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Tift
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flecti non frangi
« : February 08, 2021, 08:08:09 AM »
Original and Non-contentious Limericks only please

To be written by you, preferably anything Achat -
But anything as long as it is original and written by you -
the emphasis on you (but please, no maligning others)
and please take the next number



No.1


A horny young guy called Adi
chased after the girls like crazy
But it wasn't a tart
who stole his heart
But Iwona - who now is his Lady
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Soniaslut
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« #1 : February 08, 2021, 09:52:31 AM »
No. 2


A nymph from the Isle Of Lesbos
Has a mound where Man never goes;
And one night, for a dare,
I sneaked my way there...
Now we're frequently loving bedfellows.

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« #2 : February 08, 2021, 10:01:35 AM »
No. 3


I've a friend at achat, name of sammy,
Who was once in a bit of a jammy.
His butler, the cad,
Buggered off with his Jag
Leaving sammy at home with his Mammy.
Tift
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« #3 : February 08, 2021, 06:15:13 PM »
No.4



A juicy young strumpet called Lisa
Once straddled the tower of Pisa
With one little shove
it fit like a glove
But nobody would believe her



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« #4 : February 09, 2021, 12:03:52 PM »
No. 5


My friend BambiGurl from Switzerland
And I met one day wholly unplanned
We undressed in a field
Unto me she did yield
And her clit felt the heat of my hand
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« #5 : February 09, 2021, 02:34:27 PM »
No. 6


There was a girl named DayDrinker
Even though she was quite a thinker
A poem she once wrote
That no one would quote
Because it was a real stinker
Soniaslut
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« #6 : February 09, 2021, 04:25:21 PM »
No. 7


One evening whilst strolling in Kent
I saw feet sticking out from a tent.
I thought, “I know those feet”,
So inside I did peep.
It was Tift loitering with intent.
Tift
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« #7 : February 10, 2021, 02:02:29 AM »


No.8


She stood in a window in Night
Hoping for nice Mr Right
along came a gimp
three tarts and a pimp
But nothing to set her alight

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« #8 : February 10, 2021, 08:54:27 AM »
the subject of this limrick has no qualms about it's publication



No.9



Sonia went down to Bude
To appear on the stage in the nude
A man in the front
Shouted out cunt !
Just like that, bloody rude



« : February 10, 2021, 08:57:13 AM Tift »
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« #9 : February 10, 2021, 05:02:27 PM »
No. 10

Oh Corina, Corina
Don’t deny ‘cause I seen ya
With your legs splayed apart
On the back of his cart
Screaming out like a laughing hyena



Quote from: Tift on February 10, 2021, 08:54:27 AM
the subject of this limrick has no qualms about it's publication



  No objection at all.
Quid infantes sumus?
        xx00xx
         Sonia


No.9



Sonia went down to Bude
To appear on the stage in the nude
A man in the front
Shouted out cunt !
Just like that, bloody rude








Corina_33
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« #10 : February 10, 2021, 05:42:06 PM »
Quote from: Soniaslut on February 10, 2021, 05:02:27 PM
No. 10

Oh Corina, Corina
Don’t deny ‘cause I seen ya
With your legs splayed apart
On the back of his cart
Screaming out like a laughing hyena



Quote from: Tift on February 10, 2021, 08:54:27 AM

 ;D ;D ;D
the subject of this limrick has no qualms about it's publication



  No objection at all.
Quid infantes sumus?
        xx00xx
         Sonia


No.9



Sonia went down to Bude
To appear on the stage in the nude
A man in the front
Shouted out cunt !
Just like that, bloody rude









Corina_33
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« #11 : February 10, 2021, 05:46:16 PM »
You too must to pray in Achat Church !
Mother Corina is waiting for you both !  ;D ;D ;D
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« #12 : February 11, 2021, 08:13:14 AM »
No. 11

Corina the Mother Superior
Has a pussy shaped like a gardenia
But rather than smelling
Like she descended from heaven
It reminds one of harsh oven cleaner   
Corina_33
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« #13 : February 11, 2021, 09:14:36 AM »
Btw...it smells like jasmine ! You are free to (smell) taste it...hehehe ;D ;D ;D
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« #14 : February 12, 2021, 12:02:09 AM »


No.12



A big chubby sub called Tiffany
Gave me a sudden epiphany
It was made very clear
she was ancient, and dear
She'd claimed she was twenty, Oh Infamy !!


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