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  • in reply to: Forum Game: What If I give you? #130557
    hukk
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      I'd continually flick my older sis's ear, until she freaks out.

      What if I gave you some Lucky Charm?

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      in reply to: Favorite Commedians #136300
      hukk
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        @ Jay

        I've seen Jim Jeffries on t.v. Loved seeing his stand up routine, while he drank beer on stage.

        Aziz Ansari. A weird, whacky, little guy. Love him on Parks & Rec'.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar9Bx0y-l5c

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        in reply to: Flowers Photos Pictuers #135040
        hukk
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          in reply to: Forum Game. What does it tell you? #112263
          hukk
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            Foo Fighters.

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            in reply to: Forum Game: The next one posting…. #117771
            hukk
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              *bursts in guns a blazin'*

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              Wrong Dean. It's me, Hukk.  ;D

              Next to post is JD.

              in reply to: The Achat Bar & Grill . ( AB&G ) #68002
              hukk
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                While continuing my preparations for St. Paddy's day, Peeka comes along, curious over all the objects out on display.

                “Oh, and this? I don't think I've ever used this.” Peeka says, holding up a half yard. She begins to make some rather sexual gestures with the half hard, winking back “Is this how you use it?”

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                I laugh loudly, while observing Peeka's playful usage of the half yard. “Just forgot to add the beer, but you don't bob it up and down over your mouth all the time.”

                Jay suddenly appears. “Hukk you magnificent Bastard  you brought DAS BOOT!!” 

                Jay and me both stand in admiration of Das' Boot that is placed on the table. It almost seems to give off a faint heavenly glow. We both kneel down and bow our heads in silence.

                “Yes Jay…it's the one and only: Das Boot. Standing at 13 inches in height, and able to hold 2 litters of beer  …Das Boot is God's gift to men..ranking right up there with breasts and handle bar mustaches.” I say in awe of the radiant splendor that I behold. I clear my throat and pray.” AHEM. Oh LORD. Thank you for this magnificent object you have seen fit to deliver upon us men. We are unworthy of such a object, but we humbly accept it, with all our heart.”

                “Amen.” Jay and me both conclude in unison.  I stand back up, and begin prepping for the first event. “Lets go with a golden Oldie. Beer Pong.”

                I retrieve an 8 foot table and begin to place 10 plastic party cups on each side. Finally I retrieve a beer pong and place it on the table.

                “Alright, for all those who don't know the rules, I shall explain. Two teams face off against one another. The amount of people on each team usually is just 2 v 2 but if you guys want to go 3 v 3, I'll just have to add 2 more cups on each side to make it more interesting. The cups are placed in a triangle formation..sorta like bowling pins.  The object of the game is to throw (lob it) your beer pong in the opposing teams cup. If a beer pong lands in the cup, the opposing team must drink that cup of beer containing the pong for that round. The amount of times a team is allowed to shoot for a round depends on the amount of team members. So if there are 2 players in each team, then 2 shots (1 shot each from the 2 players) are allowed from that team each round. A winner is determined once one team has cleared the opposing teams cups of beers (forced them to drink all their cups). The losing team must then proceed to drink the winning teams remaining cups of beer as well.

                “Also, one last addition to this beer pong game. Because I know you people like all things sexy, I'll add a little naughty twist. I addition to drinking a cup of beer(s) that round, if the opposing team lands a beer pong in your cup, they may choice which article of clothing for you to remove. So think of this as a sort of strip tease beer pong. Table and body bounces are allowed. Do not cheat. ” I finally conclude.

                I look around the bar, and see a few head nods in approval of the game. Pachacuti  comes along to the table and seems pumped up to play. “Groowl, ROOAR!”

                “Yes, Pacha…..you need nerves of steel to play this game.” I respond back. I proceed to fill the cups half way with beer.

                “Now to determine the teams. Who dares to play?” I ask loudly in the bar.

                in reply to: Forum Game. King or Queen of the Hill #131542
                hukk
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                  My nose is bloodied…and I'm handcuffed…again, only this time to a tree. “She thinks she's won….but I still have my secret weapon.” I begin to howl loudly into the bright moonlit sky. The sounds of my echo travel across distant lands until it reaches the ears of my furry ally….Pachacuti.

                  “Grooooooooowl.” I hear in the distant. “Yes, Pachacuti, come to me! Aeeeiiooooooooooooooo!” I continue to howl.

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                  An hour or so passes, and I'm now face to face with Pachacuti. “You've made it Pacha. Now be a good panda and relieve me of these handcuffs.”

                  “Growl, snarl..” (I thought you called me because you had food.)

                  “No, panda. I've been handcuffed here. Now free me.” I ask, sternly. “Roar, grunt.” (I only take orders from Stone.) he replies back.

                  “Damnit, you work for me at the square!” I shout back, stomping my foot on the ground in frustration. “Moooan, growl.” (But you pay me. What will I get in return for helping you?)

                  “Argh…alright…you'll get a raise of 5 bamboo leaves.” I reply. “Zoink, bark, woof.” (Make it 10, and we have a deal.)

                  I don't have the heart in negotiating with Pacha..and simply agree to his terms. “FINE. 10. Now can you please free me from these handcuffs?”

                  “Growl, snarl, grunt.” (Oh..let me check my furry pockets. Hm no keys here. What do I look like? A Magician? Who has the keys?)

                  I roll my eyes at his wise cracking remarks “Marilyn…but just use your panda strength to free me!”

