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« on: October 17, 2014, 01:29:14 PM »
The time for ghouls, goblins monsters and sexy girls in Halloween themed outfits has arrived for the unsuspecting Village of Achat.
To those that celebrate here in the states, have a Happy Halloween.
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« on: October 08, 2014, 07:17:35 AM »
Bob Hoskins, British actor who starred in many films, including one of my personal all time favorite movies "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" (along with the infamous Mario Brothers movie) passed away recently.
You'll always hold a special place in my child hold memories. Here's to you, Eddie Valiant.
RIP http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKkiOPtvCC8
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« on: September 29, 2014, 05:55:35 AM »
So sets the sun for one of the most classy, clutch baseball player in Yankee and MLB history.
Thanks Mr. Jeter for all the fond memories you've given me and other Yankee fans for the 20 + years you've played. Reason why most of us became Yank fans.
Number 2 will never be forgotten. 
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« on: September 06, 2014, 07:25:11 PM »
The Teams - http://www.nfl.com/teamsSchedule. (Includes game results ) - http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/schedule********************************** 1. Brandybee Seattle Sea Hawks
2. Covems Green Bay Packers
3. Hukk New York Giants
4. FoxyRoxxy San Diego Chargers
5. Bear San Francisco 49ers
6. jayc Chicago Bears
7. Stone Chicago Bears
8. Pookie 77 New York Giants
9. Lover Philadelphia Eagles
10. Old_Goat Carolina Panthers
11. Terric New York Jets
12. Leighdeexxx Oak Land Raiders
13. tangoracer Dallas Cowboys
14. mrsexlover Miami DolphinsAbove added for easy reference, thank you Stone. Modified by Brandybee.********************************* Back to HukkThe calm, harmonious days of spring and summer will soon give way to the gritty grid iron war zone that is football.
Men in tight pants tackling other men.
Helmet to helmet concussions.
Elaborate end zone celebrations.
For the wives, girlfriends, or boyfriends out there who enjoyed the months of football free respite, prepare yourselves...for the coming onslaught of beer guzzling warriors will soon arrive, clad in their Dorito stained jerseys and pants.
My God...it will be glorious.
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« on: June 04, 2014, 04:58:48 PM »
While the 2014 FiFA World Cup is battled out between various nations, we at the Village Square will be throwing events to create a festive football atmosphere for achat members. Drop by to participate in our events and win a chance to maybe receive a lap dance from me or have Maron dress in a silly outfit  !June 12th-June 14th
World Cup Kickoff BashTwo events will be held. Between those two days we will poll members on:
1) Guess how many goals will be scored in total for the whole World Cup competiton.
2) Which, out of the top 10 strikers listed below will score the most goals by the end of the World Cup.
Members will be asked to pm a mod on their guesses and to post it here on this thread as well.
June 30th-July2ndSexiest Player EventBetween the days mentioned above, the square will showcase the smoking hot male football players participating in the FIFA World Cup.
Also, make sure to catch a live strip by our male members. Ladies will surely not want to miss this. 
July12th -July 13thWorld Cup FinaleWe conclude the World Cup by announcing the winners of the first two events, along with providing festive football/soccer atmosphere for those who venture into the square.
Winners will have a chance to pick from our list of prizes which are:
1. Pick what a mod wears for a week
2.Public strip by a mod
3.Date, dance, massage, foot-rub by a mod
Again, the first round of events kicks off on June 12th (same date as when the World Cup begins). Drop by and enjoy the fun! Olay!
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« on: April 29, 2014, 03:49:49 PM »
So I've finally decided to present to youz guyz a game I actually created in another forum called "That awkward moment.."
That awkward moment is a famous phrase used when encountering an embarrassing situation.
For example 'That awkward moment when you say hi to someone but they don't say hi back."
This game I created is pretty simple. A person starts an awkward moment and the next person completes it.
I.E
1st poster ~ That awkward moment when you're having sex and...
2nd poster ~ ...your grand ma walks in on you both.
Then the second poster starts a new awkward moment that will be completed by the next poster.
Try to be creative and have fun.
Let me start things off..
That awkward moment when you're chatting with someone on achat and...
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« on: April 10, 2014, 05:40:12 AM »
Another forum game that is fairly popular.
Explanation of the game:
"One person starts with something they don't like doing,the next person has to answer saying why they can't do it(a ridiculous excuse)---An example is-
Person 1- You have to wash the dog today!!
Person 2- I can't wash the dog because I don't know how to use the tap for the water!!
You have to turn TV on!!
Person 3- I can't because my feet are cold!!
You have to feed my cat!
And so on
Anyone can start.
