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Ok, so this is a tradition I started last year...sadly I have a year's worth of lost jokes..  But I thought I'd start recording my profile messages from now on.  Only thing I can't decide, should I put the outfits that I use with them?  I'll try it on this first one and everyone let me know what you think..




Is the pic too much, fun, or would just a list of the text be better?

I'd say add the pic. They say more than 1000 words lol

Maybe a tipp: If you add width=600 when you add a pic, the size is perfect. Looks like this:

I mean like this.

Definitely with the picture, but then you probably knew I would say that 

Giggling all the way home.

Fixxgiggle

mmmmmm i wouldn't mind that at all   

Ok, if you're not American, or old enough to remember the height of the transfat craze here in America.  Country Crock is a soft margarine that spreads easily.

A commercial from the 80s.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S90qSqp0gng

Anyway it was the inspiration for today's sexy profile  joke.



Hope you enjoy and have a great Sunday!

Didn't get to making a collage yesterday, so this post will have both today's and yesterday's.

Yesterday -Labor Day in the US and a few other other places.




Today's

ok...spoof on a coca~cola slogan.  (there will be more to come, and if you've been to my tumblr recently you may have seen the whole list I did yesterday, when I saw this specific one already done...)

The slogan...


My spoofy profile...



Also...feedback is welcome!

Wish I had written this one myself, but its just a favorite to repeat   I've used it a few times in the past year.

Sometimes I feel really naive.. I didn't know that kegel weights were really a thing until today!!  I guess I can just say thank god no one ever felt the need to inform me of them 

I love these. Great work Misdevious.

Clever, witty , Arty and you have quite a talent.

Part of me feels this should be in Artists Alley.

Thanks for sharing them.

Thank you, Brandy!  i don't feel I'm deserving of such praise!  I'm just really combining the efforts of other's art into something I think is amusing.  Some of the jokes and wording are all me, but sometimes just an idea that's twisted into something new, or just to fit in the space,  or flat out reused if it made me laugh hard enough.  Although, I guess collage is a protected form of art...it's just a very grey area and not something I feel comfortable taking much praise over.  But...my ego will gladly take the praise if you can see the layered meanings in my choices. 

Anyway, now that I'm over my blush, here's today's!




As in layered meanings...the picture of the cat I chose is one...it's a pet, it's a pussy, and it's under an umbrella so it's not wet like most of our minds would autocorrect that first sentence into (as we're on a sex site).  I really like highlight the literal behind my innuendo for contrast, as I did with the skeleton sex, the phallic trees, and the vintage coke ads that I found could be taken suggestively if viewed that way.  That is what I love!

I opened the door in the loft....