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Have you tried  Roses ?  Chocolates ?  Poetry ?  Some girls just like to romanced…. :-*

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I think you just put  Robot Girl in the search engine 

( Just kidding sexi  LOL  )

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I agree, the written word  is just fantastic     And users who are interested in more interaction do have the Skype option.  I hear it can be very successful, although, not for me either. 

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Covems,

You are right,   If you wish to lock the Achat Tattler , you have my support.   I will speak to Lover on whether we can help by moving the posts to here. I'm still learning things like that .   If you are not able to lock it as you are not the original author, perhaps the mods can help, when you are ready to publish, just let one of us know    

I have locked it again for the moment, but any of the mods can unlock / lock  it again –  just PM  us.

So glad you are taking it on    xxx

[Brandybee]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL783

Have a fan dabby dosey of a day with lots of hugs & kisses 

[Brandybee]

I am so glad we have a new reporter in town     This idea was just too good  for it not to continue.

Norwich, if you still read this, I wish you love & luck & hope all your dreams are fulfilled.  I hope one day you will visit again  :-*  I'm sure Covems will keep your Tattler legacy alive & kicking.

Covems ,
Thank you so much for taking up the mantle.  I am so proud you are a member of Forum & appreciate all the hard work you do for us here.
On behalf of the Forum Village I thank you for continuing our local paper. 

LONG MAY THE TATTLER  TATTLE  :-*

[Brandybee]

Hello Sally , welcome to our Forum Village,

I hope you have a look round and post any views & ideas you may have.

The residents are mad as fish but a Friendly bunch, 
Check out some of the games in Events and if you like erotic stories,

please take a look at the Erotic Story Contest 4  First Time  – THE STORIES  in the Contests section  ( 3rd topic from the top )  Please read and vote for your favourite story  

Enjoy your time here 

[Brandybee]

Hello   EGGG Hunters   

The  time has come to count your  EGGG (s)  .      Any EGGG found between  10 March 2013 and 23 April  2013 inclusive,  in posts around forum counts.

Egggs found in quotes or subject headers DO NOT count.  The word has to contain EGGG with 3 G's and can be any posts between an d including the above dates.

Happy hunting.    PM you final count to Lover or me.  There is a  Prize for the correct answer or closest to it .    Final counts will be published when the winner is announced

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This sounds like fun,    put me on the volunteer list 

” Three blind mice, see how they run….  ….
( I think they look nicer with their tails) they all run after the Farmers wife,  who dressed them up as pipers from Fife,
Did you ever see such a thing in your life ,  as 3 blind ( & kilted ) mice ” 

:-*

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A big hearty welcome  Karlel & GableDan87  to our Forum Village,

I really hope you stick around and post more of your views & ideas 

You are right, we would love to see more poses for MM  and you have a lot of support here to expand your play.  Please tell your friends and get them to join Forum too.  After all , there is strength in numbers 

In the meantime, please check out the Erotic Story Contest 4  THE STORIES  & vote for your favourite. Its in the Contests section 3rd from the top  ;  please join in the  Achat Paper Chase – we need more volunteers  –  and Achats Blind Date  – Both topics are in the Events section.

You will meet some of our residents along the way.  Most of all –  Have fun ..  See you around 

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Turning I nearly bump into jcm0824 just about to leave but checking out the notice board and the  Furry party before he goes.

”  Are you  going to come to the Furry Party? ”  I grin at him

” I might have to come to see what its all about ”  He  smiles back

” I hope you do, don't forget its fancy dress now –  seems a furry animal is the order of the day ,  any ideas as to what you may come as? ” 

He shakes his head but looked deep in thought.  He turns to leave and starts to whistle … 

“ Look for the BEAR necessities,  the simple Bear necessities 
Forget about your worries & your strife
I mean the BEAR necessities,  Old Mother Nature’s recipies
That brings the Bear Necessities  of life…”

” mmmm ,  seems I'll be stuck with that song for a bit  ”  I chuckle  after him  ,  ”  You come back soon now  ” 

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I listen to Tango's  idea with genuine interest.  I had the good fortune of being the subject of Tango's amazing foot massage and  then later, on another day,  a neck, head & shoulder massage.  The man knew what he was talking about &  certainly knew the trade.

He opened up a rolled paper, flip chart size and showed his plans and idea for his massage parlour.

He had thought, long & hard about it.  There were  a couple of massage tables for full massage treatments,  a couple of Dentists type chairs – for Tango's  head & shoulder massages & foot & leg massages,  a large  shower room at the back  and  a separate room next to it with a  hot tub & spa area.

Pastel colours and luxurious  carpet for the flooring.  Changing rooms and lockers for clothes and AB&G fluffy bathrobes & towels.
Cupboards for his oils & massage lotions &  numerous massage tools and secret tools to relax his clients.

Tango's presentation of his idea was impressive & all the management were keen on the idea.  It would compliment the Bar & Grill , and be a nice treat for customers &  performers on stage as well as patrons taking part in the pit wrestling &  Mechanical Bull challenges.

Not to mention,  a nice treat after a hard days work.

All voted in favour of the spare office being used for such a venture.  An agreement was quickly come to about a % of the takings with a few free massages negotiated for the management & a guest.

Covems  offered the services  of himself and the dwarfs for the rooms to be partitioned &  prepared .  In fact, we all offered to do our bit to help out.

