other. “Ladies”, Kirk said, “there’s enough of me for both of you. There’s no need to fight.”
“Satoire, Pafe”, Spock said, “please remember your training and the reason why we are here.”
We both looked up at Ambassador Spock and Captain Kirk. I could feel myself blushing with embarrassment, when Satoire leaned into my ear and whispered. “Let’s give him the best damn blow job of his life.”
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Satoire and I returned to our mission with a new sense of commitment and began to suck him alternately. First Satoire with a few, then she would hold him for me. One of us sucking his cock while the other licked and played with his balls. We could feel him tensing and swelling and we knew his climax was nearing.
Knowing he was close to orgasm only heightened the pleasure for us all. Captain Kirk was moaning while Spock was observing, but making no show of any emotion.
We had Kirk right on the edge of cumming… then we stopped suddenly and stood up. Captain Kirk attempted to take me in his arms, but I avoided his clutches and backed away, as did Satoire.
“What is going on here?” Kirk asked. “Spock, this is your doing, isn’t it? Your idea.”
“Captain Kirk”, Satoire said, “If you desire to continue this for real, you will have to return to reality with us.”
“Jim.” Ambassador Spock addressed his friend. “Because of our friendship through these many years, I have come to bring you out of the Nexus. And because of our friendship, I knew I would have to tempt you with something that I know you always desire. The companionship of a woman.”
“You saw fit to bring two.” Kirk interrupted. “Starfleet Officers?”
“Captain”, I said, “We, Satoire and I, would be most delighted if you would accompany us to the Enterprise, where we may continue with these activities, and no, we are not Starfleet officers.”
“Oh yes, sweetie.” Satoire said to him. “I do so desire to finish what we have started.”
“Spock, what must I do.” Captain Kirk asked.
“We must all, in our conscience minds, make ourselves want to return to a specific place. In this case, I suggest your quarters aboard the Enterprise.”
More to come
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Nymphomania Sex Police Department
Official Report
After Mission Report
Continued
In an instant, we suddenly found ourselves in Captain Kirk’s quarters and we were all fully dressed. Ambassador Spock suggested to Kirk that he should report to sick bay for a medical examination.
“You go ahead, Spock.” Kirk said and pulled me into his arms and kissed me.
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“I’ll meet you there.” He said to Spock
“Very well.” Ambassador Spock said. “Welcome home Jim.”
Captain Kirk then grabbed Satoire by her forearm and pulled her into us. “Now ladies”, he said, “convince me that I should stay in reality.”
We convinced him the AChat way
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More to come
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Nymphomania Sex Police Department
Official Report
After Mission Report
Continued
The Enterprise returned us to Earth and Satoire and I were honored by Starfleet at their Academy for completing this mission and returning Captain Kirk to those that love him. Satoire and I were both promoted to the rank of lieutenant in Starfleet!
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I am happy to announce that Captain Kirk has returned and cancelled his plans to retire from Starfleet. His adventures will continue, because some journeys were never meant to end.
Ambassador Spock told us that he also will be returning to Starfleet now that Captain Kirk has returned and is once again in command of the USS Enterprise.
Satoire and I were offered the opportunity to remain in their universe, but we informed them that our decision was to return to our own universe and our own time. We have a lot of catching up to do and are anxious to begin our NSPD patrols again. Also we have that problem of the missing robots we want to get to the bottom of.
Captain Spock and Captain Kirk accompanied Satoire and I to the wormhole and told us that they will investigate where the robots are being taken to. They promised to contact us whenever they have any information. They also told us to feel free to contact them whenever we desire to do so. We took our leave of them and returned to our universe.
We are now back at NSPD Bunny Division and look forward to once again going on our patrols.
This concludes our report.
Respectfully submitted,
Sgt. Pafe
Cpl. Satoire
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Bravo , Clapping furiously. Well done on a successful mission ... and psst... over here .... tell me ... Was Capt James T Kirk as good as he looks ?? mmm ;D
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Girls, well done! You had help one of the here of my youth and your report is hot and really detailed!
