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[Brandybee]

I thyink token items would be a nice add, many women are frustrated they can;t send something of appreciateion to their man. I think a little item would be wonderful. Perhaps lace panties,  Nothing speaks louder to me than a lady sending me her lace panties with a little note “I won't be needing these next time we meet”

    I've run out babes ….  can you send me some back    or maybe that's the way you like me …

[Brandybee]

He's really growing now and his features coming out, Love the bandana. Hes a good looking fella, absolutely gorgeous  :-*

[Brandybee]

Hello back  Jwhit,

Glad you posted and said Hi to the rest of the Forum Village.  Take your time and mosey round ..  we are all nutters  but real friendly.

I hope you check out the Erotic Story Section –  it has some great stories posted there by other members  and  of course we have the Erotic Story Contest 5  – Public Event  now open for submissions.

Hope to read more of you soon  

Forum  Home Page >  Organisations & Events >Contests > EROTIC CONTEST 5 NOW OPEN  https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2513.0.html    and
Forum  Home Page >  Organisations & Events >Contests > EROTIC  STORY CONTEST  RULES  https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2509.0.html

[Brandybee]

Hey nascarjunky    Welcome to the Forum Village.  We cater for all tastes here  

You told me you maybe interested in writing a story for the contest      Heres details of the current Erotic Story Contest on goining at the moment.

Forum  Home Page >  Organisations & Events >Contests > EROTIC CONTEST 5 NOW OPEN  https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2513.0.html    and

Forum  Home Page >  Organisations & Events >Contests > EROTIC  STORY CONTEST  RULES  https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2509.0.html

Of course, if you are a reader , theres always the Erotic Story Section.    Pop into the AB&G  Its all fun and frolics in there 

Forum Home page / Discussions about sex /  Erotic Stories /  Achats Bar & Grill  and  The Ice House ( AB&G Dungeon )  https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,1760.975.html   and  https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,1841.210.html 

Please take a look around and post your views & ideas 

See you around the village I hope 

Heres some stories to check out too 

Contest  1 –  Forum Homepage / Organisations & Events  / Contests  /  New Year's resolution. A contest of erotic tales and stories…    https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,1240.0.html

Contest 2 – Forum  Homepage / Organisations and Events / Contests /  Erotic Story contest 2 ” In The Summer ” THE STORIES  https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,1693.0.html 

Contest 3 –  Forum Home page / Organisations & Events / Contests /  Time Travel, A contest for erotic stories 3 https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,1854.0.html

Contest 4 –  Forum  Home Page / Organisations & Events / Contests /  “ FIRST TIME”  THE STORIES, EROTIC CONTEST 4.    https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2376.0.html

Happy Reading      They are hot     

[Brandybee]

To my utter delight, Stone accepts my racing challenge and I throw her a small onion to put in her pocket.

J2D2 has the items blown up ready and I take one and throw it to Stone.  A Space Hopper with a big cheesy grin on the side.  I place my high heeled  flippers on and goggles and Stone does the same.

We bounce to the starting line and  Jcm is ready with the stop watch.  My wasp tail  sits nicely on the back of the space hopper, crackling now and then to show its faint electricity current is well & truly on.

I nod my head at  Mooncalf,  who quickly with others tips  Covems chair and places in the path of our race , like a victim waiting for the train to come, half way up the track and in front of the pole.

And  Jcm counts us down…  3  2    1    go….
We bounce like the clappers  and head straight for Covems. His eyes are wide in his red lipstick coloured face. 

Stone’s  hair and  big breasts are bouncing and almost coming free of her furry racoon top.  We are neck and neck but need to stream line to jump over the shortest height of the chair, which is the back rest where Covems  chest and head are. 
I have the advantage of high heeled flippers  and edge forwards but Stone shoulder charges and pushes me off balance.  She gains an advantage and bounces over  Covems  head first narrowly missing his head, but cuffing his ear  with a gentle touch of the bottom of the Space hopper.  Lucky, very lucky!!

I have a higher point to bounce over now but what the hell,  I bounce  to balance on the edge of the chair and as I do so my tail goes up and then down,  making contact with Covems  upper thigh and a faint  low volt of electricity  jolts into him.  I hear him moan as he feels the force of the low bee sting. I grin,  maybe he was expecting more… 

I bounce off the chair and  chase after Stone.  She hears Covems moan and looks back to see if I have fallen, losing  some of her bouncing rhythm. Too late, she realises her mistake and I gain some ground, bouncing well into my stride now.

MoonCalf  & the others move in again and  places Covems  upright , facing the pole .  He must be getting disorientated with all these sudden movements.

