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« #375 : February 01, 2011, 10:30:32 AM »

hmm,...might send them there next time I get that type of a request...

She wasn't looking for a sugar daddy,...only a sucker

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« #376 : February 01, 2011, 02:46:26 PM »

lol, so 'sucker daddy' from now on?  ;D


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« #377 : February 01, 2011, 05:40:53 PM »

@christinnak :



I'm already outside  :-*
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« #378 : February 01, 2011, 09:20:14 PM »

Well Urban, I have to say.  I'll watch you try and get that one in your butt. Hope you have lots of lube.  Ill bring the popcorn.  :o
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« #379 : February 02, 2011, 07:00:48 AM »

@ Christinak     lol  Hold back the butter ! > lol cause   @ Urban is going too need it !   ;D hahahaha   
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« #380 : February 02, 2011, 01:24:55 PM »

Do you want to fuck for $150.00   >:( ok I lost it !!!! I told him to stick his money up his ASS !!!!!!!
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« #381 : February 03, 2011, 08:07:55 AM »

He can use Urban's lube if it is too tight...lol


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« #382 : February 03, 2011, 06:33:17 PM »

Cold  Invites hmm  I decline > then they say why not >or whats wrong w me !   Dudes go back playing pack man !
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« #383 : February 04, 2011, 11:32:29 AM »

Girl: "Do you want my pussy for 500?"
I: "No, better you keep it"

Unfortunately I could not go on with this talk, she didn't answer anymore ;)

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« #384 : February 05, 2011, 09:13:20 AM »

Shaking my head !  ???  Guys that come out w Want to see my real hard cock , then they give their email  ! YUCK !
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« #385 : February 05, 2011, 09:36:56 AM »

Yeah some really want to show it off it seems, I've got a few offers like that.
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« #386 : February 05, 2011, 09:54:46 AM »

I am waiting for someone to put their collection out in an album.  Make a coffee table book out  of it.

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« #387 : February 05, 2011, 12:04:30 PM »

We're "just" collecting them. Maybe we should create a listing and then vote for the best (worst?) 5? Think about a vote each month and then celebrate the "best of the year" :D

If you agree, I'll think about doing it!

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« #388 : February 05, 2011, 03:25:52 PM »

I lie about my age.  Not because I'm ashamed, I'm a proud and wild 41 years.  I suspect 50 might be the year I feel old.  ...  I digress. 

When I used my real age, I was accosted by:
  • I love mature pussy!
  • Are you married?  Do you have kids?  (I asked why this mattered?)  "...because I love MILF's"

It got worse from there, so I changed my age.  I don't mind being used to just get off, honestly!  However, that said, I'd rather be greeted by a simple "Hello" any day of the week!
« : February 05, 2011, 03:29:04 PM Zinah »
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« #389 : February 05, 2011, 03:34:13 PM »

@ welcome Zinah to the forum  just tell them this > I . D . Y D  <  MEANS I`ll do your daddy !! hehehe !   ;D     You can call me Sunny!  Just have fun !
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