It will be my pleasure to offer you two a drink at the B&G, if you come there.....of course in your strafleet uniform!
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O.o i want to join now
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Hiya...
Absolutely you can join!! The Chief... Azrielle has been missing lately... probably buried in sheep fleece... she usually does the appointing... but we'll take you on. We just don't have a department for you yet. You can choose one... there's many to choose from: Traffic (BUNNY), Crime lab, criminal, detective...
Welcome to the force, Alita.
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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From the Desk of the Superintendent of Police
Nymphomania Sex Police Department
* * * Official Press Release * * *
Due to commitments requiring my immediate attention, I must respectfully submit my resignation as Chief to the Mayor of Nymphomania, effective Immediately.
As my last official act as Chief, I am hereby Promoting SSgt Pafe to Acting Superintendent and Cpl Satoire to Interim Deputy Chief pending the official promotion from the Mayor's Office.
I may return from time to time to lend my expertise, but retirement is looking good when it includes spending time with Family.
Respectfully Submitted
Chief Azrielle
Superintendent of Police
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Walking into HQ early in the morning ready to set a speed trap with All_for_youto catch the early morning racers.
As i walk past the Chiefs Office the door is ajar and I see her packing a cardboard box STOPPING out side her door
KNOCK KNOCK
"CHIEF whats going on" I question
"Tango its time to move on I'v handed in my resignation as Chief ,effective immediately" She answers
I go to ask "why" but before i can she walks over and Kisses me deep and with the love that has always been there.
as the kiss ends she Whispers "your a great guy and a good officer Tango you will go far now help me pack" I holder her for a little longer then let her go and help her pack.
I carry the boxes out to her car and stand at her drivers door and open it for her.
"Don't stay away your going to be missed around here" as she goes to get in the car I grab her and pull her to me holding her tight and whisper "don't stay away" I kiss her again and let her go closing her door i step back and watch my Chief and friend drive off.
Slowly I walk back into HQ
All_for _you come out of the briefing room "Come on your late" she shouts and grabs my arm.
Setting in the car watching All out with her speed gun looking her up and down what a site she is.
After a great morning and 20 speeder later we head back to HQ to do the paper work
Walking back into the maintenance guy was taking the name plate off the Chief's door. I stop and wait for him to put up the new sign
CHIEF SUPERINTENDENT PAFE
With a big smile on my fast I nod my head she will be a great new Chief
Going off to do the paper work I slap All on her ass "come on lets get this done"
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:D i'd like to be a detective ;p it sounds like it would be glamorous hehehe
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well, now my sis has retired, I'll have to find a new way of keeping my alter-ego out of jail. I wonder what I could do to the new chief to make her want to keep my secret......... something to do with shoes.... yup, let's try that :)
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:o those shoes are cute I want them
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Hiya's...
I"m sorry to see Azreille go, she was such fun here. So there's a new Superintendent in town? It will be business as usual.
well, now my sis has retired, I'll have to find a new way of keeping my alter-ego out of jail.
Blue Denim, once you've experienced our jails, you may never want to leave. We believe in rehabilitation and some of the techniques are... shall I say... unique. ;D
Alita, welcome to the NSPD and admiring cute boudoir shoes is always a plus. You can now call yourself Dective Alita.
Would it be too much to change the uniform footwear to boudoir shoes? I can picture Tango in a pair, can't you?
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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Hiya's...
I'm thinking about re-organizing the NSPD, but it would be helpful to know how many of us are still interested in it... and still active with it.
So... would all those interested in NSPD involvement please raise your hand. Since I can't see any hands, maybe it would be better if you posted here.
Yes, I want to be a part of the NSPD
No, I've moved on to other things.
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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I won't be part of the NSPD but I always loved reading it. I hope you go on....ppplllllleeeeeaaasssseeeeeee :-*
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Hiya's...
I'm thinking about re-organizing the NSPD, but it would be helpful to know how many of us are still interested in it... and still active with it.
So... would all those interested in NSPD involvement please raise your hand. Since I can't see any hands, maybe it would be better if you posted here.
