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« #540 : March 27, 2011, 02:59:38 PM »

grunt growls ohmmmm gowahhh  you sucky nowah lol
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« #541 : March 27, 2011, 03:11:46 PM »

sucky sucky five dowrah
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« #542 : March 28, 2011, 06:22:19 PM »

Guy > could you do me a favour   >me    what <>guy could you get on your knees and smile like a donut !
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me? a lil fuzzy rabbit and a carnivour of lust ;)


« #543 : April 03, 2011, 02:04:11 AM »

Guy: r u any good at this?
Me: extremely bb ;)
Guy: really?
Me: no, i suck at this :)
Guy: ok, then im not interested, u suck

wht can i say?  ;D

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« #544 : April 03, 2011, 03:47:48 AM »

Okay...it wasn`t me :D but do you really have to say something about that..pfff..i don`t  think so.. be glad he`s gone ;) psstt..you really suck at this? :P :D

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« #545 : April 03, 2011, 06:17:09 AM »

Hhahahaha I`ll use that saying I suck  ! oh wait minute that wont work ! hehehehe
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« #546 : April 03, 2011, 08:05:03 AM »

Okay...it wasn`t me :D but do you really have to say something about that..pfff..i don`t  think so.. be glad he`s gone ;) psstt..you really suck at this? :P :D
i suck bigtime bb ;)  :P

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« #547 : April 03, 2011, 08:13:51 AM »

@alstott: She sure does, I wonder how long you would last between her soft wet lips. ;) :P
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« #548 : April 03, 2011, 09:07:49 AM »

@Adera     ::) who `s lips your talking about   hehehe ! > alstott be quite ! ;D
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« #549 : April 03, 2011, 09:36:25 AM »

Oh, I was thinking of Pse's lips. :P
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« #550 : April 03, 2011, 11:50:16 AM »

Oh, I was thinking of Pse's lips. :P
:P mmmmm slurp mfhhh glbbbb slurp  :P see, still no gag bb  ;D

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« #551 : April 03, 2011, 12:23:22 PM »

hehehehe ! ::)
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« #552 : April 03, 2011, 12:25:14 PM »

Wondering who'd be better at it... female or shemale.. oops


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« #553 : April 03, 2011, 12:32:21 PM »

 @ Tight                ::) :P :P :P               That depends on weather you v`e practise DEEP THROAT ! 




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« : April 03, 2011, 12:39:52 PM islandsun »
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« #554 : April 03, 2011, 12:44:23 PM »

Hmmm...you three pretty ladys confusin' me  ::) ..lips ,gag, deep throat..okay now i`m wide awake :P

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