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Having placed AusWoody’s treasured bike in the stone built garage at the back of the AB&G, we walk back to the bar and up the stairs to the attic room. It’s a little dusty but on the whole, adequate for what he needs. A clean bed, ensuit bathroom and large window overlooking the sprawling hills and Crystal Lake in the distance.

“You live out there?” Woody asks taking in the splendid view.
“Once upon a time” I mumble.
Woody looks at me waiting for me to expand but I change the subject.

“If you want the job, I need a bouncer to keep an eye there’s no trouble round the place. Before you kick anyone out, you check with me, Jayc, JD or Lover first. They are my management team here. If the NSPD need any help, then we do. We look after our local officers and ensure they have plenty of donuts. I may need you to do some lifting and odd jobs round the place too. Covems and the dwarfs do a lot of the maintenance but they may need you on occasions. Are you interested?”

Woody nods and we discuss his pay, board and food. He seems happy with the terms.

“Good, then you can start right away. I’d ask the dwarfs to clean this place for you but I need them for a job round the lake. Maybe Stone can help out”

We return to the bar and Woody stops dead in his tracks at the show on in the bar. It’s the beautiful and dynamic Amy expertly singing and wrapping her body round the pole. She is hot and sexy and the men bay for more.

I chuckle up at his 6 foot frame and tell him to take a seat while I fetch him a beer. He doesn’t hear me as his attention is focussed on the stage.  I push him still laughing into a front row seat.

I catch Amy’s eye as she writhes and gyrates, “Way to go girl” I mouth admiringly and nod my congratulations.

I make sure that the guys all have drinks. I walk over to Old Joe who is also transfixed towards the stage and roll my eyes at Stone. No good asking him anything at the moment!

“Give me a cold Fosters for Woody will you and make sure Amy gets a bottle of champagne. That dance is tremendous”
She draws a pint glass and I take it back to Woody.

Water suddenly floods the stage from above and the sides and Amy, along with some other women, get soaked tops making them transparent much to the men’s approval. I wonder if the dwarfs had arranged that strategic seating of the women.

“I think I’m going to enjoy working here,” Woody murmurs looking at the girls dripping wet before resting his eyes on my ample cleavage and the water slowly soaking into my top and wakening nipples.
 
I spy Dopey grinning at Doc which seems to confirm their guilt.

“It is fun” I agree and burst out laughing.

Tango and mrsexlover arrive back mid show and settle next to Jinger and HB, noting their tops are quite wet too much to their delight.
“Can I put this on the notice board?” mrsexlover asks showing me a recruitment poster for the NSPD and staring at my breasts and hard nipples now visible through my top.

“Sure, and congratulations on your promotion fellas. Drinks on the house to celebrate I think” I smile at them both.
He pins it up. Stone dishes out the free drinks and everyone settles to watch Amy’s finale.

The dance is superb.  The crowd cheers as she exits the stage to dry off and returns to the bar where Old Joe serves her. Everyone claps her on the back and clamours to buy her a drink. Stone hands her the bottle of champagne, compliments of the AB&G.

The admirers eventually drift away leaving her in peace to sip her drinks and chew manically on a straw.

Dopey tugs on my blouse and I bend down to hear what he says. “Is Amy drooling on that straw?”
I look over at her from across the room, “Sure looks like it.”  I watch a few seconds, cocking my head to one side and add “If I didn’t know better, I’d think she was performing fellatio.”  Then shake my head dismissing the idea. “No the guy must have a needle dick if he’s built like a straw!”
“Maybe it’s got sherbet on” Dopey states helpfully, “I like lemon best”
“You could be right” I ruffle his hair.

Coves suddenly jumps on stage, picks up the mic and tells a few jokes and I crack up laughing.
I move over to him and slap him, friendly on the back.  He’d been inspecting the dance pole and fire pit outside.

“I hear you may be expanding your talents”

He chuckles and nods. “If you’ve got it…“ he brags good naturedly, purposefully leaving the sentence unfinished. He hands me a card with his name advertising his services.
“Pencil me in for two hours,” I grin wickedly.

I introduce him to AusWoody and they shake hands.  “Woody’s going to be a doorman and help you and the dwarfs out when you need it”

“Stone’s given me my “Honey do list” already” he moans to Woody. “I also need to get some wood for the fire pit”
“Actually, I have a more important job first, Can I borrow the dwarfs for a couple of hours?” I smile at him.
“No problem,” he shrugs
“I’ll sort the wood out. You just need to do what you need to do round here. Woody is moving into one of the attic rooms so he’ll be knocking around the place. I’ll ask Stone to clean the attic up.

Coves whistles and all the dwarfs come out to him from various crevices and hidden tunnels around the AB&G. 

He instructs them to come with me and I leave with them singing their signature tune. “It’s off to work we go …”
They jump into my truck and I head out to Lake Crystal.