Yes, I want to be a part of the NSPD
No, I've moved on to other things.
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
I won't be part of the NSPD but I always loved reading it. I hope you go on....ppplllllleeeeeaaasssseeeeeee :-*
Lover is right....i had love the last posts you and Satoire submit and loosing the NSPD thread is something i don't want (sorry for our sweet Az, this is her baby but it was one of the funnies thread we had for lohng time!). Re.organizating it can be a good idea and if you have some plan ready about it, i'd like to know it Pafe and if i can i would like to help you!
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Hiya's...
I'm thinking about re-organizing the NSPD, but it would be helpful to know how many of us are still interested in it... and still active with it.
So... would all those interested in NSPD involvement please raise your hand. Since I can't see any hands, maybe it would be better if you posted here.
Yes, I want to be a part of the NSPD
No, I've moved on to other things.
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
Yes, I want to be a part of the NSPD
ooh and now that we have a new chief, a promotion would be nice, i worked so hard in the crimelab maybe head of the department ;D
But that's up to the new Chief. For now i just keep collecting DNA Samples, any female volunteers ;)
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I really enjoyed reading the stories here too but sadly i cannot participate either, although i'd love to take care of cptn. picard or kirk mmmh *big drawn out sigh* :(.
Hope you'll continue your great work kisses :)!
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Hi Chief Pafe
I am here and not going anywhere Captain Tango reporting for Duty.
I'll see all the NSPD Officers in the briefing room ASAP
Ps great new shoe Chief ;)
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I am also an avid reader of this thread and love your flair and unique stories. They are fun and a breath of fresh air. Please continue your fabulous work here. This topic and thread is part of Achat history and should be treasured and nurtured. I know its in good hands and I really do look forward to reading more.
Thank you for all your hard work and entertaining thus far ;D
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i'll be here :) i like the nspd it adds some more fun to the mix with a twist ;)
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as a avid reader also, by all means keep the topic alive. you all have done a fine job restoring sexual law and order to our realm. the criminal element have been pushed out of the city, but bands of outlaws still roam the countryside of Nymphomania, so your good work is not done.
best wishes
Jayc & Stone
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As a Supervillain, I can't live a triple-life by joining the NSPD, but I can carry on teasing them.;)
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With the return of Pafe (and Satoire will be here too, i know! :D), i think it's time to talk about this great group again......anyone want to start!?
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Happy to see the Chief and her deputy Back from there deep space trip
I place a gift on the chiefs deck.
the note on the box
Welcome Back Chief
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Sorry been busy , patrolling times in room and how long ?
Another club ?
I`ve been doing late nites here ! I never kiss and tell , heheheheheheeee
xxx sunny
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TKB STRIKES
Sneecking around the street looking in the back gardens of our great city I see a great pair off Knickers and have to have them
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Brandybee you've been HIT by TKB
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"OMG " Shreiking, running through the forum village with no panties " Thief Thief , My panties . I've been robbed "
"Did anyone see anything? It happened so quick"
" Police, Police, My panties are gone " ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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As i good CSI, i got in contact with Miss Brandy when she reported her panties being stolen.
When i arrived on the scene she just had put on her spare pair because she did not want to get arrested for flashing. I told her i would never do such thing because it was not her fault.
She told me it all happend so quick and she did not see who had been doing the robbery, but before i could continue my investigation, she rushed off home to get a new pair of panties because if these she had on would be robbed again she would be all out a spare pair.
So i have to get back to her another time for the rest of the interview
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psst can anyone bring me up to par here ?
grin . SMILE
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is there a agent that can investigate ? Someone stole my crown and play with it in game
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Rukya
We have all are Officer out searching you the thief that has stolen your crown and is now running around calling them self The Queen of Achat
As we all know there is only One Paddle Queen of Achat
Captain Tango
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If tango is investigating i'm sure he will soon be distracted by that collection of paddles you have, and he forgets about the investigation.
So maybe it's better that the CSI department takes over.
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I'm not sure if tango is looking on the right places - usually he is looking more for panties
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you are wrong, Lover.......Tango is usually looking at my panties! ::)
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If someone success to recover it , here's my adress :
Achat city , web house , 669 paddle street .
