Porn games, Sex chat

Ok so for fun I am going to start listing here some of the goofy stuff I get on Achat every day.  People get so silly when they don't get what they want or if you burst their bubble.  Simply put, if you act like a goof you can't blame it on others.

john doe: r u horny

Vaelene to john doe: A little

john doe: what r u wearing

Vaelene to john doe: Clothing

john doe: wow , thats hot

Vaelene to john doe: lol Thanks

john doe: Sorry, you are on my ignore list...
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Love it when they are such cowards they hide behind ignore before their heads get pushed up their butts even further.  So for all of you out there that act like this goofball, your not so great that everyone will do everything you want.  So act like a grown up.  Don't take it out on your victim.  Pull your foot out of your mouth.  And kindly move on.  Simple really.

More goofy chats soon to come.

Thanks bluedenim, I wish I had started saving stuff sooner too as I have had some crazy ones.  But I'll be slapping them in here from now on.  Should make for some funny reading. 

And here is another one just the very next day.  The thrills never stop.
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john doe: Hi, Your city and country seems familiar Wanna talk ?

Vaelene to john doe: Hello

Vaelene to john doe: And sure

john doe: Hi ) lol. A bit confused what that meant, but it's dark humor, right?

john doe: I meant the "suck and fuck only my husband" part btw

Vaelene to john doe: I wasn't sure either really, but no harm in chatting

Vaelene to john doe: Ah ok

john doe: If this meant you had a relationship in here?

Vaelene to john doe: I do, with my real husband

john doe: Yeah, i do the same with my girlfriend actually

Vaelene to john doe: Ah ok, cool

john doe: But I've been given a "free pass"

Vaelene to john doe: Oh I see

john doe: After we tried a threesome in here 2 days ago. Which I think was her secret dream . lol

john doe: Just took some time to admit it

Vaelene to john doe: Oh, I take it that is was a MMF threesome?

john doe: Yep

john doe: It worked damn well if I may say so

Vaelene to john doe: Well that is good

john doe: Ehhh... We both fucked her.. I've showered enough together with other guys to know that I'm not gay

john doe: And you? What's your pleasures?

Vaelene to john doe: I didn't think you were gay lol.  And I guess my pleasures are about the same as most

john doe: Good point . It's different methods, but we all have the same goal

john doe: Unless you are a 18 year old guy who's been reading too much porn

Vaelene to john doe: lol

john doe: That's never a good thing for the virgins walking around that age

john doe: There's should be a class for boys age 12-18 on "how to treat girls". The world would have been a much better place then

Vaelene to john doe: Your going over my head hun, maybe back on topic

john doe: I'm going over my own head sometimes, so sorry bout that

john doe: Here's the cliff note version: I'm a musician http://www.discogs.com/artist/1188962-John-Martinsen  and I have Bipolar disorder. My "outlet" is sex - instead of drugs/alcohol etc

Vaelene to john doe: Oh, well sorry to hear about the bipolar part.  But guess it's good you found an outlet on here

john doe: Well, not sure. Coz I love my girlfriend and I haven't cheated on her. Yet I'm in here...

Vaelene to john doe: So are you talking about sex you and your girlfriend do on here, or real life?

john doe: It's the same girl

john doe: And im not sure she gave me a free pass "just to be kind" or if it's okay

john doe: Sorry, I'm being a party crasher here

john doe: Shall I leave Vaelene?

Vaelene to john doe: Just have me a bit confused is all

john doe: I tend to have that effect on people

john doe: I used to fuck anything with a pulse, but stopped when I met her. Now I am a bit confused. I guess that's why I turned to someone who had listed themselves as a sex maniac..

john doe: But listen, I'll figure out stuff instead of bringing them in here. Nice talking to you

Vaelene to john doe: Alright, take care hun and good luck to you

john doe: Thanx Didn't mean to dump my problems on you. Sorry about that Bye
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Oh good times, good times. .  I guess all I can say is, look both ways before crossing the street. >.<

Been a few days since anything worth posting, but today I got another fun one.

jane doe: hi

Vaelene to jane doe: Hello

jane doe: how are you?

jane doe: nice pussy pic

Vaelene to jane doe: Ok, you?

