Forum Game. Corrupt a Wish

[Anonymous]

He does, with a damn great broom, straight into the garbage truck.

I wish I was in the movie I am watching (Zack and Miri Make a Porno)

[hukk]

You get it, but soon find Seth Rogen's fuzzy beard very uncomfortable for most  scenes. 

I wish I could time travel.

[Rukya]

You travel time , but when you appear , a gamma bomb explode near you and now you are green and are known as the Incredible Hukk .

I wish to have hazel eyes

[zoerink]

With hazel or green or brown… your eyes are stunning Rukya.

I wish to dont work tomorrow… i wish to have more holidays…

[Rukya]

You take a one year sabatic holliday in an island , unfortunately , an astéroid fall in the sea 2km far of you and the island is ravaged by the blast then by the following tsunami .

i wish to have sex in a spaceship

[hukk]

You travel time , but when you appear , a gamma bomb explode near you and now you are green and are known as the Incredible Hukk .

Clever. A new possible alias for another forum down the road! 

i wish to have sex in a spaceship

Yea have it, but find the cold, dead, silent atmosphere of space depressing and incapable of filling the void within your heart.

I wish I had a kitten.

[Brandybee]

You have, but it bites like a tiger

I  wish  for a nice cup of tea mmmmmmmm

[zoerink]

OH!!! i feel so weird… watching you asking for a cup of tea…

I wish a cup of tea for Brandy

[hukk]

You receive a cup of tea from someone named Brandy. She has no idea who you are..

I wish I had powers like Superman.

[zoerink]

Superman is a strong man, but, from my point of view, is better to be Thor.

I wish to have the hammer of Thor and beat the head of spanish politics, one by one.

[Nat33]

French politicians are also excellent in France and they have a hard head!
So you broke your super hammer on one of them 

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[Anonymous]

You happen to be walking by, just as the last truck is dumping its last load of the last coins. You don't last.

I (sometimes) wish my penis was long enough that I could bj myself.

[Anonymous]

You wake up with a penis long enough you can BJ yourself but you find yourself wishing you didnt have it at all

I wish it snows

[hentaiboy69]

While you drive back home, snow fall, but soon become a storm and you are trapped in your car for a week!

p.s.: snow is falling down here! 

i wish i can have a cup of hot chocolate!

[hukk]

You get it but as you drink you regret not wishing for something more awesome instead. Next time robot ninja servant. Next time..

I wish I had a robot ninja servant.

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