And my phone :
06 666 666 9
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@ Rukya
I did say we have all our best Officers on the case so as they are out looking for your crown they are also looking you for TKB
Making our great village a safer place
And @ Lover and mrsexlover :P
Captian Tango
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Hiya's....
Satoire is driving us back to the NSPD Bunny Div. quonset hut, when she asks, "What's going on Pafe? Was that message from Ambassador Spock?"
"Captain Spock." I correct her, "He is back in Starfleet. But the message is from Captian Kirk, he wants us to use the comm link."
"Did he mention what it's about?" Satoire asks.
"No. They never do." I reply. "They seem to like mysteries."
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We pull up to the building, shut off the truck, and head to the door. I have a bit of trouble with the lock, and become slightly annoyed that the door hasn't been fixed yet. Finally we get inside the quonset hut and I change into my Starfleet uniform.
"I want to look the part." I say to Satoire in answer to her puzzled look.
Sitting in front of the monitor, I switch on the comm link with Starfleet. It powers up and after a few minutes the light blinks, alerting me that someone is contacting us. Switching on a familiar face pops onto the screen.
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"Congratulations on your promotions ladies." Captain Kirk says.
"Oh, it's only temporary." I reply.
"Yes." Satoire adds. "We're just acting."
"I'll get right to the point of my contacting you." Kirk says. "It seems we have discovered information on your missing robots."
"Oh good." I say, "we were just discussing what was going on with them."
"What do you have?" Satoire asks.
"I'm not going to be able to tell you via this link." The Captain continues. "We're not sure who's listening, so you two are going to have to come here. Do you remember how to get to the Nymphosus Wormhole Chamber?"
"Of course." Satoire answers.
"Good." Kirk says. "I'll meet you inside the chamber in 6 days."
"What should we bring?" I ask.
"Just your pretty selves." The Captain says.
"Panties?" Satoire pipes in.
"That, Satoire," Kirk says while winking, "I'll leave up to you. Kirk out."
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The screen goes blank, and I shut the comm link off. "We're going to have to pack." I say to Satoire, she nods in agreement.
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Hiya's...
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Hiya's...
The communicator buzzed again. I checked it. "Another comm link." I say to Satoire.
"It's probably Kirk again," she says, "thought about the panties."
We both giggle. "You better take this one." I say to her.
Satoire powers up the comm link, but this time it's another face on the screen.
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"Lady Satoire." Mr. Scott says. "I was hoping to catch ya before ya got away."
"Montie!" Satoire exclaims, "How very nice to see you."
"Always lovely to see your pretty face." He says to her. "You'll be agoing to the Nymphosus Chamber next week, won't ya?"
"That's the plan." Satoire replies.
"I was wondering if you'da be kind enough to do me a wee favor..." Mr. Scott says.
"You want me to wear that Bajoran lingerie set again?" Satoire says, smiling that crooked smile.
"Aye... that would be something... but the Cap'an may forget his duties." Montgomery Scott says with a chuckle. "I have something else in mind... but I should probably whisper it."
Satoire unbuttons the top buttons of her shirt... pushes her cleavage up and leans in closer to the monitor. "Tell me, Montie... tell me what you want."
"Y'know those wee donuts ya brought with ye last time, the ones with the rum in them." He says.
Satoire straightens up and rolls her eyes. "Geez... yes I do. You want me to bring you some?"
"Aye, lassie... that I do." Mr. Scott continues. "I've tried to duplicate them using the replicator, but the bloody machine just cannae do the job properly. If'n ye know what I mean."
"I do." Satoire says, "And I'll bring you some." She pushes her bust close to the monitor and peels her shirt away, exposing plenty of cleavage. "But you're gonna have to eat the first one from here." She presses her bosum to the monitor.
Mr. Scott laugh. "Aye," he says, "I kin do that lassie."
"See you in 6 days." Satoire says, straightening herself up and closing her shirt.
"Thank you Satoire." Scotty says. "Over and out."
