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Of course Foxy. I'll enjoy conversing in the hub tub, while BB hands me tea. :
Next to post is bodacious.
Oh BB! You so silly.
BB ~ Just as slow as me when trying to reply to a post. We need to speed things up. :
Not me but Aww. I'll try and keep you company later to make sure you aren't lonely anymore.
Next to post is trying to post, but keeps getting beaten by other people. :
I head you came back for a brief stint!
*goes in to hug*
Nice seeing ya again Zoe'.
Zoerink ~ He once arm wrestled 3 men at once because he said he needed the challenge. He swam across the atlantic twice; the second time because he forgot his lucky pair of swimming trunks back at his house. He is, the most interesting man on the planet. Stay thirsty amigo! (HGO beat me to it! :
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HGO ~ A beautiful aussie woman who likes to have fun and share a laugh with her friends. Sweet, and charming, (and sometimes devious) I now consider her a valued friend. Hugs and sweet kisses to you HGO. Mwuuah.The lights suddenly dim, and everyone's attention turns to the stage. “It's about to begin!” cries a jubilant Brandy.
Hello (Moe, low tone), Hellooo (Larry, a major third higher, with Moe still holding his 'o'), Hellooooo (Curly, a major fifth higher than Moe, forming a major chord with Moe and Larry)
“Oh God…they can't be serious..” I cry, as begin to laugh deliriously from this genius comedic spectacle. JayC, Lover, and Tango proceed with their Three Stooges routine, gyrating their pelvises and buttocks for the 'dames' delight. Lover looks over in my direction and suddenly blows me a kiss.
“That was for me – Did you see that, that kiss – it was for me!” I yell, nearly fainting into the arms of Foxy who catches me. The females continue to hoot and holler, yelling out for the three men to continue their seductive chip n dale strip tease. “Noooooo…..I want the boys!” pouts HGO, as I look over in her direction. I see her trying to clamber up to the stage again, with out stretched adoring arms. “Quick, LB and Tomi! Grab her! She's gone Coco for the stooges!” I shout. We drag her from the stage and place her back on her sit, where she proceeds to pout. “Alright ladies! Lets make it Rain on the stooges!” I shout. Denisee looks at me curiously, while Tango shakes his rump in her face. “Make it rain? Oh my, I've never done that before!” she says with a red flushed face. “You've never made it rain?! Alright here are some bills. Now just do what I do!” I proceed to go over to Moe (JayC) and make it rain on his body. “Today's forecast calls for RAIN!” I shout.
I throw some of my dollar bills into the air and watch them float back down on Moe's body. HB shakes her head and yells out. “Eh Eh Eh!? That's not how you make it rain!” She snatches the remainder of my dollar bills from my hand and shows me how it's done by making it 'rain' on Tango's.
I nod my head in approval and look back at Denisee who laughs. “Never mind. That's how you make it rain! Look at the hand motion. She has it down pat!” I chuckle.
“Did you order 50 pies from the Achat bakery?” calls out a man. I look over curiously to see 50 pies being set at a table across from the stage. “Hey, what's with the pies?” I ask those around me. The girls seem to not take notice, as they are too enthralled with the show in front of them. “Hmm…I think they're up to something..” I think quietly to myself. My suspicion is confirmed as they begin to take calculated pie shots at certain targets within the crowd. *SPLAT* I break out laughing, upon seeing Stone's face covered in pie. She wipes some of the cream off her face and proceeds to hurl it in my direction. I duck just in time, but unfortunately the person behind is creamed. *SPLAT* I turn around to see a pied Lydia. I once more break out laughing. “Oh boy, did you get creamed!” I say giggling. Suddenly, I turn around to see two pies being hurled in my direction by JayC and Lover. *SPLAT SPLAT* I'm motionless for a few seconds, as the pie cream slowly rolls off from my face and down to my Tuxedo. I stand up and scream “This tuxedo cost me 600 smackers!” I repeatedly slap the front of my face lightly with both hands while shaking my head. “Why I outta! You bozo's! I'll teach you!” I yell, as I charge at them with my head lowered down like a ram.
HGO noticing my charge deviously sticks out her leg to trip me over, causing me to fly over to the edge of the table where all the pies are placed. I land on the table and accidentally springboard some of the pies into the air. *SPLAT SPLAT* My tuxedo is completely ruined from pies. I proceed to pick myself up and look over my shoulder, to see a lot of the ladies covered in pie as well from the launched pies. My attention zooms in on one particular person who just walked into the bar. It's Zoerink whose face is now smeared with pie. “Oh, hola! Long time no see!” I yell while waving.
Incorrect Mari'. It's Hukk, who is about to make it rain in the bar!
Next to post is Mari.
Welcome to the forum Tstasha. Here is your very own Hugh Jackman picture given to you as a welcoming gift.
Enjoy your stay!
Welcome to the forum Sir! Take a stroll around the village and drop by the achat bar. Just be mindful of the flying pies!
Cheers.
Np Tomi. Had to admit yours was a tad difficult to create, what with your request of a scorpion, heart and flames all being in the banner, but as Jeff Goldblum once said so eloquently “Life…finds a way.”
Here is the other banner that didn't make the cut. I had to agree with Tomi and HGO that although nice, it did seem a bit too femine. *shrugs*
Not bad HB. I like the mesmerized expression your character displays along which just seeing Tango's back. Heightens the whole scene.
Also, I like the frost just above the lettering for your Ice House outfit. (at least I'm assuming that's frost LOL).
Keep up the good work.
A flood of girls suddenly rushes over to the front of the stage as Lover, Tango, and JayC prepare in the backstage for the male strip show. I hurry to a nearby table and grab myself a folding chair, then proceed to plop it down near the front of the stage where all the female patrons have gathered.
The ladies seated in front all turn their heads and groan as I display a beaming smile. I pause for a moment to make sure everything is in order. “Alright. Dollar bills so I can make it rain on them? Check. My phone to take humiliating pictures of them while dancing? Check. My champagne bottle? Check .”Oh, I can't wait for this!” I yell, clapping both hands together. Foxy, smacks her forehead and simply shakes her head. “I'll make sure to toss Lover the most dollar bills.” I say, chuckling in Foxy's direction while giving a wink. I mingle with the ladies while we wait, giving them my usual flirtatious pick up lines. “Mmm Lydia. Pretty as a rose like always.” I say blowing her a kiss. I notice one of the older patrons Freddie walking by and give him a head nod while holding up my champagne.
My gaze turns to the front as all the ladies begin to clap loudly, chanting the names of the dancers.
I think to myself..”Hm..thanks God I didn't make any bets.”
