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No.57

I sat next to Sonia at tea
It was just as I thought it would be
The rumblings abdominal
Sounded phenomenal
And everyone thought it was me

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  No.56

A slovenly strumpet called Vicky
Got her knickers so terribly sticky
Sweet sissyboi Flo
Said oh no, no, no
Oh cum on then, I'll give you a quickie

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Sugar Pie Desanto
            I Don't Wanna Fuss (1964)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEspOHuIfYo

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in statera

Aurora  Conqueror

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmVAmlpbnD4

[img]https://i.imgur.com/4HqgGMZ.jpg?1[/img]

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Interview
By Dorothy Parker

The ladies men admire, I’ve heard,
Would shudder at a wicked word.
Their candle gives a single light;
They’d rather stay at home at night.
They do not keep awake till three,
Nor read erotic poetry.
They never sanction the impure,
Nor recognize an overture.
They shrink from powders and from paints …
So far, I’ve had no complaints.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/H5TiJvX.jpg?2[/img]

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…. getting a taste for a Sixsome in Winter

[img]https://i.imgur.com/dpsKBS7.jpg?1[/img]

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Ooohhh  No.2

The Faces  Ooh La La (1973)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUGKx_kWaVk

[img]https://i.imgur.com/zqbNIVd.jpg?1[/img]

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Ooohhh  No.1

And all the fluorescent lighting make so your wrinkles
They don't show
And it's very funny the way that
20 bucks an hour cannot go
If you don't make 'em go, now, now, now
Ooohhh baby, ooohhh baby, ooohhh

Lou Reed    Ooohhh Baby (1976)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odFf6jTTO50

[img]https://i.imgur.com/ANIeGRl.jpg?1[/img]

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            No.55

If I pose and act real cool
I should expect some ridicule
There's nothing amiss
In taking the piss
It's the spice of life, you fools !

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Phenomenal Woman
By Maya Angelou

Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I’m not cute or built to suit a fashion model’s size 
But when I start to tell them,
They think I’m telling lies.
I say,
It’s in the reach of my arms,
The span of my hips, 
The stride of my step, 
The curl of my lips. 
I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman, 
That’s me.

I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please, 
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees. 
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees. 
I say,
It’s the fire in my eyes, 
And the flash of my teeth, 
The swing in my waist, 
And the joy in my feet. 
I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.

Men themselves have wondered 
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can’t touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them, 
They say they still can’t see. 
I say,
It’s in the arch of my back, 
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.

Now you understand
Just why my head’s not bowed. 
I don’t shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud. 
When you see me passing,
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
It’s in the click of my heels, 
The bend of my hair, 
the palm of my hand, 
The need for my care. 
’Cause I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.

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On Stella's Birth-day
By Jonathan Swift (c.1727)

     Stella this Day is thirty four,
(We won't dispute a Year or more)
However Stella, be not troubled,
Although thy Size and Years are doubled,
Since first I saw Thee at Sixteen
The brightest Virgin of the Green,
So little is thy Form declin'd
Made up so largely in thy Mind.
Oh, would it please the Gods to split
Thy Beauty, Size, and Years, and Wit,
No Age could furnish out a Pair
Of Nymphs so gracefull, Wise and fair
With half the Lustre of Your Eyes,
With half thy Wit, thy Years and Size:
And then before it grew too late,
How should I beg of gentle Fate,
(That either Nymph might have her Swain,)
To split my Worship too in twain.

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Or there's Swinging in the City

[img]https://i.imgur.com/XDIunQ0.jpg?1[/img]

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Rickie Lee Jones 
          Young Blood  (1979)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdbS0YjnHks

[img]https://i.imgur.com/M5YPPnW.jpg?1[/img]

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Turn it up loud, louder, loudest … bass up, car windows open

Roxy Music   The Main Thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD6OEW7QdE0

[img]https://i.imgur.com/eilxI6p.jpg?1[/img]

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It's all about the music

Ali Farke Toure  with Ry Cooder
a 1994 album called Talking Timbuktu   track is called Ai Du

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLVdrgd8w_s

[img]https://i.imgur.com/YB7EIK2.jpg?1[/img]

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