“Can any of you drive a bull dozer” I ask them, then as an after thought mutter to myself, “Never mind, I think I’ll enjoy doing it myself. Are you ready boots?”

Standing on the stage I grab the mic.

“Howdy folks, just a quick poem I owe Mr. Covems, the Packer fan.”
 
‘The Packers came to town and kicked the home team’s ass.

“And the sorry ass performance the mighty Bears gave.”

“Surely has ole Papa Bear George Halas rolling in his grave”

Oh... always a pleasure to have a drink and see you all again

Is thursday morning, the day is dark, some back clouds over my head tell me that today is not a good day to be outside, so i walk from the port to the city, and go into my second house, the Achat Bar&Grill, so nice place to be always. I am so tired after take my hill again

I walk into the bar, and i see Almost everyone is here, the stunning Brandy dance over a table while Woody and Covems clap their hands encouraging her to continue dancing. I smile to her, and as always, i receive a smile in back. I look around and see also Jayc and Stone, Maron and Khaten, Hukk and Leighdee... all of them in their own conversations, and i say hi to all of them without disturb, but giving my smile to all of them.

I go to the bar, but before (sorry Brandy) i insert some coins to change the music, HB is there too... and  laugh with Tango and bear, and i choose "Feeling Good" of Muse, a nice song and you can continue dancing Queen Beeee sorry for the change, hope dwarfs  will be ok with that change too, Sexi looks how i change the music and start laugh too, clapping hands to Brandy too, with Momma Andrea, who do the same and sing the song.

But there is more persons dancing... in a dark side of the bar i can see the twins naked sisters, Terri C and Pookie in a sweet and seducing dance with MrsexLover (also the cop) and the blue californian girl, The cop is really a lucky guy i think myself .

In a big table, Tango, Jinger, old Goat, Foxy and Lover, Amy (so tired after the bar dance sesion) are having a conversation, and i sit with then, asking first for some drinks for everyone... this one is mine...

Also, i look around and look for some nice persons that arent here for a long time...  as Lydia, Zoe, Peeka, Karen, or Tomi... hope they are fine, wherever they be, and of course... my Vecina... i miss her.


Everybody drink!!!

(i do a selfie too )



I dare everyone to talk about... what kind party we can do?

I serve Zoerink his favourite poison and  explain we had all been to Crystal Lake and Hyperion House. Jayc & Stone had thrown an early Bonfire Night for the villagers.
The fireworks and burning of the Fawking Guy was an English Tradition held every year around the 5th November.

I pick up the posters from the bar . 

"You coming to the Halloween Party? "  I ask him.

"Sure, I would never miss it" he grins.

I hang the posters up  and  ask him,  "What are you wearing?"

"You will have to wait and see" he laughs and reads the Poster.

HALLOWEEN PARTY  , ALL  ARE INVITED.  CHOOSE  YOUR  COSTUME  AND COME INTO THE AB&G FOR SOME GHOULISH FUN AND GRUEL.

Thank you Old Joe... as always... i will be there... and i am thinking about what to wear...


I cant scared Maron... maybe...




Or be more classical... but we have one green in the party... this one couldnt work



Terric and Pookie sure will come running...



And i will do the same...



Or also, can be more classic




any other ideas???

To be continued...

A few days after the Early Bonfire Night at Crystal Lake …

I sigh and look at myself in the mirror. I wanted to dress up as a sexy vampire but alas The Sea Hawks let me down
So a Zombie serving and cleaning wench it was.



And a bet was a bet and it was only honourable to pay the forfeit Stone had wagered.

I make my way up from my dungeon harem room to see Old Joe serving the guests as they arrive for the Halloween Party.
Their costumes are stunning.  The bar has the beginnings of Halloween decorations but not quite finished. The early Bonfire Night had interupted the preparations.  It still looked good though.

I look at Hukk and tease him,  “Shouldn’t you have some blood and guts showing?”  He rolls his eyes as if I should know better.

Then he teases me,  “So you have to serve and clean up during the Halloween Party… interesting”

“Oh shut up” I hiss, feighning a grumpy look.

“Now, now, that’s not polite to the customers.” He chuckles and boldly  shouts “Wench, An Ale Now!”

I bob my tongue out at him and go behind the bar to serve His Hukkles Lordship with a fake smile.

Leighdee chuckles at his antics. “She might get her own back, maybe you should be careful”

Hukk laughs, “You know me babes, I like to live dangerously” and kisses her on the lips.

Zoerink compliments me on my bloody makeup whilst staring at my buxom breasts, pushed up by the maids corset.

I blow in his face,  “Would you like a drink Zorro?”  I ask him sweetly.

He grins and asks for a “Boob shot?”
 
I laugh out loud and place a shot glass in my cleavage, “Sure, No hands now.” 
I pour a drink of his choice in the nestled glass and thrust my boobs out for him to dig in and throw back before placing the empty shot on the bar counter, using his teeth only. It was perfect, not a drop was spilled!

