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  • December 10, 2010 at 3:13 am #20450
    sinnnn
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      thats just wrg in sooooo many ways. lol

      December 14, 2010 at 2:41 am #20451
      Adera
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        Look at this one :P -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-gALplK3fs

        December 14, 2010 at 6:02 am #20452
        Bear
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          Not a link,…but a true story..
          This happened to me yesterday, (Sunday)… so absurb..I can’t help but share it…and though it does deal with a potentially serious issue…I walked from it unscathed…

          I was on my way to deal with a “delicate”  issue with a family member,…uptight with the thought of potential confrontation that as I was passing a local  park I recognized I better stop, clear my head before proceeding on.  I parked my car, headed down on one of the trails eventually finding myself at a rocky outcropping of rocks by a lakes edge.  Scampering up the rocks, I sat down,…took a moment to take the late morning scene in.

          Very peaceful,.. the air was still,.. a thick ground fog covered the lake,. the sun above in the haze, attempting to burn through. On the edge of the visible, a couple of fishermen in kayaks silhouetted in the fog, their voices a low whisper, barely audible, a white crane in a nearby tree, ducks moving slow on the glassy water surface. The gentle lap of water against the shore…ideally serene.  :)

          Not certain what moved me to do so,…just the moment,.. an old habit from my youth, I was warm in my jacket but feeling constrained and the thought of meditating there so enticing.  So I got up, stripped down to only my jeans. Letting the cool air surround me and sat down to try to meditate.  Try as I might, my body was uptight, tense…so I figured  I’d try to recall Tai’ Chi that I had practice many years ago. Stood up and on that rock, barefoot, went through the motions of old forms,…improvised a few as I stretched and moved, hearing the crack and snap of joints loosening. I hit that trance state,..at peace, finally relaxed. Until everything shattered by a disharmonious snap of a nearby branch. />:(” title=”>:(” class=”bbcode_smiley” /></p> <p>By the time I turned around, all I caught was the shadow of someone ducking behind a tree. The hair on the back of my neck rising,…I kept staring at that tree until finally a head peered around the trunk. The white of the eyes as large as saucers, his tongue parked sticking out of the side of his mouth. When he stepped from behind the tree 15 feet away,..pants unzipped, hands working his half erect cock,..I was…stunned. 😮</p> <p>Had at least enough presence of mind to take  a long hard look at him, focusing on his face, wanting to get the details down for the report I knew I would file…</p> <p>In the meantime his head twitching nervously at me in some ridiculous “Come hither” beckoming. </p> <p>That’s when it hit me. A dopplerganger,…facial features,… build,…mannerisms,…the nervous movement…a sudden flash sweeping me that made me laugh…hysterical. </p> <p>He was so close in looks,…identical …I couldn’t stop laughing, even as I sat down got dressed, unleashing a barrage of insults and put downs from my perch above while he stood there fondling himself.</p> <p>Won’t go into details of what happen next,..only that when I called in the complaint, the sheriff naturally asked can you describe him? I laughed again, not to the amusement of the sheriff,  who questioned how I could not take this serious.</p> <p>To which I could only tell him ….that he looked like… well that first thought that had hit me,….</p> <p>“OH MY GOD, IT'S MR. BEAN” <img decoding=

          December 14, 2010 at 10:39 am #20453
          Lover
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            ;D ;D ;D ;D

            Did you see his teddy bear? (OMG, double binding… teddybear ;))

            December 14, 2010 at 4:36 pm #20454
            Janine Dee
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              That's always baffled me… I mean it's one thing to have say a voyeuristic fantasy you may act out with a special someone.  It would even be another thing if he say kept a mental image he used when he went home… but to get started right then and there… that's messed up in the head.

              The fact that it was Mister Bean… adds a whole other level to the trauma.

              December 14, 2010 at 4:49 pm #20455
              Adera
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                ROFL, I agree with Janine… but the whole thing is so messed up with him looking like Mr Bean. ;D

                Good thing your taking it lightly and nothing worse happened to you Bear.

                December 14, 2010 at 5:22 pm #20456
                sinnnn
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                  I am just going to nod and smile on this one. :-X

                  December 14, 2010 at 7:00 pm #20457
                  Bear
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                    Janine the only trauma suffered was he ruined Mr. Bean for me…. />:(” title=”>:(” class=”bbcode_smiley” /></p> <p>Honestly you don't give your psyche into creeps like this. That gives them power. A flasher has the intent to shock,..that is his power,…you take it by pointing,..laughing,..make demeaning remarks about package. </p> <p>Just like I did,…I thought I was creative with some…</p> <p>“Hey dude,..it's not that fucking cold!”<br />“This is a land of mighty oaks,..put your acorns away, nobody is impressed”<br />“Man that worm isn't going to work for catfishing here,..guess we could use it for the minnows”</p> </div><!-- .bbp-reply-content --> </div><!-- .reply --> <div id=

                    December 22, 2010 at 10:17 pm #20458
                    Lover
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                      Oh my god, are we able to celebrate christmas?

                      funny_christmas_pictures_12%255B1%255D.jpg

                      December 22, 2010 at 10:19 pm #20459
                      Lover
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                        Ladies, beware of your toys and houseware :D

                        FunnyChristmasSnowman.jpg

                        December 22, 2010 at 10:24 pm #20460
                        Adera
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                          Maybe not if you believe in Santa. ::)

                          Lol… well my dildoes can't really be misstaken for anything else. :P

                          January 23, 2011 at 10:55 am #20461
                          Lover
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                            Be careful if there is a lot of snow on your roof :D

                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKxx4m9STHw&feature=related

                            January 26, 2011 at 12:41 am #20462
                            Urban
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                              On i have totaly forgoten :)

                              NEVER mix vodka and psychotrops ;-).

                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4Wl7QQj6P8

                              January 31, 2011 at 6:04 pm #20463
                              Lover
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                                An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: “woman without her man is nothing”. The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.

                                The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.”

                                The women wrote: “Woman! Without her, man is nothing.”

                                February 8, 2011 at 12:02 pm #20464
                                Lover
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                                  I don't know the language but there's no need to understand it. The first 30secs seem to be strange, but then ;D ;D ;D

                                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mAudUK8_1U

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