We are heading for the pole,  and we have to  twirl on it three times.  Stone beats me again and gets best pole position.  She throws the Space Hopper into the crowd. This girl is an exceptional pole dancer..  I watch impressed as she  goes high on the pole  turning herself upside down  and starts an upside  down  Chair Spin. Her racoon dress rides up to her upper thighs showing her panties.

I throw my Space Hopper to the nearest person. I grab the pole under her and mirror the chair spin the correct way up .  My tail cackles a little and my thong tightens  in the valley of my cheeks showing my toned buttocks to perfection.

Stone mains the momentum  and turns the Chair spin into her second one –  She throws her legs wide open doing the slits, showing her muscular inner thighs and cute little black panties,  and still upside down , rounds the pole quite easily. She then uses her legs to upright herself..

My second spin is the diva.  One leg hooked around the pole and the other pointing out  in my spin.

Stone’s last  & third spin is pure genius and she uses my shoulder as leverage to push herself round –  she does a Peter Pan spin which enables her  to jump over me to finish landing on her feet.

My last spin is a body spiral spin ,  and I complete a couple of seconds after  Stone. The race is still pretty much anybody’s.

Stone is a few seconds ahead of me and taking her  onion from out of her pocket.  She is biting and peeling away the brown unedible layers.  I do the same..  Then we are both crunching  the white flesh of our onion, scoffing and swallowing it as fast as we can.  Our eyes tear up underneath the scuber masks and our nostrils begin to secrete.

We are both sniffing and almost blind as we force the whiffy onion down.  We show our empty mouths to the audience to show they are clear of onion and all is swallowed.  The Bushwacker trials would be proud of our efforts.

Then the next stage is smearing  the red lipstick on our lips. Without a mirror and in a race,  we look more like clowns as we pile it on. Then we are off running in our flippers to reach Covems our goal.

Stone jumps on his lap, grabs his head tilts it back, pushes her goggles back, and snogs him. A full blown, snotty, teary,  whiffy onion breathed , greasy lipsticked kiss.  And he’s got 2 of those to come… 

I start to count as I watch her go for it…  1 2 3 4 5 6 … right up to 30  ..

At  the count of 30,  Stone gets off his lap & I sit astride him  for mine, wiggling a little to get comfy .. then lower my onion breath snotty kiss for him too,  pushing my tongue into his mouth to get the full onion, garlic and chive sandwiches of earlier..

The  girls cheer as I go for a full blown sexy kiss  spoilt only by the snot, tears, whiffy breath and greasy red lipstick… and do the count of 30 too…. 1  2  3  4  5  …..

As my kiss ends,  Stone & I grab hands and run hell for leather to the finishing line, quite breathless leaving Covems in the capable hands of his captors.

We cross the line together &  draw . We raise our hands in victory  and wait for our times to display on the big screen …….

[Brandybee]

Hey Beerman32,

A big massive welcome to our Forum Village and joining in our new Bingo Game –  keep an eye out in the Events & Contests topics, there is always something going on.

Do you like erotic stories ?    We have an Erotic Story Contest going on 

Forum  Home Page >  Organisations & Events >Contests > EROTIC CONTEST 5 NOW OPEN  https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2513.0.html     and

Forum  Home Page >  Organisations & Events >Contests > EROTIC  STORY CONTEST  RULES  https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2509.0.html

Of course, if you are a reader , theres always the Erotic Story Section.    Pop into the AB&G   Its all fun and frolics in there 

Forum Home page / Discussions about sex /  Erotic Stories /  Achats Bar & Grill   and   The Ice House ( AB&G Dungeon )  https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,1760.975.html   and   https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,1841.210.html 

Please take a look around and post your views & ideas 

See you around the village I hope 

Heres some stories to check out too   

Contest  1 –  Forum Homepage / Organisations & Events  / Contests  /  New Year's resolution. A contest of erotic tales and stories…     https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,1240.0.html

Contest 2 – Forum  Homepage / Organisations and Events / Contests /  Erotic Story contest 2 ” In The Summer ” THE STORIES   https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,1693.0.html 

Contest 3 –  Forum Home page / Organisations & Events / Contests /  Time Travel, A contest for erotic stories 3 https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,1854.0.html

Contest 4 –  Forum  Home Page / Organisations & Events / Contests /   “ FIRST TIME”  THE STORIES, EROTIC CONTEST 4.    https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2376.0.html

Happy Reading      They are hot      

[Brandybee]

I follow Moonie to where Covems is sat  tied up and being teased to death by Pafe & Satoire & Sexilicious with her feather.  I walk slowly  round the chair, seeing the knots are well tied, the red lipstick smeared on his face,  his open cut monkey suit and bare chest & large furry balls hanging down between his legs. The girls  are flashing and kissing him deeply.

I nod to myself pursing my lips – it might just work.  Satisfied I whisper to Mooncalf and she chuckles too. 

