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ABU DHABI Formula One Results

POS.	DRIVER	COUNTRY	TEAM	TIME	POINTS
1	NICO ROSBERG	GER	MERCEDES	1:38:30.175	25
2	LEWIS HAMILTON	GBR	MERCEDES	+8.271s	18
3	KIMI RÄIKKÖNEN	FIN	FERRARI	+19.430s	15
4	SEBASTIAN VETTEL	GER	FERRARI	43.735s	12
5	SERGIO PEREZ	MEX	FORCEINDIA	+63.952s	10
6	DANIEL RICCIARDO	AUS	RED BULL RACING	+65.010s	8
7	NICO HULKENBERG	GER	FORCE INDIA	+93.618s	6
8	FELIPE MASSA	BRA	WILLIAMS	+97.751s	4
9	ROMAIN GROSJEAN	FRA	LOTUS	+98.201s	2
10	DANIIL KVYAT	RUS	RED BULL RACING	+102.371s	1
11	CARLOS SAINZ	ESP	TORO ROSSO	+103.525s	0
12	JENSON BUTTON	GBR	MCLAREN	+1 lap	0
13	VALTTERI BOTTAS	FIN	WILLIAMS	+1 lap	0
14	MARCUS ERICSSON	SWE	SAUBER	+1 lap	0
15	FELIPE NASR	BRA	SAUBER	+1 lap	0
16	MAX  VERSTAPPEN	NED	TOROROSSO	+1 lap	0
17	FERNANDO ALONSO	ESP	MCLAREN	+2 laps	0
18	WILL STEVENS	GBR	MARUSSIA	+2 laps	0
19	ROBERTO MERHI	ESP	MARUSSIA	+2 laps	0
NC	PASTOR MALDONADO	VEN	LOTUS	DNF	0

The PRIZE A$ For the ABU DHABI GRAND PRIX SWEEP  is

1st  =   1000 Achat Dollars – NICO ROSBERG –  Martinus
2nd =    600 Achat Dollars – LEWIS HAMILTON – Sexilicious
3rd =    400 Achat Dollars – KIMI RÄIKKÖNEN – JayC

Pole position =  200 Achat Dollars – NICO ROSBERG –  Martinus

Congratulations to all our winners

prizes will be awarded once results are official

ABU DHABI F1 GRAND PRIX TIPPING RESULTS

Players	Total	Driver	Score	Total
Sam_Hawke	438	Lewis Hamilton	18	456
Sexilicious	438	Lewis Hamilton	18	456
Tangoracer	438	Lewis Hamilton	18	456
BrandyBee	418	Nico Roseberg	35	453
Tonyg	406	Nico Rosberg	35	441
Stone	394	Nico Rosberg	35	429
Tommy_72	410	Lewis Hamilton	18	428
Auswoody	368	Nico Rosberg	35	403
Maron211177	339	Nico Rosberg	35	374
Jormungandr	324	Nico Rosberg	35	359
Jayc	302	Nico Rosberg	35	337
Covems	261	Sebastian Vettel	12	273
LovingSir	245	Sebastian Vettel	12	257

Pole –  Nico Rosberg +10 pts

The following prizes will be awarded to the winners of the tipping sweep

1st  =   700 Achat Dollars – Sam_Hawke, Sexilicious, Tangoracer
2nd =    600 Achat Dollars -BrandyBee
3rd =    300 Achat Dollars – TonyG

Congratulations to all winners  runner ups and all players

SEE YOU ALL NEXT SEASON

Merry Xmas to all from the F1 management team

[AusWoody]

The Winners
Special thanks to Organisers and  Sponsors

[AusWoody]

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How did we survive?

• It really makes you think – especially since many children today are wrapped in cotton wool
  and we were free to run around and have fun!
  
