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WHAT!!   WAIT!!!  me again?
oh well im here now

Wishing all my friends and forum members

  A HAPPY NEW YEAR

next up is the girl of my dreams  ……………  BrandyBee  Queen of The Forum

[AusWoody]

firemen find women hot and leave them wet

[AusWoody]

lol it helps you sort the idiots from the good blokes ?

[AusWoody]

Sung to

Smokie – Living Next Door To Alice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RsrYZ2PA3U

They came down from Meekatharra
In a burned-out blue FJ
That farted and just shit itself in Jutland Parade
Right next door to Bondy's
When the smoke had cleared a voice said:
'Eh .. this place look all right
We'll tell the government it's a sacred site
Dead fuckin' easy'

'Good day Mr Alan Bond, how you goin' bloke?
Hey, I'm your brand-new neighbour … hey, mate you got a smoke?
And I think I'm gonna like it here
Livin' next door to Alan'

Twenty-four kids, 9 adults and 15 dogs
A dead roo on the roof rack and a boot load full of grog
'And I'm flash as Michael Jackson now I'm
Livin' next door to Alan'

'The first thing that we gott a do is get another car
'Cause the one sittin' out the front won't even fuckin' start
We'll call that bloke again from the government
He's all right, eh?'

So they called the bloke in charge of all the government grants
And the next day in the driveway was a new Mercedes Benz
'Eh, come 'n' have a look at this one, Edwin
This one's got a wireless … look at this, eh'

'Good day Mr Alan Bond, how you goin' mate?
You got a real flash car, but my one's flash one, eh
And I believe that my one's faster than yours, Mr Bond
'Cause mine's a red one'

Twenty-four kids, 9 adults and 15 dogs
All squeezed in the front seat with the wireless turned full on
Listenin' to Slim Dusty now they're
Livin' next door to Alan

So Bondy called Ben Lexcen and said:
'I want another yacht, twice as big
And twice as fast as what I already got
That'll fuck 'em'

So his neighbours called some welfare mob, not to be outdone
And got the HMAS Melbourne on some sorta government loan
Got me knackered — they just said they wanted to
Go fishin' for yabbies in the river

'Good day Mr Alan Bond, how you goin' mate?
You got a real flash boat, but my one's flash one, eh?
And I think I'm gonna put him in the river
Next door to Alan's

Fifteen dogs, 9 adults, two dozen screaming kids
With lines strung from the flight deck, tryin' to catch some squid
Swimmin', fishin', pissin' in the river
Next door to Alan

So Bondy threw a party,
The likes you've never seen
And invited everybody from the Premier to the Queen —
And the Leyland Brothers

So his neighbours baked bungarra on a barbie on the lawn
And invited all their relatives from Meekatharra to come down
'Hey, Edwin, don't you forget to bring a big flagon of woobla
There's a party on at my 'ouse!'

'I don't know why he's leavin', or where he's gonna go
He says he's got his reasons and I reckon that I know
He just never got used to
Livin' next door to Abos'

'He's jumpin' up and down and he's makin' such a fuss
At least we don't got fuckin' coons livin' next door to us!
Now we gotta get used to not
Livin' next door to Alan

Now we gotta get used to not
Livin' next door to Alan

[AusWoody]

SANTA CATERINA  /ITA  SLALOM – Men
WEDNESDAY JAN 06th   14:30 GMT(scheduled time for Zagreb)

ZAGREB/ CRO SLALOM – MEN due to lack of snow rescheduled in Santa Caterina /ITA

ALPINE SKIING SWEEPER UPDATE

01	Maron211177
02	TonyG
03	Brandybee
04	AusWoody
05	Tangoracer
06	Jingerbird
07	Foxman57
08	Skydance
09	Nat33
10	Vaughan
11	Jayc
12	Stone
13	FoxyRoxy
14	Lover
15	MidniteRaven
16	DIRKDARRING1
17	your name here
18	your name here
19	your name here
20	your name here
21	your name here
22	your name here
23	your name here
24	your name here
25	your name here