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The screen goes blank again. Satoire switches the machine off. "Looks like we'll need to stop by the AB&G before we leave." She says to me. "Gonna need donuts."
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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Hiya's...
"Shhhhhhh," I whisper to Satoire as we enter the AChat Bar & Grill. The place is dark, and very quiet. We enter the main bar area and see that there's no one here. "They must all still be at the lake." I whisper.
"Oh good." Satoire whispers. "That means we can stock up on some donuts."
We both go over to the donut machine and switch it on. The machine hums very slightly as the oils and dough chamber warm up. After a few minutes the machine is ready to produce donuts. I put a fresh bottle of rum in the infuser and switch on the fryer conveyor belt.
The aroma of fresh donuts fills the air, along with a whiff of jasmine. "Pafe, where's that jasmine smell coming from?" Satoire asks.
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"I'm not sure," I reply as more donuts drop into the holding tray. "Must be an air freshener around here somewhere."
Satoire begins to put the donuts in a bag, sprinkling in a little powdered sugar. "Just a little added sweetness." She says to me.
"You know Satoire, we'll need to leave some money for the donuts." I say.
"Yes," she replies, "and I'd like to a take a case of beer for Scotty."
I find some paper and a pen behind the bar and write this note:
Dear Brandybee,
Satoire and I have made a visit to the bar, as you will probably discover. We used the donut machine, making about 5 dozen donuts for a friend who really loves them. We also took a case of Samuel Adams Octoberfest beer from the storage room. You can put them all on Covems' tab for us.
Thank you,
xxooxx
Pafe & Satoire
Satoire shuts off the donut machine, then we take the 5 dozen donuts and the case of beer to the car and head to The Bawdy United Network of Nympho Yearnings (B.U.N.N.Y.) Division headquarters of the NSPD.
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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Hiya's...
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NSPD
Official Report
Satoire and I made our visit to the Nymphosus Wormhole Chamber in the Bocce System. We met with Captains Kirk, Spock and Scott. We brought Mr. Scott his donuts and Satoire suprised him with a case of beer. Scotty was a very happy engineer.
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Captain Spock and Captain Kirk looked very handsome in their Starfleet uniforms. It was difficult to keep our minds on the reason we went to Nymphosus.
Captain Spock informed us that they on the USS Enterprise have tracked the ship taking the robots. It turns out that they robots are being taken to a planet in Coition System located in their dimension. They do not know for what purpose the robots are being taken there.
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Captian Kirk as offered to take us to the planet so we may proceed with our investigation. He as also offered us the use of their personnel to help with scans of the planet and their computers.
We have decided to accept their offer, but will need to take care of a few things before we embark. All of us agreed to delay the start for a few weeks so we can all make the proper preperations.
Filed: 21 Oct 2013
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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Hmmm ... i think its the right place to ask this .
Are we forced to have peoples asking for gifts in the forum ? ( cf : House of the Gnomes )
I think its enough to have them asking for gifts in game .
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Hiya's...
Hmmm ... i think its the right place to ask this .
Are we forced to have peoples asking for gifts in the forum ? ( cf : House of the Gnomes )
I think its enough to have them asking for gifts in game .
It's the forum and you can post anything you want (within the limits of the TOS)... what's the difference between asking for gift... poses... rooms... or boudoir shoes...
You know... ones like these... lol
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Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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Well if i remember well , we dont have the right to ask For A$ even in game :) . Or maybe i readed wrong the TOS :)
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From the T.O.S.:
* It is not allowed to sell any pictures or videos for A$. Users, who do 'picture trading' can be banned without preliminary warning.
so, till they beg for money without selling pics or videos, it's ok......annoying and not nice in my opinion, but they can da it!
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Started as it is , this section of the forum will be full of request for gifts , yet 2 in one night . :-\
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There should be a new section: "Petites annonces" "Classifieds"
I have a car for sale but if you can give me money against anything I agree.
Of course I'm 100% agree with Rukya.
Remember that: if you want me to read your answers, send me a gift please, thank you :-*
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There should be a new section: "Petites annonces" "Classifieds"
I have a car for sale but if you can give me money against anything I agree.
