Caption Competition

[Vaughan]

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Her,  ” Every girl wants a GENTLEMAN in the streets …. but …. A Christian Grey in the sheets!”
Him, “Well I have my shades Sweetheart!”

[JessiCapri]

HIM:  “Not Tonight Darling”

Her:  Fighting off being mad at the floor for being on the floor.

[Vaughan]

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“You didnt!”  She sniffed again to be sure.
“Sorry, I blame it on the curry I had last night!  He confessed, shamelessly.

[Soniaslut]

Sonia – “Well Mummy always said it was for pooing out of, nothing else”

[Kaitlyn1989]

“Pop Up or Plug In? We got ya covered.    Want both? Ask about our combo deal.”

[JessiCapri]

I smell drama in the air

[Zuzannah]

She's saying “You Bastard you knicked all my hair removal cream”

[Tift]

                                                     

                                     “You're the one who wanted a butt plug”

[Zuzannah]

Him “Do your best Miss Piggy impersonation”

Her “HMPH”

[Zuzannah]

Him “I've told you a thousand times I'm gay, GAY, GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

Her  “Yes,  I know.  But you still won't let me peg you”

[Vaughan]

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Roll up …roll up… Prime Speciman A$50 ?  He is well trained and obedient… Anyone?…mmm   20  then?

[Kaitlyn1989]

Him… trying not to smile 

Her: doing EVERYTHING she can to hold back the urge to PEE  😮

[JessiCapri]

When he swears this is where he left the car, after a night of drinking with his mates, and it is no place in sight.

[JessiCapri]

I told you not to shave your chest hair because it would burn and itch like hell when the hair started to grow back. But would you listen to me??

[JessiCapri]

I told you to put sunscreen on but did you listen?

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