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[Brandybee]

O  M  G      yes, yes, yes,  yes,  yes, yesssssssssssssssssss…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0OeM6UUAoI

[Brandybee]

Lydia is a breath of fresh air and I love her “bitchy” posts      Go Girl …. Yehaw!

[Brandybee]

Ladies… psssst… if you ever get the chance get a date with Tangoracer.  You won't be disappointed.

This concludes my date report.  How did I do?

Very Naughty but Very Good  😮 😮 😮

He exaggerated a bit (I dont have three legs ;) ) and made me bit taller as i am, but alltogether it was very close to me and the way i felt.

*Takes a moment to process this in*

*Finally gets it*

You're making a penis reference!

Shaking my heads –  “you boys peaked ,  didn't ya?”    :

[Brandybee]

Sorry for being a dick to everyone. Just not fitting in like I'd wanted. My bad, not yours.

Laters everyone.

Knock me up when I'm on in the game, maybe I can help …  mmm  just so's it clear –  the English version of that offer, not the yank version 

[Brandybee]

And therein lies the problem  as to why  you may  not find the happiness you desire.

Maybe in a quieter moment, you should reflect on this topic and take a step back to see what we see, especially the insults.

Good Luck in whatever you decide to do.

But you did get the nice bit right    .

[Brandybee]

I am lying on my back on the bar table, head hanging as Mercer78 pumps my mouth with his hard cock. It tastes delicious. I can’t get enough.

Jasmine scent hangs heavy over us and seems to energise the sexual heat generated in both of us. I suck on Mercer’s full length as he bends to grope my tits with one hand, and thumbing my clit with the other.

The crudity of my nude upturned frog like position turns him on. He likes being the centre of my attention and likes that I am displayed for Bear.
My hands are holding my ankles, knees spread wide apart, wet pussy facing Bear.  He pushes in my mouth, that little bit deeper, that little bit faster.

He watches his hands obscenely touching and groping as I moan and groan.

I am lost in the sensations of touch and smell and then I feel a refreshing iciness on the top of my body and it sinks down, right to my spine and to the table I am lying on. 

I am fighting for breath, for space and the iciness mirrors my body position before melting and a warming heat begins to rise.

I am squashed, vying for space and suddenly realise, I am not alone, an entity is sharing my body, sharing in the sensations and moans of earthly sex.

We feel each other’s thoughts but she is stronger than me. I sense years of pent up frustrations and the joy that she is now inside me, feeling and responding to Mercer’s touch. My body energises tenfold, reacts and responds with gusto. The secretions from my pussy rush and dribble down my furrow and crevices to pool on the table below. My breasts swell, my pussy and clitoris engorge for mating invite.

I salivate on Mercer’s cock, sucking him, relishing his hardened member. He groans, sensing the new vigour and worship of a wanton cock sucking whore.

The pheromones emitted radiate from my body, engulfing Mercer and floating around Bear, sending out silent signals to the potent males of a willing female in heat for mating.

They smell and rejoice as their bodies react and swell, the inner beasts rising in need to mate and seed. Their chests expand and cocks pulsate to strut their power and virility. 

I feel their power and thrills and anticipation tingle throughout me as Doris picks up on it too and then, we hear a triumphant roar.  Bear is up out of his throne! His bindings gone!

Mercer grins at him and places a hand on each of my knees, spreading them wide for Bear. Mercer thrusts deep into my throat. My nose is buried into his balls, my pussy drenched and ready…

[Brandybee]

Hey Jensen,

Take him up the offer , Hukk's got quite a talent , mad as a fish, but really quite talented.

Ok, is it me?… I keep looking at that picture above … I think he's wanking    Maybe, I just need a hot date lol

[Brandybee]

Hey Jensen,  I spoke to you as Trek and Jensen. I didn’t know you were the same person and to be fair it, matters not to me, which persona you wish to take to chat with me. I think you seemed like a pleasant guy and the chats we shared were pleasant enough.

