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Hukk, what a shame… I hoped you would join us all in AB&G… we want to watch it there :'(

Ha, well last time I did 'watch' a game of football there, I ended up plastered and fighting a panda. I'll come for the post-game party though Lover. 

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I've begun to be much more creative with my openings. Gone are the days of just *handing her a red rose*. My intro's range from the absurd (a marching band suddenly pops in, playing loudly 'This girl is on Fire' by Alicia Keys, while spelling out your name on a huge green field.) to suave (I leisurely make my way over to you, while holding a glass of martini in each hand. I pass you one and take a seat right next to you without saying a word). It's fun and causes you to think up more ideas on how to next break the ice.

P.S welcome Miran! Good to see you dropping by the forum. Big hugs and kisses. Mwuuah.

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lol, I would Martin but the supposed achat 'Gods' aren't capable of changing my name. Maybe if I offer a human sacrifice they'll do something.

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I push open the door and walk in. “Ah, hello patrons of achat!” I shout. Having been booted out of the bar previously for my drunken antics, I seem clean and sober as a whistle. I sport a nice little tuxedo; dressed in anticipation for Mr. Tango's birthday bash which was just few days off. Spotting HB, I mosey on over and give her a playful hug. “How goes the writing?!” I blurt flashing a goofy smile. “Can't talk, I'm on a mission!” she responds with a determined tone in her voice that rattles me. “Hm..I'll just step away and let those creative juices flow.” I say, moving back cautiously. I look around and spot the same old faces, along with some new ones. I walk over to Tom_Hardy and give him a handshake as I introduce myself. “Pleasure and enjoy amigo!” I say to him, before pardoning myself to make my way over to Tomi and HGO who sit by the bar.

“Only natural that you two miscreants be here together.” I laugh, as I sneak up behind them. I give Tomi a bro hug, and HGO a polite kiss on her right cheek, along with a hug. “Drink all you want. All this is on Covems! Just don't drink too much, or you'll find yourself fighting a Panda in a jelly pit. Um..long story.” I chuckle. From the corner of my eye, I spy Foxy who sits on a stool with her legs crossed, calmly sipping her martini drink. “Sorry guys, but excuse me! I owe a lovely lady a dance.”

I calmly walk over to Foxy and take a bow. “Sorry I took so long, but I was held up in jail. Only managed to get out early because I bribed the coppers with rum donuts.” Giving her a warm hug and kiss on both her cheeks, I proceed to finally extend out my hand in offer of a dance.

“Would the lovely lady with the aura of light care for a dance?” I say winking.

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Already did! Fingers crossed for Lover & Hukk the sequel.

Next to post has all the pretty horses.

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Congrats again to Andrea.

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Vitesse ~ Hm…where to start? Tantalizingly delicious, elegant, and just an over all sweet, loving woman. Here's to you Vitesse, my new friend.

*raises glass of wine*

Hugs and kisses. Mwuuah.  :-*

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Ah, thank you. I'd write a list of all the people I would like to see die a horrible, gruesome death. Lets see..*starts with  Dane Cook*.

What if I gave you a comically small hat?

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*notices thread is banished into 2nd page. Bumps.*

This thread will never die. I'll make sure of that.

Meanwhile what is Keanu doing?

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Toil away my life doing office work but party hard during the weekends. This coming Sunday, gonna be with the gang at a friends 'man cave' watching the Super Bowl. Time to get so drunk that I hallucinate having a conversation with Neil Patrick Harris again!

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*raises white flag*

Sorry BB, but in the end looks like this medieval story competiton got the best of me! Didn't have the heart to re-start over and try to shorten my story (which isn't even complete). I wish everyone else good luck. And keep at it HB. Don't hang your head in defeat like me.  :'(

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Oh you know I gotta sign up for this. I need me some more Lover aka the Man formally known as Lover. Also, here's hoping I snag a date with another lovely lady here. 

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Yea, but my back may give out so I hope that won't be a problem for you guys.

Next to post feels Rhapsody in blue.

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About time you wrote something. Good stuff. One of the few people whose writing actually make me squirm in my seat.

Btw, congrats on the 1000th post.

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