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« on: October 15, 2014, 12:53:38 PM »
I serve Zoerink his favourite poison and explain we had all been to Crystal Lake and Hyperion House. Jayc & Stone had thrown an early Bonfire Night for the villagers. The fireworks and burning of the Fawking Guy was an English Tradition held every year around the 5th November. I pick up the posters from the bar . "You coming to the Halloween Party? " I ask him. "Sure, I would never miss it" he grins. I hang the posters up and ask him, "What are you wearing?" "You will have to wait and see" he laughs and reads the Poster. HALLOWEEN PARTY , ALL ARE INVITED. CHOOSE YOUR COSTUME AND COME INTO THE AB&G FOR SOME GHOULISH FUN AND GRUEL. 
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« on: March 17, 2014, 04:01:32 AM »
"Well , well , well," I greeted an old face. "Glad you came to us and your friends"
Snowbunny smiled, "Thanks Joe" and ordered her favourite drink.
I served her drink and put it on Covems tab. He really must get around to paying that or Brandy will be looking at some payback soon.
I place a bottle of wine in front of her. "For the wrestling match" I explain. "We are kind of voting who should win between Stone and Brandy"
"Replays are on the screens around the place" I add gesturing towards the screens. "It's good to see you again, you look great"
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« on: February 01, 2014, 05:34:00 AM »
BEEP BEEP BEEP I feel my mobile phone go off in my pocket as I chat to Stone & Jayc. I reach for it and look at the screen. "It's a text from Tango" I mutter and read the text "Joe please can you give that damn box for Lover to FoxyRoxxy instead of Lover. Thank you Joe, I owe you one" I look around and see the box on the back counter.  I excuse myself for a moment with Stone and Jayc and reach over for it. I pick up the box up from behind the bar and make my way over to the table where the group with FoxyRoxxy are sat. She is in a deep snog with Lover. I wait for when they both break to take a much needed breath. I hand her the box "This is from Tango. He asked me to pass it to you" I smile at them both and collect the empty glasses at the same time. She looks at me quizzically but I just smile and shrug my shoulders. I have no idea what’s inside. I hand it over and return to the bar and Jayc and Stone. FoxyRoxxy has the box.
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« on: January 01, 2014, 05:59:22 PM »
Stone approaches me and gives me a large jar with folded papers in. I look at her questioningly and she says excited , " You got to find out who's got the most votes for the most splendid jumper here" I look at the pudding pit and then at the jar , " Now? " I ask, really not wanting to move from my prime position. " Yes now" She insists, " Come on ... Now " tugging my hand. "Ok, Ok" I follow her reluctantly and look at the label taped on the large glass jar. It reads "Question: Vote for the splendidest (Ugly Really ) Xmas Sweater (Pages 113 to 115 ) " Luckily Stone seems oblivious to the " Ugly Really" bit. Then I tip the contents out and begin the count... Covems - 1 Old_Joe - 0 Brandybee - 6 Jayc - 1 Stone - 2 Lover - 1 Bluedenim - 0 TerriC - 0 ItsAmy123 - 1 mrsexlover - 1 Pookie77 - 0 Tangoracer - 1 All_For_You (Karen) - 1 Zoerink - 2 jcm0824 - 3 LydiaRose - 0 Total Voters: 20 " Oh my god, Brandy actually won " Stone is like an excited child. "Fabulous" I nod , " What did she win ? " " Why , a splendid New Year Firework jumper of course " Stone replied and picks up the prize to go find Brandy. 
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« on: December 14, 2013, 10:32:01 PM »
Hi ya, A big welcome to you. Come meet me and others in the AB&G. First drink is free  Forum Home page / Discussions about sex / Erotic Stories / Achats Bar & Grill http://www.funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,1760.975.html Forum Home Page > Organizations & Events > Introduce yourself > Old_Joe http://www.funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2810.0.html Enjoy and Have fun.
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« on: December 14, 2013, 10:23:14 PM »
I line up all the egg nogs for the dwarfs after their hard work decking out the bar with Christmas cheer. "Looks great guys" I tell them gazing round the room in appreciation. The duke box is blaring with wonderful Christmas songs and every now and then, one of the customers joins in singing the words or tapping their foot. I serve Lydiarose her drink and kiss her on the cheek. " It's good to see you back girl" At the same time I ensure Zoerink and sexilicious is duly topped up. I pour Covems a drink of Coveyprilla and ask Sneezy to take it for him. He was changing the rum bottle for a full one in the Donut machine. All_For_You and Tangoracer come up to me and I serve them their usual coffee when they are at work or just finished. The NSPD are good customers and are always looked after so I place some donuts on a plate for them . "Hard day Tango?" I ask him as he bites into the sugary treat. He mumbles about speeding tickets. I grin at him. I hope the drivers bribed him well  . "No wonder he needs the sugar rush" I chuckle to All_For_You and she giggles too as she sips her coffee. "Hey did you know it's "Ugly Christmas Sweater Party" tonight," I remind all the patrons. "This is the one Stone got me last year ... God it will take some beating!" I fetch it out from behind the counter and put it on . " The thing is," I lean into them in a conspiracy type way "Stone really , really , really thinks they look good, and nobody has the heart to tell her - she has such badddddd taste" We all laugh out loud, especially when they see the one she chose for me. I put it on grimacing.
