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Now as I am done sing I give a grin to Brandy what you have been
Waiting for, you said give it to lover a Blow Job but you did not say how
so I reach out of my goody bag and pull out a cock lollipop so sweet and juicy
licking it up and down mmmmm then I gave lover a blow job lollipop…
I go reach in my bad and start throwing them cock pops the women Giggle and Hoot
trying to get some cocks so my dues are done I walk ways smiling ….
So how about some Blow Job jokes
The wives of four presidents and prime minister are talking together about how a penis is called in their language. The wife of Tony Blair says in England people call it a gentleman, because it stands up when women are entering.
The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you call it a patriot, because you never know if it will hit you on the front or on the back side.
The wife of Chirac says in France you call it a curtain, because it goes down after the act.
Well, the wife of Clinton says in the USA you call it a rumor, because it goes from mouth to mouth.
Q: How do you know who gives good blow jobs?
A: Word of mouth.A woman comes into a hardware store.
“May I help you ma'am?”
“Yes, please, I need a three inch door hinge.”
“Do you wanna screw for it?”
“No thanks,” she responds, “but I'll blow you for that clock radio over there
Boy/Girl BOY:
“Give me a blow job
” GIRL: “Can you be more romantic?”
BOY: “Fine, give me a blow job in the rain.”
Shipmates
A group of guys go on a ship after a few days a guy got horny
so he went up to the captain and asked
“What do you guys use when you get horney ?
” The captain said there's a barrel over there with a hole in it we use that
” The guy replied “Great when can I use it
” The captain said “Everyday other then Tuesday”
The guy asked “Why not Tuesday?”
The captain grined and said “Cause that's your day in the barrel.”Thank you all been a great Audience …
