Looking at Lover and tossing back the first Russian.
I sit down at the piano before Lover can say another word. “Lets see if you know this one.”
I smile wickedly as inspiration has come to mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaUyJyPekJE (piano man)
I play the first cords and tickle the keys as best I can. “Help me out, old man” and slide over making room at the bench.
Then I start to sing new lyrics…
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shufflin in
There’s lover sittin next to me
At the piano thats hotter than sin
He says girl can you play me a memory
Of an Achat sooo long ago
It’s dirty and it’s sweet and I did it 3 deep
When I wore a younger man’s clothes
La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Sing us a song, you're the Achat fan
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a good orgy
And you've got us feelin' alright
Now Joe at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free (No he doesn’t he really doesn’t) wink wink
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
And there's no place that he'd rather be
He says, “I believe the heat is killing me.”
As the smile ran away from his face
“Well I'm sure that I could be a movie star
If I didn’t have AusWoody’s face”
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Now old Jayc is a real famous novelist
that only has time for his wife
And he's talkin' with Amy, who's done all the Navy
And probably Army next night
And the waitress is practicing pulling dicks
As the horny men are all watching Stone
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call Horniness
But it's better than Wanking alone
Sing us a song you're the ACHAT FAN
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a good orgy
And you got us feeling alright
It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
To stare at my rack for a while
And the piano, it sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put ones in a jar
And say, “Momma, what are you doin' here?”
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Sing us a song you're the Achat fan
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a good Orgy
And you got us feeling alright