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« on: December 06, 2013, 10:27:08 PM »
Cheerful. Will they or wont they?
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« on: December 06, 2013, 10:26:21 PM »
I'd watch it with Eva What if you had chance to win a bottle of Jack Daniels whiskey?
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« on: December 06, 2013, 10:24:09 PM »
If only , remembering the lipstick marks still on his cheeks from the ladies of the bar.
Next to post is looking forward to the Bucking Bronco challenge.
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« on: December 06, 2013, 10:18:24 PM »
Old Joe welcomes Hukk into the AB&G with the traditional first free drink. Then chuckles with James_Dean , "I think these two guys need a challenge to see what they are made of, don't you?" He says quite loudly. MasonPark and Hukk look at him with suspicion in their eyes . JD replies , " Oh for sure Joe" tilting his cowboy hat back on his head to size them up. " Boys" Old Joe speaks directly at the new comers, " We have a bucking bronco over there" he gestures towards the sandy bull pit, then reaches back and slams a bottle of Jack Daniels on the bar counter. "The guy who lasts the longest on our lovable mechanical bull, wins this bottle, I think JD and Lover should keep the count to make it fair... Are you game? " Old Joe and JD watch them intently, waiting for their answer.....
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« on: December 04, 2013, 07:39:23 PM »
Old Joe watches the goings on at the Rotating Pleasure Table. He likes the "Young uns" enjoying themselves. He smiles at James_Dean who he'd been chatting with and looks up to see a new face arriving and waiting to be served. Old Joe sidles up to him and asks, ‘What’ll it be?’ smiling in welcome He orders his drink and as is tradition , Old Joe waves his A$ away. " First drink is on the House, and if you keep it quiet Covems has an open tab for the rest  He forgot to shut it ... again" He refuses the Salt and lemon and introduces himself as MasonPark. Old Joe grins at him, " Welcome to the AB&G MasonPark, Brandy, Stone & Jayc are busy in the poolroom at the moment but I'm sure when they are finished, they will say Hi. They kind of help keeping the place running smooth." Old Joe nods over to the Rotating Pleasure Table.. " The Cocks N Roses and some of our regulars are a bit involved too by the moans and groans coming from there. So take a seat and enjoy the hospitality, you never know what might happen, oh by the way .. watch out for the dwarfs, they can be little terrors at times." Old Joe pours him another tequila and mouths " On Covems " Forum Home Page > Organizations & Events > Introduce yourself > Old_Joe http://www.funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2810.0.html
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« on: November 09, 2013, 07:28:01 AM »
Thank you mrsexlover for my fabulous banner. To have found an old dusty bottle of whiskey with my name on is just perfect. Thanks for the design, research and all your efforts. It is a perfect banner for me. Hmmm thanks for the banner , but i dont know how use them lol
It's real easy - open word document , open a pretend reply here, above the smiley, second square along is insert image, click on that for brackets to appear in your text box. Right click on your banner and copy "URL" address. Insert the URL address in the pretend reply between the brackets. Then copy and paste the whole thing in your signature box in your profile. It should work. Good Luck. Like HB said, there are instructions on page one too.
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« on: November 09, 2013, 07:09:29 AM »
I take the drink orders from the patrons by the bar. Zoerink exclaims, “WOW ... the environment is quite erotic in here ... I like to see people enjoy. I will ask a couple of beers Who wants one?”
I fetch two pint bottles of Budweiser and two clean glasses, as Nat33 has shouted up for one too. I wave Zoerinks A$ away,
“It’s on Cove’s tab,” I grin and place them on the bar counter with a bowl of fresh Bombay mix and another filled with dry roasted peanuts.
A new guy steps into the bar and takes a look around, “ Well hi ya, Mister, What’s your poison?” I move up to him, polishing the counter as I go to him.
"Vodka tonic, please," He replies, "with a shot of vanilla."
"Comin' right up," I respond, “Just call me Old Joe, everyone else does, among other things, Welcome to the AB&G – first drink is on the house”
“I’m Jenson” He introduces himself.
Jenson smiles and points to my face, as though I have something on it. I look in the mirror.
Lipstick from Mooncalf, Satoire and Pafe!!!
“It’s kind of a badge of honour at my age” I chuckle and have no intention of wiping it off yet.
I look up and see Lover with a box. He is busy chatting to Marilyn and I pour both of them a drink and give it to J2D2 to take over to them.