“Old Joe, get the dwarfs in gear. And where the hell is Coves?  I want this place decked out properly for the Halloween Party” I demand of him.

Old Joe shakes his head laughing when Jayc pokes his head out of the office. “Coves is busy with terric and pookie,  oh and by the way, you lost the bet remember. We give the orders tonight”

“Oh yeah…mmm,  I keep forgetting… Boss,”  I mutter under my breath pouring drinks for him and Stone and place them on a tray to serve  to them in their office. "Why, do I get the feeling, this is going to be a LLLOOOONNNNNNNNNG,  LLLOOOONNNNNNNG Night!"


(HALLOWEEN PARTY NOW AT THE AB&G FOLKS.  DRESS UP AND COME JOIN IN THE FUN!)

Kicked back in my desk chair I watch with amusement as Stone adjusts Brandy’s desk chair and spins around like a kid, glowing in her wager victory over the owner of this noble establishment.
 
“ This is going to be great, bout time she  sees what it is like working out there.”  Stone says with a smile.

As if on cue Brandy enters the office with Tea and coffee. Dressed as a sexy zombie serving wench she gives me an update on party preparations. The shot bar and dentist chair is set up and operational. The Pleasure table has been set up . Cock n Roses roadies have arrived and are setting up. The dwarfs are finishing up the decorating, all in all a good report when suddenly my phone rings.

“Jayc…………what?.................oh man………..ok, that sounds good………I will get Brandy to take care of it, thanks.”  I hang up.

“Hey Brandy, seems we have a little problem out there. I guess Pachi got into some old rotting produce out back and is not feeling well and just threw up over by bathrooms. Doc had Dopey bring him down to your harem room till his stops getting sick and his  diarrhea stops.”   It takes all my will not to explode in laughter as I continue.

“Everybody is busy so could you be a love and mop up that lake of vomit out there for me please.”

A stunned Brandy leaves the office Speechless, when out of Earshot we burst out in laughter.

After we regain our composure we change into our costumes. This year we chose to go as 1980 horror movie victims   
“We look ghoulishly sexy my dear” I say admiring our pale bloody look.  Holding the door open for Stone we make our way out to the bar to greet the arriving patrons.
 

I was in my couch, watching the highlights of the football matches, and suddenly, something stop the program, there are news and i see in my old TV... and a scary editor talks about a very bad news, the apocalipsys is here.. says something about zombies, a virus, and the population is scared for it.



My first reaction, is to be worried about it, but after this, i see in the old TV some familiar persons... OMG!!! I recognize Brandy, Stone and Jayc... so i smile and laugh, and think that this is not gonna be so bad... i guess, so i go to the street, where some zombies are walking, they are not with Rick, Lory or Hukk Glenn, and i run to my home to wear my halloween clothes without loose my own identity.  In the street, i find some friends...



Of course... i have my own channel of tv, special only for friends.




And of course... hope i can find her in the party 

“Be a love” “  Be a love”   I repeat like a mantra then break out laughing, before retching again at the slug slimy lumpy puke.
I am kneeling deep in Panda vomit scrubbing the floor clean with a scrubbing brush and bucket by my side.  Jayc’s instruction had been well and truly noted.

I had the fore-thought to wear a zoot suit and Coves fishing waders. I felt a sight but at least it saved my wonderful Halloween costume from the lumpy sick and smell of half-digested salad and bamboo.

For the umpteenth time, I emptied the bucket of putrid sick and disinfectant down the nearby lavatory and flushed.
Just a few more lumps to remove and more squirts of fresh smelling disinfectant and the lake of sick would be cleared up.

Finally finished, I stood up and stretched my aching back. The place was as good as new and free from sick and diarrhoea at last!

I walked out the back and hosed the waders down, removed the zoot suit and gloves, wrapped them in a plastic bag and disposed of them in the skip.
I returned Cove’s waders to his office and went to wash up and refresh my make-up and perfume.
Soon, I was back at Old Joe’s side, serving the drinks.

I serve a drink to LeighDeexxx and welcome her to the AB&G as I missed it first time round. She was too busy attached to Hukk’s lips, “The first drink is always on the house” I tell her the custom.

“Can you smell boiled cabbage or something?” she asks sniffing the air. “That’s a very authentic decay perfume for Halloween”

“Thank you” I smile and think silently to myself,  “Must be the lingering Panda Puke and looking by how busy it was getting, I had no time to shower to refresh the clinging odour.”

“Oh Brandy” I heard Stone call.  I turned for her to show me an empty glass, “Be a dear and fetch me a fresh glass.”

I smile sweetly and of course go fetch her a pint of lager served with the full complement of nuts, crisps and Bombay mix.

“Be a Love, Be a Dear “   Noted, Oh House of the Gnomes!