I’m not sure why you felt you were treated like the plague as Trek and it seemed, as you say, you did gain friends.

There are all sorts of personalities here, some you will get on with, some you won’t. That’s normal and may be the ones you don’t, are the plague you speak of. So I guess I have the plague too … not all like me either … I know, I know that’s just so hard to believe LOL.
And it’s the same with anyone here. The thing is not to take it to heart, concentrate on the ones you do get on with. 

Don’t surround yourself with negativity or dwelling on the ones you don’t and why they don’t like you. Who cares, Move on, surround yourself with the friends you do have.

And don’t whine about it to your friends or they will withdraw too, it’s natural for them to keep away from any negativity.  Be a friend not a smotherer of doom.

People who spoke to you as Jensen and not Trek, is simple.  For whatever reason Trek didn’t press their buttons and as Jensen, they were getting to know you. Maybe they would have stayed, maybe they wouldn’t.  The thing is whatever went wrong with Trek, maybe you learnt from that mistake, if any, and reacted differently as Jensen. Only you will know.

They are not shallow, they are just people willing to make friends like anyone else.

You mention an experiment to see who gave a damn… to give a damn you have to develop feelings for that person in the first place and part of that is trust. 

Your experiment was doomed to failure because you started it on deceit.

The people who don’t have feelings will no doubt read this and either be amused, offended or dare I say… not think much of your attitude, as you have made sweeping statements to insult them. 

Some will speak, some wont. It depends how they view your experiment I guess.

The ones who do care will be insulted and upset by your deceit. Stands to reason. You didn’t trust them as Trek and was testing them as Jensen. That is not a good thing to do to your friends, no matter how you look at it.  Maybe that answers the why to the girl who’s upset with you.

You make strong sweeping statements of fake, pathetic, selfish – we are all avatars and we choose who we are here, it’s a sex site in case you didn’t notice, not a dating site. Some like sex, some like romance, some more robust practices, none is wrong (except practices that break the law and TOS of course), it’s just different.  We make good friends here, but that’s because we accept who people are on face value and don’t delve into private lives.

Everyone is here for a reason, it’s doesn’t matter why. We are here because we are. That simple.

Closer relationships can develop but that is at the choosing of the couple concerned.  The thing is, you will form closer bonds if you don’t judge people and trust will develop naturally.

The people here in Forum are a great bunch. The community here is built on being friendly, having fun and being tolerant.  Good qualities to have I think and maybe food for thought.

Lecture over 

Do you want a cup of tea?  Lol    It has a cathartic effect and I still want a story off you, either as Trek or Jenson but only one can enter.  Your choice, but I think you have some writing talent, I want to tug it out of you… I know there is a story in there just waiting to be told.

See above for the links … :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

[Brandybee]

There is so much to look back on and the fun and capers over the last year 2013, especially in the Erotic Story section  – The Achat Bar & Grill ( AB&G ) , and the off shoot  topics The IceHouse ( AB&G Dungeon ) and Crystal Lake ( Where some of the patrons live in country cabins and camp from the AB&G )

Looking back makes me smile and I wish to thank each and everyone one of you for your efforts and writings to make the place so much fun.  Hugs & kisses.

Heres some that’s happened over the last year. They still make me giggle and go awwww or ewwwwwww lol

( AB&G  2013 Page 68 to Present day )

New Years Eve last year, Tightfit74 leaves us at forum. The end of our first time well co-ordinated party, with so many multi authors, where everyone worked together to give him a well deserved Achat Forum send off.  Posts timed to perfection. ( Finale Page 67 AB&G )

January –  Stone and Covems plot and Stone finally gets her revenge on her beloved spouse, for Jayc helped Bear return his Panda silver charm to her in a terrifying incident in the AB&G office.  ( Page 68 AB&G ) and ending in The Icehouse ( P 16 )

Mollie wreaks her revenge on Covems for volunteering her to run Blind Date lol  (- The IceHouse Page P 16 ) and of course The covems Angels and others turn up  in true Dungeon style 

