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[AusWoody]

I think the meter is broken
i never log out of forum

Total time logged in: 8 days, 13 hours and 35 minutes.

[AusWoody]

hmm red cars  NO how about a dark metal flake  blue  Bike
ridden by the down under bikie

next maybe one of the newbies making thier mark?

[AusWoody]

i guess you realised that were all perfect human shapes here  lol
young pretty unlimited stamina zero recovery time

the only thing that differentiates us is personality and character.

in the long run those characteristics are way more important than the physical container we occupy  both here and real life

continue to enjoy the game and your real life  maybe your wishes will come true  here

[AusWoody]

Thank you all for your support the Daytona sweep
is now full and CLOSED to new players

2nd driver buying is open.   
 

I have just learned NASCAR has changed some rules and the grid will be 40 cars

Daytona 500 PLAYER UPDATE

1	Stone
2	JayC
3	Jingerbird
4	Tangoracer
5	Nat33
6	Zuzannah
7	Vaughan
8	Lover
9	Peeka
10	Martinus
11	Brandybee
12	Auswoody
13	Maron211177
14	Tonyg
15	Lydiarose
16	xShezawofx
17	Icebox
18	Butterkissed
19	MidinteRaven
20	DIRKDARING1
21	Skydance
22	Foxman57
23	Mrgoodbar
24	Solana
25	DaraMai
26	DaisyBelle
27	Ecky
28	Jaynie
29	zuzannah
30	Martinus
31	Maron211177
32	Tonyg
33	Tangoracer
34	Jingerbird
35	Peeka
36	Icebox
37	Vaughan
38	Brandybee
39	Auswoody
40	Lydiarose

40 of 40 slots have been filled
Stake Collected 2000 Achat Dollars

1st =  3000 Achat Dollars
2nd = 2000 Achat Dollars
3rd =  1000 Achat Dollars
43rd = 500 Achat Dollars

Live random Racer draw and Race on …..
http://achatsquare.chatango.com
Its all good fun & a great way to meet & make new friends
Keep an eye on this topic for details  

GOOD LUCK and THANK YOU to all the players

IMPORTANT NOTE …. PLEASE SEND YOUR ENTRY GIFT TO Pythia

Thank you all for your support the Daytona sweep
is now full and CLOSED to new players

[AusWoody]

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident.

The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.

St. Peter said, ‘I don’t know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,’ and he leaves.

The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple are still waiting. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn’t work out; could you get a divorce in heaven. After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled.

‘Yes,’ he informs the couple, ‘you can get married in Heaven.’

‘Great!’ said the couple, ‘But we were just wondering, what if things don’t work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?’

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground. ‘What’s wrong?’ asked the frightened couple.

‘OH, COME ON!’, St. Peter shouted, ‘It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it’ll take me to find a lawyer?’

[AusWoody]

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yes we are in again

Brandybee and AusWoody

Osiris_Forum gifted A$100

[AusWoody]

G'day Frazer  ,

Welcome to the forum.
People are friendly here I hope you find  as many good friends as I have.

We also have an open chat room where a lot of the members hang out and  chat.

Here's a bit more about it.

Forum Home Page > Organizations & Events > Groups & Families > Achat Town Square
https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,3031.0.html

Feel free to drop in and  get to know  some of us   Same TOS  as Achat.  You would be made welcome.

The Square
achatsquare.chatango.com

Look forward to seeing you there.

Oh, the bar is open  and the chef  will feed you

[AusWoody]

G'day  Ronny ,

Welcome to the forum.
People are friendly here I hope you find  as many good friends as I have.  i find ppl treat you with the same respect you treat them.

We also have an open chat room where a lot of the members hang out and  chat.

Here's a bit more about it.

Forum Home Page > Organizations & Events > Groups & Families > Achat Town Square
https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,3031.0.html

Feel free to drop in and  get to know  some of us   Same TOS  as Achat.  You would be made welcome.

The Square
achatsquare.chatango.com

Look forward to seeing you there.

Oh, the bar is open  and the chef  will feed you

[AusWoody]

Well look who dropped in  Lana Love  should i say welcome back?

Yes its me the downunder  bikie

Next to post is the newly weds  Lisa and Zoe

[AusWoody]

A woman was nagging her husband to cut the grass, to which the husband answered, “What do I look like to you? A landscaper?!”

Next time the sink was dripping, she asked him again, “Honey, can you fix the faucet?” The husband replied, “What do I look like to you? A Plumber?!”

Two days later, a light bulb went out and she begged him again, “Honey, can you change the light bulb?” His reply was, “What am I? An electrician?!”

