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[Brandybee]

Hey UncleCharlie,   Massive welcome to our Forum Village  :-*

Glad to see you made it here and that you will read and vote in our wonderful erotic story contest 

Here's the contest story link,  so you can find it easy

Forum Home Page > Organizations & Events > Contests > ” MEDIEVAL ” THE STORIES. EROTIC STORY CONTEST 6.      https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,3006.0/viewResults.html

and we are already asking for theme ideas in Contest 7 

Forum Home Page  > Organizations & Events > Contests > EROTIC STORY CONTEST 7 – OT   https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,3013.0.html

If you are up for a laugh and meeting and greeting new friends we  have ”  Secret Valentine ”  but be warned, you can have any gendre as a partner 
Forum Home Page > Organizations & Events > Events >  Secret Valentine 2014  https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2997.0.html

If you enjoy sweep stakes and the chance to win some A$, which is always nice for the guys as they can not receive gifts,   check out the below race and winter olympics

Forum Home Page > Organizations & Events > Contests > Daytona 500 sweep stakes
https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2986.0.html

Forum Home Page > Organizations & Events > Contests > New wager: Olympic Winter Games Wager: Sotchi 2014
https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2983.0.html

And lastly, this is worth reading as a new Forum member

Forum Home Page > Announcements > Posting rules  > New Members. Info and Tips on Forum.
https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2788.0.html

Forum Home Page > Organizations & Events > Introduce yourself > Old_Joe   https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2810.0.html

Enjoy your time here and please post any ideas or views you may have in topics of interest as you mosey round our village

[Brandybee]

Hi JustLna,  I don't know you but I like what I see so far ..  a fun person, with a contradictory sence of humour – Freedom is slavery. War is peace. Ignorance is strength.

Makes you think , that's for sure.  Enjoy your time here 

[Brandybee]

I think  the Bman may have been a guy pretending to be a girl.  😮

[Brandybee]

Passing the champagne round and  theatre binoculars for zoom ins

Taking my front seat with Stone, HB,  HisGirlOnly ,  denisee40 ,  FoxyRoxxy  and others  …. its soooooooo exciting as the anticipation builds 

[Brandybee]

Love your concepts HB,  I always enjoy putting the names to your images…. by the way …  Nice ass Tango … soon to bared in the AB&G  lol mmmm

[Brandybee]

Juicy chicken

[Brandybee]

Moose Lodge 

[Brandybee]

Thanks  HB.  What would I do without you? 
Thank you for the reminder.

Done.    New theme ideas for Erotic Contest 7  is open for ideas  here

Forum Home Page  > Organizations & Events > Contests > EROTIC STORY CONTEST 7 – OT  https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,3013.0.html

[Brandybee]

I watch in amusement as Pachi packs Hukk into the pudding pit with  mrsexlover. Hukk & Pachi are soon dripping with purple jelly much to the amusement of the giant Panda.  He enjoys the fuss as Pookie, TerriC and Bluedenim clean him up and make him smell nice, while mrsexlover sends Hukk to sleep off the effects of the booze in the local clinker for a few hours.

Soon all is back to normal.  Pachi is nice & clean and enjoying an ear scratching and bamboo from Stone.  Mrsexlover and the girls are back doing their naughty wrestling and everyone is drinking and watching them in amusement.

FoxyRoxxy receives the box from Hukk before being carted away and she sings happily wondering what secret the box holds.

I sit with Old_Joe, JD, Jayc, Lover and Genuine chatting pleasantly when a new face walks in and seems a little shy.

We greet him friendily and he introduces himself as Tom_Hardy. Old_Joe pours him the traditional free drink with a Malorts chaser.  He downs the shot & pulls a funny Malorts face and we all burst into laughter.
“It is rather an acquired taste”   I pat him on the back and place a fresh orange juice in front of him to refresh his mouth again.

He smiles nervously at Foxy and they nod at each other.  “My Ex”   Tom explains.  I nod at him and at Foxy.
“There’s lots of ex’s here,” I grin.  “Luckily we all get along fine and then some … “  chuckling as I buy them both a drink on Covems tab. “ I’m sure you two will too “

They both nod in agreement and toast each other, remembering the good times and renewed friendship.

