“Be a love” “ Be a love” I repeat like a mantra then break out laughing, before retching again at the slug slimy lumpy puke.
I am kneeling deep in Panda vomit scrubbing the floor clean with a scrubbing brush and bucket by my side. Jayc’s instruction had been well and truly noted.
I had the fore-thought to wear a zoot suit and Coves fishing waders. I felt a sight but at least it saved my wonderful Halloween costume from the lumpy sick and smell of half-digested salad and bamboo.
For the umpteenth time, I emptied the bucket of putrid sick and disinfectant down the nearby lavatory and flushed.
Just a few more lumps to remove and more squirts of fresh smelling disinfectant and the lake of sick would be cleared up.
Finally finished, I stood up and stretched my aching back. The place was as good as new and free from sick and diarrhoea at last!
I walked out the back and hosed the waders down, removed the zoot suit and gloves, wrapped them in a plastic bag and disposed of them in the skip.
I returned Cove’s waders to his office and went to wash up and refresh my make-up and perfume.
Soon, I was back at Old Joe’s side, serving the drinks.
I serve a drink to LeighDeexxx and welcome her to the AB&G as I missed it first time round. She was too busy attached to Hukk’s lips, “The first drink is always on the house” I tell her the custom.
“Can you smell boiled cabbage or something?” she asks sniffing the air. “That’s a very authentic decay perfume for Halloween”
“Thank you” I smile and think silently to myself, “Must be the lingering Panda Puke and looking by how busy it was getting, I had no time to shower to refresh the clinging odour.”
“Oh Brandy” I heard Stone call. I turned for her to show me an empty glass, “Be a dear and fetch me a fresh glass.”
I smile sweetly and of course go fetch her a pint of lager served with the full complement of nuts, crisps and Bombay mix.
“Be a Love, Be a Dear “ Noted, Oh House of the Gnomes!