I ruffle Covems hair and return to the bar, spotting Mollie kissing all the men at the bar. 

I greet her in delight,  “ Hey girl, I’d kiss your cheek but you know… “  circling in front of my mouth grimacing & shaking my head in whiffy overplay. She  chuckles and nods holding up a sandwich  of onion she’s just bitten into too.  We both burst into laughter.  She orders another drink and we both say to Old Joe in unison “ Covems Tab “  causing us to giggle even more.

I move on to Stone, .. “ I hear you like to Dare people ..” I tease her

“ I have been known.. “ She grins back . 

“ Good,  so let me tell you this”  I move over to her and  the music and rumble of the bar loses my words except for her ears …

Stone nods every now and then, smiling and chuckling  and says  “ 30 whole seconds”  I nod and continue..

After awhile,  I stop talking, step back, cock my head to one side, eyebrows  raised questioningly  and wait  for her answer……

[Brandybee]

Think I need this one up in the office at the AB&G  …   

[Brandybee]

The forum village sure is a fun place to shop & browse around       

[Brandybee]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUKYA 

Have a fantastic and fabulously naughty day 

[Brandybee]

                                                                  CONTRATULATIONS TO SHEJOY

Well done on a fantastic and well fought contest. 

Well done Stray for organising and encouraging participation.   

[Brandybee]

“ Oh my ,  have you ever seen anything so funny … “   chuckling with  Jayc and Stone as Lover  flip flop flaps to the finishing line for his time.  Time – 0:42:69

We wait in anticipation for the next brave contestant and its …. Pafe ..  She is an absolute star  in her butt naked run and the guys eyes are watching her  bouncing flesh with lusty interest.  She falls into Freddie &  Jane but he seems to like her softness in his face.  Time – 1 :02:43

Then Richard_Wolf ,   he does an impressive circuit and Stone & I are just double upped   with laughter at his waddley run.  He is too as he catches sight of himself on the big screen. Time – 1:01:58

Jcm  passes me the stop watch,  determined to show off his athletic prowess. He places the goggles and  Flippers on.  I can’t help  but admire his physique, half hoping the loin cloth just may flip up as he runs…   And he is off like a whipet..   My mouth drops open – he is good.  I knew I should have added some extra vodka to his  jar of beer..   He romps home with an impressive time – 00:42:59

Jcm  looks at the stop watch in my hand and is pleased with his personal best time. He hands me some flippers as a gift,  heeled and blue –  my favourite. I’d always wanted some, almost as much as Pafe’s coveted Boudoir shoes. I kiss him on the cheek to thank him for thinking of me.  :-*

                             

SnowBunny78 is next and she guzzles the beer down like a true pro.  And runs for  it…. wearing my newly acquired  heeled flippers.  She is  stunning as she gets in to her flippery stride. She finishes in a good time too  –  00:45:13

She  falls into jcm’s arms and giggles with him before ordering a drink on Covems tab – I chuckle as she returns my heeled flippers back and raises her glass to me grinning.

All_For_You is up next. It’s good to see her back  and joining in the fun .  I know she misses and hankers after our mutual  Country Boy friend.  I glance at his stool.   It’s always going to be there in case he pops by and needs to rest his weary feet & grab a beer or three.

Then she’s  swallowing her  jar of ale before  sprinting towards the pole. She stumbles in a heap at the base of the pole  which hurts her time,  but in true AB&G fashion, no one cares as they see her top go transparent where the beer  spillage is soaking onto her wholesome breasts. She gets up & starts back, her boobs  jiggle in motion to her run.  She stumbles again, right into Richard_Wolf’s arms.  Time –   01 : 46 : 63

Covems  is making googy eyes at ItsAmy123 on the dance floor. Freddie and tangojane are snogging again. 

I turn to Old Joe and nod at Old_goat, asking if he wants a refill.  He smiles and nods. “ Set the round up again for me, Jayc , Stone and Old_Goat over there. “

Old Joe tops up our drinks and I smile at Old_ Goat.   “ Compliments of Covems  over there “  gesturing at the googy couple.

I’m feeling a bit tipsy and daring .   I  move to J2D2 who has returned to the bar from, god knows where. 

“ Hey  J2D2,  how’s your  blow capacity ?”   I see his computing  eyes glaze over while he checks his robotic  capabilities . He spouts up some cubic numbers which mean absolutely zilch to me.
I try again,   “ Just tell me, can you blow two of those up? “
J2D2 assesses the things being pointed at on a shelf of the lower bar .   “ Affirmative”
“How long will it take you?”.   More calculations and then his answer   “ 5 .2 seconds each “
“ Get ‘em done J2”  He nods and does as  I ask.  “ I’ll collect later “

I then call out to Old Joe,  “ Hey Joe, you got some of those delicious cheese, chives, onions and garlic  sandwiches left, I feeling kind of peckish” 

Old Joe smiles as he hands me a plate full and I grin back with adoring appreciation and tuck in.     
“ mmmm”   I munch away happily.