Of course I'm 100% agree with Rukya.
Remember that: if you want me to read your answers, send me a gift please, thank you :-*
;D :D ;D :D
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Shacks head at blue :-*
Next time Captain Tango stop's you for speeding your going to get the GIFT you really like
MMMWAHHHH ;)
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Shacks head at blue :-*
Next time Captain Tango stop's you for speeding your going to get the GIFT you really like
MMMWAHHHH ;)
Speed limit?, what speed limit? I was only doing 129kph, officer (that's kissesperhour, you naughty people!)
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HEHEHEH MMMMMMM Looks like its time to add to my collection
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Heads off into Town
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No you won't! We're gonna wake up Pafe & Satoire to detect you and Captain Tango to catch you!
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Jumps in my new Crime Lab track and heads to the crime scene
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Jumps in my new Crime Lab track and heads to the crime scene
(http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5531/11953174424_60695f4231.jpg)
you forgot the S for NSPD on the license plate lol
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I played many time as corrupted COP or town's super COP.
I like to join this group.
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Hiya's...
I am submitting this letter of resignation and perhaps reinstatement.
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To Whom it May Concern;
Due to the fact that neither Satoire nor I have been active in AChat or the Forum Village, I hereby resign us from the position of Supertendent of the Nymphomania Sex Police Department, and Deputy Supertendent.
We believe this positions would be best filled by MrSexLover or Tango. I'm sure the two of them will work out what position is filled by whom.
I want to thank you all for the opportunity, but we really weren't a good fit for the position. We are requesting to be reinstated into our former department, namely; The B.U.N.N.Y. Division of the NSPD and to be reduced in rank to Sgt. for Pafe and Cpl. for Satoire.
We miss going on our patrols.
Respectfully submitted,
Pafe & Satoire
Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe
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awww.....i'll misss you two a lot, ladies! Hope yopu are doing well and happy....
*kisses and hugs*
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It's sad to see you both stepdown from this position. But when i have talked to Tango i'm sure we can work things out.
Till then i'll work at-intrem and my first job is to give you both your old jobs back.
Welcome Sgt. Pafe and Cpl. Satoire to the NSPD B.U.N.N.Y. Division i'm sure you both will do a fine job.
You'll find your paddle cars behind the HQ, so go out on patrol and be safe out there.
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Pafe
We miss going on our patrols.
And we miss you here! Hope to read more of you soon again. Give my regards to Lady Sat too :)
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Time for reappearance, I think! Whoever said crime doesn't pay wasn't working my side of the street
(http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff514/BlueNewGurl/PoisonIvy_zps4406ff91.jpg)
Mwaahhhahahahaaaaaa!
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I just read all this topic
Pafe & Satoire
you Lady's are amazing so creative, hope you come back. where ever you go
I will be nice to read what new adventure you will be up to .
congratulations and best wishes whatever path you take .
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Yayyyy, you are back..
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/bobknauer05/yay.jpg) (http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000343181/polls_hugz_2501_73715_answer_1_xlarge.jpeg)
Looking forward to more.
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After consulting with Tango what to do about this job offering we both head to the HQ of the BUNNY Division
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh588/Pafe56/NSPDQuonset3c.jpg)
There we find that it did not took long for Sgt. Pafe and Cpl. Satoire to get back to there old habbits while on patrol.
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Ladies, i sayed, after you are done with writing the speedig tickets for those men, i want to see you in the squadroom for some announcements.
Tango and me wait for a while but not long after Pafe and Satoire join us in the squadroom.
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Pafe, i say, Tango and me find it both a pitty you and Satoire stepped down, but we both welcome you back to the BUNNY Division. Now for the good order, I'm going to be the new Supertendant and Tangoracer is going to be Deputy Supertendent.
Tango is also going to be the chief of the BUNNY Division and the SWAT-Team. For now it's only the four of us left, so till i can find new people to hire i will be on patrol as much as i can with you all. Paper work has to wait because by being understaffed on of the town villans is allready back emerging.
