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« #345 : January 26, 2011, 05:24:34 PM »

Worst one I ever got was a guy just came right out and asked if I wanted to watch him stick a spoon in his butt on cam.
IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE

Tea spoon or soup spoon ?  ;D
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« #346 : January 26, 2011, 05:42:37 PM »

Girl: Do you wanna se naked pics from em?   (I post it literally)
Me: I don't know  (think I confused her, lol)



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« #347 : January 27, 2011, 02:13:37 AM »

wonder who em was?
wonder if they knew naked pictures of them floating about ::)

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« #348 : January 27, 2011, 02:26:53 AM »

fucking cold invites from guys, I said I was bi to stop pissing the shemales off
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« #349 : January 27, 2011, 08:48:29 AM »

@urban I didnt want to find out. IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE
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« #350 : January 27, 2011, 09:15:00 AM »

One  guy does`nt say hi ! He just keeps coming at me with >You want to fuck my big black cock !  Ah  so classy >NOT<  I just know I`m going to get into trouble here ! I  want to soooooo  much ask him if he`s double jointed > he`ll say no why ? > I`LL say  ....... ah  TO BAD  then you can`t suck your self off ! buddy !  ........ I know I`m bad !   Man I got in trouble w that line before !
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« #351 : January 27, 2011, 10:20:41 AM »

my thumbs double jointed... cant suck my own cock though
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« #352 : January 27, 2011, 11:24:38 AM »

I've seen a shemale do that to herself, I had to try it after that. I figured I would be able to do it since I'm limber but I couldn't. Well she had a longer cock than me so she cheated. *pout*

@Christina: A spoon... ewwwww.

I was just online chatting with Christina and a guy starts chatting to me writing all the nasty stuff he could think of at the moment. "Like incest?", "Want to be my stepsister", "come and fuck my tight ass", "I cum a lot" and even more stuff. I don't care about people approaching me like that and incest is not in my book.
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« #353 : January 27, 2011, 11:32:25 AM »

i get that from almost every girl on there who dares lift a finger to initiate conversations. "wanna fuck me?" "im so wet" "blah blah blah something about how I like to lick assholes or swallow cum or something"
yeah im pretty flexible too, would have to go back into taekwondo or something similar to get my splits back though
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« #354 : January 27, 2011, 12:30:51 PM »

A very quick path to my ignore list is to start wanting "family time" on Achat. YUCK!
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« #355 : January 27, 2011, 01:50:46 PM »

monday night is family game night
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« #356 : January 27, 2011, 06:23:13 PM »

OK  now I remeber : one guy 1 yr ago up until 2 months ago ! He would call me the worst names and demand me to go into the room w him . Me as hard headed  as I am , was calm ,polite just told him I` m talking to my friends , he still went on ! WELL SORRY TO SAY  !  They next time he invited me I accepted , ah I BITCH SLAPPED HIM >Moral > be nice > will be nasty when mutual ! p.s he said hi a month ago !
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« #357 : January 27, 2011, 06:56:09 PM »

Ahaha there are some really stupid people out there, a girl came onto me asking for how long I wanted to play with her offering prices for different amount of time. I can't help but dislike that delusional girl now, why in the world would I pay for sex with her when it is probably boring as shit too. I'm saving my A$ for clothes and poses. If she wants better success she should try to pick up people having Sex Maniac in their profile rather than Talkative.
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« #358 : January 27, 2011, 07:16:43 PM »

@ Adera ........ I`m down with that  !
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« #359 : January 27, 2011, 08:34:14 PM »

Hey Adera,
5min-100A$
30-500A$

A kiss and a smile, priceless :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
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