“Find out what’s in that box while you are there?” I instruct him, “Use your xray eyes, I’m curious” …
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« on: October 31, 2013, 08:15:42 PM »
I guffaw at Covems jokes, holding my sides and wiping the tears from my eyes with my hanky... the guy kills me Then my phone vibrates that an incoming text has arrived. Well , well, well .... the results are in for the Erotic Story Contest ... I ring the Bar Bell to announce the winners " Ghosts, Ghouls, & Sexy sirens ... We have some champs in the house -- The winners of the Erotic Story Contest 5 - Public Place.. is none other than our two great friends in the Cocks N Roses - Tangoracer & hentaiboy69 - for their wonderful story - " A Journey to True Self" Cheers erupt around the bar. I let them calm down, before continuing... "and runner up is our Jayc for " Flames in the Desert." More cheers erupt and as they die down, I shout over the noise, "Well done you guys. Congratulations . Three Cheers For our Champions .. HIP HIP HORRAY. HIP HIP HORRAY. HIP HIP HORRAY. " Then I shout loudly "Drinks are on the house " Of course, they get added to Covems tab, maybe some on JCM's too, seeing as he's just opened one. 
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« on: October 27, 2013, 07:42:04 AM »
I am an Old Fart but am really lovable. I am resident at the Achat Bar & Grill, affectionately referred to as the AB&G & work as Head Bar Man there. You will mostly find me turning up in these 3 topics in Forum as they are all inter linked story telling and revolve around our Fantasy Forum Village - Our Bar - the AB&G ; the Bar's Dungeon - The Ice House and Crystal Lake where we visit & some of the patrons live in their cabins. Forum Home page / Discussions about sex / Erotic Stories / Achats Bar & Grill and The Ice House ( AB&G Dungeon ) http://www.funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,1760.975.html and http://www.funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,1841.210.html Forum Home page / Discussions about sex / Erotic Stories / Crystal Lake http://www.funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2307.0.htmlAnyone & everyone is welcome to join in the above story telling topics. The multi- authors actually all work quite well together. If you are interested in joining in, it might be worth reading this topic first & reading the topics from the start to get a feel of the places - Forum Home page / Discussions about sex / Erotic Stories / HELPFUL TIPS ON POSTING IN INTERTWINING EROTIC STORY THREADS (AB&G & ICEHOUSE) http://www.funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,1900.0.htmlI have been there years and know lots of secrets about the place and have a connection to the original owners way back who died in the Titanic but that story you will need to read. One thing I love about these places, you never know what might happen or who you may meet. One thing is for sure - the Residents are mighty friendly and you make some great friends. If you don't know already, the first drink is on the house , probably the next lot will be on Covems - he usually gets a tab opened on his behalf - he's such a generous guy. Watch out for the Seven Dwarfs - they can be little gremlins but are all heart. Don't leave your salad or bamboo about - Pachacuti - The Panda ( Pachi ) may make an appearance and steal it. He is friendly and is a mean wrestler. He belongs to Stone & Jayc. He adores Stone though and is trained to obey and dance to her flute. Doris & Stanley Grill are the AB&G Ghosts who are mischievious and tend to show up around Halloween time - usually there are hints of icy temperatures, objects that move or float around mysteriously, unseen laughter and whisperings, the Danube Waltz plays by a phantom opera, a smell of jasmine, things that go bump in the night, lights and radios that mysteriously flick on and off.... you get the idea I think. We think there may be a Lake Crystal Monster - Ellie, who is partial to tins of Spam, but like the one in Loch Ness, Scotland, she seems to be very shy. We have Robot Girl who turns up every now & then - Eva_RG and a cyborg - J2D2, who is the spitting image of James_Dean. The AB&G is run by management - Brandybee, Jayc, Lover, Covems and James_Dean (JD ). Bar Staff - Old Joe, Stone, Momma_Andrea, Gayle, J2D2 The House Band - "Cocks 'N' Roses" who are Tangoracer, hentaiboy69, jcm0824, bluedenim, Lover, Bear, mrsexlover, Freddie, The Staff are always changing though but that is all part of the fun. We have some interesting things for you to try - the Bucking Bronco, run by JD ; the wrestling pudding pit ; The Dentists Chair where food or drink can be served to or on the patient; The Rotating Pleasure Table, as well as dancing and food, and the Massage / Spa room run by tangoracer. The Ice House is for our kinky BDSM residents and on occasions can be quite eye watering so be warned, although we do have fun in there too. Dungeons are given out by invite only by the management there, because of the extreme kink, but guest dungeons are available for use if need be. Usually the criteria for applying for a dungeon is dependant on being a Dom or Domme, posting, story lines etc.. and is in consultation with the management and House Sub. The King & Queens of the The Ice House are - ChristinaK, Bear, Janine Dee, Brandybee, Adera. House Sub and Master - tangoracer All of the above have Dungeons including, Jayc, Covems, Dutchslut_19, but there are guest ones to play in or test out fantasies. All are welcome in the bar, so pop in, come see me, I am behind the bar to serve you a drink.
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