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Everything about sex and love / Bracelets for Sale
« on: April 29, 2015, 10:26:19 AM »
Dear loyal followers,

My granddaughter just got a new job in sales for home-made jewelry. I am shamelessly plugging her wares online for her, as any good granny would do. These bracelets are made of 100% polyester hemp, no chemicals, preservatives, or harmed bunnies in the making of them. I hear these are very popular with you young people today, and also make good Christmas stocking stuffers, if you want to buy them for friends. Its a shame they can't be profile fields on that achat game, I'm sure they'd come in handy for identifying exactly what you are, or what you are looking for.

Please reply below to let me know which ones you'd like to order, but act quickly because quantities are limited. I think a limit of 3 for yourself, and 3 for friends would be acceptable. (Name the friends if you wish.)


I am going to order a "Fuck Off" and a "7 inch clit" for myself to wear. So pretty.

Thanks for checking it out!

Love,
Granny

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Everything about sex and love / Ask Granny advice column (RP for all)
« on: January 14, 2015, 01:22:50 AM »
Dear Readers,

In my visits to AChat Land, I see that people are always confused and have many questions. I see that maybe they can benefit from the wisdom of a woman of my... experience. So, I offer to accept any questions (not too naughty, you bad boys) in my mailboxes or posted below and maybe I will have an answer or some kindly advice for you.  All for free!

Granny Annie




FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions
Real questions, real answers. Please read them all before you post your question, so that I don't pull all my hair out of my head from the repetition. Thank you.

Q: Hi. How are you?
A: I'm good. You?
Q: Good. I'm good too.
A: Good, I'm glad to hear that.
Q: That's good to know.
A: Ok.... good.

Q: Annie, are you really 91?
A: YES!
Q: Really?
A: Yes. Why would I lie.
Q: Some people do.
A: No, everyone is so truthful here. Such nice young men and women.

Q: Wow. You look good for 91. What's your secret?
A: Facials. Sea salt is good for the skin.

Q: I'm horny. Are you horny bb?
A: No, I'm not horny. Unless you have a hot tub full of mashed potatoes.

Q: Hi. HRU? I want your body.
A: And I want a pretty, pink pony.

Q: What are you looking for here?
A: A unicorn.
Q: What that?
A: Something I'll never find.

Q: Where are you from?
A: The fourth level of hell. You?

Q: Hi. Where those awesome boobs from?
A: I bought them at Wal-mart. Thanks.

Q: Hi Annie. 35, Female here. You?
A: Hi. 91, Gorilla here.

Q: Hi. I want to fuck you hard, granny.
A: Are you trying to kill an old woman??? My bones are fragile.

Q: I can be gentle and slow. Ok?
A: No, I am scared you will give me a heart attack.

Q: You like big cock?
A: Are you trying to kill an old woman? Maybe if it shrinks, you can ask again.



SAQ: Seldomly Asked Questions

Q: Hi. How are you? You want young cock?
A: No thanks, dearie. I have 3 in the dresser drawer already.

Q: Does it have spiderwebs on the pussy?
A: On the inside, yes.

Q: Annie, why are your eyes white?
A: It's cataracts, dear. From the dictionary (an old book with words in it):
cat·a·ract noun \ˈka-tə-ˌrakt\ medical : a condition in which a part of your eye (called the lens) becomes cloudy and you cannot see well

Q: You can orgasm at your age?
A: When I am premium, yes. This man show me how. Robot Boy, such a nice young man. So polite.

Q: And you are sexually active?
A: Use it or lose it, dearie.

Q: I want you but I would not know how or what to do with you.
A: Go to the library and find a book about it. I find that is the best way to learn new things if your parents did not tell you.

Q: I bet you give a good blow job?
A: Well, men like the "gumming", they call it. Just have a glass of water ready on the bed table for my teeth please.

Q: You like BBW?
A: I think big, bald women are beautiful, but they may crush my bones.

Q: Hi. Can we play?
A: A game?
Q: Yeah
A: How about cards? Do you know Gin Rummy?
Q: Cmon and accept. My cock is erect now.
A: I have to pee. Can I pee on you?
Q: Yes
A: Alrighty then.

Q: Still horny at your age?
A: Yes, when I watch Kanye West sing.

Q: Do you have Yahoo messenger?
A: Yes, but I forgot how to use it. I"ll ask my grandson.


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