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  • in reply to: Forum Game: The next one posting…. #121091
    AusWoody
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      if i waited till i won five tables, i would never post again lol

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      next to post is ……… Jessie1990 the newest member of the square

      AusWoody
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        Please Achat, can you fix Poker to choose your room.   1, 2, 3 or random room. 

        I was spending a pleasant evening with my lover and friends playing poker,  got booted and ended up being sent to another room. This kept on happening and is really, really,  really FRUSTRATING.

        This is coupled with the fact, you lose you get booted out, you win over 5,000, you get booted out.
        And the whole damn  search for the room starts again.  You end up playing musical chairs in the other rooms and sometimes even get cards dished out to you. 

        Can you up the winning boot to about 25,000?
        Can you allow us to choose our room?
        Can you change the Poker Room busy colour in the Achat Game to anything but Yellow?  Blue or Purple perhaps?

        Thank you.

        ( PS   Please check you PM's,  Poker isn't the only thing I'm frustrated about ….   Jeeze I need to get laid, ease the tension LOL )

        i can help with the last  problem sweetheart ;)

        in reply to: Music Association Game #34013
        AusWoody
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          Dire Straits – Money For Nothing

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwDDswGsJ60

          in reply to: Forum Game: The next one posting…. #121075
          AusWoody
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            Better late than Never  The Wiz is Back

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            is that a buzz i hear?  next to post is tjhe Queen Bee herself been a while since she posted

            in reply to: Forum Game: What If I give you? #131130
            AusWoody
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              I would become an Orca,
              oceans apex predator, strong family ties, intelligent, has recreational sex and can be taught

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              what if i gave you a 59ft yacht

              in reply to: F1. Grand Prix Sweeps. 2015 Season. #145294
              AusWoody
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                LIVE DRAW RESULTS
                Formula One
                Austrian Grand Prix


                1. AusWoody –> CARLOS SAINZ
                2. Sam_Hawke –> LEWIS HAMILTON
                3. Zer0g –> FELIPE MASSA
                4. Nat33 –> JENSON BUTTON
                5. cogbill –> ROMAIN GROSJEAN
                6. Hungrybearr –> SEBASTIAN VETTEL
                7. Tangoracer –> FELIPE NASR
                8. Brandybee –> NICO ROSBERG
                9. jvhelvis1979 –> DANIEL RICCIARDO
                10. mrsexlover –> WILL STEVENS
                11. Jayc –> DANIIL KVYAT
                12. jingerbird –> MAX VERSTAPPEN
                13. maron211177 –> MARCUS ERICSSON
                14. Jaynie –> ROBERTO MERHI
                15. Stone –> VALTTERI BOTTAS
                16. Jessie1990 –> SERGIO PEREZ
                17. Tonyg –> KIMI RÄIKKÖNEN
                18. Covems –> PASTOR MALDONADO
                19. Sexilicious –> FERNANDO ALONSO
                20. Amethyst –> NICO HULKENBERG

                Congratulations and Good Luck to all players,

                Thanks to all Players, Attendees and Square Staff  for another  successful live draw event

                in reply to: Current Birthdays #73833
                AusWoody
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                  Happy Birthday MsDevious


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                  wishing you a great year and  all your dreams become reality

                  in reply to: Music Association Game #33877
                  AusWoody
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                    Whitesnake – Stormbringer  
                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk9wWj8Wh30
                    in reply to: Funny Finds #22985
                    AusWoody
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                      in reply to: Ek4eva. HI new to forum #149181
                      AusWoody
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                        G'day  Ek4ever,

                        Welcome to the forum.
                        People are friendly here I hope you find  as many good friends as I have.

                        We also have an open chat room where a lot of the members hang out and  chat.

                        Here's a bit more about it.

                        Forum Home Page > Organizations & Events > Groups & Families > Achat Town Square
                        https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,3031.0.html

                        Feel free to drop in and  get to know  some of us :)  Same TOS  as Achat.  You would be made welcome.

                        The Square
                        achatsquare.chatango.com

                        Look forward to seeing you there.

                        Oh, the bar is open  and the chef  will feed you :)

                        in reply to: The Achat Bar & Grill . ( AB&G ) #68244
                        AusWoody
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                          The catcalls cheers and clapping died down to a low murmur, the click oh heavy heels  walking across the wooden floor filled the silence as the heavy set bikie moved to the bar.

                          “G'Day Joe, Bundy and beer chaser please ;)” he drawled to the old barman.

