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Quizz, Fav TV, Fav Music, Fav Films, Books... / Re: Original Limericks
« on: February 17, 2021, 07:32:29 PM »
Number - 26

A strapping young lassie called Annie
Had quadraceps inside her fanny
With tendons in her anus
She circumcised poor Janus
And her vagina castrated old Sammy!

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Quizz, Fav TV, Fav Music, Fav Films, Books... / Re: Original Limericks
« on: February 15, 2021, 11:22:31 AM »
No.  17

There was a young monk of Le Trappe,
Who contracted a dose of the clap,
He cried "Dominus Verbiscum",
Oh why won't my piss come,
There's something gone wrong with my ...... tap!

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Quizz, Fav TV, Fav Music, Fav Films, Books... / Re: Limericks
« on: February 15, 2021, 11:16:31 AM »
No. 3


I've a friend at achat, name of sammy,
Who was once in a bit of a jammy.
His butler, the cad,
Buggered off with his Jag
Leaving sammy at home with his Mammy.


I resemble that limerick, but it was a Daimler .....
His butler, son of Himmler,
Buggered off with his Daimler,
.......

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