You know her all as Poison Ivy, but to refresh your memories, here is her old wanted poster
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7214/7164377078_390851c0aa_o.jpg)
She must be older now, but thats the last picture we have of her, and if she is back TKB can't be far behind. So go out there and keep on doing the fine work you been doing so far. That's all for now.
As Pafe and Satoire head out to patrol the streets for some other speeders, Tango heads to the SWAT-Teams training complex to tryout his new outfit for the SWAT-team.
(http://www.globalfight.com/nude%20swap%20cop%20naked%20swinger%20police%20husband.jpg)
That gives me time to head back to my office and make a poster to find new people to join the NSPD.
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When i'm done with designing my poster i take a patrolcar and head to the AB&G and ask Miss Brandy if i can put the poster up, she agrees.
(http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5591/14667168260_e059f09642_o.jpg)
Next i drive to ths sqaure to put my poster up there to, as i'm on my way i see some car speeding, so i stop them.
Time to get to work ;)
(http://www.nickscipio.com/pod/media/2010/01/Frisky-cop.jpg)
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Driving down the road, I am distracted by all the things that I need to accomplish and don't realize my foot getting heavier which speeds the car up. All of a sudden, I see flashing lights in my rearview mirror, so I pull over and wait for the cop to come to my window. Mrsexlover walks up to the car and sees my short dress and cleavage spilling over just a bit to tantalize him.
Rolling my window down, Mrsexlover asks for my license and registration which I hand over to him. He walks back to his car and runs the check. When he returns to the window he has me get out saying that something was out of sorts and needed to search me. He has me bend over slightly at the cops car, but before he can do anything, another guy speeds by and spins out not to far away. Mrsexlover walks over and comes back with another lady.
Now, Mrsexlover has both of us bent over the car, and he begins to frisk us. Making sure we weren't caring anything dangerous on us, his hands slowly feels around from head to toe before working up the inner legs. Spreading them further and further his hands slide up all the way feeling the panties which are growing damp.
Removing his hands, he says he needs to check further to make sure that the wetness isn't a dangerous chemical. Mrsexlover's hands then go back up the skirt and removes the panties. Sliding them all the way down my leg, he begins to stroke my pussy collecting the wetness on his finger.
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No that i have Sexi where i want her, With her panties around her ankels she can't run away, if she ever wanted because by the feel of her wetness she is just wanting more.
I turn my attention to the other girl and start to frisk her too, but when i reach the top of her innerleg i notice something strange. OMG it's a dude dressed like a girl, but still very convincing. I immedialty stop frisking her/ him, afterall i'm not Deputy Supertendent Tango, he likes that sort of thing more.
You can go now i tell her / him , i'm letting you off with a warning, and as she / he leaves i turn my attention back to Sexi.
Mam i'm not sure about that wet substance between your legs and i have to follow police procedure so would you please slide up onto the hood for me and turn around so you can face me.
As Sexi does what she is told, her tight top crawls up revealing a good looking set of tits. Damn i think this girl is hot.
Mam lay on you back for me an pull your feet up, i need to take a sample op this substance between your legs. Sexi complies and i bend down and do what i have been tought at the police acadamy long time ago, If you need to check a suspisious substance just taste it with the tip of your tongue.
So i bend my head between her legs and stick my tongue out for a gentle taste. Underneath the touch of my tongue, Sexi moans load and more fluid appears. I taste it.
This must be illegal Mam, i'm saying to her, somthing tasting this good can't be legal. But Sexi unly starts to moan loader as i stick my tongue back between her legs, now licking her harder and better.
My tongue moves up and down between the soft, wet flesh, just to stop at this little nob that seems to grow underneath my touch. Concentrating on that, i move my hand closer.
Mam i have to do a cavity search now. But Sexi only reacts with a load moaning as i gently slide my finger into her soft parts.
(http://glamurgirls.net/uploads/posts/2011-12/1323614391_07.jpg)
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Mrsexlover has me turn around and get onto the car so he can check the substance out. It seems weird being exposed and on the cop car where anyone could pass and see. That is quickly forgotten though when his tongue starts to lick against my pussy. My juices flowing out and coating more of his tongue as he continues to stimulate that special little button.