My  onion heaven is suddenly interrupted by gun shots   “ Bang Bang”   My mouth opens in delight,  showing the half eaten sandwich.   MOONCALF !     When did she ride into town ?

She pulls Amy out of her clinch with Covems and moves in for one of the most sensuous snogs I’ve seen in a long time.

Amy comes to join me at the bar  grinning, shes in on it too then,  …and keeping my eyes on Mooncalf, I offer my  plate of onion sandwiches to Amy to take one …

Then all hell breaks out and I continue to munch on my onion sandwiches like popcorn, watching all the exciting happenings in front of me.

Even  Stone reaches out to take one of the sandwiches,  as she too is mesmerised by the action  acting out in front of our eyes.

First in action is Pafe, then Mooncalf, then Satoire  and  suddenly Covems is hogtied in a chair in the middle of the dance floor.  The gunshots have everyone staring at the lovely ladies .

Then the hunky figures of Tangoracer and  Mrsexlover come bursting & running out of the Spar Room, stark bollock naked with their  cocks as erect as the revolvers in their hands..   ready for action and to lay down their lives to protect the good folk of the AB&G.  “ POLICE   “
They are so heroic !!  The Nympomania  Sex Poilce  Dept  ( NSPD )  at their best !!!

I carry on munching in pure excitement,  crunching on all that thick onion in my sandwich.

I look to Pafe , The new NSDP Chief of Police and Satoire, her side kick to see what she will decide.

Pafe tells her men- very brave officers,  “It's okay.  Satoire and I got this.  Go back to whatever it was you were doing.”

I munch more onion – it’s totally enthralling …

The girls lipstick up with the brightest red lipstick in the world,  I know this colour …   then the penny drops ..   It’s Mollie’s favourite !!

Last time I wore that colour, I do believe I had my lips around  Covems massive cock.   My taste buds salivate at the memory and the onion in my mouth.  I take another bite with relish.

Mooncalf snogs  Covems  leaving the red lipstick all over his face and when she has finally finished, the other girls take a turn.

Mooncalf ambles her way to the bar grinning in my direction…and we burst out  laughing .. 

Covems should know better than  to challenge a half pint country girl and then insult her and others with …   mmmmm….   the 3  M  words….

“I know you got in line for a Cove kiss.  Go get him.”  She says to me.  “Oh… and don't worry none about the ceiling… those were blanks I shot off.”

I chuckle , “Hell,  Moonie with an entrance like that girl, I’d frame those bullet holes and ensure   “MOONIE  IS BACK “  gilded in gold letters underneath it.”

I breathe on her and she nearly blanches with my onion and garlic breath  “ Good huh?”  I ask  checking if I should  need any more.

She  laughs out loud,  “ Go get him “  handing me a spare red lipstick.

“ After you ma’am”  I motion her to go first as I follow close behind. We join the kissing, tickling girls intent on teaching our target a valuable lesson in M etiquette  ……..            

[Brandybee]

Under 18's are not allowed here.  Name, shame and report them to the Achat Gods.  And if its roll play – they should know better , so advice is the same , its clearly against the  Terms of Service for playing here.

Well done Momma_Andrea.  I will do the same.

To report in the game,  use the  !  box in your chat box.
Or you can report through ” Support”  on the top bar above in between Forum and Shop. 

[Brandybee]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLUEDENIM 

Have a great day of hugs, spanks, kisses & gifts ….  Enjoy your day  :-*

[Brandybee]

MrSexlover,  I love those new Banners ,  I may ask you to do one for Bear &  Lover too .

I hope the one's there are recognised  by the Forum members who would be mad not to use them.  They look amazing.

There is another way to post your banner.

1  Open up word document's blank page  and  copy and paste  these  ( “Insert Image”  brackets )    [img]http://[/img]
2  Right click on your banner design to open up a menu  . Click on  ”  Copy Image URL “
3  Paste it on the same word document as the brackets above.
4  Log into Forum and go to your profile
5  Click on ”  Forum  Profile Information ”  on the left menu
6  Go to the Signature  Box
7  Copy the  “Insert Image”  brackets        [img]http://[/img] from your word document.
8  Paste the  “Insert Image”  brackets        [img]http://[/img]  into your Signature Box.  Space between the brackets a couple of times for ease of use
9  Copy your URL Image from the word document
10  Paste it between  the  ( “Insert Image”  brackets )    [img]http://[/img] HERE
11. Then scroll down and  ” Save Changes “

12    Your banner should be displayed. 

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