Easy enough I hope.
I'll start:
You have to work today.
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« on: April 06, 2014, 08:10:54 AM »
I know no one here likely follows bean ball (for you Europeans out there, its the American sport that involves a bat and baseball), but creating a thread for it anyway because I love it too much not to.
Time to recline back, and watch grown men slide around bases and throw 90 some fast ball pitches near a persons head.
Our new golden Goose, Masahiro Tanaka -pitcher for the New York Yankees- got his first win Friday against the Blue Jays aka Blow Jays.
I feel it this year for the Yanks!  
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« on: April 01, 2014, 08:15:37 AM »
The recent events concerning, double identities has motivated me to reveal something about myself. This has been eating away at my soul for too long. Having formed close friendships with people here, and gained their trust I feel it's time -with a heavy heart- that I reveal something that some have suspected for a while.
I am not really a man, but a female. My name is Kimberly. I'm a 38 year old married wife, who took this fantasy world too far and have now hurt people in the process. I am sorry for all those I have hurt. I apologize for my deception. I just wanted to experience sex, from the male perspective. The power of thrusting my loins into a young halplass woman, who is at my complete mercy.
I understand if no one will want to speak with me again. I'll return back to cooking.
april fools.
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« on: March 14, 2014, 01:31:25 PM »
Wishing everyone an early Happy St. Patrick's Day. Don't get too hammered come Monday!
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« on: February 24, 2014, 05:08:20 PM »
I just wanted to take the time to post here a little sports news. To those who may not have heard, yesterday was a momentous day for American sports, and what I believe the (U.S) country as a whole. Jason Collins became the first openly gay athlete ever in America's four major professional sports when he signed to play for the Brooklyn Nets. I for one welcome this day, and hope that he will help open the doors for other gay athletes to join the other major American sports.
Of course, there are some (including some co-workers of mines) who feel his presence will distract the team. That his presence will somehow send the message of weakness to opponents who view homosexuality as lacking in competitive fierceness in comparison to a heterosexual male athlete. To those who have such antiquated, rustic views I can only pray that watching this guy play on the court will slowly change their hearts concerning gay athletes. Much luck to you Jason Collins. 
Oh, and the Brooklyn Nets was formerly a New Jersey team. We're still taking credit for this achievement!
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« on: February 24, 2014, 04:35:59 PM »
Just found out Harold Ramis has passed away today at the age of 69. He was a famed comedy actor/writer/director and was involved in such hit movies as Ghostbusters, Stripes, Caddyshack, and Animal House. His movies -specifically Ghostbusters- will forever hold a special place in my heart. It won't feel the same watching the movie now this coming Halloween, knowing he's gone.
Here's to you Dr. Egon Spengler.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe93CLbHjxQ
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« on: February 13, 2014, 08:47:59 AM »
Wishing everyone here (even the guys  ) a Happy Valentine's Day tomorrow. May you spend it well with the person you love or at least with person you sorta like. 
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« on: February 11, 2014, 10:39:22 PM »
http://achatsquare.chatango.com/ OR http://www.achatsquare.chatango.com/ After much deliberation, I have finally decided to create a chat group or Town Square for achat members to gather and have casual discussions. This group is a reasonable alternative for those who wish to avoid the usage of Skype or Facebook for group interaction.
The Town Square serves as a sort of supplement to the achat experience. Where once you were only able to chat 1 on 1 in game, now -if you so desire- you can venture to the 'Town Square' and engage in group chats with as many people as you wish (thus reducing the pm clutter so many users on achat are plagued with) . Invite friends to the group, or simply interact with those who are already present. Just open the above link, shown in green. Then just sit back, have a laugh and share a story with friends from the game or forum.
A Guide to Pachacuti 
Pachacuti -a bot that frequents the square- is there to help guide members during their visit in the Town Square or to simply provide some amusement when things get a little slow. This brief tutorial offers new users (or current ones) an in depth tutorial on how to utilize Pachacuti.
