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Frankie baby!
It's Hukk instead Tango.
Next to post is Tomi.
*Squish* My world goes dark. I feel the hose being yanked out of my hands, while I stumble around wondering what just happened. “Hey, who turned off the lights?!” I say, my voice muffled from the bucket planted on my head by Blue.After a prolonged struggle, I manage to finally yank the bucket off my noogin. *PLOP*. I look around to see to Tango bare ass naked, wearing just little pink boots and HB momentarily still scolding me for ruining her dress once more.
I see Blue trying to head to the boys dressing room and hurry quickly behind her with a towel in hand. I hold the towel from both ends and quickly twirl it around. “?!” Just as she begins to look over to see who's trailing her I release the towel and whip at her cute ass with the towel *SNAP*.
“OW! What the!?” she screams, nearly jumping into the air. I laugh hysterically, as I proceed to chase her down, while snapping at her ass.
“No one makes a fool of Hukk!” I laugh, still chasing the nude Blue to the dressing room. Brandy suddenly cuts in between me and Blue and bonks my head with the end of a mop handle. *BONK* “Oh no. You've had your fun already! Now it's time to clean, while I relax at the spa.” she says in an authoritative tone.
I grimace and grab a hold of the mop. “Aye Aye Captain…” I proceed to tie around the towel around my head and get to work, while whistling to song Jayc has playing in the bar.Every so often, I joke around with Lover and Foxy who scrub down the tables. “I saw that heroic dive you did in trying to reach Foxy, Lover. When will you show that same level of commitment for me!?” I pout jokingly. Foxy rolls her eyes and throws a small clump of flan on my face. After some time of cleaning, the bar finally looks to be back in tip top shape. I dump my stained shirt (the one borrowed from cutie) into the box, and grab a white t-shirt provided by Jayc. I then head back to my car, and change pants quickly, coming back in with simple slim fit blue jeans and a Yankee baseball cap now on my head. I walk over to where HGO, Tomi, Cutie and Nate have gathered and slap each one playfully on the back. I grab a stool -along with a beer- take a seat and just relax.
“To the Pie War of 2014.” I toast.
Bathroom stall. Because I'm a romantic.
Lion King ~ Hakuna Matata (looking at Lion King gifs got me in the mood to hear the song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB5ceAruYrI
Sky Eats Airplane ~ Giants in the Ocean.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liv_-rZKsqQ
Oh, and Congrats on making 2,000 posts Martin. I give you this Robo Bro fist bump!
Nope. It's Hukk hopping into the forum.
Next to post is Denisee.
Sand. Like the feel of it in between my toes.
Hakuna Matata or Keep Calm?
Boyz in the Hood. (had to include the z)
Time for some Inception memes.
“Genius. Pure genius!” I shout, nodding my head in approval. I give Jay a quick military style salute and dash to the storage room where the pudding hose is located.
“Gods speed Hukk gods speed” Jayc whispers, while watching me scramble around the floor. I leap, roll, and dive for cover, trying to evade the constant bombardment of pies. “We have a bogey moving toward the center. All guns lock in and fire on my command!” screams HB. “This is Tango, I got him in my sights.” replies a ready to fire Tango. Just as he is about to release, his face gets splattered with a pie, thrown by Stone. *SPLAT* I look up momentarily to see Stone, flashing me a thumbs up.
“Don't you die on me yet!” she yells. I flash back a Top Gun style thumbs up and continue onwards. Meanwhile Ol' Joe monitors my movements and whispers to himself. “What is that guy up to….?” He looks over to JaYc who eyes the storage room. “Mother of God….HE'S GOING FOR THE PUDDING HOSE!” He blurts out. Joe proceeds to bonk one of the dwarfs on the head “QUIT FIRING AT JAYC AND BRING DOWN HUKK!” They all lock down on me, and fire. I look straight ahead to see a wall of pies being hurled in my direction. Leaving me with little choice, I fling my body over to some toppled tables where I take cover. Next to me is a downed HGO, who breathes faintly. “ZOE!” I yell. I cradle her body dramatically, and lean my head down, placing my left ear next to her mouth in order to hear her last dying words. “It's all up to you…..you must…..*cough* cough*…” she stops short of completing her sentence and 'passes' out. I sob silently, brushing her hair. “Man, you guys throw quite the party!” I look over to my side and see the new guy Cutie, sipping a beer, while seated next to HGO. “Oh hey, we haven't properly introduced ourselves have we? Names Cutie. I'm new.” he says very casually as pie is flung overhead. “Oh, hey dude. Names Hukk. Yea, I would've introduced myself earlier…but you know when you get into a Pie War you sorta lose track of things! I'm a right?!” I laugh.