Another new face joins Tom_Hardy   and Old_Joe serves her a drink too.  “This is HisGirlOnly (HGO )” Tom introduces and  I welcome her to the bar.
“ Welcome to the AB&G”  I smile.  “ I think we met once over a mutual friend “ I grin at her and she smiles back immediately knowing the girl to which I refer.
“ Here’s to happier times”  I raise my tea and she raises the glass back Old Joe had just poured for her.

I return to Genuine and the others discussing an up and coming Superbowl  match that deserves a wager.

Whilst in deep discussion, another new comer enters the bar and promptly buys drinks for all the pretty girls at bar. He introduces himself as Tomi85.  Stone and I get our usual  tea and we both thank him.   

HB rushes in holding lots of papers and pencils.   He has to finish his story on time and needs a caffeine rush. Old Joe being the fabulous Bar Keeper he is, finds HB’s usual mug and tops it up with the finest coffee for him.  He nods to everyone in greeting and mutters about the “ Medieval Story Contest”
I chuckle,  “ Always in a rush, always hap hazard , but he always comes through in the end”  I think to myself.   
“ Keep him dosed up on that coffee till he finishes”   I joke to Old Joe.

A few hours pass and the happy friendly patrons are suddenly alerted by a loud shout.
“Ah, hello patrons of achat!”   We all greet Hukk’s manic arrival as he announces his grand entrance looking surprisingly good after his over indulgence earlier.
He greets the folks he knows and chivalrously asks FoxyRoxxy to dance.
She graciously accepts and they make their way to the dance floor.

HGO , Tom_Hardy and Tomi  make their way to a table to play Heads & Tails.  Tom H seems nervous but we are a friendly bunch here.  I sense there may be some hidden feelings from the table there and watch quietly. 

I signal over to mrsexlover and ask him to watch the table too. You never know when the NSPD may be needed.  I ask Old_Joe to send over a jug of CoveyPrilla  compliments of  Brandybee & the NSPD.

Sure enough, my instincts are correct,  the very first coin spin is thrown too high by HGO and hits the ceiling fan. The coin is sent spinning in the air and hits Hukk, right on the head as he dances with Foxy.

I look at mrsexlover, who looks back at me and we watch the reactions.

HGO rushes over to Hukk and apologises,  insincerely I feel.  But I watch, willing, for the moment, to take the incident on face value.  Tom_Hardy also goes to help.

Old_Joe is luckily trained in first aid, as is FoxyRoxxy and soon, Hukk is as good as new. The dance  luckily is resumed and all is not lost. He dips Foxy beautifully and kisses her chastely at the end.

I go over to the table and smile at the three gamblers.  “ More drinks? “ I ask, placing 3 shots of Malorts in front of them.  “Let’s call it a forfeit for untrained coins”  I smile expectantly to see if they are willing to take what they dish out before moving aside for Hukk to join their table.
“Enjoy your game”  I wish as I rejoin Genuine, Lover & Jayc and follow Roxy back to the bar.

Tango walks in and notes the incident and looks in my direction. He speaks with HB as I send over fresh coffees and rum donuts.

Loverboy71 joins HGO just as Denisee40 enters the bar. She looks frozen and Tom_Hardy and Tango kindly offer to help her after she explains her car has broken down.
Denisee introduces herself and joins in the conversation about the up and coming Superbowl match between the Seattle Seahawks and the Denver Broncos.  There is some light Banter who will win the great match.

Stone and I seem to be the only ones who think the Seahawks could win. The Broncos seem to have lots of fans in particular,  Lover, Jayc  & Tango.
“I feel a wager coming on” I grin at the lads.   “I think whoever loses the game should do a strip night – Chip N Dale style for the winners”
The boys seem confident that the Denver Broncos should win and they readily agree.

“What you got us into now?”   Stone whispers.
I chuckle at her. “ Have faith,  we will win, I have a feeling in my bones”
“I hope you are right!” Stone groans imagining us both dancing naked on the stage in front of a baying crowd.

“YAYYYYYY! IT'S FINALLY DONEEE”   HB suddenly lets out a whoop of triumph at his finished story.  We clap and cheer his efforts.  We all had more faith in him than he did himself.
Tango checks it over, nodding his approval & HGO kindly sends over a bottle of champagne.

