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  • in reply to: Current Birthdays #73866
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      Happy Birthday Jingerbird my Love

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      in reply to: Forum Game: The next one posting…. #121167
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        Not sorry Roxxy its only me

        Next one posting is touting for vote in the song contest

        in reply to: F1. Grand Prix Sweeps. 2015 Season. #145313
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          Congrats to Covems Blayne and Cogbill for the British Grad Pix

          Jinger and I are in for the Hungarian Grand Prix

          YEAH LEWIS get further in front in the tipping

          in reply to: The Achat Bar & Grill . ( AB&G ) #68253
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            “Tango. this one is for you My Love”

            On hearing Jinger at the mic I move to the dance floor and take a bow as the crowd start to whistle and cheer

            As the music starts I start to wiggle my ass to the crowd in time with music. The crowd cheer and whistle more
            As Jinger finishes the first verse I rush of the dance floor to the back stage area and get myself ready.

            As Jinger finishes the guitar solo and starts the second half of the song the big spot light focuses back on me in the middle of the dance floor in just my pink leather thong. Turning to face Jinger I smile up at her and wiggle my bear ass towards the cheering crowd.

            Putting my hands on the top of my head I turn and wiggle to Jingers song putting on a great show for her and the crowd.
            As the songs ends I take a bow and move to the edge of the stage and lift Jinger down holding her tight I kiss her and whisper

            “Well done My Love”

            She whispers back 'I'll forgive you for upstaging me….just this once!'

            I give her ass a little crack and take her hand and lead her off the dance floor.

            Getting a drink from Old Joe I kiss Jinger “Back in a couple of minutes My Love”

            Heading up onto the dark stage I go over to the Country Boys and chat with them about whats I wont to do.

            “Yes thats fine we can do that” They all say as one.

            Standing at the back of the stage when all of a sudden the spot light is on me again and the boys start to play

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWdcZqG02Ls

            When he wake up in the mornin' light
            Tango pull on his jeans and he feel all right
            He pulls his blue jeans on
            He pulls his old blue jeans on (cha-cha)
            He pulls his blue jeans on
            He pulls his old blue jeans on (cha-cha)

            I Look over at them and smile as I do up my belt on my blue jeans and put my hat back on. Walking up to the mic I take it in my hand,
            Ladies and Gentleman I'm not entering the contest but I have rewritten a couple of old favourites.

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKUJ4cB1ewg

            Ladies and Gentlemen, this is THE BAR & GRILL number five.

                                One, two, three, four, five, everybody in the car so come on let's ride…
            To the Achat Bar around the corner.
            The boys say they want some gin and juice but I really don't wanna.
            Beer bust like I had last week.
            I must stay deep 'cause talk is cheap.
            I like Maron, Brandy, Stone, and Jinger.
            And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter.
            So what can I do? I really beg you my Lord.
            To me flirting is just like a sport.
            Anything fly, it's all good let me dump it.
            Please set it in the trumpet.

            The bar goes wild again with cheers and whistles

            A little bit of Maron in my life,
            A little bit of Sexi by my side.
            A little bit of Jaynie what I need,
            A little bit of Amethyst’s what I see.
            A little bit of Stone is all JayC needs,
            A little bit of Jinger all night long.
            A little bit of Brandy here I am,
            A little bit of you makes me your man!
            BAR & GRILL number five.

            Jump up and down and move it all around.
            Shake your head to the sound, put your hands on the ground.
            Take one step left and one step right.
            One to the front and one to the side.
            Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice
            And if it look like this then you're doing it right.

            A little bit of Maron in my life,
            A little bit of Sexi by my side.
            A little bit of Hb’s what I need,
            A little bit of Amethyst's what I see.
            A little bit of Stone is all JayC needs,
            A little bit of Jinger all night long.
            A little bit of Brandy here I am,
            A little bit of you makes me your man!

            Trumpet, the trumpet.
            BAR & GRILL number five, ha, ha, ha.

            A little bit of Maron in my life,
            A little bit of sexi by my side.
            A little bit of Jaynie's what I need,
            A little bit of Amethyst's what I see.
            A little bit of Stone is all JayC needs,
            A little bit of Jinger all night long.
            A little bit of Brandy here I am,
            A little bit of you makes me your man!

            I do all to fall in love with a girl like you.
            Cause you can't run and you can't hide.
            You and me gonna touch the sky.
            BAR & GRILL number five

            As I finished the song the girls in the song all stand and take a bow.

            Coming back to the mic “This one is a special one to the Square that I've give a little tweak”

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpAkMk0phOs

            On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
            Warm smell of colitis, rising up in the air
            Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
            My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim, I had to stop for the night

            There Old Joe stands in the doorway, ringing the mission bell
            And I was thinking to myself, this could be Heaven or this could Hell
            Maron lights up a candle and she showed me the way
            There were voices from the dark corners; I thought I heard them say

            Welcome to the Achat Bar and Grill, such a lovely place, such a sexy place
            Plenty of fun in the Achat Bar and Grill, Anytime of year, you can find it here

            Amethyst’s mind is Tiffany-twisted, she’s got a man she calls Wolf
            Sexi’s got a lot of little goats, that she calls friends
            Jinger dances on the tables, sweet summer sweat
            Some dance to remember, some dance to forget
            So I called up the Stone, Please bring me my beer
            She said we haven’t had that spirit here since 1969
            And still those voices are calling from the dark corners
            Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say

            Welcome to the Achat Bar and Grill, such a lovely place, such a sexy place
            Plenty of fun in the Achat Bar and Grill, Anytime of year, you can find it here

                                                 
            Fire pit in the garden, Tequila on ice
            JayC  Said we are all just prisoners here, of our own device
            And out on the dance floor, Brandy spins, twists and grinds
            And Woody keeps her in check, but they just can’t kill the lust
            Last thing I remember, I was running for the door
            I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
                 
            Relax said the Mrsexlover , we are programmed to receive
                   
            You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave

            As the song ends the lights on the stage go down and all I can hear is the cheers and whistles from the bar.

            in reply to: Current Birthdays #73831
            tangoracer
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              Happy Birthday Mrsexlover

              Hope you had a great day From Tango and Jimger

              in reply to: F1. Grand Prix Sweeps. 2015 Season. #145280
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                Put Jingerbird and Tangoracer to the in list 

                All paid and ready to go

                in reply to: Forum Game. Animal Last Letter Game #149047
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                  Moose

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                  in reply to: Forum Game. Name the place #114998
                  tangoracer
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                    Woody got it

                    Its the beach at my mum and dad's  out in Spain

                    Woody your up

                    in reply to: Forum Game: Yes or No #105439
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                      NO  I make no secret about eating CAKE

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                      Are you someone that will go back for seconds for cake???

                      in reply to: Funny Finds #22970
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                        in reply to: MUSCLE CARS PICS & GIFS #142979
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                          in reply to: Forum Game. What does it tell you? #114590
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                            Hot Cars Hot Woman and Fast food

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                              in reply to: Forum Game. Name the place #114989
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                                Where in the would am I ??

                                in reply to: Forum Game: 3 words game #126178
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                                  Makes her chock

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