Vaelene to jane doe: And thanks

jane doe: me fine

jane doe: nice to meet you

jane doe: i am horny mmmmmmmmm

jane doe: and u ?

jane doe: i am XXXXXX

Vaelene to jane doe: I am a little horny, but not bi

jane doe: i have ff

jane doe: poses

jane doe: can u  come with me

Vaelene to jane doe: I like guys

"Decline first invite"

jane doe: little come and enjoy little with me

jane doe: i will give u some guyz

Vaelene to jane doe: What?

jane doe: i have so many slaves male in my group for u

"Decline second invite"

jane doe: they all obey me

Vaelene to jane doe: No thank you
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I swear bi and lesbian women on here can be more pushy then guys.  O.o


Mod edit: name changed
Lover

Reading the profile of the person you choose to chat at helps.  Can't put much on a profile so it takes maybe what, 5 seconds to read?

john doe: hi

Vaelene to john doe: Hello

john doe: how r u

Vaelene to john doe: Ok, you?

john doe: thx

""Thanks for what? O.o""

john doe: wht r u doing

""And why is he texting?""

Vaelene to john doe: Not much

john doe: r u maried

Vaelene to john doe: Yes

john doe: good

""What is good?""

john doe: ur hubby know

Vaelene to john doe: Know what?

john doe: about here

Vaelene to john doe: Well if you read my profile you'd already know the answer to that hun

john doe: good

""Again what is good??""
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Look up, look down, look all around. . .Nope still don't get it, what the hell people?? >.>  <.<

dipshit: WANT MY PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Vaelene to dipshit: Your pussy?

dipshit: loll

dipshit: sure a pussy like that could be just mine

Vaelene to dipshit: Oh I see, it's already claimed though

"invites me to his room"

Vaelene to dipshit: Hi

""He picks the make out naked pose""

dipshit: welcome baby

Vaelene to dipshit: Thanks

dipshit: god ...dressed ?

""I have on the secretary outfit so I'm still covered not naked poor him""

Vaelene to dipshit: Yeah, I don't show it all to just any body

dipshit: l'm not anybody

""So very true :-p""

dipshit: l'm ""He puts real name here""

dipshit: and want my baby naked

dipshit: you can leave stockings and shoes on

Vaelene to dipshit: Oh gosh can I?

dipshit: you have to ...lolll

Vaelene to dipshit: I think I'm good as is hun

dipshit: no you arent ...sorry baby

Vaelene to dipshit: Any chance you read my profile?

dipshit: of course l readed

""He didn't read shit let's face it""

Vaelene to dipshit: Ok

dipshit: but you can do this with others not with me

""He is upset since I did not end up totally naked like he thought I would.  Again poor him.""

Vaelene to dipshit: Ok bye

""I left the room""

DIPSHIT: have fun baby ...bye
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Yes I changed his screen name to dipshit, it fits.  This is two in the same evening, maybe we can get three??

You missed one . Modified by Brandybee

Three in the same evening woooo lol.  And one right after the other.  Now this guy I feel started to abuse me with the whole fuck my husband up the ass comment and a few other things, so I am not changing his name. ( I have . Brandybee )  He was being an ass and over stepping, if the mod tells me to change it later I will have to.

Nutter : your real hubby?

Vaelene : That's right

Nutter: you dont fuck with others?

Vaelene  Nope

Nutter: maybe ... ass? gg

Vaelene : Maybe kiss, or hand job, that kind of thing.  But that's it

Vaelene : And no, I don't do anal

Nutter: ok... thats fair

Nutter: gg

""What the hell is this "gg" crap?""

Nutter: your hubby is on?

Vaelene : Not right now

Nutter: your hubby dont know....

Nutter: you suk my cock... he dont know gg

Vaelene : I only suck him :p

Nutter: i like sucking from married girls gg

Vaelene : Well that's great, but your not getting sucked from me

Nutter: gg

Nutter: maybe ... your hubby want my cock in his ass... that was a great idea i think gg

Vaelene : How about I fuck you in your ass?  That sounds like a great idea I think

Nutter: ok bb

Nutter:  gg

Vaelene : Ok let's go

Nutter: do it bb

""I invite to my room""

Vaelene : Hi

Nutter: hello sweety

""I bring up the bend the guy over and fuck his ass with dildo pose I have""

Nutter: mmmmm

""Fucking him with strap on""

Vaelene : mmmm nice ass hun

Nutter: come on bb

Nutter: such nice tits

Vaelene : You take it well

Nutter: lets swich pose

""He puts up the bend girl over pose, I don't click it""