                          “Coming up  Woody” he responded  “what's the paperwork?”

                          “Just a song I wrote for the contest, BrandyBee made me do it, I no longer resist because she dont give up till I give in, LOL”

                          The Bikie was dressed in a clean pair of black jeans  black denim shirt and of course his leather vest, and  a new pair of red and black cowboy boots, downing the bundy  he took the beer  and headed for that stage. With a quick word to the band he turns to the microphone stand, tapping it  murmuring “is this thing on?”

                          “Ladies and Gentlemen, guests  and the rest of you, I going to sing this song for the contest, so keep the noise to a low rumble  and I wont take too much of your  drinking time” he quipped  with a smile.
                          “Hit it boys”

                          “The Gambler”  Kenny Rogers. 
                          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X7Sx62plCw

                          On a warm summer's evenin,
                          In the sexy aChat poker room
                          Where I met up with an old man.
                          Quite a lover of cards and dice
                          He had whores and he had ladies,
                          He made love and he made babies
                          He could tell some damn good stories
                          And give some good advice

                          He said, “Son, I've made a life
                          Out of readin' people's faces
                          Knowin' what the cards were
                          By the way they held their eyes
                          So if you don't mind me sayin'
                          I can see you're out of aces
                          For a taste of your whiskey
                          I'll give you some advice”

                          So I handed him my bottle
                          And he drank down my last swallow
                          Then he bummed a cigarette
                          And asked me for a light
                          And the night got deathly quiet
                          And his faced lost all expression
                          He said, “If you're gonna play the game, boy
                          You gotta treat the ladies right

                          You gotta learn how to pick 'em son,
                          Learn how to lick 'em son,
                          Learn how to stick 'em son,
                          between their thighs.
                          You gotta try not to cheat 'em  much,
                          Teach 'em too suck and such,
                          Learn to love and,
                          Try not to feed 'em
                          Too much bullshit and lies.

                          Now, every shagger knows
                          That the secret to survivin'
                          Is knowin' what to push away
                          And knowin' what to keep
                          'Cause every touch’s a winner
                          And every touch's a loser
                          And the best that you can strive for
                          Is she climax’s till she sleeps”

                          And when he finished speakin'
                          He turned back toward the window
                          Crushed out his cigarette
                          And faded off to sleep
                          And somewhere in the darkness
                          The shagger, he broke even
                          And in his final words
                          I found an ace that I could keep

                          You gotta learn how to pick 'em son,
                          Learn how to lick 'em son,
                          Learn how to stick 'em son,
                          between their thighs.
                          You gotta try not to cheat 'em  much,
                          Teach 'em too suck and such,
                          Learn to love and,
                          Try not to feed 'em
                          Too much bullshit and lies.

                          You gotta learn how to pick 'em son,
                          Learn how to lick 'em son,
                          Learn how to stick 'em son,
                          between their thighs.
                          You gotta try not to cheat 'em  much,
                          Teach 'em too suck and such,
                          Learn to love and,
                          Try not to feed 'em
                          Too much bullshit and lies.

                          You gotta learn how to pick 'em son,
                          Learn how to lick 'em son,
                          Learn how to stick 'em son,
                          between their thighs.
                          You gotta try not to cheat 'em  much,
                          Teach 'em too suck and such,
                          Learn to love and,
                          Try not to feed 'em
                          Too much bullshit and lies.

                          You gotta learn how to pick 'em son,
                          Learn how to lick 'em son,
                          Learn how to stick 'em son,
                          between their thighs.
                          You gotta try not to cheat 'em  much,
                          Teach 'em too suck and such,
                          Learn to love and,
                          Try not to feed 'em
                          Too much bullshit and lies.

                          in reply to: Current Birthdays #73826
                          AusWoody
                          Participant


                            Happy Birthday Martin :)

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                            the top was to give you a heart attack, this one is to cure all your ills

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                            Wish you many more

                            in reply to: Forum Game: …OR..? #129603
                            AusWoody
                            Participant


                              Can't i have both?

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                              100's of acquaintances or a few real friends

                              in reply to: Forum Game: The next one posting…. #121046
                              AusWoody
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                                I come from a land down under
                                where women cum and men chunder

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                                next to post is …….. Queen of all she surveys

                                in reply to: Forum Game: …OR..? #129627
                                AusWoody
                                Participant


                                  Drums, the drummer always gets the best girls ;)

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                                  slow comfortable screw or knee trembler?

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