Its utter confusion as cream pies fly through the air, everyone has the remnants of cream on their body somewhere. It’s a free for all, although some groups are starting to get more organised and forming alliances.
Stone has managed to get behind the bar counter with Old Joe and the dwarfs. They are flinging pies in a well co-ordinated Mexican wave using the bar for cover as they duck down.
More pies land on my face as I try ducking and then I feel my dress being pulled down to my waist and my ample boobs popping out. I wipe the cream from my eyes and realise its mrsexlover licking around my nipples.
“Had cream really got there through my dress?” I wonder but the next second his hands and another pie landing on the back of his head ensure they are well and truly splattered.
His naughty tongue makes it difficult to concentrate. I feel the gentle tug on each nipple as he suckles and then the heat of his tongue exploring my cleavage. My body responds and I moan as he “Motorboats” cheekily. He rapidly shakes his face in a side-to-side motion in my cleavage accompanied by his yells. This results in the sound that is created similar to an outboard boat motor. The vibrations are somewhat pleasant but now is the time for battle not for hard sex.
I grab his hair, yanking his handsome face from my tits and kiss him on the lips. At the same time, I deviously feel for a fully topped creamed flan and push it straight in his face. He is totally creamed, Then I see his cheeky tongue poke through, wipe his lips clean and a big grin emerge.
My attention is drawn to Pachi the Panda, faithfully trying to get to Stone. She is in full throttle pie flinging and one accidently hits him, “ Play dead “ I yell and Pachi dutifully falls to the floor and appears lifeless. Stone is beside herself in remorse.
I crawl to him and scratch his ear, he groans in joy and then begins a slow but deliberate belly crawl towards the bar to seek sanctuary from the flying cream overhead and to his beloved Stone.
“He’s ok” I yell to Stone who immediately cheers up, encouraging Pachi to reach her and then firing again on Jayc & Hukk.
I fling some pies to protect his path and he finally makes it to his destination, safe with the dwarfs.
I see Hukk go for the store room and wonder what his plan is. I soon find out when I see him with the giant pudding hose, firing out the remaining grape jelly around the room, obliterating all the different fighting factions.
Most stop in fallen surprise. The whole bar is covered in cream and grape jelly dripping from all the furnishings and people are drenched in gloop.
I stand up and get globbed by him and then Bluedenim from head to foot, and then the flow slows and the hose droops reminding me of a an overexcited guy, totally spent and his weapon, nothing more than a wimpy lettuce.
Blue grins at me, kisses me on the cheek and quickly heads for the shower. I chuckle as she is still totally naked from her earlier exploits in the pit.
Hukk, CutieGuy, Stone and Jayc are high fiving each other and congratulating each other on a fight well fought.
Lover, FoxyRoxxy, HGO, Freddie , Tangoracer, HB, Tom_Hardy, Loverboy71, Tomi85, denisee40, lydiaRose are standing and look comical with jelly and cream oozing and dripping on them. All are beaming and chuckling at the fun of a battle well fought.
“Ahem” I suddenly clear my throat with authority. A silence slowly befalls the room as suddenly they see the carnage around them for the first time.
I point at each little fighting faction. “ Cleaning detail “ I give each a section of the bar to clean and place a dwarf in charge of each one.
“I want this place, spick and span before Covems returns, I don’t want him to even suspect the fun we have had here today”
They all nod in understanding. “Covems and I like the place ship shape and besides, after that’s done, Tango and Freddie's birthday parties can continue into Valentine’s day”
“Yeahhhhh” a cheer sounds around the bar and quickly get down to business of clean up, eagerly grabbing mops, buckets and cloths from the dwarfs.
I grab hold of Dopey and tell him to take some pics with his camera for the bar album, especially the three semi clothed stooges and bluedenim, pookie, terriC and mesexlover in the shower.
Covems, Amy and Bear will want to see those when they get back!!
