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EROTIC STORY CONTEST 7 – JOURNEY IS NOW CLOSED.
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EROTIC STORY CONTEST 7 – JOURNEY IS NOW CLOSED.
Without further ado, Here are the authors of the stories entered in this contest.
Special Thanks to mrsexlover for the design of this fabulous poster :-* :-* :-*
Achat has been informed and prizes and entry awards will be allocated to your accounts in due course
Thank you everyone for entering and taking part and for all our readers who took the trouble to read and vote for their favourite story. Your continued support is always appreciated :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Congratulations to the winner JAYC and runner up AUSWOODY . Well done to you both and I hope you enter future contests
EROTIC STORY CONTEST 7 – JOURNEY IS NOW CLOSED.
Without further ado, Here are the authors of the stories entered in this contest.
Special Thanks to mrsexlover for the design of this fabulous poster :-* :-* :-*
Achat has been informed and prizes and entry awards will be allocated to your accounts in due course
Thank you everyone for entering and taking part and for all our readers who took the trouble to read and vote for their favourite story. Your continued support is always appreciated :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Congratulations to the winner JAYC and runner up AUSWOODY . Well done to you both and I hope you enter future contests
Hi Salma,
I'm not sure how you define best and in what way.
Best friend, Best lover, Best lay, Best numbskull ,
The variations are too vast. And then what of the results, will the best lover get an oversized head, will the best numbskull fall into depths of despair.
I know I make the best noise cus HB told me
I also know the best people are in Forum, so I don't think it really matters if you are male, female or shemale. It's just about being the best person you can be but even that person can wobble sometimes.
Lets just party and enjoy… now I know there's some bourbon and bicardi round here somewhere.
Cheers
I would, but Stone definitely needs her beauty sleep
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Next one is going to find proof Ellie – The monster of Lake Crystal exists
“Aha, There’s the bulldozer” I tell the dwarfs as I pull into the driveway. It’s parked outside all yellow and bright. I feel quite excited.
“Ok guys, I just need a bit of a practice run first. I’ve never driven one before” It seemed bigger now as I get closer.
The dwarfs sit on the fence looking bemused. Suddenly I feel a little self conscious as I climb up on it.
I sit in the seat and feel 7 pairs of eyes on me. I take a deep breath and turn the key. It bursts into life. So far so good.
I press the pedals and throw it into gear. It’s a bit stiff but seems ok. I push a button and the bucket moves down.
I start it to go forward, it kangeroos a little but settles again much to my relief and I try and remember if the bucket should be up or down.
I move the bull dozer on to the grassland by the lake. It’s clear, long and perfect to drive up and down.
It ambles forwards and I shift gears. Then … something goes wrong! I press a button and the bucket keeps going up and down. I panic and try to stop it and accidently shift it into the next speed, it’s not too fast but would hurt if I had cause to jump off. It was a steady but determined pace.
The dwarfs are standing on the fence, stretching their necks wondering what the hell I was doing!
“O oh” Doc says trying not to laugh, then looks alarmed as I manage to turn it and head straight for them.
They scatter in a starburst as I knock into the fence they are on. The fence gets flattened, as does the cabin sign “Moose Lodge” and I head on, rambling on target for my truck! Unfortunately. The see-sawing bucket obscures my view!
“Oops” I manage to turn it, fighting with the steering wheel but I glance off my truck toppling it into the ditch!
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“Damn and blast” I cuss, turning the steering wheel some more and heading back onto the grassland.
A wasp suddenly decides to enter the cab and I swat at it and scream my annoyance when I loose the steering wheel. It buzzes round my head and lands on the steering wheel and looks at me evilly.
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“This is not going well” I scream at the wasp, “I’d leave if I was you” trying to scare it off. But it just sits there buzzing its tail.
Meanwhile, Coves is in the shower and is just switching the water off when he hears my stricken shout.
Never one to leave a lady in distress, he grabs his muddy cowboy hat and high tails it outside, naked as the day he was born, except for the hat of course. He stands on the porch in disbelief.
He sees a runaway bulldozer and a panicking red head waving her arms wildly around.
He grabs his lasso and shouts “Put it in neutral”
I hear his shout and look over. “Covems you’re naked! I can’t hear you” still waving erratically. The noise of the bull dozer drowns his voice out.
The bull dozer carries on and I try and swat the stubborn wasp again off the steering wheel.
Next I feel something whiz by my face and see it’s a rope neatly landing on the gear stick pulling it into neutral and then a naked cowboy, smelling delightfully of brut shower gel crowding into the cabin and turning the key to off.
The bulldozer rumbles to a stop. He leans over and pulls the hand brake on.
“Are you ok Miss Brandy?” Covems asks.
“I had it under control” I mumble a little embarrassed by the whole episode and very aware that I was sitting down and he was standing and a certain part of his anatomy was near my ear.
The wasp then conveniently decides to fly off through the opposite window.
Coves jumps out the cab and I get out after him.
His eye is still showing the bruise I’d given him and being a red blooded female, the temptation is too much not to check him out. I look down. Bad Brandy.
He was … OMG IMPRESSIVE!!!
“Wow, You are so not like a straw that’s for sure” I mumble.
“What? Did you hit your head Miss Brandy?” He moves towards me to check for bumps.
“No. No I’m fine” I quickly assure him, flat hands raised to stop his approach. “And go put some clothes on before you catch your death”
Coves chuckles as I stomp off towards the cabin. “You’re very welcome Miss Brandy” he chortles at my retreating back.
He looks at the keys in his hand and then at the Bull Dozer. “Wonder what she wanted to do with that?”
I return to the dwarfs who are laughing their heads off. “Ok guys, funny, funny. I’d appreciate it if you would get my truck out the ditch and collect all the fencing up for firewood.”
I pick up the broken sign. It's the name of my cabin “Moose Lodge” and look at it sadly.
“Don’t worry Miss Brandy, I’ll make you a new one” Dopey promises.
“You hired a bulldozer to knock your fencing down?” Doc asks incredulous.
“Yes! … No. I was going to flatten my cabin but I changed my mind” I mutter, looking up at my beloved home.
“Why would you want to do that?” Bashful blushes.
“Change my mind? Why, It’s a woman’s prerogative of course” I grin and go inside to get some rope, and fix up donuts and drinks for the thirsty work ahead of them.
“I’ll never understand women” Sleepy yawns
“I don’t think we’re supposed to” Grumpy agrees.
I return with the goodies and Happy pipes up, his mouth full of donut, “Oh I forgot to tell you, Master Covems is having a party at his place. Everyone’s invited”
“Hey that’s cool” I brighten up. Suddenly my dented truck doesn’t seem so bad after all.
I'd start sucking its ears till it melted
What about if I gave you a couple of Party Invites To Coves Place , on Crystal Lake 😮