Pulling his head away a bit, Mrsexlover says he needs to do a cavity search. He then goes back to licking me while his finger slides in and begins massaging my walls inside. This combination making my body hotter and climb towards that peak. My body naturally tightens against his finger. Squeezing him so tight where I hear him moan a bit against me like he was thinking about something else inside.
Never letting up, Mrsexlover seems to go even faster and faster with his tongue and fingers causing me to hurl over the peak and tighten hard against him. Screaming as he continues to stimulate my lower body drawing out that sweet release.
Looking up at me, Mrsexlover sees that my nipples have hardened into points and his hands reach up and begin gripping them saying he needs to make sure those points aren't a dangerous weapon to him.
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you applying for a job Petra ?
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for achat job smiles
cock police????? hihi
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another day on patrol
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As we need more support from the people in this town, the NSPD had decided to bring out some merchandise.
Starting with our t-shirts
(http://timage4.prepsportswear.com/GetImage.iaspx?type=1&scale=100&schoolid=2568927&p=52&pc=gold&d=49355&up_pp=Enter%20Name%7C34%7C2015&up_ss=m&ver=0&r=0&ovr=1)
(http://timage3.prepsportswear.com/GetImage.iaspx?type=1&scale=100&schoolid=2568927&p=4999&pc=heathered_dark_navy_heathered_nickel&d=49354&up_pp=Enter%20Name%7C34%7C2015&up_ss=m&ver=0&r=0&ovr=1)
Jacket
(http://timage2.prepsportswear.com/GetImage.iaspx?type=1&scale=100&schoolid=2568927&p=1637&pc=navy_ash_heather&d=49392&up_pp=Enter%20Name%7C34%7C2015&up_ss=m&ver=0&r=0&ovr=1)
Bag
(http://timage1.prepsportswear.com/GetImage.iaspx?type=1&scale=100&schoolid=2568927&p=564&pc=indigo&d=49392&up_pp=Enter%20Name%7C34%7C2015&up_ss=m&ver=0&r=0&ovr=1)
Hat's
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(http://timage3.prepsportswear.com/GetImage.iaspx?type=1&scale=100&schoolid=2568927&p=5118&pc=navy_gold&d=49393&up_pp=Enter%20Name%7C34%7C2015&up_ss=m&ver=0&r=0&ovr=1)
(http://timage1.prepsportswear.com/GetImage.iaspx?type=1&scale=100&schoolid=2568927&p=607&pc=navy&d=28894&up_pp=Enter%20Name%7C34%7C2015&up_ss=m&ver=0&r=0&ovr=1)
(http://timage4.prepsportswear.com/GetImage.iaspx?type=1&scale=100&schoolid=2568927&p=5015&pc=black&d=49262&up_pp=Enter%20Name%7C34%7C2015&up_ss=m&ver=0&r=0&ovr=1)
Please order them at our police HQ or just at the nice officer that stopped you for speeding.
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Tango and Martin spotted patrolling the streets in their new uniforms
(http://oddstuffmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/pants-Police-in-Montreal.jpg)
sexy ;)
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What do I need to do to apply for a position in your
cuffs group?
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Martinus and Tangoracer run the Nymphomania Sex Police Dept. (NSPD)
They are very dedicated and work hard to ensure the community is sexualised. You most likely will require interviewing.
They will fill you in on the details. :P
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Claiming back the title of chief of police after my absence for a while.
found out the deparment had some new wheels for me
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IgTaVZspoBA/UGJf2WEiUAI/AAAAAAAABL4/WDS1sJEW3Cw/s1600/h2police06_03.jpg)
so all criminals and speedsters be aware, the police is back on duty
(http://www.newsday.com/polopoly_fs/1.3699468.1336164282!/httpImage/image.jpg)
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WELL CHIEF
if you keep your promise I will be your Patrol Officer for Parking Violations :)
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Good, you are back :)
bad mask robbers are running around
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:)