• Our sandwiches contained leftover roast chicken; we didn’t have fridges in classrooms
  or ice bricks in our lunch boxes, but we didn’t get food poisoning.
• We rode bikes without helmets or adult supervision or bike paths
  but we mostly just ended up with scarred knees.
• Our mothers wiped our faces with spit on a hanky not an antibacterial wipe.
• Tuckshop was sausage rolls and cream donuts but kids were wiry and fast.
• Our parents rarely knew our teachers’ names, let alone their NAPLAN prep strategy.
• When our teachers would whack us, we wouldn’t tell our parents for fear
  of getting punished again, so we avoided trouble in the first place.
• What was said on the playground stayed on the playground.
• We went on camps and excursions without 18 forms to be signed and witnessed.
• As toddlers, we rode in supermarket trolleys without padded trolley liner thingys.
• Angry teachers were treated with caution. We just prayed for a nice one next year.
• Weekends were about our parents’ social lives. As kids,
  we played Murder in the Dark while parents talked with their friends and forgot we existed.
• Generally, we went to the closest school, not the best one.
• We got ourselves to Saturday sport and told tall tales about how the win was won.
• Helping with the washing up was as important as homework.
• When a kid was injured, people felt sorry for her parents.
  They didn’t ask what the hell were they thinking letting her climb that tree anyway.
• Cubby houses were built by kids not bought from Toys R Us.
• If you did badly in a test, you got a talking to, not a cuddle.
• A pocket-knife was a perfectly acceptable gift for a 10-year-old.
• If anyone got air conditioning in their bedroom, it was mum and dad.
• Family holidays came before kids’ sporting schedules.
• A teacher could put mercurochrome on a scraped knee without obtaining
  our parents’ permission and completing an ‘incident report’.
• A playdate was walking to a friend’s house, ringing the doorbell and saying,
  ‘Can Cathy come and play?’
• You could offer your friend a bite of your hot dog.
• If the bus driver yelled at you, the bus driver didn’t get in trouble, you did.
• If you didn’t make a team, you tried harder or tried something else.
• Pass the parcel had one winner.
• There was one kind of milk. It was full cream and it was delicious.
• Meat was bought at the butcher, and was packed without a use-by date.
  Our parents used their noses to tell if the mince was off.
• Getting one present on your Christmas wish list was good result.
• Drives of longer than an hour happened without supplies of rice crackers and juice.
• Going to the shops/church/the nursing home to visit Nan was boring as hell
  but could be endured without an iPad.
• School holidays were about not being at school,
  not soccer workshops, art classes and pony camp.
• Being tired was no excuse for being rude.
• You had to do something great to get a ‘student of the week’ award.
  Not just show up at school!

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Did these make you laugh and remember?

[AusWoody]

ABU DHABI F1 GRAND PRIX TIPPING

Players	Total	Driver	Score	Total
Sam_Hawke	438	Lewis Hamilton
Sexilicious	438	Lewis Hamilton
Tangoracer	438	Lewis Hamilton
BrandyBee	418	Nico Roseberg
Tommy_72	410	Lewis Hamilton
Tonyg	406	Nico Rosberg
Stone	394	Nico Rosberg
Auswoody	368	Nico Rosberg
Maron211177	339	Nico Rosberg
Jayc	302	Nico Rosberg
Jormungandr	324	Nico Rosberg
Covems	261	Sebastian Vettel
LovingSir	245	Sebastian Vettel

Pole –  ????????? +10 pts

[AusWoody]

Just me the downunder bikie
late as usual  lol

next to post will be a new face from the square  ………………………….  maybe Jenny Real

[AusWoody]

G'day Entrants,
in association with the forum lottery sweepstake the Achat Square offers the following service

Quick Pick service to select your lottery numbers.

the code to type into the square chat is ' #tickets  X'  (X = number of tickets you wantr  from 1 to 5)

example    #tickets 3  gives three sets  of 6 numbers

you will need to coppy and paste those numbers into a pm to Lover and Brandybee and gift Pythia the entry fee  A$  10 per  game

The Square staff wishes all entrant good luck

[AusWoody]

SUNDAY Nov. 29 2015

Minnesota Vikings Auswoody   at    Atlanta Falcons T. Brandybee

Yes, the above match.
You are a terror !   The pity points say 2 on the point sheet and you asked for 4. That's double of 2 – Tut tut.

see –   11/29 1:00 ET   At Atlanta   -2   Minnesota

For your cheek, I will give you 1 point head start.   Thats half of 2 !   LOL.  Maybe next time… you will learn to be fair.

Once the point is agreed, you have a bet AusWoody.

hey it was you who challenged me remmy??
i accept the 2 points

[AusWoody]

Ahhhh well i offer this inspiration to0 all Achatters

https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,3904.msg140296.html

next to post is a ………………. gym rat 

[AusWoody]

[AusWoody]

Seeing as we are playing unadopted teams  AUSWOODY…  and Falcons are a bird like the Ravens…

Would you like a wager ?

SUNDAY Nov. 29 2015

Minnesota Vikings Auswoody   at    Atlanta Falcons T. Brandybee

When I win, you look so adorable in pink, I'd like you to wear it for another week.

Banner :    Brandybee likes me in adorable PINK. I'm so cute !

OK i will accept your challenge!!!  with my 4 pity points of course
i assume we are betting on Minnesota Vikings Auswoody at Atlanta Falcons

but when you LOSE again you will wear
the scream mask and
the std sally shortcake  ensemble
with green stockings  and yellow shoes

and your banner will read –

I am queen of FORUM but serve only AusWoody

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Brace yourself Baby here comes the Victorious Vikings

[AusWoody]

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its just me, sitting down to a late  breakfast

Next to post is BrandyBee helping herself to my breakfast

[AusWoody]

welcome back Anni, glad you're feeling  better

[AusWoody]

Is it me or do Bikes make everyone look sexier  YES

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