Nutter: wank my cock too bb

Vaelene : But I'm enjoying fucking your ass baby

Nutter: thats sooooo fine bb

Vaelene : I don't want your cock

Nutter: ooooooooh yesssssssss

Nutter: fuck me baby

""I'm really pounding him with my strap on and he keeps throwing up poses to fuck me in but I never click""

Nutter: sooooo gooooood

Nutter: deeeeeeeeeeeep

Nutter: deeeeeeeeeeper

Vaelene : All up in you baby

Nutter: come on slut

Vaelene : Your the slut taking it up the ass baby

Vaelene : mmmmmm yes take it

Nutter: oooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Nutter: yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Nutter: come on top bb

Nutter: i dont tell it to your hubby

Vaelene : lol

Vaelene : In your dreams ass slut

Vaelene : Take care

""I leave the room""
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Takes all kinds I guess, some people can really spoil Achat.  But at least I got to bend him over, he thought he'd get a shot at me if he went through with it I guess. . .Wrong!!!

Name changed to "Nutter".  Moderated by Brandybee

So really this whole evening and night has been full of completely clueless people and total douchebags.  I am going to guess it's from it being Christmas eve. 

Have had a couple ok folks, but for the most part it's been clueless people that did not take a few tiny seconds to read my profile.  And douches being all pissy for no real good reason.  Sides the fact I did not bow to their every wish and desire.  :/   

I mean with lines like, "I'll let you suck my cock."  Like oh gosh wow lucky me lmao I mean really.  Or "I'm going to fuck you with my big huge cock.  But don't worry baby I'll keep it secret from your husband.  So come suck and fuck my huge hard cock."  I mean come on you saying you'll keep it secret does not make me automatically want your cock, catch a clue.

Or goofy little stuff like this.

john doe: ur pic derive me crazy always

Vaelene to john doe: Thanks I'm flattered

john doe: my cock is a stone

john doe: i would fuck ur ass while u lick a pussy

Vaelene to john doe: Yuck

Vaelene to john doe: How about I fuck your ass while you suck a cock?
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He didn't have much to say after that, but all I did was throw his kind offer back at him.  lol :p

Ok so wanted to say that others can post on here as well.  I can't be the only one that goes through silly or goofy stuff on Achat.  Feel free to post up some of your strange and funny times as well.  I think if this keeps going with out any reply back from anyone I'll go ahead and take my topic down. 

Awesome I'm glad someone is getting a kick out of them then.  And yeah I will stop some and answer things for them from their profile.  Like they will start to say where they are from and I will tell them as it was listed on their profile lol.  But anyway as long as people are getting entertainment from my posts here I'll keep putting them up.

Keep posting, they are a fun read.  I'm sure most are reading and when they feel a conversation is worth publishing, they will.

Just change the name to prevent any embarrassment, thanks

I look forward to reading more.

Thanks Brandybee, glad to see some people are getting a kick from them.  Be nice to get some that are simply silly or funny, and less that are rude or mean.  I think this time a year makes people a little pissy lol.  I'm sure after new years goes through I'll end up getting hit with more funny times though.   

P.S.  Brandybee, your name is so fun to say lol.  Every time I say it I giggle 

This one cracked me up. .

dork: merry Xmas my beautiful dirty baby ...kissssss

""Why do so many guys call me dirty??""
""Most I do are hand and foot jobs.""
""Only my husband gets the real good stuff lol""

Vaelene to dork: Thanks, happy holidays

""He invites me to room I go""

Vaelene to dork: Hi

dork:  hi love

""He puts up the making out pose I click it""

dork: yr xmas kiss

Vaelene to dork: lol Thanks

dork: do u have a gift for me too my love ?

Vaelene to dork: A nice hand job as a gift

dork: that's usual for you baby

dork: l want a special one

Vaelene to dork: Like?

dork: like yr pussy to fuck my love

Vaelene to dork: Hahahaha your funny.  And all I got was a kiss?

Vaelene to dork: Have fun hun

""I leave the room laughing my ass off""

dork: you gonna get much more than just a kiss baby ...you know

""Trying to save his ass""

Vaelene to dork: I only let my husband fuck me here hun

""I have that fact put up all over my profile""

dork: neither for Xmas for yr best lover ?

""I am like laughing to death at this best lover comment and how silly this guy is""

Vaelene to dork: Best lover?  And no not even for the holidays lol

dork: as you want...bye

Vaelene to dork: Bye
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This guy really made me laugh, people can be so silly!