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« #555 : April 03, 2011, 12:54:48 PM »

Wondering who'd be better at it... female or shemale.. oops
well, tell u the truth.... gay men r pretty darn good at it so i think it will be a 3sum photofinish  ;D

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« #556 : April 03, 2011, 01:03:23 PM »

Wondering who'd be better at it... female or shemale.. oops
well, tell u the truth.... gay men r pretty darn good at it so i think it will be a 3sum photofinish  ;D

Either way, the subject would be very, very pleased... ;D


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« #557 : April 03, 2011, 01:10:54 PM »

Either way, the subject would be very, very pleased... ;D

r u volontering for the contest tightfit? as contestant or... ?

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« #558 : April 03, 2011, 02:14:26 PM »

@Tight    ya !   Tight  Which will it be ?   hehehee ! ::)
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« #559 : April 03, 2011, 03:10:04 PM »

Hmm I was thinking that I could be an contestant but a judge would be fun as well... just don't put any fingers up my ass girls, you'll make me cum to easy then. :P
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« #560 : April 03, 2011, 03:48:56 PM »

lol, just before I go to bed.. I'll be a... oh oh, bad connection, going through a tunnel.. gotta go! ;D


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« #561 : April 03, 2011, 04:42:19 PM »

hehehe ! Sweet dreams  ;D
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« #562 : April 04, 2011, 06:51:06 AM »

a Guy said this to me yesterday...hey sexy why you don`t come over and drop your pants bang me like a wild untamed breeding bull...me>well cause i`m not gay...he<but i bet i can convince you to be one...me>sorry what you say i almost fall asleep ;D ;D

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« #563 : April 04, 2011, 08:25:12 AM »

@alstott      hahahaha ! HE  WANTS YOU !  If you decide to experiment the other way > I  have the perfect song  for you > In the midnight hour , you`ll get on your knees !  You`ll take him there !     > Head lock <      hahahahaa !  sorry baby Devil `s coming out  !      I keep getting asked  > you sure your not gay  ! ::)  


Guy says > 5 minutes for oral sex >  lol not even a hi
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« #564 : April 04, 2011, 02:41:14 PM »

@Sunny...ha.....ha......ha.....and again....bite me :P ;D no i will not and  no i`m not :D :D
p.s. you don`t like oral sex? hahahaha :P ;D

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« #565 : April 04, 2011, 04:54:05 PM »

@alstott    staring upu at you > eyes flashing  , left hand on hip , fore finger wagging  right in your face !   > You big weasel brain  <  yesterday I was talking deep throat , and today your saying I dont like oral sex  ! lol  ;D  I  think  its  only a ASSHOLE that asks to borrow your mouth for 5 minutes FOR ORAL SEX  !  stop pushing buttons  or I`ll be forced to use the death grip on you  ! heheheh !
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« #566 : April 04, 2011, 06:40:14 PM »

@ Alstott Careful my friend, you need more than leather gloves to handle this little mountain lion...


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« #567 : April 04, 2011, 07:09:19 PM »

@Tight hehe i know but we only teasing each other donĀ“t worry about that ;) @Sunny maybe this guy only knows some words in english or he`s just a jerk

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« #568 : April 05, 2011, 12:22:17 PM »

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« #569 : April 05, 2011, 10:27:11 PM »

@alstott    staring upu at you > eyes flashing  , left hand on hip , fore finger wagging  right in your face !   > You big weasel brain  <  yesterday I was talking deep throat , and today your saying I dont like oral sex  ! lol  ;D  I  think  its  only a ASSHOLE that asks to borrow your mouth for 5 minutes FOR ORAL SEX  !  stop pushing buttons  or I`ll be forced to use the death grip on you  ! heheheh !
well its not like you're using it for anything useful right now
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