16 of 25 slots have been filled
Stake Collected 800 Achat Dollars

NOTE:: Prizes are dependant n the number of entries we aim for 26 subscribers

Live random Racer draw and Race at …..
http://achatsquare.chatango.com
Its all good fun & a great way to meet & make new friends
Keep an eye on this topic for details  

GOOD LUCK and THANK YOU to all the players

IMPORTANT NOTE …. PLEASE SEND YOUR ENTRY GIFT TO Osiris_Forum

[AusWoody]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIILLAS

[AusWoody]

SANTA CATERINA  /ITA  DOWNHILL – Men
TUESDAY 29th DEC   12:45 GMT

ALPINE SKIING SWEEPER UPDATE

01	Maron211177
02	TonyG
03	Jayc
04	Stone
05	Icebox
06	Lover
07	Foxyroxxy
08	Brandybee
09	Auswoody
10	MidniteRaven
11	DirkDarring2
12	Skydance
13	Foxman57
14	Vaughan
15	Peeka
16	Nat33
17	Jaynie
18	Lorenzo
19	Mad_Sex
20	Blayne
21	your name here

20 of 25 slots have been filled
Stake Collected 1000 Achat Dollars

Live random Racer draw and Race at …..
http://achatsquare.chatango.com
Its all good fun & a great way to meet & make new friends
Keep an eye on this topic for details  

GOOD LUCK and THANK YOU to all the players

IMPORTANT NOTE …. PLEASE SEND YOUR ENTRY GIFT TO Osiris_Forum

[AusWoody]

Definitely NO panties

public or private sex

[AusWoody]

nope not Skydance  just a downunder bikie

Maybe next is the queen of forum Brandybee 

[AusWoody]

Woody, I accept, but if the Giants win you must wear Giants blue and your tagline will read: The NY Giants have stomped my puny vikings.

You Sir have a wager – Spit Shake

[AusWoody]

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Santa Claus

[AusWoody]

To all Bikies and  friends of Bikies

A Merry Christmas to all

[AusWoody]

I'm here with the spirits  for the talent show

next to post wants to showcase their talent

[AusWoody]

SANTA CATERINA  /ITA  DOWNHILL – Men
TUESDAY 29th DEC   12:45 GMT

ALPINE SKIING SWEEPER UPDATE

01	Maron211177
02	TonyG
03	Jayc
04	Stone
05	Icebox
06	Lover
07	Foxyroxxy
08	Brandybee
09	Auswoody
10	MidniteRaven
11	DirkDarring2
12	Skydance
13	Foxman57
14	Vaughan
15	Peeka
16	Nat33
17	Jaynie
18	lorenzo
19	your name here
20	your name here
21	your name here

18 of 25 slots have been filled
Stake Collected 900 Achat Dollars

Live random Racer draw and Race at …..
http://achatsquare.chatango.com
Its all good fun & a great way to meet & make new friends
Keep an eye on this topic for details  

GOOD LUCK and THANK YOU to all the players

IMPORTANT NOTE …. PLEASE SEND YOUR ENTRY GIFT TO Osiris_Forum

[AusWoody]

SANTA CATERINA  /ITA  DOWNHILL – Men
TUESDAY 29th DEC   12:45 GMT

ALPINE SKIING SWEEPER UPDATE

01	Maron211177
02	TonyG
03	Jayc
04	Stone
05	Icebox
06	Lover
07	Foxyroxxy
08	Brandybee
09	Auswoody
10	MidniteRaven
11	DirkDarring2
12	Skydance
13	Foxman57
14	Vaughan
15	Peeka
16	Nat33
17	Jaynie
18	your name here
19	your name here
20	your name here
21	your name here

17 of 25 slots have been filled
Stake Collected 850 Achat Dollars

Live random Racer draw and Race at …..
http://achatsquare.chatango.com
Its all good fun & a great way to meet & make new friends
Keep an eye on this topic for details  

GOOD LUCK and THANK YOU to all the players

IMPORTANT NOTE …. PLEASE SEND YOUR ENTRY GIFT TO Osiris_Forum

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