“AHEM….sorry to interrupt but Pie war. Remember?” cuts in HGO, who glares up at me. “Oh, right sorry.” I apologize.
“Oh, hey look. I may not be well versed when it comes to pie fights, but I think you won't be able to make it to wherever it is you're going, friend. Those little dwarfs are gonna get you for sure!” says an observant Cutie. “Crap…you're right. What I need is bait.” HGO, suddenly slaps Cutie on the knee with her right hand and says “You be the bait, while Hukk scrambles to reach his destination!”
“Me? Why can't you do it?” Cutie replies back. “Because I'm dead. Duh. Anyway, you're the new guy here so you gotta do it!” she retorts.
“But..I'm having fun just drinking this here beer….” Cutie says timidly. “Hey dude, if you do this, next round of beers will be on me!” I say
Cutie rolls his eyes and prepares to stand up. “Fine..but only because you promised more beer.” HGO suddenly grabs him by the arm “Wait. You two. Change outfits. That way the dwarfs won't know who is who. Also, smear your face with pie Cutie. That will really throw em' off mate!”
“Great idea HGO.” I reply back.
A minute or two passes by, and I'm now dressed as Cutie, while cutie sports my tuxedo. “Alright guys, wish me luck!” screams out Cutie. He leaps out from behind the table and waves his arms at everyone to catch their attention. “Hey look at me! I'm Hukk! And I'm a big dork!” The dwarfs all look at Cutie and pause for a second. “Hm…..it must be him because he is a dork! Fire!” yells grumpy dwarf.
“Hey…I'm not a dork….” I say pouting. “Oh, sorry Hukk. I told him to say that.” giggles HGO. “Now go! Run like the wind!”
I dart from behind the table and try my best to avoid the random shots of pies.*SPLAT* I look over my shoulder to see Cutie, totally covered in pie. “Oh, so I guess that's it then. ” He says shrugging. “Right, I'll just go get a chair and finish my beer. Don't mind me!” he says, tip toeing over Tomi's 'motionless' body. “Dammit, you fools! That isn't Hukk.” screams a red faced Joe. “THERE! LOOK. HE'S ALREADY IN THE STORAGE ROOM!”
I scramble inside the room and proceed to turn the valve for the pudding tank, and next hurry to untangle the hose. I suddenly see a shadow creeping to the left of me in the room. I look to see it's Doc dwarf with a pie in his hand. “Joe told me to head here to ready the hose..looks like you did it for me! This is where you meet your end!” the small dwarf says with a devilish smile. I shut my eyes…waiting for the pie shot.
*SPLAT* I open my eyes to see Doc covered in pie. “?!” I spin around to see Martin cheering me on. “Use the force Hukk!” I give him a head nod and burst out from the storage room with hose in both hands.“I think it's time I HOSE you down Joe.” I aim the hose and out shoots pudding all over the bar. The dwarfs topple backgrounds as they slip and slide all over the bar counter. “It's in my eyes!” they yell. I next proceed to douse Tango, HB, and Freedie in pudding. The entire bar goes silent. Jay C and Stone come prancing out and high five me. “Way to go you did it!” Jayc congratulates.
“AHEM.”
All three of us turn around to see a figure coated with pudding. Wiping away the cream from her face, it is revealed to be none other then Brandy. She has both hands placed on each side of her waist, while tapping the hard plank floor with her left boot.
“Um….oh hey you. So..how's your day?” I ask.
Nice one.
I'd likely shake my head and say No thanks! Way too much sugar for me. :
What if I gave you just one shoe?