Original Limericks

[Corina_33]

No.13

New York is a quiet domain
a place to change your train
But orgies were frequent
for all us delinquents
So come on, let's do it again

Shhhhh…i have never been there..

[Tift]

            No.14

There was a fat girl called Dawn
Who was addicted to porn
She hated her hubby
'Cos he was so chubby
And all he would do was yawn

[Soniaslut]

No. 15

The last scion of the House of Targaryen
Espied Gods gathered all in their pantheon
With a wry little grimace
She cried out, “Dracarys”!
And Drogon roasted the whole Holy lot of ‘em

[Soniaslut]

No. 16

When recently shopping in Waitrose
A sweet perfume invaded my nose
I looked all around
And guess what I found?
Right behind me was Lydiarose

[loopysammy]

No. 3

I've a friend at achat, name of sammy,
Who was once in a bit of a jammy.
His butler, the cad,
Buggered off with his Jag
Leaving sammy at home with his Mammy.

I resemble that limerick, but it was a Daimler …..
His butler, son of Himmler,
Buggered off with his Daimler,
…….

[loopysammy]

No.  17

There was a young monk of Le Trappe,
Who contracted a dose of the clap,
He cried “Dominus Verbiscum”,
Oh why won't my piss come,
There's something gone wrong with my …… tap!

[Soniaslut]

No. 18

My friend here at Achat called Kelly
Has boobies that wobble like jelly
And so tight is her bum
That it sounds like a drum
When hit with my trusty shillelagh

[Tift]

            No.19

A nubile newbie called Ruby
Bought a heart-shaped pubie
She went into town
And when she bent down
Found it was stuck to her boobie

[Soniaslut]

No. 20

There are many right here at Achat
Who’re obsessed with sex and all that
At it like bunnies in heat
Till their rut is complete
I’m so glad I’m not part of all that

[Soniaslut]

No. 21

A friend I have here, name of Adi
Went a-golfing and asked me to caddy
I strained and I heaved
And I puffed and I wheezed
But I couldn’t lift Adi’s full baggy

[Soniaslut]

No. 22

For some at Achat it’s considered the norm
To fill thread after thread just chock-full of porn
They post lots of pics
Showing all kinds of tricks
But so many just brings on a yawn.

[Tift]

                No.23

There was a cheap tart called Tift
Who had a peculiar gift
for making girls happy
With her big strappie
And making poor Gentledom miffed

[Tift]

          No.25

A fit horny guy called Rock
Gave me a bit of a shock
He said he was sorry
He thought I was Torrie
As he pounded me hard with his cock

[loopysammy]

Number – 26

A strapping young lassie called Annie
Had quadraceps inside her fanny
With tendons in her anus
She circumcised poor Janus
And her vagina castrated old Sammy!

[DayDrinker]

Number – 27

I once went looking for scandal
And bumped into a fella named Randall
He was quite thick
I’m not talking his dick
It was his ignorance that I couldn’t handle

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