Prefix Commands
With the exception of a few commands, Pachacuti usually responds to the prefix # followed by the command. For example, if you wish to ask Pachacuti for a hug, you simple type in #hug. If you wish to have him hug someone else, you type #hug (person). There are many commands Pachacuti is willing to perform, for entertainment purposes. If you wish to suggest any, simply PM one of the mods, so your suggestion can be penciled in later. Below are the commands written in thus far. In order to see the command list during your visit in the room, simply type in #commandlist.#hug, #massage, #fuckhukk, #beer, #playdead, #wine, #slap #dance, #cleanaquarium, #mimes, #sing, #kitten, #performshakespeare, #revolt, #eat, #batteries, #tea, #kick, #incalord, #sweepstreets, #plantingflowers, #high5, #popcorn, #feedme Help and hotkey
If you need help figuring out what commands Pachacuti responds to, or simply wish to inquire on the Forum or chat group type in #help in the room. This will prompt Pachacuti to display a menu listing for the user to look over and choose which category they wish to explore.#help///#rules, #aboutcommands, #drinks, #events, #advertisements, #moderators, #forumvillage The hk function is used when you wish to avoid rummaging through the help menu to figure out certain commands. It displays the most frequent commands for your disposal. Simply type in hk (no prefix in front).#artistalley, #joinforum, #commandlist, #barcommandlist, #help, #journeycontest, #achatbargrill, #technicalissues,#offtopic (*** the amount of hk commands may grow over time, depending on the popularity of some commands)
Triggered Commands
As seen in the last topic, often times, Pachacuti will respond when a specific phrase or word is typed in the group, i.e typing hk without a prefix. These triggers are limited to when a member departs from the group, typing hk or when wishing for a drink order.
Drinks
Pachacuti is here to make your stay at the square an enjoyable one. In order to guarantee users enjoy their stay, Pachacuti now does drink requests. Do you want your drink to be a strawberry milk shake instead of just some generic beer? Well, just message one of the moderators present and your order will come right up! We'll make sure to write in your specific drink request for Pachacuti to serve. To enjoy your own unique drink simply type in drink(your name) i.e drinkhukk. If you wish to present another member with their own unique drink simply type in drink(their name) ie drinkhisgirlonly.
If you have any more questions regarding Pachacuti, simply ask one of the mods present for further assistance.BarAlong with ordering your own personal beverage, the Town has its own bar that provides a long list of colorful, delicious drinks. Simply type in #barcommandlist to see the 3 Bar menu options (type in whichever option strikes your fancy). They will be: nonalcoholmenu, beermenu and alcoholmenu. Once picked, you will see a listing of drinks in each respective menu to choose from. Bottoms up and enjoy!A Guide to Swedish Chef. Bork! Pressured by Union reps who claimed we were over working Pachacuti, we decided to cut down on Pacha's hours and give him some time off. This presented with a problem, as we realized we needed to hire someone to cover Pacha's hours! Enter the Swedish Chef. A friend of Mrsexlover, the Swedish Chef is there to provide you with some delectable food offerings for you to munch on, while you lounge around with other Town square occupants. Just be mindful..he may add a little extra to your food.
The Swedish Chef operates in the same fashion as Pachacuti, utilizing Prefix Commands, and Triggers. Please refer to the Pachacuti guide if you require an explanation of the two functions. Currently Swedish Chef has the following Prefix commands at his disposal:#help,#menu,#breakfast, #lunch, #dinner, #dessert & #snack menu's, #fuck, #cook, #music Help and scm hotkeyIf you need assistance in how to operate the Swedish Chef, simply type in #help and he will provide a very easy to understand guide, for users. Also, for members convenience, Swedish Chef has hotkeys (scm) if you wish to skip rummaging through the menu and simply observe the most popular functions.
The scm hotkeys are: #help, #menu, #breakfast, #lunch, #dinner, #dessert, #snack ,#chefcommand Personal DishesLike Pachacuti with drinks, Swedish Chef will prepare special dishes for users upon request. Simply message Mrsexlover and the Swedish Chef will work on preparing your food. If you wish to view your dish, just type food(your name). i.e foodhukk.
If you have any further questions regarding the Chef, either message Mrsexlover or me and we'll try out best in assisting. Achat Square Games
Thanks to some of the mods and members in the square, we have developed a few games to make your experience here at the square, a fun one. Below are some of the games created thus far. If you wish to suggest any games, please contact any of the mods via pm so that we may consider including it in our list.1. Roomies Rules The caller (player A) selects a player (player b). That player (B) then chooses a member (player c) to answer a question about.
The caller (player A) asks a question about player c
Player b must answer correctly with first guess. Other players may give hints.
If successful player b is then caller for the next round
As always, please remember to respect players with both questions and answers. We luv our roomies.2.T and D Game Rules• Person A picks a person (person B) to choose TRUTH or DARE
• If person B chooses TRUTH person A will ask he/she a question (honesty is expected but we won't enforce it)
• If person B chooses DARE, person A has to dare them to do something of their choosing, or else!
