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« #195 : November 10, 2010, 11:26:25 AM »

Lofn?

Scandinavian Goddess of illicit passion ;D

primarily a facilitator of marriage,..but known to cross and encourage the,..forbidden
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« #196 : November 10, 2010, 11:46:04 AM »

Illicit passion, hmmmm :D

Almost the best is to ignore. But some are soo intrusive, they get their reward ;D ;D ;D

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« #197 : November 10, 2010, 11:59:11 AM »

Ahh, very nice.

Bathed in moonlight
I'm proclaimed by angels cry
Think well
Do take your time
Because your soul
will be mine the day you die

Kamelot, Descent of the Archangel
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« #198 : November 10, 2010, 02:27:27 PM »

I don't need to be a goddess to give someone pleasure ;) :P.
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« #199 : November 10, 2010, 02:35:37 PM »

I don't need to be goddess to give someone pleasure ;) :P.
  :D  :D  :D ROTFL
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« #200 : November 10, 2010, 03:04:53 PM »

Oh I make sure to take some pleasure too :P :D
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« #201 : November 10, 2010, 03:06:57 PM »


and i don't get it. who says that the girls have to reply to every obnoxious comment they get from the guys. i know there is fun in that...putting the guy in his place...but wouldn't it be just as easy to ignore them and not comment at all?
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But what would be the fun in that.  Just slinging quietly back into the night and leaving no reply. :P :P :P :P  I say give them what they asked for- a verbal fucking, yes its not the fucking that they wanted, but its still a fuck. ;D ;D ;D

And why would he think that because your a she/male you HAVE to be into the guys or vise versa.  You should have asked him what was the name of that BBC, say things for the heads up ::), I'll go check him out.

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Hmmmm soooo you want to share that boyfriend.  LOL
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« #202 : November 10, 2010, 06:55:22 PM »

I didn't ask who it was and I don't remember the guy. I think some guys (quite a few actually) hope to find a shemale that wants to fuck them in their ass, well its not my thing.

Covering behind Sinnnn I point at the bad people "tell them off please" :P.
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« #203 : November 10, 2010, 07:15:42 PM »

Ah,...Adera this is where you are wrong,...Goddesses are worshiped,..adored,...

We have been blessed this day with the visit of such

The Goddess of Supreme Awesomeness...sinnnn

@sinnnn no, be my guest, I am certain you'll have him stripped of his manhood and reduced to  a whimpering pool of genetic material before the night's end



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« #204 : November 10, 2010, 07:26:45 PM »

Ehehe well sinnnn does add some flare to the forum ;D
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« #205 : November 10, 2010, 08:59:37 PM »

Awww shucks ya'll, got me blushing. ::)
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« #206 : November 11, 2010, 08:08:56 AM »

Mmm maybe I can make you blush some more *licking lips*, atleast if I get some help from Janine. ;)
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« #207 : November 11, 2010, 08:43:48 AM »

Ahhhh blows kisses to you all. and the goddess takes a bow, not too deep a bow(don't want to show everything now ;D) :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

@Adera
please do try. ;)
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« #208 : November 12, 2010, 09:12:48 AM »

Oh is that a challenge? :P

Walking up to Sinnnn from behind as she sits infront of her computer, I bend down, my mouth close to her ear and in a breathy voice "I don't have anything witty for you right now, but I can try something else... revered goddess".

Sliding myself around the chair, straddling her lap I cradle her face in my hands. Looking deep into her eyes I bend down and give her a soft kiss on her lips pushing lightly at them with my tongue untill she parts her lips for me. Pushing my tongue inside her mouth I play with hers feeling it softly against mine.

Breaking the kiss I slide myself down off of her, my hands following me, stroking her body as I kneel infront of her. Pushing her legs apart gently I lean in breathing a hot breath against her panties, looking up at her I lick my lips and smile wickedly.
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« #209 : November 12, 2010, 10:18:26 AM »

Is this the right place for this post? ;) Shouldn't it be in erotic fantasies, maybe even at a campfire?  ;D


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