A few days later, the husband comes home from work to find that the lawn is cut, the faucet is fixed, the light bulb is changed.

Very surprised, he says, “Honey, what happened here?”

The wife replies, “You know our new next door neighbor? He came over and fixed everything.”

The husband says, “Honey, how did you pay him?!”

“Oh, you know,” the wife says, “he told me that I could either bake him a cake or have sex with him.”

Somewhat relieved the husband asks, “Whew, so what kind of a cake did you bake for him?”

The wife replies, “Who do you think I am? Betty Crocker?!”

[AusWoody]

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YUZAWA NAEBA/ JPN
SLALOM – Men
SUNDAY FEB 14th   01:00 GMT

ALPINE SKIING SWEEPER UPDATE

01	Maron211177
02	TonyG
03	Brandybee
04	AusWoody
05	Nat33
06	Solana
07	Vaughan
08	Stone
09	Jayc
10	Peeka
11	Zuzannah
12	JingerBird
13	Tangoracer
14	Skydance
15	Foxman57
16	your name here
17	your name here
18	your name here
19	your name here
20	your name here
21	your name here
22	your name here
23	your name here
24	your name here
25	your name here
26	your name here

15 of 26 slots have been filled
Stake Collected 750 Achat Dollars

1st =  700 Achat Dollars
2nd = 400 Achat Dollars
3rd =  200 Achat Dollars

Live random Racer draw and Race on …..
http://achatsquare.chatango.com
Its all good fun & a great way to meet & make new friends
Keep an eye on this topic for details  

GOOD LUCK and THANK YOU to all the players

IMPORTANT NOTE …. PLEASE SEND YOUR ENTRY GIFT TO Osiris_Forum

[AusWoody]

Daytona 500 PLAYER UPDATE

1	Stone
2	JayC
3	Jingerbird
4	Tangoracer
5	Nat33
6	Zuzannah
7	Vaughan
8	Lover
9	Peeka
10	Martinus
11	Brandybee
12	Auswoody
13	Maron211177
14	Tonyg
15	Lydiarose
16	xShezawofx
17	Icebox
18	Butterkissed
19	MidinteRaven
20	DIRKDARING1
21	Skydance
22	Foxman57
23	Mrgoodbar
24	Solana
25	DaraMai
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
33

25 of 46 slots have been filled
Stake Collected 1250 Achat Dollars

1st =  TBA Achat Dollars
2nd = TBA Achat Dollars
3rd =  TBA Achat Dollars

Live random Racer draw and Race on …..
http://achatsquare.chatango.com
Its all good fun & a great way to meet & make new friends
Keep an eye on this topic for details  

GOOD LUCK and THANK YOU to all the players

IMPORTANT NOTE …. PLEASE SEND YOUR ENTRY GIFT TO Pythia

[AusWoody]

A blind old cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
“Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things.”

The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

The bouncer is a blonde girl with a ‘Billy-Club’.

I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

“Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy… Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,

“NO  –  NOT IF I HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT FIVE TIMES!!!”

[AusWoody]

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YUZAWA NAEBA/ JPN
SLALOM – Men
SUNDAY FEB 14th   01:00 GMT

ALPINE SKIING SWEEPER UPDATE

01	Maron211177
02	TonyG
03	Brandybee
04	AusWoody
05	Nat33
06	Solana
07	Vaughan
08	Stone
09	Jayc
10	Peeka
11	your name here
12	your name here
13	your name here
14	your name here
15	your name here
16	your name here
17	your name here
18	your name here
19	your name here
20	your name here
21	your name here
22	your name here
23	your name here
24	your name here
25	your name here
26	your name here

10 of 26 slots have been filled
Stake Collected 500 Achat Dollars

1st =  700 Achat Dollars
2nd = 400 Achat Dollars
3rd =  200 Achat Dollars

Live random Racer draw and Race on …..
http://achatsquare.chatango.com
Its all good fun & a great way to meet & make new friends
Keep an eye on this topic for details  

GOOD LUCK and THANK YOU to all the players

IMPORTANT NOTE …. PLEASE SEND YOUR ENTRY GIFT TO Osiris_Forum

[AusWoody]

G'day  Stormy ,

Welcome to the forum.
People are friendly here I hope you find  as many good friends as I have.

We also have an open chat room where a lot of the members hang out and  chat.

Here's a bit more about it.

Forum Home Page > Organizations & Events > Groups & Families > Achat Town Square
https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,3031.0.html

Feel free to drop in and  get to know  some of us   Same TOS  as Achat.  You would be made welcome.

The Square
achatsquare.chatango.com

Look forward to seeing you there.

Oh, the bar is open  and the chef  will feed you

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