                  “Roar.” (Oh, Marilyn. I like her. Let me ask her for the keys. I'll be right back.” Pachacuti says. And with that, he begins to waddle his way up the hill.

                  “NO Pachacuti. She's the ENEMY. Come back you stupid panda!” I shout, my face turning red.

                  Hours pass, I can see Pachacuti being fed cake by Marilyn while she waves at me from atop the hill.

                  I'm still handcuffed and Marilyn is still:

                  Queen of the Hill

                  in reply to: Favorite Commedians #136298
                  hukk
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                    Bill Burr. Old school New York comedian whose views may seem a little misogynistic and conservative. If you get past those points, he'll provide you with some solid laughs.

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                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSFXRS5en0A

                    in reply to: MF. Pose Review – 94. Rough Doggy #136270
                    hukk
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                      Been a while, since I’ve bought a pose. Might as well give this one a whirl.

                      8)

                      in reply to: Forum Game. King or Queen of the Hill #131540
                      hukk
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                        [@ Halie ~ Master of disguise I am!   ;D]

                        @ Zoe ~ Time to reclaim the hill.

                        “Curse you vile woman!” I shout, fleeing within the shadowy forest that surrounds the hill. Peace slowly descends..as no one seems to challenge your claim of the hill..

                        “The calm before the storm” you think. I finally reveal myself, walking up to you with balled fists. “I think it's time we settle this.” I say in a low, stern voice.

                        “Yes….lets.” you answer back, with an equally determined tone. I extend out my hand. You extend out yours. “Ready?” I ask. “Yes…I was born ready.”

                        “Rock.”
                        “Paper.”
                        “Scissors….SHOOT.”

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                        I throw out rock.

                        You throw out scissors.

                        You run down the hill crying…in shame.

                        My hill.   :-*

                        in reply to: The Achat Bar & Grill . ( AB&G ) #68013
                        hukk
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                          I immediately get to work on decorating the bar a festive St. Patrick's Day Green. “Pachacuti!” I call. “Where are you?!”

                          Pachacuti sits peacefully at the bar counter, with his snout in the drink CG just poured. “Help a guy out!” I beg, trying to maneuver my way around the bar with the box. “Grrowl!” he responds, wobbling over to aid me.

                          Outside the bar, I place a huge banner up top the bar door entrance.

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                          Next, I take out a packet of green streamers and hand them to Pachacuti. “Alright, you know what to do.” Pachacuti merely nods, and begins to throw the streamers around the bar.

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                          “Damnit, no panda…..I meant hang them along the walls.” I sigh, looking on as he continues to throw them around.

                          I next hang some shamrocks just above the bar counter where everyone is seated. “Think this location works well”, I say smiling.

                          “Alright…where are the dwarfs?” I ask, looking around the bar. In my hand are little Leprechaun costumes. Grumpy pokes out his head from behind the bar counter. “Oh no. No way are we gonna wear that. No. Not gonna happen!”

                          Thirty minutes later, all the dwarfs are dressed as leprechauns.

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                          “Perfect!” I cry out, slapping grumpy on the back. “I gotta admit..the little pots of gold was a nice touch.”
                          “You will rue this day…that I promise.” grumpy responds, seething through his teeth. Lastly, I proceed to lay out the most important St. Paddy's Day instruments of destruction: half yards, shot glasses, cups, and the creme dela creme…Das Boot.


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                          With my decorations now complete, I grab a flaming sambuccas, and join CG in his cheer. “Let the beer games begin!”

                          in reply to: Forum Game. King or Queen of the Hill #131536
                          hukk
                          Participant

                            Now this thread is a sight for sore eyes!

                            I observe the force shield that  protects both yourself and the hill.

                            “Hm…what to do…” I ask myself. After much thought…I finally come up with a plan. I venture to Party City and get the necessary 'equipment'.

                            Moments later..Foxy sees an odd figure creeping out from the shadows of the forest. “HALT. Who goes there?!” she yells.

                            I trot along, casually and carefree. “Oh honey! It's just me! You're Lover, Lover! Grrrrrr!”

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                            Foxy's eyes light up, and the protective shield that prevented me from entering is for the moment deactivated. “OH HONEY!” she yells, with arms extended out.

                            “Yep, that's me. Lover. Not Hukk in a very obvious Panther disguise I bought from a costume store.” I say nervously.

                            “Oh Lover, you so silly.”  Foxy giggles, while cuddling my arm. “Hey, listen. Mind if you get me um…some food? I'm a bit famished!” I ask politely.

                            Foxy seems to have fooled by my genius disguise..”Sure honey, what would you like?”

                            I try my best to come up with a food Lover likely eats. “Um…oh you know. Typical Panther food. I guess a hog. Whatever you can find!”

                            Foxy waves goodbye and leaves the hill. I settle back, and place up my flag.

                            My Hill;D

                            in reply to: Music. What song are you listening to? #106293
                            hukk
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                              I've been in a Phantogram mood the past 2 weeks. Can't get enough of em'. Plus Sarah Barthel is hot.

                              Phantogram ~

                              When I'm small

                              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28tZ-S1LFok

                              Don't move

                              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur17pfjIRVo

                              hukk
                              Participant

                                A little Martha Mcfly.

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                                And some Dexter and Mandark.

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                                in reply to: Forum Game: What If I give you? #130554
                                hukk
                                Participant

                                  I would make sure to hide them from my nephew, otherwise we'll be having an early conversation about the birds and the bees.

                                  What if I gave you a Calzone?

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