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Foxy ~ A kind, beautiful woman with a sexy Spanish accent. Manténgase sexy mi amiga.
Nope. It's me, coming in with some swag.
Next to post is HGO.
Within the bar, you see one of the bar tables tipped over to the side. My back leans against the side facing away from the pie throwing mayhem, while next to me can be found Stones panda friend, Pachacuti who sports a red bandana around his head. I look over at him, as he occasionally throws some flan over the table.
I look down at my small little journal I just so happen to have found left somewhere on floor, and begin to write.
“It's the 17th minute of this pie throwing carnage. What began as a simple dance routine to entertain the troops here, has now escalated into an all out pie war between comrades. Alliances have been formed, with the bar now being divided up into zones. My heart can't help but sink upon seeing the betrayal of friendships being displayed here on this night; the bonds of friendship that once held so strong, now flung away, and replaced by the crazed blood lust that only war can provide. Truly, all form of human decency and morality has broken down…..Tango, HB and Freddie bunker behind one table, where I can see HB yell a ferocious battle cry guiding them to aim for Foxy's and Lover's makeshift table fort on the east side of the Bar. I peer over to Lydia and Denisee who crawl around on the floor, trying to attend to the fallen. My eyes close somberly, weeping over their vain efforts in trying to resuscitate a fallen Tomi whose body is completely smeared with pie. I observe HGO now running over to Tomi, yelling like a mad woman trying to reach her battered friend. Pies are flung, and she's cut down…her body tumbling down to the floor. Over at the bar counter, I spy the most well fortified zone or as it has been dubbed now “No Mans Land”. The army of Drawves take turns launching pies, while Old Joe keeps handing them more ammunition. “RELOAD!” cries a raspy voiced grumpy dwarf. I try my best to avoid the area. Turning my attention to Brandy, I see the delirious Martin consuming her body. He seems completely lost in his crazed sex delirium of battle, while Brandy vainly tries to push him away. I observe Tom_Hardy who attempts to leave this horrific battlefield. His spirit seems broken..a tragic consequence of this gruesome battle no doubt. Stone and Jayc try their best to spur their comrade into fighting. He just seems to shake his head screaming “Game over man! Game Over!” Stone, suddenly looks over in my direction and sees her once faithful panda ally, now sitting by my side. “TRAITOOOOOR!” she yells. JayC suddenly brings out a makeshift catapult and begins to load some flan on it. “FIIIIRE!” Stone yells, as me and Pachacuti duck behind the table. These may be my last few minutes here on this mortal plane. To whomever may find this journal, I ask of you to carry on this story. Pass it down, so that others may learn from our mistakes today. To never bring 50 pies to a bar full of people…sincerely yours Hukk.”I close the journal silently and place it on the floor. Pachacuti begins to speak “Snort, rawr, growl!” I grab him by the collar and bring him close to me. “Don't do it man! Are you crazy?! You won't make it!” I plead. “Groooowl, snarl, roar!” he replies back, pointing over to Stones section. Suddenly, Pachacuti leaps from behind the table and charges. He carries in one paw a garbage can lid that he uses as a shield, blocking off pie shots, while with his other, he holds one pie. He takes a well aimed shot and hurls it at Stone's face. “NOOOOOOO” screams Jayc. In a show of heroism he leaps in front of Stone, blocking off the shot. *SPLAT* JayC spasms on the floor..his hands desperately trying to clean his pied face.
Stone looks over at Pachacuti with furious anger and shoots a bullet to his face. “SPLAT* Pachacuti is brought down. The bar shakes, as his lifeless body hits the ground with a loud thud. “PACHUUUUCUTIIIIII!” I scream, with one arm extended out. The room goes silent..all of us staring at our beloved slain Panda. Stone upon realizing what she has done..breaks down crying. “My God. What have we become?!” she screams.
Out pops Zoerink out of nowhere standing in the middle of the battlefield. “Um…so guys. I'm leaving. Have fun with your pie throwing battle.” All of us snap out of our frenzied maniac state and simply wave at him, saying our goodbyes. “Oh yea sure buddy! See ya later!” Pachacuti, suddenly lifts up his head and also says his goodbye before planting his head back down on the floor, feigning death.
“Right..so where were we…” says Lover. “Right…pie war. CONTINUE!” he screams.
(lol. Don't be jelly Foxy. :-*)
A new Hope.
Nicely done Mari'. I love the exposed back. Keep it up.
Huh! You never have nice conversations like that with me!
Next time we chat, I'll rp that I took you out to eat at Taco Bell. You'll have to pay of course, because I will have forgotten my wallet back at my apartment.
Changed the girls name here. A little exchange I had yesterday.
Hornygirl: Mmm..you look hot and sexy. I want to do things to you.
Hukk to Hornygirl: Oooo yea baby. Keep talking. What kind of things?
Hornygirl: Naughty things. Like suck your cock deep. And lick your big balls.
Hukk to Hornygirl: *rubs my nipples* Keep going. Don't stop.
Hornygirl: Is this turning you on? What will you do to me bb……?
Hukk to Hornygirl: Girl, first imma take you to the best oriental seafood restaurant in town. I'll order you a big plate of calamari
hornygirl: Tell me bb what you will do…
Hukk to Hornygir: For me, I'll just get me some noodles. I'm a little cash strapped, so I can't splurge so much,
Hornygirl: Okay. I meant in bed bb. What will you do to me…
Hukk to Hornygirl: Oh in bed. Mmmmmmm girl….imma sex you up real good. First, I'll play us some soft music by Color me Bad. Then, I'll slowly undress both of us…and proceed to lay ontop of you.
Hornygirl: I like that. Slide you r cock into me baaaby.
Hukk to Hornygirl: Shit, wait stop.
Hornygirl:
?What is it bb?
Hukk to Hornygirl: I forgot the condom. Can you spare me a couple of bucks? I spent all my money at the sea food restaurant I took you. Sorry.End of conversation. Not sure what happened. Everything was going so well.
@ HGO and BB ~ Thanks you two for the compliments. Me and Martin make sure that no one is banner less, here in the village. Where we see a black, blank spot where there should be a banner…we'll be there. Where we see text scrawled out instead of a vibrant 750 by 90 banner…we'll be there. Where I see a Chipotle restaurant that serves Mexican grilled cuisine…well just me will be there.
@ Lover ~ *Gives a hug back* Oh, you know I have some banner concepts for you Lover. First one consists of images of both me and you, fawning over one another.
[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTwRWYEdb-5z7mJ88MCims8urik2-QPIDfTWYkG653X1885mf6Vpw[/img]The other banner idea is you simply posing semi nude. Sorta like this Paul Rudd picture below.
[img]http://hodgeblodge.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/paul_rudd_98.jpg?w=295[/img]
The only issue I foresee with the above concept is the likely problem of causing every female here in the forum to orgasm upon seeing the image every time.
No Tango. Instead Hukk crashes in.
Next to post is a Foxy lady.
Interesting ink pics. This one caught my interest the most. Well toned girls. 😮 All of em can Likely kick my ass, but that just turns me on even more.