February – We have a Ska party for Tangoracer’s birthday and a new dance craze is encouraged  ;Dl      Do The Pachacutie  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51aHb_U8Zr0   (Page 71 ) and The Tantrum    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-5Wh9dUrZM  ( Page 72 )

Tango receives a new Throne and a pet with a collar – awww  (Page 72 ) and celebrates in The Icehouse.  😮 😮 😮

Bear continues to flirt and tease Me and Stone about collars, being King Dom of the Ice House. ( Page 72 )  and sings a touching song –  not to me though  LOL  – Page 73 (Bryan Adams… to really love a woman….: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq2KgzKETBw&feature=channel)

We have our first proposal and collaring in the bar – Page 73.

The new Erotic Story Contest  4  – “First Time”  is kicked off, my first as Contest Manager –  the pressure!!!   Jayc wins with runners up of Covems and Momma_Andrea.

Covems & James_Dean (JD ) treat A patron – Pookie77  to the bull ride.  ( Page 73 )

Bear finally has enough and spanks my naughty ass – mmm maybe Blu has something there lol and we actually shag in The IceHouse – YAYYYYY.

The Dentists Chair and food is served up by Stone to the delighted Covems and jayc  ( AB&G Page 79 & Ice House Page 18)  : :

Jcm0824 & Blu discover his masterful side  – The IceHouse Page 21  😮 😮

We have three new events –  The easter eggg hunt which jayc eventually wins;
Forum Home Page / Organizations & Events / Contests /  Hunt the easter eggg
https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2346.0.html

and Paper Chase for the first time – Team Idlevice win – Stone, Jayc  & Mrsexlover       Forum Home Page / Organizations & Events /  Events  / New Game Achat Paper Chase https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2390.0.htm

and a secret Blind Date hosted by Stone and Jayc.  They make an advertising Dvd which is inadvertently played on the big screen in the bar  LOL   ( Page 86 )
Forum Home Page / Organizations & Events / Events  /  New Game Blind Date https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2408.0.html

A furry party kicks off in the bar … and HB ( Hentaiboy69 )  makes me a fabulous Bee costume.  Thank you. :-* :-* :-*

Tangracer opens a new massage and spa room in the AB&G for our wonderful patrons and HB decks out his new dungeon in the Ice House. ( Page 97 )

Mrsexlover  opens a banner mania shop in Artists Alley and Forum becomes colourful by his success. 

A new House Band , the Cocks N Roses join the AB&G – ( Page 89 )  – Mrsexlover, tangoracer, hentaiboy69, Lover, jcm0824 , Freddie and Bear.

Covems and ItsAmy123 meet and flirt in the bar. (Page 90 )

The Covems  open bar tab is born  : : : ( Pafe Page 83 ) and an unusual way of paying it (Page 96 ) Of course, its soon opened again 

We have a bar games Olympics ( Page 91 ) 

Covems gets his come uppance  from his “Munchkin Angels” –  Pafe, Satoire, Mooncalf, Mollie  ( Page 92 ) Well … he did use the M words lol  tut tut,  ( Milf, Mature, Mom – you get the idea mmm ) :-X :-X :-X

Mooncalf shoots up my bar  LOL  and the two naked NSPD ( Tango & Mrsexlover ) officers, break off from their orgy and come a running LOL  ( Page 92 ) 😮 😮 😮

The mystic creature – Ellie, at Crystal Lake is discovered, sort off  ( Page 98 )

The Cocks N Roses debut concert at the AB&G ( Page 100 ) , who could forget, Freddie had plastered posters all over the Forum Village lol.

The TKB –   The Knicker / Kisser Bandit is about still   ( Page 105 ) 

Covems publically asks ItsAmy123 to be his spouse  awww. She accepts &  the CoveyPrilla drink  is created by jayc in celebration  ( Page 105 ) and for the first time since the NSPD raid, I shut the bar and we descend on Crystal Lake  to attend Covems and Amy's  Wedding ceremony. ( Page 106 ) and Crystal Lake ( Page 2 )

Then there’s the never ending halloween party which always lasts till xmas lol  ( Page 106 / 107 ) and the return of the beloved ghosts – Doris & Stanley Grill up to mischief again and mind controlling patrons to sexual antics.

