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  • in reply to: Pose Ideas. Golden shower #101247
    AusWoody
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      Reading this subject  brings to mind the controversy of female  “SQUIRTING,” the “NEW” phenomena racing round the world of sex sites like an out of control express train.

      Not being a woman i am unable to do any physical research personally (lol) but i have a significant amount of experience with the opposite sex, and in over 45 years of sexual activity  i have never personally found a woman that this phenomena occurs. Now I'm not calling all these liars, i believe they have swallowed the story hook line and sinker.  research has proven that :-

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      When aroused, some women may experience squirting, or a rather noticeable discharge of fluid. What it is exactly and where it comes from has been hotly debated: female ejaculation or adult bedwetting? Researchers are now saying that squirting is essentially involuntary urination.

      Female ejaculate is technically the small amount of milky white fluid that’s expressed when climaxing, New Scientist explains. Squirting, on the other hand, results in a much larger gush of a clear fluid, which comes from the urethra, the duct where urine is conveyed from the bladder. The findings, which combine biochemical analyses with pelvic ultrasounds, were published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine on Christmas Eve.

      A French team led by Samuel Salama from Hopital Privé de Parly II recruited seven healthy women—who’ve reported recurrent and massive fluid emission (enough to fill a cup) during sexual stimulation—to undergo “provoked sexual arousal.” The team conducted pelvic ultrasound scans after urination and during sexual excitation just before and after the squirting event.

      All of the women had empty bladders before sexual excitation, however, urine collected just before squirting showed that the bladder was filling up. Urine sampled after squirting revealed that the bladder had been emptied again, revealing the origin of the squirted liquid.
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      from I Fucking Love Sciencew Website
      http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/women-squirting-during-sex-may-actually-be-peeing

      in fact the shock jock Stern had a porn star  who purported to be  a “squirter” in his studio and she masturbated to orgasm and Squirted into a container and it was analysed to be urine.

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      My best friend regularly obsesses about her boyfriend's ex-girlfriend, who was a “squirter,” and therefore the real-life incarnate of many men's fantasy partner. Porn has encouraged men to believe that when they've truly rocked a woman's body, it starts doing an impression of the Bellagio Fountain in the second-to-last scene of Ocean's Eleven.

      The average woman, myself included, doesn't know whether squirting is real or fake beyond your standard urban legends, like, “Ashley's friend's ex's friend's aunt's babysitter's college roommate squirts,” which does not count. So, like the installment in the classic girl's mystery series entitled Nancy Drew and the Case Of Projectile Vaginal Excretions, I sleuthed with the help of a number of experts in order to solve the mystery. Ian Kerner, sexual health expert and The New York Times bestselling author of She Comes First: The Thinking Man's Guide to Pleasuring a Woman,] says that involuntary squirting is the Loch Ness Monster of sex. In other words, an unverifiable legend.
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      from cosmopolitans web site
      http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/a5085/squirting-sex-realness/

      i would love to hear both the pros and cons  from members on their experiences in this matter :) of course in the interest of better sex  ;)

      Girls  i just want to say this tho:-  Dont feel inadequate if your not a squirter, best case scenario  if squirting is REALLY occurring  it is in less than 5% of  active females  by the best statistiocs available

      in reply to: D. – Collecting ideas for new rooms #81683
      AusWoody
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        realistic

        adjective

        having or showing a sensible and practical idea of what can be achieved or expected.
        “I thought we had a realistic chance of winning”

        synonyms: practical, pragmatic, matter-of-fact, down-to-earth, sensible, commonsensical;

        antonyms: unrealistic, idealistic, impracticable

        in reply to: Funny Valentine poems #144735
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          hmmmm set a huge task

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          in reply to: Funny Finds #22745
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            Ya just have to love Benny Hill :)

            in reply to: Forum Game: Yes or No #105303
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              yes, but if wishes were horses  Beggars would ride……..

              next to post wishes the drama's are behind them  and plain sailing into the future….

              in reply to: Forum Game. That awkward moment when… #137870
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                has everyone  forgotten the basic principle of this game?

                not naming any names tho

                im no expert  but  are youi not suposed to finish the awkward moment of the person before  and leave an unfinished one  fro the next person???

                Example:-

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                ..and your stomach growls louder than the music playing in the background.

                awkward moment when you get to the register and….
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                you find your credit card is maxed ALL OF THEM!!!!!………

                That awkward moment at the stop light  beside another revhead and……………..

                in reply to: DutchSlutty. Introduction #144727
                AusWoody
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                  G'day Dutch

                  Welcome to the forum.
                  People are friendly here I hope you find  as many good friends as I have.

                  We also have an open chat room where a lot of the members hang out and  chat.

                  Here's a bit more about it.

                  Forum Home Page > Organizations & Events > Groups & Families > Achat Town Square
                  https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,3031.0.html

                  Feel free to drop in and  get to know  some of us :)  Same TOS  as Achat.  You would be made welcome.

                  The Square
                  achatsquare.chattango.com

                  Look forward to seeing you there.

                  Oh, the bar is open  and the chef  will feed you :)

                  in reply to: Talented Writers in Achat’s Forum – you betch ya! :) #100553
                  AusWoody
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                    Great Job  JayC

                    soon we will own literotica  :)

                    in reply to: Talented Writers in Achat’s Forum – you betch ya! :) #100551
                    AusWoody
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                      you all know me  im not gunna pretend to be  modest

                      Thank you all for your support and  kind words
                      and special thanks to my dear  sweetheart and editor
                      Brandy  my special lady  love you

                      in reply to: Forum Game: The next one posting…. #120284
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                        Yes its me  one of the literocracy  hehe

                        i blame iot on Brandyu  she made me do it  :)

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                        next will be a budding writer  Leigh Deah

                        you go girl

                        in reply to: Forum Game: The next one posting…. #120270
                        AusWoody
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                          Nah just me 

                          Gday Blue  hugs and kissesw

                          im guessing  next is Brandy  queen of my heart

                          in reply to: Talented Writers in Achat’s Forum – you betch ya! :) #100548
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                            Thank you all,  if it wasn't for Brandy i still be writing in my closet.

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                            So Brandy you are special to me  and thank you for all your support and encouragement

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                            NOT to mention the hours you slaved  editing my crap english  :)

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                            Hugs and kisses  My love  thank you so much

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                            in reply to: Sam_Hawke. Howdy Y’all. #144683
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                              G'day Sam,

                              Welcome to the forum.
                              People are friendly here I hope you find  as many good friends as I have.

                              We also have an open chat room where a lot of the members hang out and  chat.

                              Here's a bit more about it.

                              Forum Home Page > Organizations & Events > Groups & Families > Achat Town Square
                              https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,3031.0.html

                              Feel free to drop in and  get to know  some of us :)  Same TOS  as Achat.  You would be made welcome.

                              The Square
                              achatsquare.chattango.com

                              Look forward to seeing you there.

                              Oh, the bar is open  and the chef  will feed you :)

                              in reply to: Current Birthdays #73680
                              AusWoody
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                                Happy Birthday
                                TangoRacer
                                buy yourself something nice

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                                in reply to: EROTIC STORY CONTEST 8 – O.T. #140367
                                AusWoody
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                                  Congratulations  to 
                                  JayC on placing First (the cheque is in the mail)

                                  Tango on placing Second

                                  And

                                  Andrea on placing Third

                                  and to all others who entered  Well done all
                                  special mention to Stone well done for thinking outside the box :)
                                  i expect great things from you now :)

                                  Thank you Andrea  for your Kind Words Hugs and klisses

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