The meeting was drawn to a close after awhile, all looking forward to try it out at the opening of the  AB&G  Massage Parlour &  mini  Bath  House.

Tango was pleased his idea was taken so favourable .  He was looking forward to opening it .

I ventured outside and Old Joe caught my attention and told me that HB had been in about a Furry Party he was planning on Friday 26 April 2013. The poster was already on the AB&G notice board. 

” Great Idea ”  I tell Old Joe.    I wander over to check out the poster .  Very impressive and fancy dress too. That's just perfect.

The posters next to it reminds people of the voting and reading of  The Erotic Story Contest 4  ” First Time ”    VOTE FOR YOUR FAVOURITE CONTEST STORY,

Forum  Home Page / Organisations & Events / Contests /  “ FIRST TIME”  THE STORIES, EROTIC CONTEST 4.    https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2376.0.html

And that the  Achat Paper Chase was asking for volunteers to take part :-

Forum Home Page / Organizations & Events /  Events  / New Game Achat Paper Chase  https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2390.0.htm

The Hunting of the EASTER  EGGG (s)  would also be starting soon, and  prize for the correct number counted.

Forum Home Page / Organizations & Events / Contests /  Hunt the easter eggg
https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2346.0.html

I look at the colourful posters  and go back to the furry party …  I think I know just the costume to wear…..

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Hello Michael738  ,

A big hearty welcome to Achat &  our Forum Village.  We are a friendly bunch and love new members to join us here.

Have a look round &  please post your views & ideas

We are currently voting for  the favourite story in the Erotic Story 4 Contest  ” First Time ”    Please read and vote yourself.  They are very hot stories hehehe
Forum  Home Page / Organisations & Events / Contests /  “ FIRST TIME”  THE STORIES, EROTIC CONTEST 4.    https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2376.0.html

Hope you enjoy your time here & have fun

[Brandybee]

Paper Chase volunteer update :-  10 so far 

1 .  Sexilicious
2 .  mrsexlover
3.  jondas
4.  Nat33
5    Tangoracer
6    jcm0824
7    Freddie
8    Jayc
9    Stone
10  Trey_Flow

Come on guys & girls , tell your friends      We want about 15 or 16 volunteers for this 

[Brandybee]

I saunter into the bar & greet Old Joe, grinning from ear to ear. I nod a greeting at Covems, Sexilicious  & mrsexlover chatting away.

There are new faces  at the bar, talking to Lover and I ensure Old Joe sets up the free drinks for them and go over to say  “Hi “ to Lastrock , Old_goat &  jcm084.

We exchange pleasantries as I welcome them to the bar & tell them to enjoy their drinks, and soak up the atmosphere.  There’s always something happening and they are welcome to join in.

I lean over to the bar bell and ring it vigourously…  ” Everybody  Tangoracer has reached a milestone  400 posts  Hip Hip HORRAY,  Hip Hip HORRAY,  Hip Hip HORRAY ”  Everyone cheers & claps his achievment 

Old Joe comes over to top up our drinks.
“ Should I even ask what you have been up too?”   Old Joe teases me, placing a welcome cup of hot tea in front of me.
I guess, I have been going around with a silly grin on my face lately and have been caught on more than one occasion singing away to myself.   Obviously  “The Bear effect “

Old Joe starts singing & jigging up & down to the jungle book song  to tease me  as he resumes his work round the bar…. much to the amusement of  Lover & the new comers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kANLOiS0m1o

“ Look for the BEAR necessities,  the simple Bear necessities 
Forget about your worries & your strife
I mean the BEAR necessities,  Old Mother Nature’s recipies
That brings the Bear Necessities  of life…” 

Old Joe animates clenched fists to his heart &  bats his eye lids and adds in a high pitched womanly voice

“ Oh Bear,  make me , take me as your wife “    he continues the song..

“Whenever I wander, wherever I roam,  I couldn’t be fonder of my big home
The Bee is buzzin in her  tree, to make special honey just for  He……”

I burst out laughing at his impromptu performance & Old Joe flourishes and bows , chuckling too.

“ Be careful Joe” I tease him. “ I may remember this when your raise is up for review.”
He chuckles and says “ I hope you do, you may triple my wages”

Still laughing, I say toodle pip to the new patrons & I take my tea to the office & join  Jayc,  JD & Stone in our office  to catch up on business for the day. Lover  & Covems follows me too.

Jayc, Stone & Covems  look like the day after the day before too but in Jovial mood.  JD looks fresh.  Lover is impeccable as per usual.

We all greet each other and  then they all begin  to hum the   “ Bear necessity”   tune too, which nearly causes me to spurt my tea at them.

“ Is this the conspiracy  tune for the day?”  I ask good naturedly and we all chortle as they feign animated  innocence.

We get down to business and after chatting awhile we all go to see to the items on our work list for the day.

I  come across Tango loitering in a doorway  of an unused office, muttering to himself about a plan.  He asks to speak to the management so I signal for  Jayc ,  JD, Covems &  Lover to join us in our office .

Stone comes out of the changing rooms and I ask her   to take the orders for teas and coffees and join us in the office.

Soon, we are settled in  and we turn to Tango expectantly ….

In the meantime, outside at the bar,  Old Joe  &  King Dustin listens to HB ,  taking a message for us in the office….

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