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It was the summer of 74 i was 17 yo i was going with a Dutch girl of 21 who lived three houses up the road from my grandparents. Her father was typical Dutch i guess about 6'4” tall built like a brick shit house and as mean a bloke as i ever met. He worked as a sewerage contractor, but did it all by manual labour so he was a formidable man. He really didn’t like me at all so i kept out of his way. Anyway it was about 230 pm on a week day and we were at her parents house in her bedroom doing what young people do when there parents are working, things were going along nicely when we heard a car pull into the driveway

now her father drove down the driveway and turned around in the back yard which gave me the opportunity to put my pants on and grab my clothes and boots and beat a hasty retreat out the front door as he was entering the back door. They had a nice front garden a square of lawn with a white picket fence, being a smart bloke I chose to jump the fence, placing one foot on it and as I did the completer fence flattened to the ground. I didn’t slow down I ran across the road to the garage where my mate worked and ran into the storeroom with the picture of my mate doubled up with laughter as he realised what was going on.

Meanwhile the father had come through his front door like a bull at a gate slamming it open and finding his fence flattened and me vanished from sight.
It was a sight to behold this giant of a man standing on his footpath scratching his head trying to imagine exactly what had happened.

While 50 yards away hiding behind a car getting petrol kelvin my mate and I were watching him almost wetting ourselves with laughter.

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i would go back to the mothership  because i don't fit in here……….

what if i gave you your freedom……….

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nope just a bikie loading his bike

next to post will be ………….  someone who lost something special

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yes here I am,
a dollar short and a day late.

next to post will be ………..  a winner

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CONGRATULATIONS
Lover well done

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yes  nice surprise  about the  prize money

nasty about Brandys driver

lots of  surprises  today

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Congratulations  to you Both, couldnt happen to a nicer couple

Throws rice

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G'day Amethyst

how did i miss this ?

Welcome to the forum.
People are friendly here I hope you find  as many good friends as I have.

We also have an open chat room where a lot of the members hang out and  chat.

Here's a bit more about it.

Forum Home Page > Organizations & Events > Groups & Families > Achat Town Square
https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,3031.0.html

Feel free to drop in and  get to know  some of us   Same TOS  as Achat.  You would be made welcome.

The Square
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Look forward to seeing you there.

Oh, the bar is open  and the chef  will feed you

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One thing  hmmmm  ………  it would be religion, the cause of most of the worst things man has done to man.
i would  change  its  inception from history.

what if i bestowed on you  “Super Powers”

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ME!!! again  sheesh

BINGO!!  ooops  oh yeah  i didn't play  lolol

next to post……….  will be the winner of Forum Bingo

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Thank the A Chat Gods for their donation

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G'day Diana

G'Day from across the ditch,  looking forward to catching up with you

People are friendly here I hope you find  as many good friends as I have.

We also have an open chat room where a lot of the members hang out and  chat.

Here's a bit more about it.

Forum Home Page > Organizations & Events > Groups & Families > Achat Town Square
https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,3031.0.html

Feel free to drop in and  get to know  some of us   Same TOS  as Achat.  You would be made welcome.

The Square
achatsquare.chattango.com

Look forward to seeing you there.

Oh, the bar is open  and the chef  will feed you

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G'day Kev

Welcome to the forum.
People are friendly here I hope you find  as many good friends as I have.

We also have an open chat room where a lot of the members hang out and  chat.

Here's a bit more about it.

Forum Home Page > Organizations & Events > Groups & Families > Achat Town Square
https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,3031.0.html

Feel free to drop in and  get to know  some of us   Same TOS  as Achat.  You would be made welcome.

The Square
achatsquare.chattango.com

Look forward to seeing you there.

Oh, the bar is open  and the chef  will feed you

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G'day Jane / Ira

Welcome to the forum.
People are friendly here I hope you find  as many good friends as I have.

We also have an open chat room where a lot of the members hang out and  chat.

Here's a bit more about it.

Forum Home Page > Organizations & Events > Groups & Families > Achat Town Square
https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,3031.0.html

Feel free to drop in and  get to know  some of us   Same TOS  as Achat.  You would be made welcome.

The Square
achatsquare.chattango.com

Look forward to seeing you there.

Oh, the bar is open  and the chef  will feed you

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