• When person B completes the Truth or Dare they get to either pick a person or if it goes down user list next person is up
As always, please remember to respect players and be willing to stop role play if necessary. Enjoy the Game!!!3.Movie Game Rules1. One person thinks of a movie in their head
2. They then try to give scenes of the movie WITHOUT saying the title
3. If it is a hard movie the player keeps giving scenes, but has to let others make a few guesses
4. If the person guesses the right movie it is their turn to go unless they cant think of one.
5. If a person that guessed the movie cant think of one the rest of the participants can choose a movie.
6. Movie genres can be anything except porno movies 4. Song Charades Rules
1. One person thinks of a song in their head
2. They try to RP out a scene from the song and give some lyrics to make it more easier in guessing.
2. You CANNOT give the name of the singer or the title of the song
3. If it is a hard song to guess the player keeps giving scenes and lyrics, but has to let others make a few guesses
4. If the person guesses the right song and artist it is their turn to go unless they cant think of one.
5. If a person that guessed the song and artist cant think of one the rest of the participants can choose a song.
Personal Information
Users who visit the Town Square should be made aware that information shared in the chat room, may be shared with others. While, the mods along with myself, will try our best to keep certain things discussed in the room private, we can not control the actions of other users who are present. It is recommended that you keep certain sensitive information to yourself when chatting in the chat room, less you wish to risk having such information float around among users .
Rules for the Town Square
Though this chat group may not officially be a part of achat, I, along with the other chosen moderators there, will in our best efforts, try to follow the same guidelines provided by achat, as stipulated in the link below.http://www.funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2470.0.html
The chat group will also feature specific rules applying to only the chat group. (Because of the constantly evolving nature of the chat room, more rules may be added or current ones modified. Please make sure to check regularly in order to be sure you are not breaking any of the rules)
1) Spamming - The chat group has an automated setting to enforce a 15 minute ban to anyone who spams in the room. Usually it is triggered if the poster messages in the chat room too fast within a small amount of time i.e 8+ posts under ten seconds. While, this may seem like a nuisance to some members, the spam setting works in preventing a huge clutter of messages by users, and from those wishing to abuse the chat room for mischievous purposes. In the end the spam setting is hardly noticeable, and has received few complaints thus far. Just keep in mind of the ban trigger, and keep vigilant of how quickly you're posting in the group.
2) Explicit RP - Sexual RP -ranging from rping a kiss to actual sexual intercourse- is allowed, however it is a fine provided it meets the following criterias:
A) The moderators present in the room give the users a thumbs up to proceed (messaging you privately or in public in finding the rp acceptable). If the RP seems to breech any of the forum rules (containing incest, bestiality, or young material) we will be forced to stop the rp.
B) The RP does not disrupt the flow and tempo of the room. If you, and another are involved in RP and other users present are involved as well or simply continue to converse with other users (not participate essentially), that is acceptable. If however, you and your partner RPing are the only ones RPing while others seem uninvolved, and it seems to ward off new members from participating in the room, then a moderator will ask you -through PM- to take this to an achat room.
The decision to stop RP will be enforced upon the Moderators discretion if RP seems to be breaching any of the 2 above mentioned criteria's.
Color coded Warning System Those found breaching the guidelines mentioned, face the possibility of getting banned from the chat group (Keep in mind, such punishments will not extend to the actual achat game). We will give users 4 warnings.
1st Warning ~ A quick message either through PM or chat room (upon the moderators discretion) to the offending person(s) telling him/her to cease whatever behavior may be disrupting the room.
2nd Warning ~ A yellow coded card either through PM or chat room. This is usually given if the offender(s) ignore the first warning and continue to behave in a way that disrupts the room.
3rd Warning ~ Another yellow card is given through the aforementioned methods, by the Moderator. This is given after repeated offenses and when the offender(s) show total disregard for the warnings given currently and in thepast (hours or days ago) by Moderators.
4th Warning ~ You will be banned. The longevity of the ban depends on the severity of the offense. It may range from a few hours to indefinite. If you wish to appeal and have the ban lifted, PM me either through achat or here, on the forum.
All users will be notified on the amounts of warnings he/her currently has (you can also PM moderators asking if they currently have any warnings). Be warned that all Moderators will be informed which users have warnings. Do not assume that a new Moderator coming into a room will not be aware of your past warning(s) from other Moderators and that you, -the user- will have a clean slate with the current moderator.
Remember to behave accordingly and to just have fun. 
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« on: February 02, 2014, 09:53:15 AM »
Denver Bronco's vs Seattle Seahawks. Yes, it's that time of the year when overweight American males bond with other overweight American males and watch on T.V a game that features really big overweight males hit one another for a ball. Fantastic!
Two number 1 seeded super powers. Who will win? Explosive offense? Or iron clad defense?! We shall see later! Later people!
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