Waking in the morning
To the sound of your snoring
And the smell ofbad morning breath
Opening my eyes I see the warts on your face
As you roll over with a loud fart
That give you dirty panties
And that stink like hell
Resting my arm around you
Your as hairy like a monkey
You smile and show your rotten teeth
As your eyes start to open
And I see your blue eyes
I know I want to spend every
Minute with you in my arms
Happy Valentines my love