She then grabs Tomi85 to dance. They dance fabulously to the music and look like they are having a fun time. Tomi even does an expert moonwalk. Everyone enjoys their antics. Loverboy71 also joins them and Tomi returns to the table.

Hukk soon joins in with Denisee40 and more couples begin to join the dance floor. She is ecstatic that Tom & Tango retrieve her car and promptly orders more drinks.

Tango & HB thank HGO for the Champers and head for his dungeon and greet Tom_Hardy & Roxy playing pool.  Tom wins and she hands him the mysterious box making the rounds in the bar. She returns to the bar.

Tom passes the box to Tango.  Tango looks a bit befuddled and decides to give it to Old_Joe for safe keeping.

Mrsexlover arrives back in the bar after cleaning himself up of all the grape jelly and looks very dapper. He & The Cocks N Roses play some romantic love songs to get the patrons in the mood for Valentines Day.

Lover immediately asks FoxyRoxxy to dance and he leads her to the dance floor.

Old_Joe suddenly moves out from the bar and towards Roxxy & Lover as they sit down. He hands the box to Foxy.

Before I know it Jayc is singing a great song about a hole in his trousers and Stone cheekily removes her panties for him.  They snog and I giggle thinking
“Soon the 3 stooges will be dancing and stripping for us!! “

Freddie suddenly appears and I hug him in greeting.  “Welcome back & Happy Birthday “ kissing him on the cheek.

Tango and HB return to the bar looking suitably refreshed and Tango takes to the stage, sings a few songs before dancing with HGO.

I have more tea and Old_Joe tells me the great news…   “ You are kidding me, They won?  They actually won??   Yehaw  for the Sea hawks.”

At the same time I hear Loverboy71 say  “Glasses in a toast to good friends and great times….And hopefully much more………”
“Hear, hear”   I raise my glass too in toast, take a good sip and promptly go over to The Cocks N Roses.
“ Know any good strip songs boys? “  It’s time for Stone & I to collect on our wager… “ 

I turn round and join Stone. It’s Tangoracer's birthday and we both hug & kiss him.  Then pour booze into his mouth on the infamous dentists chair.
Everyone sings “For he’s a jolly good fellow….”

Then as that music dies down …  the strip song begins.

Stone and I chuckle and I say … “ Boys “   to Tango, Lover & Jayc  “ Time for us to collect”

They all look at each other and make for back stage ….

[Brandybee]

Welcome plasmamaster  to our Forum Village,

Its always nice to welcome a  new join.

Enjoy your time here and please post any ideas or views you may have in any topics you find of interest.

And please vote for your favourite  Story in the current Erotic Story Contest 6  – Medieval.    They are hot hot hot  Tongue

Forum Home Page > Organizations & Events > Contests > ” MEDIEVAL ” THE STORIES. EROTIC STORY CONTEST 6.      https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,3006.0/viewResults.html

And if you are game for a laugh, check out the Secret Valentine Event 

Forum Home Page > Organizations & Events > Events >  Secret Valentine 2014  https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2997.0.html

[Brandybee]

Welcome  pikachu2013  to our Forum Village,

Its always nice to welcome a fellow Countryman.

Enjoy your time here and please post any ideas or views you may have in any topics you find of interest.

And please vote for your favourite  Story in the current Erotic Story Contest 6  – Medieval.    They are hot hot hot 

Forum Home Page > Organizations & Events > Contests > ” MEDIEVAL ” THE STORIES. EROTIC STORY CONTEST 6.      https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,3006.0/viewResults.html

[Brandybee]

I'm not into Yank footy  but if I need to choose a team,  I go for the Seattle Seahawks  cus I like the name and I hear the weather there is is similar to the UK.

Go Seahawks 

[Brandybee]

Joining here was the best decision, we are a happy happy family 

Massive welcome into the fold.

The stories are brilliant again in this contest,  heres the link .  Please read and vote, it shows support for our talented authors 

Forum Home Page > Organizations & Events > Contests > ” MEDIEVAL ” THE STORIES. EROTIC STORY CONTEST 6.      https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,3006.0/viewResults.html

Happy reading and have fun  😮

[Brandybee]

splash of whiskey

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Snow leaopard

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