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Wiggle dance. Bust it out when you need that extra spice.
I never knew the True Hollywood Story of Barbie. :-X
Barbie Girl
Yes, correct HB!
You caught Hukk.Lets try this again. Next to post is Lover.
Having recovered back at my place from the reckless St. Patrick Day drink fest, I return back to the bar fresh and sober, ready to watch the NCAA(M) basketball Tournament between Kentucky Wildcats and Uconn Huskies. I take a seat and make my way over to the large wall mounted TV placed over toward the end of the bar counter to watch the game. I see Pachacuti already seated, watching what seems to be the Nature channel, featuring wild Panda's loafing around eating bamboo sticks. The volume is up loud, and all you can hear (besides Tango's swinging song about the lovely Achat ladies) is Morgan Freeman, narrating the scene.
“Panda's. Natures gentle fuzzy giants. For the next 3 hours..I, Morgan Freeman, will narrate Panda's eating bamboo leaves…while you, the viewer are slowly lulled to sleep by my slow, drawn out voice. This is 'March of the Panda's'.
I look over to Pachacuti who seems to be really drawn into the show. I motion over to Joe to come over. Joe arrives, and rests his hands on the bar counter. “Yea Hukk, what can I do ya' far?” he asks in a gruff tune.
“Um, is there another T.V around here?” I ask. Joe shakes his head and points back at the TV behind him.
“Nope, that's the only one.”
I look down at my phone, realizing the game has just started. “Well, is it possible to change it? The NCAA Championship is on.”
“Gotta ask Pachacuti, Hukk. He's been clamoring to watch this show for weeks now. Good luck.” Joe replies back.
Rolling my eyes, I couldn't believe my rotten luck. Of all the days for this stupid nature marathon to show..I return my attention to the TV monitor to see the 'action' unfold.
“Here is 'Kaila' eating bamboo leaves. My, oh my, what a magnificent display of beauty and tranquility.”
I drag my hand across my face, unable to watch anymore of this. Suddenly, I noticie the remote control by Pacha's paw…slowly I sneak my hand towards it.
“Hey, Pacha buddy…good show. You know what would be better, though? Basketball!” I say, with a big smile.
Pachacuti seems to pay no mind….his focus completely given to Morgan Freeman's voice and panda's.
Finally, my hands rest on the remote and I begin to slide it over to me. Instantly Pachacuti turns his head toward me, and snarls loudly.
“ROOOAR, GROWL!”
I nearly fall off my stool, taken aback by Pacha's sudden show of aggression.
“ARRRRGH! Stooooooone!” I yell out.
Stone arrives, still gloating in her triumphant wrestling victory over Brandy, hours ago. “What's up?”
I point at the screen angrily “I want to watch the damn basketball game, but Pacha' is here watching this stupid animal documentary.”
“Sorry Hukk..but he had first dibs for the T.V. Besides, he's been aching to see this show for the longest.” Stone replies.
“Can't you just ask him to play outside or something?” I retort.
Stone sighs, placing her hands on her hips, staring back at me with admonishing eyes. “He's NOT some little puppy, Hukk. He's like everyone else. You gotta deal with it.”
“Of all the gin joints…” I say under my breath. I slump down, resting my head on both hands..in utter disbelief at my misfortune.
For a moment I look up, staring at the screen.”Oh! Looks like Kaila is about to get up! Wait..no. She was just trying to retrieve more bamboo leaves to eat. What a jolly, trickster she is!”
You're getting better at this Tomi. Correct.
Next to post is Lover.
Do the Right Thing.
One of the newer places I am getting pics and GIFs. I picked it just for the name. Isn't it great?
http://lustfulkitty.tumblr.com/Sounds like an adult title to a Wes Anderson movie. Good stuff though. I will be using.
mmmm so lovely. 😮
In a greaser mood.
Del Shannon ~ My Little Runaway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S13mP_pfEc
Big Daddy ~ A Day in the Life (Beatles cover, performed Buddy Holly Style)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMEAg3mUtyk