And Stone’s terrible VD infection LOL  ( Page 107 ) Who could forget that!!  :'( :'( :'(

Covems & Co start a new Dungeon Master game –  ( AB&G  P 109 & Crystal Lake P 7 ) 

The Erotic Story Contest 5 – Public place is  opened and won by Tangoracer & hentaiboy69 with runners up Jayc and Dev08.  And we hit over 100 votes – yayyyyyyyyy  😮 😮 😮

Then of course we have the current Erotic Story Contest 6 – Medieval , open for submissions till 31 Jan 2014.
Forum Home Page > Announcements > Forum News > EROTIC STORY CONTEST 6 – MEDIEVAL.  https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2816.0.html   and    Forum  Home Page >  Organisations & Events >Contests > EROTIC  STORY CONTEST  RULES https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2509.0.html

And Covems Ugly Xmas sweater vote on in the AB&G – ( Don’t tell Stone, she thinks it’s the Splendid jumper contest lol )  Please vote if you haven’t already.  ( Page 113 to P 115 )

And the current Xmas party and grape jelly, pudding pit fight – with TerriC; Pookie77 , Bluedenim and mrsexlover. ( P115 onwards  )

I would also like to compliment all the authors who successfully submitted and published  stories that were published on Literotica –  Momma_Andrea, ( Me LOL ) , Mercer78 &  jayc. Well done.

Momma_ Andrea
http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=1457483&page=submissions

Brandybee
http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=1574134&page=submissions

jayc
http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=1578638&page=submissions

Mercer78
http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=1625185&page=submissions

Thank you all for making my 2013 a fantastic time in Forum. Thank you to my fellow moderators – Lover, Hentaiboy69 & Bear for making my first Mod year such a joy and to you in the Forum Village for being …you.
Hugs & kisses to all.  Hope you had a magical Christmas / Hanukka / Holidays and Your New Year is everything you wish for.

I feel quite emotional now … I love you all.

Brandybee. x

[Brandybee]

@ Momma_Andrea ,  great read, certainly worth a gander Folks. There's some interesting titbits in those links.  😮

So far, I have four qualifying stories.

There's still just over a month to go. 

I still want those stories off you. Still unsure whether to take the plunge and enter?  Take a look at past stories. I'm sure they can help get you inspired. 

Who knows, you may just be in the top 3… 

[Brandybee]

I agree with you,  this is just a point of reference, not a new language.

I'm still learning and new ones pop up all the time in chat.  Its just interesting to know the most common ones in use. The others, I forget easily.

I would not encourage total use here in forum or in chat.

Some are quite funny.  As you can probably tell, the intricate symbols I'm not including in the top post, nor sayings I've never heart of. If they become popular, I'll add.

[Brandybee]

Mine has been slow, ok, then connection lost but we are having high winds in the UK and presumably as it's Boxing Day, a high volume of internet traffic.

I  am just grinning and bearing it and hope the winds die down soon.

[Brandybee]

Thank you both. Hugs and mwahhhhhhhhhhhh

[Brandybee]

Hi Egkung,

The pairings for this Secret Event have already been matched up and the couples carrying out their dates.

We will however be having another Secret Event probably around Valentine time.  Please keep an eye out for the topic, it will be advertised in forum and you can volunteer and sign up for that one.

In the meantime, a big welcome to our Forum Village. Please introduce yourself to the other residents here

Forum Homepage / Organisations & Events / Introduce yourself
https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/board,22.0.html

Enjoy your time here and have fun.  

@ Lover –  you beat me to it LOL.  :-* :-* :-* :-*

[Brandybee]

Loving your writing but your character needs a serious dose of a wonderful life  and Clarence the Angel before he does something silly.

Please cheer him up soon.  :-* :-*

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